Guy who has to sit down to pee and teach his son to do the same

[LordJezo]

One of the worst things I have ever heard on the radio. The guy I feel nothing for other than the hilarity of his situation but for his son I feel sadness knowing the father is going to mess him up for later in life.

[Hottub]

It's strange. When I go to the gym I notice many of the guys pee sitting down.

[Don Stugots]

i sit down to pee when i wake up during the night to take a leak. if i stand, i have to put on the lite and that will stop me from going back to sleep. only bad thing is that i have fallen asleep on the bowl a few times.

[Dell]

It's strange. When I go to the gym I notice many of the guys pee sitting down.

I heard there is a gym like that in our area as well...gay sera sera...

[topless_mike]

One of the worst things I have ever heard on the radio. The guy I feel nothing for other than the hilarity of his situation but for his son I feel sadness knowing the father is going to mess him up for later in life.

i taught my son to sit to pee when he has to get up in the middle of the night.
it saves the light from going on and waking him up and saves me from having to clean up rogue piss.

i sit down to pee when i wake up during the night to take a leak. if i stand, i have to put on the lite and that will stop me from going back to sleep. only bad thing is that i have fallen asleep on the bowl a few times.

exactly. thank you.

[IMSlacker]

i sit down to pee when i wake up during the night to take a leak. if i stand, i have to put on the lite and that will stop me from going back to sleep. only bad thing is that i have fallen asleep on the bowl a few times.

Get a night light.

[Don Stugots]

Get a night light.

i tried it, it still wakes me up. best thing is no lights, eyes barely open.

[Willmore]

i tried it, it still wakes me up. best thing is no lights, eyes barely open.

Pee in the bathtub, very hard to miss.

[Chigworthy]

i tried it, it still wakes me up. best thing is no lights, eyes barely open.

For you, it sounds like the best thing would be a diaper. Then you don't even need to wake up.

[opie's twisted balls]

rogue piss
Sounds like something Sarah would do.


And unless I have access to a urinal I piddle sitting down all the time. I've always had piss poor aim so I pee like a chick.


For you, it sounds like the best thing would be a diaper. Then you don't even need to wake up.
Perfect

[Chigworthy]

It's strange. When I go to the gym I notice many of the guys pee sitting down.

Is your gym in a ski lodge?

[angrymissy]

It's strange. When I go to the gym I notice many of the guys pee sitting down.

I think you and Jezo may be going to the same gym!

[Hottub]

Missy gets jokes.

[RENFIELD]

they sell a device that paints a target on the water in center of the bowl in light...

or when you close the door what does his wife know ?
too much a pig to clean up after yourself ?


or get alot of crying towels for the verbal abuse
and the gay jokes that will follow the kid thru life...
(if i'm not mistaken.. kids can be cruel)

[Melk]

i taught my son to sit to pee when he has to get up in the middle of the night.
it saves the light from going on and waking him up and saves me from having to clean up rogue piss.
Have your son pee in a jar if seeing light is such a big problem. Peeing in a jar is a little gross, but the alternative is girly.

[Melk]

For you, it sounds like the best thing would be a diaper. Then you don't even need to wake up.
Chiworthy's comment reminds me of another point: If your wife asked you or your non-infant son to wear a diaper, would you comply?

As gross as a little urine on the floor may seem, most urine is sterile. Your butt cheeks on the seat are less sanitary.

[topless_mike]

Have your son pee in a jar if seeing light is such a big problem. Peeing in a jar is a little gross, but the alternative is girly.

savage.
why dont i just have piss out the window, while were at it?

[Melk]

savage.
why dont i just have piss out the window, while were at it?
The neighbors would just find it a little gross. Would I rather have the neighbors think my kid is a little gross or a girl?

[LordJezo]

This thread displays the feminization of America and the displacement of male society in a increasingly liberal only vocal public sentiment.

[topless_mike]

This thread displays the feminization of America and the displacement of male society in a increasingly liberal only vocal public sentiment.

sitting down to piss = less time cleaning the toilet.
its an efficiency thing.

[disneyspy]

i hate when the cherry bloosoms are going big time and i sneeze while peeing,urine everywhere,have to clean unless i'm smart enough to sit before letting the stream go

[Serpico1103]

Until reading this thread, I never took much pride in being able to piss into a toilet bowl. Nightly, I use the bathroom, standing up, with out the lights, and miraculously my walls, floors, toilet, and feet are not awash in delicious yellow liquid.

[LordJezo]

sitting down to piss = less time cleaning the toilet.
its an efficiency thing.

It's also the destruction of the male dominance over the toilet bowl, forcing them to act as females and be subservient to the porcelain. In a way it's a small microcosm of the way Obama is slowing forcing us down before him.

[topless_mike]

In a way it's a small microcosm of the way Obama is slowing forcing us down before him.

i was waiting for this angle to show up...

[topless_mike]

It's also the destruction of the male dominance over the toilet bowl, forcing them to act as females and be subservient to the porcelain.

its only piss. as long as its not in your pants or bed, who cares how and when its discharged?

[IMSlacker]

It's also the destruction of the male dominance over the toilet bowl, forcing them to act as females and be subservient to the porcelain. In a way it's a small microcosm of the way Obama is slowing forcing us down before him.

I think men sitting down to pee is in the health care bill.

At least that's what Sarah Palin's facebook update said.

[LordJezo]

its only piss. as long as its not in your pants or bed, who cares how and when its discharged?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

[Serpico1103]

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

LJ, if it is comforting, if they came for you first, no one would speak out for you.

[LordJezo]

LJ, if it is comforting, if they came for you first, no one would speak out for you.

Of course not anyone here, hard leftist liberals, such as RF.net, hope everyday for the death and destruction of the conservative base of this nation and would sacrifice anything in order to rid the planet of those that oppose them.

[Serpico1103]

Of course not anyone here, hard leftist liberals, such as RF.net, hope everyday for the death and destruction of the conservative base of this nation and would sacrifice anything in order to rid the planet of those that oppose them.

As opposed to the accepting and loving conservatives?

While we hate you and wish for your painful slow death, your daily updates on the talk around your upscale gym filled with paranoid fully informed every day joes is appreciated.

[hanso]

Guy who has to sit down to pee and teach his son to do the same

Is this a confucius say?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i taught my son to sit to pee when he has to get up in the middle of the night.
it saves the light from going on and waking him up and saves me from having to clean up rogue piss.



exactly. thank you.

Hey mike, quick question. Does your son prefer beach house Barbie or Malibu Barbie?

[topless_mike]

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

at first i thought it was just a board character you are playing.
but now i am really scared that you seriously think this way.

[topless_mike]

Hey mike, quick question. Does your son prefer beach house Barbie or Malibu Barbie?

malibu.
why?

[MobCounty]

My lady angled for the sit pee once...

She complained that I dribbled, and missed. The next time I pissed, I said 'You don't appreciate the skill, grab it and try..". I proceeded to do huge pulses of piss once she took hold. She screamed, as piss went everywhere.

..She still bitches, but now i get to say she cant do much better.

[topless_mike]

did she stroke it while you were pissing?
sounds kinda sexy.

[Hottub]

My lady angled for the sit pee once...

She complained that I dribbled, and missed. The next time I pissed, I said 'You don't appreciate the skill, grab it and try..". I proceeded to do huge pulses of piss once she took hold. She screamed, as piss went everywhere.

..She still bitches, but now i get to say she cant do much better.

I would have immediately chubbed up and pissed on the ceiling.

[topless_mike]

I would have immediately chubbed up and pissed on the ceiling.

freak.

[Hottub]

http://rubenerd.com/uploads/photo.rick_james-super_freak_s.jpg

[Joe Pietaro]

Why can't this guy teach his kid how to pee correctly? Just because he has to piss through the hairs doesn't mean he has tp pass that on to the next generation.

[MobCounty]

freak.


Having your lady piss all over with your dick while she screams, is quite stimulating :innocent:.

[hanso]

Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot;
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.