awesome things from Australia

[Snoogans]

since hottub wants to be a wiseass, lets highlight some awesome stuff that has come from australia:

free range cattle:
http://www.lonelylanefarms.com/assets/images/Free_Range.jpg

bloomin onions:
http://www.buxr.com/images/upload/reduced/HouTex-001-4.jpg

this woman:
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/clockwork/556/ij--A_to_K/ij--Holly_Brisley/ij--kr-231_HollyBrisley_09.jpg

and Tim Cahill:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/TimCahillPA_468x549.jpg

[Hottub]

http://popsop.com/wp-content/uploads/fosters_group.png

http://www.halfthedeck.com/images/urineads3.jpg

http://www.churchendbrewery.co.uk/images/quail%20eggs.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

this kid

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[opie's twisted balls]

dingos that eat babies

http://i47.tinypic.com/dwazgp.jpg

[Hottub]

:lol:

Well done!












Considering you are also a commonwealth (whatever the fuck that is)

[opie's twisted balls]

Considering you are also a commonwealth (whatever the fuck that is)
we pray to a dark lord

http://www.takeoutmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/liz-1.jpg

oh, and we're (Canadians) not "a" commonwealth but part of "the" commonwealth.....and no, other then having that batty old bitch as our head of state (purely a symbolic roll) and having her yap on some of our stamps and money not really sure what it gets us

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.sockbroker.com/city/boutdo4.jpg

Best ever!

[mikeyboy]

http://www.ugo.com/movies/guide-to-best-hair-cuts/images/entries/yahoo-serious.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

.....

[opie's twisted balls]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2vkkohz.jpg

Best ever!
you're special

[sr71blackbird]

They might have been made here, but the yarn comes from Australia.

[opie's twisted balls]

They might have been made here, but the yarn comes from Australia.
so what you're trying to say is you like sheep

[midwestjeff]

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[Hottub]

Bring your sheep to the edge of a cliff or embankment.
You put your boots on the sheeps back legs.
Put on Velcro gloves.
Enjoy.

[Chigworthy]

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/Nick_Cave_6.jpg

[sailor]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/2526545319_8d046907ac.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/Nick_Cave_6.jpg

Nice.

[Suspect Chin]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/irwin_croc_narrowweb__300x399,0.jpg

[Snoogans]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/irwin_croc_narrowweb__300x399,0.jpg

http://robertrath.com/serendipity/uploads/marine/P2072265_SmoothRayFullEdit_640x480.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

since hottub wants to be a wiseass, lets highlight some awesome stuff that has come from australia:

free range cattle:
http://www.lonelylanefarms.com/assets/images/Free_Range.jpg


this beef comes from austrailia unfrozen? seems like a long journey to keep its freshness.

[Snoogans]

this beef comes from austrailia unfrozen? seems like a long journey to keep its freshness.

silly people. most places, even real butcher shop places, order meat from the processors that has been frozen. usually by 1/4 cow. They then thaw and sell it. thats why it makes the meat so bad if you freeze it again. It can only take so much. 99% of meat was frozen at some point before it got to where you buy it.

[opie's twisted balls]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/irwin_croc_narrowweb__300x399,0.jpg
down under fail

[Suspect Chin]

down under fail

Crocodiles aren't awesome?

[Snoogans]

Crocodiles aren't awesome?

he is holding an alligator

[opie's twisted balls]

Crocodiles aren't awesome?
St Louis fail

[Chigworthy]

http://robertrath.com/serendipity/uploads/marine/P2072265_SmoothRayFullEdit_640x480.jpghttp://www.decodeunicode.org/en/u+003e/data/glyph/196x196/003E.gifhttp://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/25/irwin_croc_narrowweb__300x399,0.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

St Louis fail

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/therundown/rams-logo.gif

[Suspect Chin]

he is holding an alligator

Mahwah fail.

[Snoogans]

Mahwah fail.

how would i fail when he is holding an alligator. no one would hold a croc. it would fuckin roll out of his arms and eat his balls. Crocs are beasts

[opie's twisted balls]

http://i46.tinypic.com/kboizo.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

how would i fail when he is holding an alligator. no one would hold a croc. it would fuckin roll out of his arms and eat his balls. Crocs are beasts

I'll let Dundee know.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/paul-hogan-as_michael-j-crocodile-dundee.jpg

[Snoogans]

I'll let Dundee know.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/paul-hogan-as_michael-j-crocodile-dundee.jpg

fuck paul hogan

[opie's twisted balls]

fuck paul hogan
and his stupid hat

[hammersavage]

vegemite

[Chigworthy]

and his stupid hat

and his barbecued shrimp.

[Snoogans]

and his barbecued shrimp.

whats wrong with barbecued shrimp?

and btw
this is the company that makes Nature's Reserve:

"Aussie Premium® beef is a product of its environment. Australia's vast pastures, clean rainfall, abundant sunshine and free range conditions produce the world's finest all-natural beef.

Aussie Premium® beef, predominately Angus and Hereford breeds, is selected for its superior meat quality and high yields. The cattle graze freely, feeding on alfalfa and rye. These high protein grasses are converted to soft textured muscle rather than fat.

Aussie Premium® beef is processed under HACCP guidelines that are regularly audited and approved by the USDA.

Aussie Premium® ...Beef ...the way it used to be"


FOOLS. thats how I roll

[opie's twisted balls]

Aussie Premium® ...Beef
fuck Australian beef

http://www.shoestringranch.ca/Images/albertabeef.jpg

[Snoogans]

fuck Australian beef

http://www.shoestringranch.ca/Images/albertabeef.jpg

is that british columbia?

[opie's twisted balls]

is that british columbia?
one door to the east

[Snoogans]

one door to the east

hmmmmm. let me try to guess

ill go with alberta

[Souter Fell]

http://torontoist.com/attachments/Alison/tim%20tam.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

ill go with alberta
correctamundo

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/11/pictures-F76T7292.jpg

http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/4/alberta-farmland_836.jpg

http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/4/alberta-scenery_843.jpg

http://atlas.nrcan.gc.ca/site/english/maps/peopleandsociety/tourismattractions/tourism_mountains_alberta.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ellemacpherson12.jpg

The Body

Elle Macpherson

[weekapaugjz]

http://scifisizzle.com/imagegallery/images/rose_byrne/rose_byrne_0.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

http://courtneyphillips.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/the-real-names-of-celebrities_portia-de-rossi.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/02/tn2_naomi_watts_4.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/11/yvonne-strahovski.jpg

[Snoogans]

correctamundo

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/11/pictures-F76T7292.jpg

http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/4/alberta-farmland_836.jpg

http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/4/alberta-scenery_843.jpg

http://atlas.nrcan.gc.ca/site/english/maps/peopleandsociety/tourismattractions/tourism_mountains_alberta.jpg

i guessed BC at first cause the corner looks like it could be coast and then up where like the territor is or whatever. but i think i under estimated how much coastline BC actually has

[Snoogans]

btw i find it funny that you guys have cows in canada. Meat sucks when its frozen twice, nevermind 315 times a year

[Fallon]

They brought us Knifey Spooney.

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[opie's twisted balls]

i guessed BC at first cause the corner looks like it could be coast
those be mountains

i think i under estimated how much coastline BC actually has
BC has 16,000 miles of coastline....Alberta has none


btw i find it funny that you guys have cows in canada
what else are we going to pull our buggies and carts with? can't use our women anymore

[Freakshow]

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Australian lamb is pretty kick-ass and you can get it at the Safeway...

[sailor]

was this just a coincidence or did anyone know yesterday was australia day?

[Marc with a c]

was this just a coincidence or did anyone know yesterday was australia day?

i knew it and my grandmother mama fitz comes from australia and i love her.

[opie's twisted balls]

was this just a coincidence or did anyone know yesterday was australia day?
I thought it was Robbie Burns day. No love for the haggis?

http://www.filmdetail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/paul-haggis-profile.JPG

[Chigworthy]

http://www.exploringlasvegas.com/shows/thunderdownunder/thunder-from-down-under.jpg

[Snoogans]

http://www.topnews.in/files/Ian-Thorpe.jpg

the thorpedo

[TripleSkeet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FVD0BR2Mc

[Contra]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3060/2921604244_2e1abcef43_o.jpg

And by the way we get aussie meat that was never frozen. They use cry-o-vac packaging that last for months.

[Fallon]

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[razorboy]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/blundstone_505.jpg

Blundstones. Greatest boots ever.

[hedges]

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[midwestjeff]

Blundstones. Greatest boots ever.

I could see myself kicking the shit out of a 'roo with a pair of those.

[A.J.]

2008 Beijing Olympics swimmer Stephanie Rice.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/specialevents/blog/Stephanie%20Rice.jpg

[sailor]

And by the way we get aussie meat that was never frozen. They use cry-o-vac packaging that last for months.

doesn't the cry part of cryovac imply frozen (cryogenics)? i always thought it meant vacuum sealed/frozen.

[Snoogans]

doesn't the cry part of cryovac imply frozen (cryogenics)? i always thought it meant vacuum sealed/frozen.

i was gonna say the same thing but couldnt find out for sure when i tried looking up how they cryovcac stuff. its seems shady

[DJEvelEd]

The Wallabees:
http://www.premiermediagroup.com.au/pmg/images/home/rugby-wallabies-allblacks.jpg

And the womens rugby team, the Wallaroos:
http://www.rugby.com.au/verve/_resources/Batibasaga_Ili_tackled_141008D-7342_(Large).JPG

Especially Debby Hodgkinson Woo woo woo
http://www.irb.com/mm/Photo/Unions/0/DebbyHodgkinsonWPOY_8744_SQ_MEDIUM.JPG

And the other bangable Aussie rugby players like Cheryl Soon:
http://www.rucksandrolls.com/images/cheryl-soon-australian-womens-7s-rugby-captain.jpg

Nicole Beck:
http://www.rugby.com.au/verve/_resources/Nicole_Beck_001_tile_image.jpg

Ruan Sims:
http://www.rugby.com.au/verve/_resources/Ruan_Sims_thumbnail_image_3.jpg

Shit, I bet I could find someone here that would even bang their props & flankers
http://www.rugby.com.au/verve/_resources/Kylie_Pennell_thumbnail_image_2.jpg

[zildjian361]

my Daughter just spent a month there came home with a laptop full of pics hope she can show some. ya know i dont know how:wallbash::smoke::drunk:

[Chigworthy]

Shit, I bet I could find someone here that would even bang their props & flankers


Is that what they call it?

[Furtherman]

How about an awesome, scale wise, flash flood?

Watch these cars get swallowed up.

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[Rawkus]

One of the funniest shows ever, summer heights high. Who knew there were quality TV shows being made down unda.

Davey mac's australian nephew
width=500 height=128



Cock fondling
width=500 height=128

[Willmore]

One of the funniest shows ever, summer heights high. Who knew there were quality TV shows being made down unda.

Davey mac's australian nephew
width=500 height=128



Cock fondling
width=500 height=128

You know this was on HBO, right?

And the best thing to come out of Australian TV is "The Chaser's War on Everything"