Manscaping. Gay or Nay?

[Hottub]

Do you have a baby-soft bag and well groomed pubis? Is your turd cutter glistening?

Do you do a little bit of a shape up every once in a while?

Or does your crotch look like The Angry Samoan?

Ladies, what do you prefer/require in a man's personal grooming?

[spoon]

Jesus fuck tub, is it time we give you ur own Fag Forum or what?! What's with all the homo threads out of nowhere? You miss the V3 Crew don't you?

[GregPointer]

Dang fellas. I thought me that the only one of those fellas was the guy one guy on the show. This message board is more that way than I toiught.

[burrben]

i like where this is going

[Furtherman]

He asked the ladies. Shut up and let them answer.



Where's my razor?

[Hottub]

Jesus fuck tub, is it time we give you ur own Fag Forum or what?! What's with all the homo threads out of nowhere? You miss the V3 Crew don't you?

Translation:

Yeah, Tub. I'm a savage. I'm just lucky enough to have found a guy who likes going down on a caveman.

[Death Metal Moe]

It's not gay. It may be kinda weird for some people to talk about for whatever reason but it's not gay.

[Hottub]

Moe is becoming so wise, and the voice of reason anymore?:wallbash:

[Death Metal Moe]

Moe is becoming so wise, and the voice of reason anymore?:wallbash:

I've always been wise, you are now just catching up.

[sr71blackbird]

Oh shit, I thought this was another stupid thread by sr71blackbrrrrrrrr..... uhh

[Hottub]

Oh shit, I thought this was another stupid thread by sr71blackbrrrrrrrr..... uhh

Hoo Hoo!

[spoon]

He asked the ladies. Shut up and let them answer.



Where's my razor?

I believe that was only the last in a series of awful tub questions. Also, wait for what, the closest things to women we have on this board both already chimed in plenty. I'm looking at you tub and moe.

[smiler grogan]

Do you have a baby-soft bag and well groomed pubis? Is your turd cutter glistening?

Do you do a little bit of a shape up every once in a while?

Or does your crotch look like The Angry Samoan?

Ladies, what do you prefer/require in a man's personal grooming?

Reading this while Snooki is dancing I know associate her with a really hairy asshole.

[TripleSkeet]

Reading this while Snooki is dancing I know associate her with a really hairy asshole.

I always did. Shes Italian.

By the way...definitely NOT gay.

[Death Metal Moe]

I believe that was only the last in a series of awful tub questions. Also, wait for what, the closest things to women we have on this board both already chimed in plenty. I'm looking at you tub and moe.

Well when you look at me like THAT, it just makes me want to Manscape even more.

Meow :devil2:

[spoon]

Well when you look at me like THAT, it just makes me want to Manscape even more.

Meow :devil2:

I don't see how it's possible to get caller of the decade and worst poster ever at the same fucking time? I just puked in my mouth and decided to rub it in my eye so I can never see that sig pic again.

[KingGeno]

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

I bought one of these, and my balls & taint are scrumdiddlyumptious

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't see how it's possible to get caller of the decade and worst poster ever at the same fucking time? I just puked in my mouth and decided to rub it in my eye so I can never see that sig pic again.

You can blur your physical vision, but you'll see that sig pic in your dreams.
























:flush:

[Dude!]

You can blur your physical vision, but you'll see that sig pic in your dreams.

i just see a giant freak head
like Elaine Benes had

a bird flew into it...
it was just unavoidable

[biggirl]

It would be nice if men kept their area neat and clean.

[FUNKMAN]

It would be nice if men kept their area neat and clean.

http://www.kchristieh.com/blog/images/man-toilet.jpg

[biggirl]

http://www.kchristieh.com/blog/images/man-toilet.jpg

Woohoo! He's hot too...is that you?

[FUNKMAN]

Woohoo! He's hot too...is that you?

twin brother... i clean the kitchen

[biggirl]

twin brother... i clean the kitchen

do wipe the counters clean after you do the dishes?

[FUNKMAN]

do wipe the counters clean after you do the dishes?

yes mistress

[biggirl]

yes mistress

do you have women falling at your feet?

[FUNKMAN]

do you have women falling at your feet?

no, a little higher - Lol kidding teehee

[biggirl]

no, a little higher - Lol kidding teehee

good one...

[FUNKMAN]

good one...

so i've been told

[biggirl]

so i've been told

I'm gonna let the man of this house know that you and your brother clean kitchens and bathrooms. If he still won't help, I'm gonna hire you two!

[FUNKMAN]

I'm gonna let the man of this house know that you and your brother clean kitchens and bathrooms. If he still won't help, I'm gonna hire you two!

okay, let us know!

[biggirl]

okay, let us know!

I'm almost positive you will be hired.

[FUNKMAN]

I'm almost positive you will be hired.

just tell us when and where?

[biggirl]

just tell us when and where?

I live in MN, is that gonna be a problem?

[FUNKMAN]

I live in MN, is that gonna be a problem?

not at all, we're viking fans

[biggirl]

not at all, we're viking fans

great, just great. You'll probably sit down and watch the game with him and I'll end up making you food, delivering you beers, and still clean the kitchen and bathrooms.

[FUNKMAN]

great, just great. You'll probably sit down and watch the game with him and I'll end up making you food, delivering you beers, and still clean the kitchen and bathrooms.

no way... we all watch the game! we clean afterwards and you and hunny relax

[LordJezo]

www.manscapes.com

I used to have a whole collection of their pictures, I think I still might someplace on my hard drive. The male body as a work of art is a beautiful thing.

Oh, it seems the site is gone. This is a sad day for the internet.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

I bought one of these, and my balls & taint are scrumdiddlyumptious


THEY ARE!!!

[Mitch&Murray]

You pussies are probably on suicide watch now that HGTV is off Cablevision.

Man up

[KingGeno]

You pussies are probably on suicide watch now that HGTV is off Cablevision.

Man up


How did your pussy ass know it was off-air now? You must be paying attention to girly things.

[disneyspy]

How did your pussy ass know it was off-air now?

he heard about it at the rest sop

[KingGeno]

he heard about it at the rest sop

Rest Sop?

That some kinda landscaping place?

[Chigworthy]

More like mansgaping.

[Penelope]

I like men who are manly. Hairy, sloppy, kind of fat/ or with muscles if they aren't fat. Big hairy men. They MUST be clean though. No stinky or dirty men.
Men: Do NOT shave your chests, EVER!

[disneyspy]

i have an arrow pointing at it

[nate1000]

with an h

[Jughead]

Translation:

Yeah, Tub. I'm a savage. I'm just lucky enough to have found a guy who likes going down on a caveman.

:lol: I'm still on the wipe a 1000 times thread:smile:

[Contra]

I like men who are manly. Hairy, sloppy, kind of fat/ or with muscles if they aren't fat. Big hairy men. They MUST be clean though. No stinky or dirty men.
Men: Do NOT shave your chests, EVER!

Done and done