Have you heard the new drink "the haitian earthquake"?

[hanso]

Have you heard the new drink "the haitian earthquake"?

[Dell]

Have you heard the new drink "the haitian earthquake"?

okay, I'll bite...what is the new "haitian earthquake" drink?...

[hanso]

Uh, ok.

[Judge Smails]

Is it a bucket of AIDS, shaken not stirred?

[Hottub]

Do we really want to know?:nono:

[Aggie]

i don't think there is a joke. i think there is a drink somewhere called the haitian earthquake. it would help if he gave more information.

but it's not that far off from the official drink of new orleans being the "hurricane".

[hanso]

I'm sure some will be made up. I could think of one. (gnat funny) And I don't drink. So I'm just putting it out there.

[Hottub]

Uh, 200,000 dead. 1.5 million homeless. Think about those numbers.

No wonder folks are "uppity".

[hanso]

Who's "uppity"? Lol I edited my comment. And how.
More Amercains died in this (5k its said) than 9/11.

[SatCam]

two hundred thousand died and all they got was a mixed drink named after them

[furie]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/pics/worst_thread.gif

[Don Stugots]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/images/hawaiin03_1.jpg

[vjr97]

what is it? do u wait for one of their mal nutritioned citizens to shit in a cup while their shacking from aides?



I LOVE ME

[Dude!]

stop being a haiti-er

[Zipgun]

I'm sure some will be made up. I could think of one. (gnat funny) And I don't drink. So I'm just putting it out there.

Sooooooo... no one actually made this drink... you thought some one might eventually... and then you asked if anyone has heard of something that you just made up?

So you basically told a bad joke that the listener has to make up their own punchline?


You're the best poster here ever.

[Chigworthy]

Lord Hanso strikes again.

[sailor]

I'm sure some will be made up. I could think of one. (gnat funny) And I don't drink. So I'm just putting it out there.

low, hanso. low.

[TripleSkeet]

Alot of moral police on this board. Not that I think the joke was funny...personally, I thought it was stupid.

[Suspect Chin]

Reminds of the Tsunami Song that came out a couple years ago.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Who's "uppity"? Lol I edited my comment. And how.
More Amercains died in this (5k its said) than 9/11.

CITATION FUCKING NEEDED.

That is pure conjecture at this point. The official number is 33 Americans dead.

[Chigworthy]

CITATION FUCKING NEEDED.

That is pure conjecture at this point. The official number is 33 Americans dead.

He's talking about Amercains

[Tenbatsuzen]

He's talking about Amercains

Bobby Flay has 5000 restaurants?

[hanso]

I heard my first joke on this today. Whats in been 8-9 days now?
And it was on Fm radio no less. The joke was far worse than any made up bar drink

[sailor]

I heard my first joke on this today. Whats in been 8-9 days now?
And it was on Fm radio no less. The joke was far worse than any made up bar drink

you're the blue-ball kid.

[hanso]

you're the blue-ball kid.

<object width="384" height="313"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MW1YVbySU54&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MW1YVbySU54&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="384" height="313" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
This one?
Looks like fun after having a kailua and coconut milk, oreos and pop rocks. Or use chocolate covered bunnies.