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sr71blackbird
01-13-2010, 05:33 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01558/MARS_1558058c.jpg

Per NASA, this is an optical illusion caused by shifting sands and carbon dioxide.
I cant really see how that can happen, but whatever..

Maybe one of you guys can explain it better.


LINK (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/6979855/Nasa-photographs-trees-on-Mars.html)


The "trees" are really trails of debris caused by landslides as ice melts in Mars's spring. You can even see a cloud of dust, just to the left of centre of the picture, where an avalanche is caught happening.
The photograph was taken from orbit around Mars by HiRISE, the most powerful camera sent to another planet.

mikeyboy
01-13-2010, 05:35 PM
I wish Jerry was here to comment.

weekapaugjz
01-13-2010, 05:41 PM
it's only a matter of time...

GAKK GAKK GAKK GAKK!!!
http://www.whattofix.com/images/MarsAttacks.jpg

Fallon
01-13-2010, 07:47 PM
Per NASA, this is an optical illusion caused by shifting sands and carbon dioxide.

Only a sap would believe that!

weekapaugjz
01-13-2010, 07:49 PM
it's only a matter of time...

GAKK GAKK GAKK GAKK!!!
http://www.whattofix.com/images/MarsAttacks.jpg

makes more sense when an image shows up.

http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/7greatestalieninvasions_AA8E/mars_attacks.jpg

razorboy
01-13-2010, 07:55 PM
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topless_mike
01-14-2010, 07:21 AM
the beginnings of the parking lot for the first interstellar Wal*Mart ?

sr71blackbird
01-15-2010, 05:49 PM
I have sen many optical illusions in my life, but never seen anything that I cant figure out, except this. These "trees" seem to rise above the surface. It does not seem to be streaks on the sand to me. Seriously, try and explain this.

sr71blackbird
01-15-2010, 06:00 PM
Here is a larger pic of it:


http://i.space.com/images/100113-mars-illusion-02.jpg

sr71blackbird
01-15-2010, 06:06 PM
They seem to be saying that the dark tree like structures are actually streaks of darker material that is being forced through the sand. What I cannot figure out is why it seems that these streaks form in a line, and the only explanation I can think of is that it is as if the sand cracked and the darker material oozed out through the crack, and because we are looking at a satellite image, we are seeing this hillside from an unnatural angle to us. This unnatural angle gives our eyes and brains the illusion that the streaks are pointing upward, but they are really pointing down. This is the only logical explanation I can conceive of tha might account for this illusion. If I am wrong, explain it to me and show me how it should be interpreted. Its really nagging me!

sailor
01-15-2010, 06:11 PM
they said they're not trees! be quiet already or they'll shut this whole board down!

STC-Dub
01-15-2010, 08:09 PM
I don't see anything.:innocent:

KC2OSO
01-16-2010, 07:08 PM
Here is a larger pic of it:


http://i.space.com/images/100113-mars-illusion-02.jpg
Vaginas. I see Vaginas on Mars.

razorboy
01-16-2010, 07:27 PM
Mars sort of looks like Jersey.

NewYorkDragons80
01-16-2010, 08:06 PM
I have sen many optical illusions in my life, but never seen anything that I cant figure out, except this. These "trees" seem to rise above the surface. It does not seem to be streaks on the sand to me. Seriously, try and explain this.

They are thermite trees used to demolish the WTC. Why do you think the forest is so sparse now?

Furtherman
01-16-2010, 08:08 PM
To The Trreeeeessss!

FUNKMAN
01-17-2010, 06:26 AM
looks like a closeup of kirstie alleny's chin

furie
02-23-2012, 08:23 PM
Marsquake! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2104964/Marsquake-How-signs-Martian-earthquake-prove-life-Red-Planet.html)

PapaBear
02-23-2012, 08:27 PM
Proof of Life on Mars Discovered After Massive Marsquake Wipes It All Out.

furie
02-11-2013, 08:35 PM
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/arrowmars.jpg (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/02/um-whats-this-weird-hunk-of-metal-we-just-found-on-mars/272972/)

Crossweird
02-11-2013, 11:36 PM
Sailboat.

cougarjake13
02-12-2013, 02:48 AM
so that's where Noah's ark is

Chigworthy
02-12-2013, 05:59 AM
It's obviously photoshopped.

spoon
02-12-2013, 10:42 AM
Jerry just moved there and is the proverbial Johnny Appleseed for Mars...pictures that are crazy.:unsure:

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 10:47 AM
Jerry just moved there and is the proverbial Johnny Appleseed for Mars...pictures that are crazy.:unsure:

As long as he's not here....

hanso
02-12-2013, 10:54 AM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H_W2rtcXJbs?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

spoon
02-12-2013, 11:39 AM
boooooooo

everyone boo hanso

booooooo

:innocent:

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:06 PM
Jerry just moved there and is the proverbial Johnny Appleseed for Mars...pictures that are crazy.:unsure:
I remember that one time I said I kind of missed him. Then he came back. I'll never do THAT again.

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:15 PM
I remember that one time I said I kind of missed him. Then he came back. I'll never do THAT again.

I'm afraid that he has some kind of sensor that will alert him that he's been mentioned here. We should be more careful.

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:17 PM
I'm afraid that he has some kind of sensor that will alert him that he's been mentioned here. We should be more careful.
I dare you to look in a mirror and say his name three times. :help:

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:20 PM
I dare you to look in a mirror and say his name three times. :help:

Not a chance.

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:21 PM
Not a chance.
Chicken.

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:23 PM
Chicken.

I don't see you doin it either, chicken.

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:24 PM
I don't see you doin it either, chicken.
You first.

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:29 PM
You first.

Let's make Keithy do it. He'll do anything.

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:29 PM
i just did it and saw a leprechaun in my tree

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:30 PM
i just did it and saw a leprechaun in my tree

That was a groundhog.

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:30 PM
Let's make Keithy do it. He'll do anything.

including you!

ohhhhhhh!!!!

:clap:

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:30 PM
That was a groundhog.

nope, it ate my dog

chubracaba!

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:31 PM
let's send him a pm so it goes to his email and he comes back!

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:31 PM
including you!

ohhhhhhh!!!!

:clap:

:furious: I am a joy to know!

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:32 PM
let's send him a pm so it goes to his email and he comes back!
Shall we say Moe left because he was gone?

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:34 PM
Shall we say Moe left because he was gone?

:huh:

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:34 PM
:huh:

Yeah, whatchu talkin bout PB?

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:36 PM
Yeah, whatchu talkin bout PB?
DMM complained more about Jerry than anyone.

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:38 PM
DMM complained more about Jerry than anyone.

Ooooohhhh...I thought you meant Keithy.

PapaBear
02-12-2013, 09:39 PM
Ooooohhhh...I thought you meant Keithy.
Did I say, "THE Mo"?

spoon
02-12-2013, 09:39 PM
Ooooohhhh...I thought you meant Keithy.

and I thought he was trying to insinuate that Moe was Jerry

if Jerry keeps the Moe away, let's get him here NOW!

jennysmurf
02-12-2013, 09:40 PM
Did I say, "THE Mo"?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqOxQCqtohMTQDw5cfMNOXowX_2baZe _ax0GNu2WJoimMRwlMIpw