How do you shoot a baby twice and not kill it?

[Snoogans]

I dont know why, but I cant get over this. I know its really sad and all but it happened, and im very curious as to something.

So a man in Newark tonight shot both his children. one was twelve years old, and one was ELEVEN MONTHS old. The news said he shot them each twice and also said both children will survive.

Obviously im glad about that, and no one wants to see kids die. But he shot an eleven month old twice.

HOW DO YOU SHOOT A BABY TWICE AND NOT KILL IT. Thank god he didnt but jesus, he must be the biggest failure in the history of the earth. ITS A FUCKIN BABY

[jauble]

I dont know why, but I cant get over this. I know its really sad and all but it happened, and im very curious as to something.

So a man in Newark tonight shot both his children. one was twelve years old, and one was ELEVEN MONTHS old. The news said he shot them each twice and also said both children will survive.

Obviously im glad about that, and no one wants to see kids die. But he shot an eleven month old twice.

HOW DO YOU SHOOT A BABY TWICE AND NOT KILL IT. Thank god he didnt but jesus, he must be the biggest failure in the history of the earth. ITS A FUCKIN BABY

Trick is you don't turn it sideways.

[Snoogans]

Trick is you don't turn it sideways.

now see, why do we always have to assume it was a number 1 male? White people cant shoot kids now?

[jauble]

now see, why do we always have to assume it was a number 1 male? White people cant shoot kids now?

I was talking about the baby.

[weekapaugjz]

now see, why do we always have to assume it was a number 1 male? White people cant shoot kids now?

you said newark.

[Snoogans]

you said newark.

there are white people who live in Newark you know

[weekapaugjz]

there are white people who live in Newark you know

i learned something new today.

[opie's twisted balls]

bad aim and a small target

[Fallon]

It was a shotgun blast through a wall, and the child was hit twice, not shot twice and the father wasn't the shooter.

[Snoogans]

bad aim and a small target

he was in newark not franklin lakes. its not like he was shootin from 75 feet. and how fuckin fast can it move, its 11 months. it prob cant even dunk yet

[Snoogans]

It was a shotgun blast through a wall, and the child was hit twice, not shot twice and the father wasn't the shooter.

YOU CANT KILL A BABY WITH A SHOTGUN? This guy should be killed

[PapaBear]

It was a shotgun blast through a wall, and the child was hit twice, not shot twice and the father wasn't the shooter.
So basically, the kid was hit with two bb's.

[opie's twisted balls]

franklin lakes
your reference escapes me


all I know is this is what happens when you put babies in the corner
http://i48.tinypic.com/2ufpyd0.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

the kids are zombies - easy.

[Snoogans]

your reference escapes me


all I know is this is what happens when you put babies in the corner
http://i48.tinypic.com/2ufpyd0.jpg

franklin lakes has big houses where you could have a long shot. newark has small apartments

[Marc with a c]

practice.

[TripleSkeet]

now see, why do we always have to assume it was a number 1 male? White people cant shoot kids now?

Where does that reference come from?

[joethebartender]

Maybe he was using one of your "cricket shooting" guns.

[nate1000]

its 11 months. it prob cant even dunk yet

:lol::lol::lol:

[Snoogans]

Where does that reference come from?

its the way police reference a black man when they are lookin for one who did something

[FUNKMAN]

How do you shoot a baby twice and not kill it?

it's already dead?

[Boogie in Va]

HOW DO YOU SHOOT A BABY TWICE AND NOT KILL IT.

It was velcroed to the ceiling?

[Willmore]

I dont know why, but I cant get over this. I know its really sad and all but it happened, and im very curious as to something.

So a man in Newark tonight shot both his children. one was twelve years old, and one was ELEVEN MONTHS old. The news said he shot them each twice and also said both children will survive.

Obviously im glad about that, and no one wants to see kids die. But he shot an eleven month old twice.

HOW DO YOU SHOOT A BABY TWICE AND NOT KILL IT. Thank god he didnt but jesus, he must be the biggest failure in the history of the earth. ITS A FUCKIN BABY

Why would you shoot the suckers? Just go the puppy way and drown the annoying crying brats.

[TripleSkeet]

its the way police reference a black man when they are lookin for one who did something

Thats hilarious. I thought we were the only people that used that. On a Philly police report if you are white they write the number 1, if black they write a number 2. For years working at the bar the word "two" was slang for a black guy.

[Earlshog]

there are white people who live in Newark you know

is portuguese considered white?

[Jujubees2]

is portuguese considered white?

I think they're a 1.65389

[khaxzan]

I dont know why, but I cant get over this. I know its really sad and all but it happened, and im very curious as to something.

So a man in Newark tonight shot both his children. one was twelve years old, and one was ELEVEN MONTHS old. The news said he shot them each twice and also said both children will survive.

Obviously im glad about that, and no one wants to see kids die. But he shot an eleven month old twice.

HOW DO YOU SHOOT A BABY TWICE AND NOT KILL IT. Thank god he didnt but jesus, he must be the biggest failure in the history of the earth. ITS A FUCKIN BABY

Why not feel pity for the 12 year old? The pain is the same in both who were shot? just, the baby probably never knew what hit it. One kid over here fell head-first out of a two storey building window and landed on the concrete below. He survived though. :innocent:

Amazing, The fast food pregnant mother's are ingesting these days are causing craniums and outer shells of children to harden.

[Snoogans]

Why not feel pity for the 12 year old? The pain is the same in both who were shot? just, the baby probably never knew what hit it. One kid over here fell head-first out of a two storey building window and landed on the concrete below. He survived though. :innocent:

Amazing, The fast food pregnant mother's are ingesting these days are causing craniums and outer shells of children to harden.

its not about pity. I feel bad for both.

But i can understand a way you can shoot a 12 year old twice and it not die. I dont get how a baby could live.

[Contra]

is portuguese considered white?

I was going to ask the same thing but replace Portuguese with Italian.

[sr71blackbird]

He probably didnt hit anything vital. Like if you shot its toe or its earlobe, it will probably not die. What kind of bullet was he using? I doubt it was anything more than a .22. Maybe it was an airsoft like your gun..?

[Contra]

He probably didnt hit anything vital. Like if you shot its toe or its earlobe, it will probably not die. What kind of bullet was he using? I doubt it was anything more than a .22. Maybe it was an airsoft like your gun..?

It was a shotgun, but I don't know if it was buck or turkey, doubt it was slugs.

[A.J.]

When his name is Kal-el.

[midwestjeff]

Very carefully.

[hanso]

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[opie's twisted balls]

I dont get how a baby could live.
There's a whole generation of super babies (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34747690/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/) impervious to injury

http://i49.tinypic.com/2nqupw8.jpg

[Snoogans]

There's a whole generation of super babies (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34747690/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/) impervious to injury

http://i49.tinypic.com/2nqupw8.jpg

i bet this kid already knows the quadratic formula