is danlaroe the baddest man on the planet?

[danlaroe]

this guy is awesome. hes got bad ass guns. he crashes cars. hes got hot chicks. when he calls into the show he gets through. the motherfucker came here and destroyed the place and got a beanie cup which NONE (other than mikeyboy) of you have done..he works out everyday and can have sex for hours....yeah you read that right. hours. and now

[sailor]

he's no joey badass.

[disneyspy]

he gets ignored more than underdog

[danlaroe]

he speaks in third person and noone should ever do that. hes so badass he doesnt finish his post. and he certainly doesnt get ignored. he gets admired

[disneyspy]

Hes No Rodney Harrison!

[danlaroe]

the former football player?? yeah god forbid danlaroe can feed himself when hes 60

[paulisded]

There's nothing more embarrassing than threads such as this.

[mikeyboy]

If danlaroe can do anything, can he make a rock so large that even he can't lift it?

[Foster]

when he posts on V3 I have at least 3 mods keeping an eye on him at all times, he's a badass muther fucker




though with the mod to member ratio the way it is, I could do that with all visiters....

[danlaroe]

these replies should just be one yes after another.

[sailor]

when he posts on V3 I have at least 3 mods keeping an eye on him at all times, he's a badass muther fucker




though with the mod to member ratio the way it is, I could do that with all visiters....

:lol:

this is why you're the best thing over there.

[danlaroe]

danlaroe is the best thing wherever he goes. this is an appreciation thread and danlaroe is someone to be appreciated

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Rodney Dangerfield should get more respect than this guy.

[danlaroe]

wowwww...nice relevant dead comedian reference.

[jauble]

wowwww...nice relevant dead comedian reference.

To be fair he is named after a dead guy's crawl space.

[ShowerBench]

the motherfucker came here and destroyed the place and got a beanie cup which NONE (other than mikeyboy) of you have done..

I don't know if I agree that Mikeyboy destroyed the place, no matter what Ron says. :laugh:

he works out everyday and can have sex for hours....yeah you read that right. hours. and now

And now? Now, we wait.

[danlaroe]

showerbench...im glad danlaroes appreciation thread has gotten you to crawl out of your hole. the only thing mikeyboy destroys is toys for tots donation boxes. he would get his own appreciation thread but we all know how valuable he is..and as far as the hours of waiting..pull up a bench and watch the show. danlaroe loves a audience

[TripleSkeet]

All this time I thought Showerbench and danlaroe were the same person.

[jauble]

All this time I thought Showerbench and danlaroe were the same person.

They aren't?

[Billy "White Shoes"]

Bring it, you little bitch.

[Hottub]

Bring it, you little bitch.

Mr. Johnson.
With all due respect, I appreciate your passion, but please try to keep it civil.

[disneyspy]

Mr. Johnson.
With all due respect, I appreciate your passion, but please try to keep it civil.

did you see his old sig pic next to ron? he really is little,like a little female cihuahua

[danlaroe]

did you see his old sig pic next to ron? he really is little,like a little female cihuahua

chihuahuas are cute. obviously a nice observation. danlaroe thanks you



yeah i still want to play this game. i had to leave for while. didnt mean to let you guys down

[brettmojo]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_07/sp_0702_04_v6.jpg

Yeah.

[disneyspy]

chihuahuas are cute. obviously a nice observation. danlaroe thanks you



yeah i still want to play this game. i had to leave for while. didnt mean to let you guys down

this is how i read dan's posts

"yip yip yip. yip yip yip.yip yip yip



yip yip yip. yip yip yip. yip yip yip"

[danlaroe]

this is how i read dan's posts

"yip yip yip. yip yip yip.yip yip yip



yip yip yip. yip yip yip. yip yip yip"

that made danlaroe chuckle. very funny . youre still reading them though arent ya. hopefully alone and making that noise out loud

[disneyspy]

i hope you have a twin brother so i can kick you both up your asses and wear you as slippers

[mikeyboy]

i hope you have a twin brother so i can kick you both up your asses and wear you as slippers

That's a little gay.

[disneyspy]

That's a little gay.

you dont like chihuahua slippers?

[lleeder]

i hope you have a twin brother so i can kick you both up your asses and wear you as slippers

Stay away from Randy and Jeff.

[danlaroe]

i hope you have a twin brother so i can kick you both up your asses and wear you as slippers

ummm that is pretty lame. right up there with that tough guys bring it earlier? dont give up now though, you guys are just hitting your stride.

[disneyspy]

Stay away from Randy and Jeff.

no way i could walk around with those two on my feet

[sailor]

no way i could walk around with those two on my feet

you could walk in a circle.

[disneyspy]

you could walk in a circle.

good point but it'd look kinda silly

[disneyspy]

which begs the question,who would you rather use as a snow board,jeff or randy?

i say jeff because hes already covered in bacon grease and so you wouldnt have to wax him

[danlaroe]

well now that you silly gooses are over your " who makes a better snowboard" shenanigans lets get back to the topic at hand.

danlaroe is so badass he has fearless tattooed on his knuckles. hes covered with ink and he loves pain. you know who likes tattoos?? thats right , hot girls. and they like danlaroe..had enough cause he hasnt. danlaroe is the man. he can get things other people cant. your girl cant get preggo he'll get you a third world infant. not good enough and he'll stop by and impregnate your girl for ya. hope you got the time cause it could take a while. get some earplugs cause its gonna get noisy.

[Patient zer0]

dan laroo will bury joey badass

[disneyspy]

of course randy might be better because he is less wind resistant

[mikeyboy]

danlaroe is so silly

[Patient zer0]

His beard is kick ass

[danlaroe]

danlaroe is so silly

if by silly you mean awesome then yes he is the silliest and he would certainly put a whooping on joey badass.

[Hottub]

5 bucks on Joey Badass.

[EliSnow]

danlaroe makes even Gvac say "I can't believe that person could love themselves that much."

[Patient zer0]

Last I heard was dan laroe was spotted eating babies in a maternity ward

[Hottub]

Last I heard was dan laroe was spotted eating babies in a maternity ward

A real man would be at the Planned Parenthood dumpster.

[Dude!]

His beard is kick ass

is she?

[danlaroe]

5 bucks? whoa big spender dont go breaking the bank. danlaroe doesnt carry anything less than hundreds. and when he has to break one he just throws the change away. he has no time for such pittance. danlaroe is so amazing he gets carried wherever he goes.

[danlaroe]

Last I heard was dan laroe was spotted eating babies in a maternity ward

finally someone wants to play the game.

[Patient zer0]

A real man would be at the Planned Parenthood dumpster.
Haggis

[Dougie Brootal]

Haggis

... and thats the worst thing you can call a man...:ohmy:

[danlaroe]

whats up everybody? danlaroe was just sitting around being amazing and wanted to let you know that even ken jennings wouldnt step to him a in a battle of knowledge. danlaroe is smart. he writes the cards alex reads. he hasnt lost a game of chess since he was 1. and that was against a certain jew hating psychopath.

[Patient zer0]

Ihatedanlaroe.com

[danlaroe]

Ihatedanlaroe.com

i got to tell ya i feel the love. is that the site i go to if i want to be the baddest thing going?

[Patient zer0]

Sir, you will never be joey badass.

Good day.

[Dell]

well now that you silly gooses are over your " who makes a better snowboard" shenanigans lets get back to the topic at hand.

danlaroe is so badass he has fearless tattooed on his knuckles. hes covered with ink and he loves pain. you know who likes tattoos?? thats right , hot girls. and they like danlaroe..had enough cause he hasnt. danlaroe is the man. he can get things other people cant. your girl cant get preggo he'll get you a third world infant. not good enough and he'll stop by and impregnate your girl for ya. hope you got the time cause it could take a while. get some earplugs cause its gonna get noisy.

sounds like danlaroe has performance problems...

[danlaroe]

Sir, you will never be joey badass.

Good day.

why would danlaroe want to be some fake character? danlaroe is as real as fez'z heart attacks. and for danlaroe its great day. for him,every one is.

[Cage55]

I hate to be the one to break it to you guys but danlaroe is all of the things that he says he is. I can speak from personal experience. It's ALL true folks. Right down to the sex for hours. And no, it has nothing to do with performance issues. Performing is something danlaroe never has a problem with. He always rises to the occassion.

[boosterp]

I know Dan can tear Joey Badass a new pie hole. dan's the man yo!

[danlaroe]

I hate to be the one to break it to you guys but danlaroe is all of the things that he says he is. I can speak from personal experience. It's ALL true folks. Right down to the sex for hours. And no, it has nothing to do with performance issues. Performing is something danlaroe never has a problem with. He always rises to the occassion.



best bump ever.

[mikeyboy]

best bump ever.

How was he, Dan?

[danlaroe]

How was he, Dan?

so not me mikeyboy. that post came in well past my bedtime. i dont need to pat my own back man. you all see how great i am.

[ozzie]

so not me mikeyboy. that post came in well past my bedtime. i dont need to pat my own back man. you all see how great i am.

Danlaroe sleeps?

I'm so disillusioned.

The danlaroe I imagined slept with his eyes open, and with his finger on the pulse of all things happening.

And in my world, Tim Tebow wears Dan Laroe pajamas.

[danlaroe]

Danlaroe sleeps?

I'm so disillusioned.

The danlaroe I imagined slept with his eyes open, and with his finger on the pulse of all things happening.

And in my world, Tim Tebow wears Dan Laroe pajamas.

awesome. just awesome.

to answer the question yes danlaroe sleeps. and his dreams would melt the minds of regular people.

[Mitch&Murray]

The king is dead.
Long live the Pointer

[danlaroe]

whoa big man lets not go jumping the gun here

[GregPointer]

It's gunna be a fun time here with fellas like y'all.

[danlaroe]

It's gunna be a fun time here with fellas like y'all.

you betcha it is. with people like you and danlaroe around here this place can hold its head up high. other posters look around and know they are around royalty.

[Recyclerz]

is danlaroe the baddest man on the planet?


Nope, just the worst. *


* just kidding.