Are the ketchup people really savages?

[Hottub]

Everybody claims to be a purist. "Now way, maaaan. I want to taste my food!"

I am guilty of a bit of savagery.
Ketchup on my cheesesteak and my taylor ham, egg and cheese.
Hot sauce on my chicken cutlets and worcestershire on my stupid frozen pizza.


Fess up. You will feel better.

[epo]

You hideous monster.

[weekapaugjz]

the only thing i really use ketchup on is fries.

[Hottub]

Dude!
You eat pizza with a fork!!:wallbash:

[Snoogans]

i put ketchup on fries, tater tots, burgers and occasionally a cheesesteak but only if its like some shitty cheap one.

BBQ sauce is way better on all those things though

[burrben]

i put spicy brown mustard on turkey sandwiches and hot dogs

[Snoogans]

i put spicy brown mustard on turkey sandwiches and hot dogs

hot dogs i put ketchup and mustard on


turkey sandwiches i use mayonaise or nothing

[Marc with a c]

ketchup is so dumb. somebody get mojo back in this dump.

[epo]

hot dogs i put ketchup and mustard on


turkey sandwiches i use mayonaise or nothing

Hot dogs deserve mustard & red onion.

[Hottub]

A roast beef sammich on rye.

GO!!

[Hottub]

Hot dogs deserve mustard & red onion.

Give yerself a bell!

[Snoogans]

Hot dogs deserve mustard & red onion.

i dont like onions unless they are fried so much they barely look like onions


or if they are onion rings

[Misteriosa]

i put catchup on my regular potato chips.

[weekapaugjz]

A roast beef sammich on rye.

GO!!

horseradish

[Hottub]

I go mayo and red leaf lettuce.

[Marc with a c]

horseradish

the correct answer is horseradish mayo.

[Snoogans]

i put catchup on my regular potato chips.

dont they make ketchup chips?

[Misteriosa]

dont they make ketchup chips?

yeah they do, but im not a lazy savage.

http://www.herrs.com/Products/Chips/images/Ketchup.jpg

I MAKE MY OWN!!

[weekapaugjz]

the correct answer is horseradish mayo.

that is good as well.

[Marc with a c]

dont they make ketchup chips?

or ipecac?

[Hottub]

i put catchup on my regular potato chips.

A) What the fuck is catchup?

B) Too weird.

[Misteriosa]

A) What the fuck is catchup?

B) Too weird.

give me a break..:o im tired and i havent posted in a while

[Snoogans]

yeah they do, but im not a lazy savage.

http://www.herrs.com/Products/Chips/images/Ketchup.jpg

I MAKE MY OWN!!

i love bbq chips. i have a feelin it would be gross if i put bbq sauce on a regular chip

[landarch]

I eat ketchup on all meats, most fried things, but never on eggs.

Lately I've been making my own honey mustard, so I use that instead.

[Snoogans]

i also put ketchup on a bacon egg and cheese but only one on liek a roll. the ones from mcdonalds are so awesome you need nothing else

[epo]

You people make me sick.

[midwestjeff]

I like ketchup.


Suck my balls.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I put mustard on cheese steaks. :clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I only put Ketchup on Burgers Fries and my Penis


Ketchup on a Cheesesteak, I should place some doorknobs in a sock and beat you with it

[Snoogans]

I only put Ketchup on Burgers Fries and my Penis


Ketchup on a Cheesesteak, I should place some doorknobs in a sock and beat you with it

well unlike you, when most people eat they have enough time to actually taste the food.

and im still tryin to understand your awesome joke. why put ketchup on your penis?

[Dude!]

well unlike you, when most people eat they have enough time to actually taste the food.

ha ha

[King Hippos Bandaid]

well unlike you, when most people eat they have enough time to actually taste the food.

and im still tryin to understand your awesome joke. why put ketchup on your penis?


Instead of condoms I put condiments on my penis

:way to go Hippo, digging out of a terrible joke with this doozie:

[Snoogans]

Instead of condoms I put condiments on my penis

:way to go Hippo, digging out of a terrible joke with this doozie:

not only was it terrible, but you stole it from an awful bud light tailgate commercial



FAIL

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not only was it terrible, but you stole it from an awful bud light tailgate commercial



FAIL

bud light has commercials about ketchup penises

[Snoogans]

bud light has commercials about ketchup penises

they have a condiment gun that shoots 3 at once. In the intro, the guys says "do you have problems putting on condiments, i know i do"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

they have a condiment gun that shoots 3 at once. In the intro, the guys says "do you have problems putting on condiments, i know i do"

didnt Homer Simpson invent the Condiment Pen

[biggirl]

ketchup on burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches

[PapaBear]

Sometimes on hamburgers, occasionally on fries, and always on salmon cakes.

[FUNKMAN]

spicy mustard on my cheesesteak... ketchup on fries and scrambled eggs

[joethebartender]

The Ketchup's ok if there's no "real" tomato on a sandwich or burger. Fries/tots are just a media for ketchup.

[A.J.]

I haven't used ketchup since I was 5.

[TjM]

Ketchup on fries, fish sticks, hash&eggs, cheesesteaks and hot dogs. I could give a fuck what you pricks think

[mikeyboy]

the only thing i really use ketchup on is fries.

this

[burrben]

the correct answer is horseradish mayo.

x2

[LordJezo]

I use ketchup all the time. Not Heinz though, garbage left wing condiment that is pretty anti American.

[A.J.]

Ketchup on my cheesesteak

occasionally a cheesesteak but only if its like some shitty cheap one.

Ketchup on a Cheesesteak, I should place some doorknobs in a sock and beat you with it

well unlike you, when most people eat they have enough time to actually taste the food.

cheesesteakk

On a cheesesteak? You sick fucks probably like A-1 too.

How the hell can you "taste" a cheesesteak when it's covered in ketchup?

[TjM]

On a cheesesteak? You sick fucks probably like A-1 too.

How the hell can you "taste" a cheesesteak when it's covered in ketchup?

Not covered. Just a bit. Allthough I normally make my own garlick teriaki steak wraps with diced london broil and I never put ketchup on that just the homemade french fries I serve with it. Very rarely to I eat a sub from a sandwich shop

[Mitch&Murray]

Ketchup is for grammar schoolers.

[burrben]

ketchup on grilled cheese sandwiches

wait, wait, wait...ew

[Hottub]

On a cheesesteak? You sick fucks probably like A-1 too.

How the hell can you "taste" a cheesesteak when it's covered in ketchup?

Everybody claims to be a purist. "Now way, maaaan. I want to taste my food!"



First Post.

[A.J.]

First Post.

A cheesesteak is sacred man! It's no different than when I see places automatically slather mayo on them down here.

[EliSnow]

I only eat ketchup on burgers, fries, onion rings, and on meatloaf.

[TjM]

No worse than Philly using cheese wiz and steak um

[burrben]

No worse than Philly using cheese wiz and steak um

flip, flip, flipadelphia

[EliSnow]

A cheesesteak is sacred man! It's no different than when I see places automatically slather mayo on them down here.

If it's a properly made cheesesteak, then it's neither ketchup nor mayo is necessary.

But if the cheesesteak isn't juicy enough, I'll have to add something to make it better. In those cases, ketchup would be the choice.

[TjM]

Fuck now I want a cheese steak

[Hottub]

http://users.saferinternet.com/wildebeest/Philly%20Cheesesteak.JPG

[Snoogans]

Fuck now I want a cheese steak

i know someone with a whole Bowl of them

[A.J.]

If it's a properly made cheesesteak, then it's neither ketchup nor mayo is necessary.

THANK you.

Fuck now I want a cheese steak

Shit, so do I!

[Snoogans]

THANK you.



Shit, so do I!

again look at my post. I put ketchup on a cheesesteak only if its from some shitty place or like a steak um type shit

[A.J.]

again look at my post. I put ketchup on a cheesesteak only if its from some shitty place or like a steak um type shit

I did. But I wouldn't waste my money on some shitty place. And if it tasted bad, it goes in the trash.

[Snoogans]

I did. But I wouldn't waste my money on some shitty place. And if it tasted bad, it goes in the trash.

there are alot of shitty things that dont taste bad. spaghetti o's comes to mind, esp with meat balls.


still ketchup isnt that bad to add to something. if you fuckin load a thing up with it its gross but for a whole cheesesteak i might use the equivalent of 1 packet, maybe. I dont see how that keeps you from tasting a cheesesteak.

besides as I stated, ANYTHING that someone uses ketchup on is way better with bbq sauce than with ketchup. ANYTHING. INCLUDING FUCKIN EGG SANDWICHES

[A.J.]

besides as I stated, ANYTHING that someone uses ketchup on is way better with bbq sauce than with ketchup. ANYTHING. INCLUDING FUCKIN EGG SANDWICHES

Egg salad with BBQ instead of mayo?

[Snoogans]

Egg salad with BBQ instead of mayo?

i said that someone uses ketchup on.

What kinda asshole would make egg salad without mayo?

[A.J.]

i said that someone uses ketchup on.

What kinda asshole would make egg salad without mayo?

I was proposing a new concoction.

[EliSnow]

besides as I stated, ANYTHING that someone uses ketchup on is way better with bbq sauce than with ketchup. ANYTHING. INCLUDING FUCKIN EGG SANDWICHES

I love me some BBQ sauce, but I don't see it as a complete ketchup substitute.

I wouldn't eat french fries or onion rings with it.

I have tried it on meat loaf but it really wasn't great.

[Snoogans]

I was proposing a new concoction.

it sounds horrible actually. I was meaning more like bbq sauce on a bacon egg and cheese sandwich, which is DELICIOUS

USE MORE BBQ SAUCE FOOLS

i think i need to make a video

[Snoogans]

I love me some BBQ sauce, but I don't see it as a complete ketchup substitute.

I wouldn't eat french fries or onion rings with it.

I have tried it on meat loaf but it really wasn't great.

meat loaf is disgusting. Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves unless you mean shitty BK ones.

French fries you need to try. BBQ sauce on fries is fuckin awesome. Even better, take a burger with some bbq sauce and put some fries on the burger. NOW YOU ARE FUCKIN TALKING

[ozzie]

flip, flip, flipadelphia

Dammit, and I had JUST got that out of my head over Christmas.

http://users.saferinternet.com/wildebeest/Philly%20Cheesesteak.JPG

Seriously, stop. It's still an hour til lunch.

And a bottle of ketchup will last me 6 years. It's only in the house for the occasional guest savage.

[Hottub]

Dammit, and I had JUST got that out of my head over Christmas.



Seriously, stop. It's still an hour til lunch.

And a bottle of ketchup will last me 6 years. It's only in the house for the occasional guest savage.

6 years?
My kids think it's the base of the food pyramid.

[EliSnow]

meat loaf is disgusting.

Then you haven't had good meat loaf.

Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves unless you mean shitty BK ones.

I need a condiment with any onion rings . My favorite is a mixture of ketchup and mayo.

Back when I was single and in Manhattan, I had a sandwich shop that I had take out from once a week. The takeout was always the same - cheesesteak and onion rings, and I'd have ketchup and mayo with the onion rings.

And I'd have to have tums later.

[Snoogans]

Then you haven't had good meat loaf.

Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves unless you mean shitty BK ones.

I need a condiment with any onion rings . My favorite is a mixture of ketchup and mayo.

Back when I was single and in Manhattan, I had a sandwich shop that I had take out from once a week. The takeout was always the same - cheesesteak and onion rings, and I'd have ketchup and mayo with the onion rings.

And I'd have to have tums later.

mayo and ketchup mixed, that sounds horrible

[EliSnow]

mayo and ketchup mixed, that sounds horrible

It's essentially russian/thousand island dressing. I like it a lot.

[Snoogans]

It's essentially russian/thousand island dressing. I like it a lot.

sounds awful

here I got something for you to watch:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[ozzie]

6 years?
My kids think it's the base of the food pyramid.

I got my boys a bottle of the BLUE ketchup once because they saw it on the shelf, and wanted to try it. I threw away an almost full bottle 3 or 4 years later.

Nothing but a little mustard, maybe some kraut, and occasionally relish or peppers and onions on their dogs, sausages or brats since about age 4... just like their Daddy.

[EliSnow]

sounds awful

here I got something for you to watch:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Although I can't be certain, I think I should be glad that my work blocks Youtube so that I can't see this.

[EliSnow]

sounds awful

You can't have a Reuben sandwich without it.

http://mikeeatsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reuben1.jpg

[Snoogans]

You can't have a Reuben sandwich without it.

http://mikeeatsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reuben1.jpg

i would never have one anyway. horrible

[ozzie]

mayo and ketchup mixed, that sounds horrible

I've heard that's the "secret sauce" at Bronco Burger

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982-judge-reinhold-pic-4.jpg

(apologies in advance if that was the clip Snoogans posted... can't see youtube embeds at work)

[Snoogans]

I've heard that's the "secret sauce" at Bronco Burger

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982-judge-reinhold-pic-4.jpg

(apologies in advance if that was the clip Snoogans posted... can't see youtube embeds at work)

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA awesome.

no i made a video yellin about how awesome bbq sauce is. thats what i posted.

[EliSnow]

i would never have one anyway. horrible

Looks like I'm going to have to set up a Reuben poll.

[Snoogans]

Looks like I'm going to have to set up a Reuben poll.

pastrami sucks too. and corned beef. awful. i cant understand how people eat this shit

[TjM]

pastrami sucks too. and corned beef. awful. i cant understand how people eat this shit

You're dead to me!

[Aggie]

i will never deny my love of ketchup but i use it sparingly. i mixed it with this last night when i made some oven fries. so good.

http://static.blogcritics.org/09/10/09/115849/091006sriracha.jpg

[sailor]

Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves ...

I need a condiment with any onion rings....




huh?

[EliSnow]

Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves ...

I need a condiment with any onion rings....




huh?

I meant to quote Snoogans. I fucked up.

[sailor]

i will never deny my love of ketchup but i use it sparingly. i mixed it with this last night when i made some oven fries. so good.

http://static.blogcritics.org/09/10/09/115849/091006sriracha.jpg

mixed some of that up last night. The only way to use ketchup.

[DJEvelEd]

http://users.saferinternet.com/wildebeest/Philly%20Cheesesteak.JPG

Looks like someone stuck their penis in there. If they didn't, maybe they should.
Im horny now.

I love me some catsup on some eggs.

[topless_mike]

6 years?
My kids think it's the base of the food pyramid.

its made from tomatoes, so it is an acceptable vegetable substitute.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Onion rings i put nothing on cause they are good by themselves ...

I need a condiment with any onion rings....




huh?

agreed to the most part

but if some restaurants offer a nice Horseradish Mayo or something similar I will sometimes dip the Rings in there

[Donnie Iris]

The real savages are the people who tolerate non-Heinz ketchup like Hunt's and other knockoffs.

[epo]

6 years?
My kids think it's the base of the food pyramid.

Does someone have the phone number for Child Protective Services in New Jersey?

[PigShitIrish]

The real savages are the people who tolerate non-Heinz ketchup like Hunt's and other knockoffs.

Preach on brother!!

[STC-Dub]

Ketchup is fine on greasy fries, a hamburger and very good on a hot dog with mustard and relish.

[Contra]

The real savages are the people who tolerate non-Heinz ketchup like Hunt's and other knockoffs.

Yes!

[EliSnow]

i will never deny my love of ketchup but i use it sparingly. i mixed it with this last night when i made some oven fries. so good.

http://static.blogcritics.org/09/10/09/115849/091006sriracha.jpg

There's an article in this month's Bon Appetit magazine called "The Secret Incredient Evry Cook Needs" about this sauce along with some recipes. There is a recipe for deep fried eggs and soy fried chicken, along with some others.

[Aggie]

There's an article in this month's Bon Appetit magazine called "The Secret Incredient Evry Cook Needs" about this sauce along with some recipes. There is a recipe for deep fried eggs and soy fried chicken, along with some others.

oooh yay, i have to check that out. when i bought my kitchen aid mixer it came with a free subscription to that magazine and i just got my first issue in december. i'll be on the lookout for it!

[sailor]

There's an article in this month's Bon Appetit magazine called "The Secret Incredient Evry Cook Needs" about this sauce along with some recipes. There is a recipe for deep fried eggs and soy fried chicken, along with some others.

Great in chili or on pizza.

[midwestjeff]

Does someone have the phone number for Child Protective Services in New Jersey?

A bad diet is the least of those poor kids' worries.

[joethebartender]

i will never deny my love of ketchup but i use it sparingly. i mixed it with this last night when i made some oven fries. so good.

http://static.blogcritics.org/09/10/09/115849/091006sriracha.jpg

I use this stuff in a glaze for BBQ wings (from larry wolfe)...they're the best wings EVER!:

1 - 18 oz Orange Marmalade
1/3 cup - honey
1/3 cup - brown sugar
1/3 cup - Sriracha Sauce
Bring to a boil and remove from heat

Cook wings indirect on covered grill for 1 hour, dip them in the sauce, back on for 15 mins, dip again, 15 more mins... done.

[joethebartender]

sounds awful

here I got something for you to watch:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M2cDBgvy2xA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Does anyone have the heart to tell him that Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce is ketchup based, and is its main ingredient?:ohmy:

[Snoogans]

Does anyone have the heart to tell him that Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce is ketchup based, and is its main ingredient?:ohmy:

it doesnt matter. its not ketchup. its BBQ sauce

[Hottub]

it doesnt matter. its not ketchup. its BBQ sauce

Nice retort.:wallbash:

"It doesn't matter that I suck dick, I'm not gay."

[joethebartender]

it doesnt matter. its not ketchup. its BBQ sauce

You're right. (Only 2/3 of the bottle is ketchup).

[midwestjeff]

Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce is ketchup based, and is its main ingredient?:ohmy:

No wonder it's so fucking good.

I'd eat my mom's corpse if someone put a little of that deliciousness on it.

Eh, who am I kidding, I'll eat it regardless. But the point was made.

[epo]

"It doesn't matter that I suck dick, I'm not gay."

Finally Hottub has given himself a mod quote that suits him well.

[A.J.]

Finally Hottub has given himself a mod quote that suits him well.

:laugh:

[TjM]

I use this stuff in a glaze for BBQ wings (from larry wolfe)...they're the best wings EVER!:

1 - 18 oz Orange Marmalade
1/3 cup - honey
1/3 cup - brown sugar
1/3 cup - Sriracha Sauce
Bring to a boil and remove from heat

Cook wings indirect on covered grill for 1 hour, dip them in the sauce, back on for 15 mins, dip again, 15 more mins... done.

BLech!! Siracha sauce. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too spicy I can't tolerate spice

[TjM]

it doesnt matter. its not ketchup. its BBQ sauce

Sweet Baby Ray's is the best BBQ sauce out there

[DJEvelEd]

No wonder it's so fucking good.

I'd eat my mom's asshole if someone put a little of that deliciousness on it.

Eh, who am I kidding, I'll eat it regardless. But the point was made.

Fixed...

[EliSnow]

i will never deny my love of ketchup but i use it sparingly. i mixed it with this last night when i made some oven fries. so good.

http://static.blogcritics.org/09/10/09/115849/091006sriracha.jpg

I bought a bottle of this stuff the other night, and used it in some quesadillas I was making. Tasted pretty good and not too spicy.

I'll try it again with some other stuff as well.

[Aggie]

I bought a bottle of this stuff the other night, and used it in some quesadillas I was making. Tasted pretty good and not too spicy.

I'll try it again with some other stuff as well.

i love it! i don't think you'll be sorry you got it. in the montage for iron chef america i see one of them using it.

also, i just realized i get food and wine magazine, not bon apetit. do you have a copy of that article or should i just search for it online?

[underdog]

Does anyone have the heart to tell him that Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce is ketchup based, and is its main ingredient?:ohmy:

Aren't most BBQ sauces ketchup based?

[EliSnow]

i love it! i don't think you'll be sorry you got it. in the montage for iron chef america i see one of them using it.

also, i just realized i get food and wine magazine, not bon apetit. do you have a copy of that article or should i just search for it online?

Check it out here. (http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshows/2010/01/sriracha_hot_sauce_slideshow)

[Aggie]

Check it out here. (http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/slideshows/2010/01/sriracha_hot_sauce_slideshow)



thanks, eli!!! :thumbup:

[EliSnow]

thanks, eli!!! :thumbup:

You're welcome.

[TheHalloweenGoddess]

We made BBQ sauce for the family this year for Winter Carnival. I spent a couple of weeks canning and mailing out. Actually my kid makes the BBQ sauce for our family for years now. I'm trying to convince him to go pro with it!