Food Intervention...

[JerseyRich]

How do I get my girlfriend to realize that Olive Garden isn't real food?

[PapaBear]

Take her to an Italian restaurant?

[weekapaugjz]

i thought this was going to be about forcing snoogans to put salt and pepper on his steak before cooking.

[JerseyRich]

That doesn't work. She still thinks it's good.

[JerseyRich]

i thought this was going to be about forcing snoogans to put salt and pepper on his steak before cooking.

We're not miracle workers here.

[PapaBear]

That doesn't work. She still thinks it's good.
I don't think you stand a chance, then. She obviously likes it. I've never been, myself. But I hear it's good if you just want to pig out cheaply.

[JerseyRich]

So you're saying I'll have to take her there at some point?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[PapaBear]

So you're saying I'll have to take her there at some point?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tell it's a great place for "girl's night out".

[weekapaugjz]

I don't think you stand a chance, then. She obviously likes it. I've never been, myself. But I hear it's good if you just want to pig out cheaply.

i don't mind it. it's not great, but not as horrible as many people make it out to be. i'm sure i would have a much different opinion if i was brought up in an italian family and was subject to traditional italian food.

[disneyspy]

you know in there you're family

[hunnerbun]

Ugh I know exactly how you feel...add Red Lobster to that. My b/f likes to eat there and being from the east coast I can't even stand to go in there, yuck!

[Tenbatsuzen]

So you're saying I'll have to take her there at some point?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Take her to Maggiano's. Problem solved.

[JerseyRich]

Take her to Maggiano's. Problem solved.

HAHA...We were both actually sitting at the traffic light in front of the one in Bridgewater a few weeks ago and wondering what it was like.

You recommend?

[britneypablo]

HAHA...We were both actually sitting at the traffic light in front of the one in Bridgewater a few weeks ago and wondering what it was like.

You recommend?

<font color="deeppink"> dude bring two other ppl with you and do family style its KICK ASSSSSSSSSSS.....etc on the SSS...

[aceofspades7]

maggianos and olive garden are both sugar sauce places

[A.J.]

Take her to Maggiano's. Problem solved.

The problem starts about a half hour after you finish eating there.

[TjM]

Don't be an ass. Let her enjoy what she likes.

[Don Stugots]

That doesn't work. She still thinks it's good.

the bread sticks are great. other than that, its ok food but not great or good even.

[Don Stugots]

Take her to Maggiano's. Problem solved.

ewww, that place and the macroni grill both suck

[Furtherman]

The food is so good, you forget to talk.

[JerseyRich]

Don't be an ass. Let her enjoy what she likes.

It's not like I prevent her from going there. I just don't ever drive MY car into the parking lot there.

[Marc with a c]

who cares if she likes the olive garden, let the blind girl have some joy in her life.

[Donnie Iris]

How do I get my girlfriend to realize that Olive Garden isn't real food?

Have her taste it.

[JerseyRich]

who cares if she likes the olive garden, let the blind girl have some joy in her life.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Sonofabitch!

[Jujubees2]

Bring a dead cockroach with you to Olive Garden and slip it in her food. She'll never want to go back.

[Aggie]

HAHA...We were both actually sitting at the traffic light in front of the one in Bridgewater a few weeks ago and wondering what it was like.

You recommend?

been a few times on others requests. it's a step up from olive garden but not great. if you go i recommend their chopped salad. it's good and a huge portion like everything else there. i also got caprese for an appetizer and that was good. the pasta i've tried there is meh.

[disneyspy]

take her and her college friends to get the never ending pasta

[disneyspy]

maybe you could double date with judge smails and his chick

[Don Stugots]

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[Chigworthy]

Tell her they don't allow vests.

[JerseyRich]

Tell her they don't allow vests.

She is a fellow vest wearer, so we would both be outcasts.

[Chigworthy]

She is a fellow vest wearer, so we would both be outcasts.

You deserve Olive Garden.

[ozzie]

When you figure it out... let me know.

It's all about their salad and breadsticks with my chick.

I think they could bring her a bowl of shoe laces with ketchup after that, and she'd still leave happy.

[JerseyRich]

I think the secret lies in me learning how to bake breadsticks.

I already make a salad that makes her drool...

[Jujubees2]

I think the secret lies in me learning how to bake breadsticks.

I already make a salad that makes her drool...

Maybe if you didn't load the salad with GHB she would stop drooling...

[JerseyRich]

Maybe if you didn't load the salad with GHB she would stop drooling...

I'm taking notes...

[lleeder]

I think the secret lies in me learning how to bake breadsticks.

I already make a salad that makes her drool...

try this recipe

http://www.pillsbury.com/NR/rdonlyres/6D3B786B-0937-4553-A70A-9DD015A024C5/0/PB_Breads_OriginalBreadSticks_482x193.jpg

[joethebartender]

Take her to Maggiano's. Problem solved.

Go from one shitty chain to another???