Mark McGwire Steroids Comedy Pyramid

[Doctor Z]

Earlier today, Mark McGwire publicly came forward and admitted to using steroids during the course of his baseball career...

In a related story, Mark McGwire has admitted to playing baseball in the 90's.

[STC-Dub]

Amazingly Barry Bonds' enormous head did not admit to steroid use.

[Doctor Z]

In a related story, Mark McGwire has admitted to having a beard at some point.

[Melk]

In related news, Julio Franco clarified the reason for his ambiguous, ever changing date of birth. He is a Highlander.

[hanso]

Jose Consanco ment to bounce that fly ball off his head.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Robin Ventura insisted those were love taps when he charged the mound and Nolan pounded away at him

[mikeyboy]

I think I see what Doctor Z is going for, and I think people are missing the mark.

[disneyspy]

in a related story mark admitted to having red hair

[disneyspy]

in other news today,tiger woods said he's played golf before

[Dan G]

Jose Consanco

Funniest thing in this thread so far.

[Doctor Z]

In other news, Tommy John has announced he will be having arm surgery.

[Dell]

in a related story...Mark McGwire said it depended on the definition of "did"...

http://www.sportsfanlive.com/roller/armchair/resource/plyrscongjp.jpg

[disneyspy]

in related news mark admitted it was still the worlds 2nd worst secret compared to a certain xm 202 radio personality's secret

[underdog]

I think I see what Doctor Z is going for, and I think people are missing the mark.

Just like a real comedy pyramid.

[weekapaugjz]

in a related story, mark mcgwire acknowledges he was part of the bash brothers.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Breaking news Rafael Palmeiro is the younger brother of Arnold Diaz

[Melk]

http://www.sportsfanlive.com/roller/armchair/resource/plyrscongjp.jpg
In a related story, McGwire admitted that he was the guy who replaced Joel Hodgson on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."

[johnniehardrock]

In a related story sammy sosa said yo no habla ingles y no lo se sobre los esteroides

[Dell]

In a related story...McGwire admited it was for the bash...the elbow bash...

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/baseball/mlb/03/09/bc.bbo.steroids/p1.bash.brothers.getty.jpg

(okay...this one is definitely off the mark, you armchair quarterbacks...but a swing a miss means I'm playing in the game...boo and hiss are for the bleacher bums...show us how it is really done...BUILD THIS PYRAMID...)

[Doctor Z]

(You see, the idea is to list things that are either old news, or things that are obvious and everyone already knows.)

IN WORLD NEWS, United States President Ronald Reagan has ordered Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall.

[SinA]

hayseeds ruin pyramids

[Melk]

(You see, the idea is to list things that are either old news, or things that are obvious and everyone already knows.)
In other news, RonFez.net poster, "EastSideDave" has been hired as a permanent member of "The Ron and Fez Show."

[Melk]

hayseeds ruin pyramids
Good afternoon.
Love you, love your show.

[weekapaugjz]

Good afternoon.
Love you, love your show.

thanks for taking my call.

i'll hang up and listen for the answer.

[Judge Smails]

In other news, Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[SinA]

thanks for taking my call.

i'll hang up and listen for the answer.

first time, long time.

[A.J.]

He's still real to me, dammit!

[DiabloSammich]

In other news, disneyspy has admitted to having saggy balls.

[DiabloSammich]

Snoogans said he's smoked pot before.

[disneyspy]

hippo admitted that even tho he's jewish,he kinda likes bacon

[Doctor Z]

I'll never forget where I was when I heard the news that Mark McGwire did steroids...

[Jughead]

In other news scientist announced that using steroids will give you grader neck

[hanso]

Mark McGwire publicly came forward and admitted to using single ply toilet paper. Once and only once.

More results can be found at
www.poopreport.com/

[Dell]

in other news...message board pyramids suck...

[Doctor Z]

Boy, that massive earthquake in Haiti couldn't have come at a better time for Mark McGwire!

[Doctor Z]

The Man Upstairs comes through again for ole' Big Mac!

[STC-Dub]

Uh oh, Mark McGuire admited to using steroids!

[A.J.]

Uh oh, Mark McGuire admited to using steroids!

Nice.