Name your bar

[hammersavage]

If you were gonna open your own bar, what would you call it?

[lleeder]

no hammersavages

[hammersavage]

I like New Cheers

[underdog]

Crowe's Nest.

[disneyspy]

work,that way when the old lady asks"where the hell are you going?" people could just say"work"

[lleeder]

wet young drunk vagina inn

[Judge Smails]

Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Eating and Drinking Emporium

[JerseyRich]

Dirty Dick's

[topless_mike]

@the nudey

[joeybags]

work,that way when the old lady asks"where the hell are you going?" people could just say"work"

can i open a nudy bar next store called
"the office"

[Meataball23]

Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Eating and Drinking Emporium

:clap::lol:

[topless_mike]

Dirty Dick's

done dirt cheap !

[EliSnow]

On Vacation

[Aggie]

Whitey's

[Hottub]

The Manhole

[KingModem]

Whitey's

Already a cool bar in Northeast Minneapolis.

http://base.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=maps:twincities.metromix.com/content_image/full/320603&size=4&hl=en

[opie's twisted balls]

wet young drunk vagina inn
ftw



Mine: The Ye Olde Fuck Off & Die, Go Drink Somewhere Else You Rummies

[EliSnow]

The Manhole

You would want to do a Packers bar?

[Aggie]

Already a cool bar in Northeast Minneapolis.

http://base.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=maps:twincities.metromix.com/content_image/full/320603&size=4&hl=en

Is Cracka Ass Cracka taken then?

[EliSnow]

Is Cracka Ass Cracka taken then?

Is that your hubby's pet name for you?






Or what how his family greets you?

[ANC]

Jake LaMotta's

[Aggie]

Is that your hubby's pet name for you?


Or what how his family greets you?

both...i call them all monkey's.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Hershey's

[lleeder]

Already a cool bar in Northeast Minneapolis.

http://base.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=maps:twincities.metromix.com/content_image/full/320603&size=4&hl=en

racist...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2500863006_80b44462d9.jpg?v=0

[topless_mike]

Is that your hubby's pet name for you?






Or what how his family greets you?

holy shit thats funny...
actually, its the first time i can remember that Eli was funny.

[Don Stugots]

Jake LaMotta's

i like it.

[Furtherman]

Paper's Please.



It's an East German Themed Bar.

[Coach]

Simon BAR Sinister

[TheGameHHH]

Bubby's

[boosterp]

The Wet Spot

[Don Stugots]

Post Purgatory

[weekapaugjz]

moe's tavern

[razorboy]

Orient Road.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Beer


The I'm not a Jinx Tavern


Hippo's Centerfolds

[TooLowBrow]

i want to open a bar called buddies

everytime someone ordered a beer the bartender'll go

'and one for your buddy?'

and give you a free second beer

[Hottub]

moe's tavern

How aboot...

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[Landblast]

Cocktails & Dreams

[TripleSkeet]

Shenanigans. I dont think that names been taken yet.

[Freakshow]

PJ O'Harrigans...

any more simpsons references out there?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SWZcuwV9qNI/AAAAAAAACAU/aSTs0cF_Fdw/s320/Uncle+Moe%27s+Family+Feedbag.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SWZcuwV9qNI/AAAAAAAACAU/aSTs0cF_Fdw/s320/Uncle+Moe%27s+Family+Feedbag.jpg

:clap:

[jauble]

Toddy H's

We would also serve wings made with Hooter's wing sauce.

[weekapaugjz]

Toddy H's

i'd rather go to toddyboy's

[PapaBear]

I heard about one in the South, back in the 90's, called He's Not Here. That's how they'd answer, every time someone's wife called.

[razorboy]

I heard about one in the South, back in the 90's, called He's Not Here. That's how they'd answer, every time someone's wife called.

I used to drink at a dive bar called I Don't Know. It worked the same way.

[ANC]

moe's tavern

They opened a bar called Moe's Tavern (Formerly Mulvey's) on Staten Island a few years back.

It's nothing like the Simpsons other than a Moe Syzlak lightup sign behind the bar.

[FUNKMAN]

The Do Cum Inn

[Contra]

Live nude girls

[A.J.]

Fu-Bar.

[Contra]

Fu-Bar.

I like it, but what about just leaving it FUBR but pronounced fu-bar, that's a nice little gimmick.

[keithy_19]

Forgetful's

Black Out

Down and Out's

Shooters

[Jughead]

The Animal House:unsure:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Davey Mac's House.

[boosterp]

Blown Chance

[hydee]

We already have the name and we already brew the beer that will be sold there.

Our pup will be named Cooter Muck Brewery. We have about 5 different home brews that we have solid recipes for and 2 ciders that we are experimenting with. We currently use the name for our organics company, a company that makes home composting solutions, and a tired and true kitty litter deodorizer.

[WampusCrandle]

Hadley's Shenanigans.

[KnoxHarrington]

PJ O'Harrigans...

any more simpsons references out there?

http://adn.blam.be/springfield/sheshelounge.jpg

[GregPointer]

McDeucester

[PapaBear]

faux ID

It's up to you whether you want to fake your unconscious, or your identification in my bar. Either way, be prepared for weirdos, and underage girls.

[Chigworthy]

St. D's

Guy LaDouche's

[PapaBear]

St. D's
I forgot to mention my new lesbian bar... Sans D's.

[joeybags]

"Cum Dumpsters"

where every night is ladies night

[Aggie]

I think Seaside needs a new bar called "The Situation"

[TeeBone]

Every hayseed town has its version of an Irish Pub. I'd like to open one called, Paddy O'Furniture's

[FUNKMAN]

The Blow Hole

[sr71blackbird]

http://bapple2286.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/reggie-bar1.jpg

[ANC]

Every hayseed town has its version of an Irish Pub. I'd like to open one called, Paddy O'Furniture's

Or Pat McGroin's?

[Chigworthy]

I wonder how many shitty white-trash-chic hipster bars are named "The Milk Bar" or "Korova Milk Bar". I bet it's a lot, and I bet they are all hideous. I also bet that they all serve PBR, because that's kind of cool and ironic.

[ANC]

I wonder how many shitty white-trash-chic hipster bars are named "The Milk Bar" or "Korova Milk Bar". I bet it's a lot, and I bet they are all hideous. I also bet that they all serve PBR, because that's kind of cool and ironic.

There used to be a Karova Milk Bar on Avenue A in NYC. It was a pretty good place to hit up back then.

[FUNKMAN]

The Cock

[led37zep]

"Super Dude Awesome Burger"

I'm mainly targeting German and Japanese tourists

[Furtherman]

Supercalifragalushiousexpatalushous.


It's for Americans on the run in Austria.

[Fallon]

Bar | Cherry | Bar

It'd be casino themed.

[razorboy]

Bar | Cherry | Bar

It'd be casino themed.

As long as you sell tax free smokes.

[TripleSkeet]

Skeeters....ironically its one that I frequent often...
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2404/22454289.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/22454289.jpg/)

[TripleSkeet]

PJ O'Harrigans...

any more simpsons references out there?

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3295/15137474.jpg (http://img62.imageshack.us/i/15137474.jpg/)

[Gunner S]

"Nipples and Dick's" - George Carlin


How about, Thank God I Didn't Have That Last Shot of Jagermeister

[Chigworthy]

The Yeast-Piss Shoppe

Aunt Ethanol's

Angus McBlumpkin's

[FUNKMAN]

The Urine Good Company Inn

[Nick the Cock]

Welcome to another Whiteys : http://www.whiteysbar.com/

I love this topic, so I have a couple ideas.

1) Nick the Cock
2) Journey's End
3) The Meat Market
4) The Medicine Wheel
5) Ashley Madison's

[sailor]

Welcome to another Whiteys : http://www.whiteysbar.com/

I love this topic, so I have a couple ideas.

1) Nick the Cock

"please don't"