Strong, Confident Fez Whatley

[EliSnow]

Per the show today, what affirmations should Fez say to himself to reaffirm his self-esteem?

"Yes, I'm still a virgn. So what, I'm strong confident Fez Whatley."

[A.J.]

"A little turbulence during the flight? No problem. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley."

[Don Stugots]

Bam Bam Bigelow made my brother fall down. So what? I am strong confident Fez Whatley.

[DOHO@HOME]

I'll agree with what Ron says even if I'm not sure I'm strong confident Fez Whatley

[EliSnow]

"Yes, I love getting my ass hosed down. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley."

[Don Stugots]

No, I do not want anyone talking to me in the bathroom. Fuck off! i am strong confident Fez Whatley

[DOHO@HOME]

I'm going to be at Ron's super bowl party even if I'm not invited!
I'm strong confident Fez Whatley

[disneyspy]

so what if im a sassy boy,i'm strong confident fez whatley!

[disneyspy]

so what if i wake myself up by farting im strong confident fez whatley

[A.J.]

"Everybody Hurts is a song for sissies. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley."

[DOHO@HOME]

So what if i stand up for every fag story, but won't come out of the closet.
I'm strong confident Fez Whatley

[EliSnow]

Yeah, I drive off our friends. So what, I'm strong confident Fez Whatley.

[disneyspy]

childhood bedroom. Do I look like Beanie? Clean up this office or you're done here." - Strong, confident Fez Whatley
about 1 hour ago from web
Reply Retweet A winning football prediction makes you king for a week. A Leno prediction makes you king for a lifetime. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
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Reply Retweet "Apartment doorman, you know, I forgot how to pronounce your name. I apologize. What was it again?" - Strong Confident Fez Whatley
6:44 PM Jan 30th from web
Reply Retweet This colorful shirt is worn by a winner. If you're threatened by a man with style, step out of my way. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
10:45 AM Jan 29th from web
Reply Retweet A live read is like a fine wine. If they stack up at the end of the show, life's too short to stress. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
10:33 AM Jan 29th from web
Reply Retweet Sirius/XM building, I don't feel like walking your outside perimeter today. I think we need some space... I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
2:03 AM Jan 29th from web
Reply Retweet A bag of toenails is my business. Who are you to judge me? You have no power over me. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
7:19 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet Hey cable company! Repair my cable because I'm not going to take your crap anymore. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
7:16 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet You're having a party in an hour? No prob. I'll be there! Thanks for the invite. Should I bring ice? I'm strong confident Fez Whatley
1:37 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet Oops! I accidentally left a bigger tip than I intended. Oh well... No big deal. I can afford it. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:30 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet When I feel like sitting down with a book, I will. It's none of your business. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:29 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet So what if I'm responsible and don't waste paperclips. I am your boss. Don't question me. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:28 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet We all have a tendency to regret certain things on occasion. It doesn't make us bad people. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:22 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet I am a successful radio personality. I have accomplished more than most people. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:16 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet I'll ski when I feel like skiing. I don't answer to anyone. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:12 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet Roosevelt Island Tram, you can't hurt me. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
1:08 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet "Hey Dave, remember who's name is on the show". - Strong, Confident Fez Whatley
1:06 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet Wow, the sun is going down, but I don't feel like going home yet. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
12:58 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet My mother called. Told her I was too busy to talk. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
12:57 PM Jan 28th from web
Reply Retweet On a whim, I decided to eat food that wasn't on the schedule. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley
12:51 PM Jan 28th from web
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[Don Stugots]

Want to know my secret? Drop dead. i am strong confident Fez Whatley

[Jujubees2]

I'm here, I'm queer, I will not disappear, I'm the strong, confident Fez Whatley!

[K.C.]

So what if I drop the 'N' bomb in the
safety and seclusion of my Roosevelt Island apartment...I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[K.C.]

I wanted to pay a $600 bar tab for Elfish in Memphis...I can afford it, because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Freitag]

So what if I've had two stents in my chest? Pass the ribs! I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

I'm only capable of two emotions - rage and sadness. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[K.C.]

I'll say bad things about Jay Mohr's wife any damn time I want, even if she's been nothing
but nice to me...because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Death Metal Moe]

You think 10 years is bad Jeff? I haven't like Ron in over 20 years! I'm Strong, Confident Fez Whatley!

[K.C.]

Fuck you, Retard Paulie....I said I wanted regular Orange juice not, frothy!!! I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley, dammit!!

[Tcaggression]

I eat Stents for Breakfast I Strong, Confident Fez Whatley!!

[disneyspy]

fuck you ronfez.net you cesspool of negativity,i'm strong confident fez whatley!

[Misteriosa]

Take the next elevator, asshole! I want to chat with my friends! I'm Strong, Confident Fez Whatley!"

[Death Metal Moe]

Ron didn't write that list of my show names read aloud at my Parent's 50th Wedding Anniversary, I DID! I'm Strong, Confident Fez Whatley!

[K.C.]

Hey asshole callers...it was a Fezatorial!!!...stop calling and saying it was a Catty Moment/Open Letter/Nature Boy/ Jan Brady...I'm not
going to take this shit, I'm strong confident Fez Whatley.

[Death Metal Moe]

Gimmie that fuckin' bike back or you're gonna get those cane poles UP BOTH YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU SCUMBAG PRICKS!

I'm STRONG, CONFIDENT Fez Whatley!!!!

[K.C.]

I don't like your pussy sports like football, baseball, and soccer, Ron....I'd rather watch tapes of NWA worldwide from the 70s and The Dark Knight over and over again, because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Don Stugots]

I don't like your pussy sports like football, baseball, and soccer, Ron....I'd rather watch tapes of NWA worldwide from the 70s and The Dark Knight over and over again, because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.


that could be me also.

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea I like the kicking game in Football, fuck you guys!

I'm Strong, Confident Fez Whatley.

[K.C.]

Hey Hughes brothers...it's not the fact that you're twins as to why I couldn't tell you apart...I'm strong, confident, racist Fez Whatley!

[stormy1065]

yes i do know what cum taste like and i'm not telling! I'm strong,confident Fez Marie Whatley! No clost can holod me!:clap:

[stormy1065]

i forget to use spell check!i'm strong confident fez whatley....

[Serpico1103]

No, Mom, I will not be coming home for the holidays. I am strong confident Fez Whatley.

[Freitag]

I don't like your pussy sports like football, baseball, and soccer, Ron....I'd rather watch tapes of NWA worldwide from the 70s and The Dark Knight over and over again, because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

Fez doesn't like football? When did this happen?

[K.C.]

Fez doesn't like football? When did this happen?

When he admitted he barely watched a single game this year and frequently by-passed football for stuff like Jon & Kate Plus 8, the Emmys, etc.

[STC-Dub]

Yeah, I am a football fan even if I only watch two games a year. I am strong, confident Fez Whatley!

[Pittsburgh]

Fuck you mother, I'm a faggot - get used to it! I'm strong confident Fez Watley

[sailor]

if you were tricked into thinking i did a character called the pittsburgh platter, that's your problem not mine, because i'm strong, confident fez whatley.

[opie's twisted balls]

I've just drowned Skippy in the East River. I am strong, confident Fez Whatley!

[ca14129]

Not only did I make love to a cupcake.. but it was a RON BENNINGTON.

.. because I'm strong, I'm confident.. and doggone it, I'M FEZ WHATLEY.

[Tenbatsuzen]

When he admitted he barely watched a single game this year and frequently by-passed football for stuff like Jon & Kate Plus 8, the Emmys, etc.

I get tattoos of things I don't care about and dated, awful movies. I am strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Meataball23]

Yes the only thing I add to the show with my name on it are live reads and nonsensical talks about my mental problems, but fuck you - Im strong confident Fez Whatley!

[Suspect Chin]

Dave can slam my face into hot pizza and I'll still offer to pay for childcare because I'm strong confident Fez Whatley.

[Cigar Sid]

Of course you can watch me pee; I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley

[Crispy123]

Yes I do eat lettuce wraps and then I shit them out on a Peurto Rican poolboy's cock because I am strong confident Fez Whatley!

[kratos]

Win or lose, I'll fight my own battles on the internet. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Melk]

Yeah! I just said something mean about Casey. You attack me, I attack everything you love and care about. Guitar Hero, Rock Star, Juliana and Stanley are next. I am strong, confident, mean, Fez Whatley.

I watched Raw instead of Monday Night Football. As a matter of fact, I'd have watched "American Idol" if it were on now. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

You know why I suck at live reads? I hate reading! I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

Sure, I say mean things about Kirstie Alley that, if directed at me, would silence me for three months. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

Excuse me, sir. This elevator is for whites only. I'm strong, confident, racist Fez Whatley.

[yojimbo7248]

Yes, I know my therapist does nothing but coddle me but I like it so fuck you!
I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley!

[yojimbo7248]

Yeah, I feel gay but am not ready for gay sex. so fucking what?
I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley

[PapaBear]

Yeah, I know my apartment is REALLY on the 13th floor. I think I'll go smoke a joint on my balcony, now. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Melk]

I murdered Skippy a year and a half ago. I'm strong, confident "Cat Killer" Whatley

[sailor]

I'm a big star. Getting my own breakfast is beneath me and I deserve to have an intern pick it up because I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[FromUndaCheese]

I'm not going to strike out at the piano bar anymore. I'm strong, confident, Fez Whatley.

[Melk]

I dislike Ethan Hawke. There is an unexplainable vibe he gives off that makes me hate him. Beyond that, I offer no further explanation. I am strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[kratos]

I'm not ashamed of my given name but I chose another to reflect the real me. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Serpico1103]

None of the work, half the pay. Ron, rubesayswhat? I am strong confident Fez Whatley.

[Sudsy Mug Saloon]

I'm gonna stay out past dark, I am strong confident Fez Watley

[Serpico1103]

I'm gonna stay out past dark, I am strong confident Fez Watley

Strong and confident. Not insane.
Do you know what happens when the sun goes go down? No really, do you know? I don't.

Is the sun really setting? Or is it just embarrassed that it lit up the galaxy for half a day.

I hate the sun, showing off, feeding the galaxy with its brilliance. Clooney, Sun, Hawke. Overrated performers.

[kratos]

"Problem" callers are no problem to me. I won't ruin an otherwise great show. I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

[Meataball23]

None of the work, half the pay. Ron, rubesayswhat? I am strong confident Fez Whatley.

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A fucking+

[Crispy123]

Hey Ron I will hire Tuttle because he can really help me with some of my bitch work and free me up to take this show that I care about to the next level because I am strong confident Fez Whatley.