What (or who) have you killed?

[opie's twisted balls]

What blood is on your hands? Roadkill, hunting Bambi's mom, part time gig as a Texas executioner, dead hobo in your basement?

[sr71blackbird]

Twice I had to kill chickens. Twice I shot raccoons to death. I have killed many insects.

[Snoogans]

im assuming this means intentionally, so Ill disqualify the rabbit and turkey I hit with my car

ive killed ants with a magnifying glass, a deer, turkey, and moose with an actual gun and then probably up to tens of crickets with my airsoft pistol.

and I guess fish if you wanna get technical about it

[Chigworthy]

Occupational (field euthanasia): countless deer, skunks, raccoons, possums, a cow, a turkey
I had the 12 ga. on a pit bull, but it stopped it's charge at the last possible fraction of time before I pulled the trigger all the way.

Domestic: moles, gophers, rats, mice, wasps, ants, spiders, potato bugs (fucking disgusting things). The coyote that eviscerated our goat is cruisin' for a bruisin'.

[Chigworthy]

im assuming this means intentionally, so Ill disqualify the rabbit and turkey I hit with my car

ive killed ants with a magnifying glass, a deer, turkey, and moose with an actual gun and then probably up to tens of crickets with my airsoft pistol.

and I guess fish if you wanna get technical about it

Fish are vegetables.

[JustJon]

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Snoogans]

Fish are vegetables.

even if you killed one not to eat

[led37zep]

Ducks, Geese, and a few animals that decided to run in front of my car back in the day.

[Devo37]

just household pests: insects and the occasional mouse (via gluetrap).

i once altered my walking to not kill an ant i was about to step on. i was feeling pretty zen (and stoned) that day.

[Dirtbag]

I've never killed anything with less than six legs.

[DolaMight]

i've killed some threads, no doubt.

[Suspect Chin]

I once legswept and killed eight rapid Rottweilers in a sanctioned man vs. dog pit fight.

[PapaBear]

Two cases of vehicular deerslaughter, and a robin with a bb gun. I didn't even think I'd hit the robin, but I hit it in the heart, killing it instantly. I felt awful about it.

[sr71blackbird]

Oh, I forgot, when I was a little boy and did not know better, I had a gold fish and I filled up our bathtub with warm water and got into the tub and brought the fish in with me and put him in the water. He swam a few seconds and went belly up. I felt so bad that I confessed my sin to our church Monsenior and he seemed to be weeping as I told him my story and having difficulty dispensing my penance of 3 Hail Mary's.

[Slumbag]

I worked at a butcher shop right when I got out of high school for like, three months.

Every Thursday, we had to do about 30 goats for this Arab guy. Lots of pigs and cows during the week. Really simple work. It was basically the air gun from No Country for Old Men, but we put a .22 bullet in it.

[Chigworthy]

Every Thursday, we had to do about 30 goats for this Arab guy. Lots of pigs and cows during the week. Really simple work.

I've heard those Arabs are into kinky shit, but that's amazing. At least you found it to be simple work, but weren't you worried about getting busted?

[Coach]

With my BB gun..More chipmunks and squirrels than I can count (I got paid a dollar for squirrels and 50 cents for chipmunks), a robin, and my neighbor's dog by accident.

With my car..rabbit, a seagull, and a pigeon.
With my hands..our pet Cockatiel that got attacked by a feral cat.
With a magnifying lens..ants, snakes, frogs, salamanders.

[CountryBob]

If it walks on more legs than 2 - I have probably killed it. If it flies - I have probably killed it. I like to kill things. I am a destroyer.

[sailor]

Virtually nothing.

[sr71blackbird]

I forgot about the millions of Snappers I catch off the dock during the summer. I also gassed a raccoon with a car exhaust while it was inside a cage and a big black plastic garbage can.

[opie's twisted balls]

I also gassed a raccoon
You cone pizza eating nazi!

[SatCam]

ive killed the dreams of several 16 year old girls

[WhistlePig]

Two cases of vehicular deerslaughter, and a robin with a bb gun. I didn't even think I'd hit the robin, but I hit it in the heart, killing it instantly. I felt awful about it.

This is why you're a wonderful person, Papabear!

[Judge Smails]

Chipmunk Holocaust (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80582&highlight=Chipmunk)

[weekapaugjz]

goose, squirrel, raccoon, woodchuck, mole, mouse.

[jennysmurf]

goose, squirrel, raccoon, woodchuck, mole, mouse.

You can add my dreams to that list once you get married.:glurps:

[weekapaugjz]

You can add my dreams to that list once you get married.:glurps:

luckily, you'll always have epo. :annoyed:

[jennysmurf]

luckily, you'll always have epo. :annoyed:

I don't even know how to respond to that it was so mean!

[weekapaugjz]

I don't even know how to respond to that it was so mean!

i'm sorry.

come out of the bushes and i'll give you a hug, it looks cold out there.

[jennysmurf]

i'm sorry.

come out of the bushes and i'll give you a hug, it looks cold out there.

I can't. I spilled tea on myself earlier, and now I'm frozen to this spot.

[epo]

I don't even know how to respond to that it was so mean!

If you didn't let me cheat on you, I would completely end this relationship.

[Reynolds]

Once my mom's friend got a guinea pig for her kid, and they couldn't stand the noises it made, so they gave it to me (thanks!).

So I filled its water bottle with vodka, it took about a week.

[opie's twisted balls]

Once my mom's friend got a guinea pig for her kid, and they couldn't stand the noises it made, so they gave it to me (thanks!).

So I filled its water bottle with vodka, it took about a week.
Dr. Doolittle meets Leaving Las Vegas

[Reynolds]

With my BB gun..More chipmunks and squirrels than I can count (I got paid a dollar for squirrels and 50 cents for chipmunks), a robin, and my neighbor's dog by accident.

With my car..rabbit, a seagull, and a pigeon.
With my hands..our pet Cockatiel that got attacked by a feral cat.
With a magnifying lens..ants, snakes, frogs, salamanders.

A dollar a squirrel?

This doesn't sound like a bad gig.

[sr71blackbird]

I wonder what would be the boards reaction if some dope admitted to killing a human on here..?

[opie's twisted balls]

I wonder what would be the boards reaction if some dope admitted to killing a human on here..?

:unsure:

[Gunner S]

I've never killed anything. Just fat chicks and cops, but there not people.

[GreatShatnersGhost]

I kill people all the time. It's the bees knees.

[opie's twisted balls]

Just fat chicks and cops, but there not people.
Given your inability to use a contraction properly disqualifies you as a legitimate serial killer. Everyone knows the truly insane have excellent grammar and diction.

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[Gunner S]

Fuck. You caught me.