This is why you shouldn't have sex with animals [Archive]

keithy_19

01-13-2010, 07:47 PM

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. (http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0)

This frightens me.

Snoogans

01-13-2010, 07:48 PM

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. (http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0)

This frightens me.

thats why? Not cause its wrong or horrible or gross?

weekapaugjz

01-13-2010, 07:50 PM

thats why? Not cause its wrong or horrible or gross?

are you trying to say a man can't marry his sheep?

slippery slope my friend...

keithy_19

01-13-2010, 07:53 PM

thats why? Not cause its wrong or horrible or gross?

I didn't say 'this is why you should never cum in an animal'...

jauble

01-13-2010, 07:56 PM

This is why you shouldn't link to .ru sites.

keithy_19

01-13-2010, 08:02 PM

This is why you shouldn't link to .ru sites.

Because they're awesome?

opie's twisted balls

01-13-2010, 08:02 PM

no, this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan) is why you shouldn't have sex with an animal

I still giggle like a little girl when I watch the video

ANC

01-14-2010, 06:05 AM

Yikes

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/lamb200.jpg

Unfortunately the father was unavailable for comment

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f159/RaulMonkey/MacTonight.jpg

FUNKMAN

01-14-2010, 06:09 AM

obestiality is worse - sex with fat animals

topless_mike

01-14-2010, 06:10 AM

shit yo, and we was all uppity over inter-racial breeding.

can't wait for the "big black dick in small white sheep volume 1" dvd to come out.

Hottub

01-14-2010, 06:11 AM

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard.

topless_mike

01-14-2010, 06:13 AM

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/andrew-dice-clay.jpg

opie's twisted balls

01-14-2010, 06:27 AM

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/andrew-dice-clay.jpg
LMAO

"I got my tongue up this sheep's ass."......."Hickory Dickory Dock. Some ewe's been sucking my cock."

Boogie in Va

01-14-2010, 06:43 AM

LMAO

"I got my tongue up this sheep's ass."......."Hickory Dickory Dock. Some ewe's been sucking my cock."

Oh no ewe di' int!!

hanso

01-15-2010, 02:48 PM

They will try to do better next time in Turkey.

NewYorkDragons80

01-15-2010, 04:58 PM

Yikes

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/lamb200.jpg

Unfortunately the father was unavailable for comment

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f159/RaulMonkey/MacTonight.jpg

I thought the exact same thing. There's no way this is real. The "face" looks like a human adult.

keithy_19

01-15-2010, 05:41 PM

I thought the exact same thing. There's no way this is real. The "face" looks like a human adult.

It apparently happened before. It lived for a few hours and then frightened villagers beat it to death.

Chigworthy

01-15-2010, 05:50 PM

It apparently happened before. It lived for a few hours and then frightened villagers beat it to death.

They won't need to beat this one to death since it's a headless sheep carcass with a styrofoam face mold.

opie's twisted balls

01-15-2010, 06:37 PM

It apparently happened before. It lived for a few hours and then frightened villagers beat it to death.
how did rosie o'donnell make it out of the birthing pen alive?

NewYorkDragons80

01-15-2010, 06:37 PM

It apparently happened before. It lived for a few hours and then frightened villagers beat it to death.

Yea I read the Pravda article... smells like bullshit.

Recyclerz

01-15-2010, 07:50 PM

furie

01-16-2010, 07:53 AM

that will haunt my dreams for years to come

Doctor Z

01-18-2010, 11:11 AM

That's the fucking worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

Doctor Z

01-18-2010, 11:15 AM