View Full Version : Cocaine found at NASA
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 09:43 PM
Cocaine found in the NASA hangar that houses the shuttle Discovery. Super Lol.
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-01/cocaine-found-space-shuttle-hanger
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:04 PM
Why would it be in any way surprising that people who shoot themselves into space for a living occasionally need some coke to get them through their stressful day?
This is like a news story stating "Cocaine Found In Wall Street Broker's Desk Drawer".
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:06 PM
Why would it be in any way surprising that people who shoot themselves into space for a living occasionally need some coke to get them through their stressful day?
This is like a news story stating "Cocaine Found In Wall Street Broker's Desk Drawer".
Not to mention, that it's in Florida.
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:06 PM
Cutting and snorting a fine powder in zero gravity can't be easy though...
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:10 PM
Cutting and snorting a fine powder in zero gravity can't be easy though...
and try finding a dealer on the international space station
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:12 PM
I smell a potential pyramid here...
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:13 PM
Perhaps it was moondust.
Judge Smails
01-17-2010, 10:15 PM
Why would it be in any way surprising that people who shoot themselves into space for a living occasionally need some coke to get them through their stressful day?
I always knew those guys had The White Stuff.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:15 PM
Someone is really going to be behind the eight ball on this one.
Judge Smails
01-17-2010, 10:16 PM
Houston, we have a drug problem.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:18 PM
BTW... This story is several days old. It's a good thing WMT "bumped" it.
Slumbag
01-17-2010, 10:21 PM
Cutting and snorting a fine powder in zero gravity can't be easy though...
That's why I'd use a pocket rocket.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:23 PM
NASA security really needs to raise the Escobar.
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:26 PM
I hate that I suck at puns so badly.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:27 PM
I hate that I suck at puns so badly.
You should work for NASA, because you BLOW!
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:28 PM
those astronauts really blow me away.
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:28 PM
Damn you!
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:33 PM
It's ironic that this all happened just after that big cold spell in Fla. I hear it was cold enough to snow.
west milly Tom
01-17-2010, 10:36 PM
It's ironic that this all happened just after that big cold spell in Fla. I hear it was cold enough to snow.
enough to ski I hear.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:39 PM
enough to ski I hear.
Absolutely. I was just reading about it on my new Amazon Bindle.
razorboy
01-17-2010, 10:42 PM
I'm glad the investigation ended there.
PapaBear
01-17-2010, 10:45 PM
From the Space Shuttle manual about reentry: "If you want to get down, down on the ground..."
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:48 PM
I guess they fixed the hyperdrive.
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:50 PM
They figured out how to travel at light SPEED.
TooLowBrow
01-17-2010, 10:59 PM
i blame the coke on the first monkey in space
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/albert.jpg
Doctor Z
01-17-2010, 10:59 PM
Giving new meaning to the word "moonrock."
hedges
01-17-2010, 11:38 PM
i blame the coke on the first monkey in space
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/albert.jpg
It's a hell of a drug...
SatCam
01-18-2010, 03:41 PM
Why would it be in any way surprising that people who shoot themselves into space for a living occasionally need some coke to get them through their stressful day?
This is like a news story stating "Cocaine Found In Wall Street Broker's Desk Drawer".
It would be like if a famous retired major league baseball player from the 90s known for his incredible power came out and admitted that he used performance enhancing drugs
SatCam
01-18-2010, 03:42 PM
Not to mention, that it's in Florida.
BTW... This story is several days old. It's a good thing WMT "bumped" it.
NASA security really needs to raise the Escobar.
You should work for NASA, because you BLOW!
It's ironic that this all happened just after that big cold spell in Fla. I hear it was cold enough to snow.
Absolutely. I was just reading about it on my new Amazon Bindle.
From the Space Shuttle manual about reentry: "If you want to get down, down on the ground..."
who wouldve thought papabear would be so good at these?
opie's twisted balls
01-18-2010, 03:44 PM
Was probably the British hippie Branson.
PapaBear
01-18-2010, 09:22 PM
who wouldve thought papabear would be so good at these?
I guess I did throw down a few lines last night.
topless_mike
01-19-2010, 08:35 AM
why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly, right?
Let's not rail against NASA.
topless_mike
01-19-2010, 08:39 AM
no way.
they define getting high.
west milly Tom
01-19-2010, 11:17 AM
Buzz Aldron would be proud.
Boogie in Va
01-19-2010, 11:43 AM
Must have been testing new forms of Rocket Fuel.
SatCam
01-20-2010, 02:57 PM
this is an amazing 1st post
vjr97
01-20-2010, 03:10 PM
sniffing cocaine is always fun
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