View Full Version : Conconjoined Twins Murder!
Furtherman
12-31-2009, 07:29 AM
Nothing recently.
But what would happen if this scenario played out today?
One half of the twins murder someone. How would the justice system proceed? Half guilty?
Death penalty? Life without parole? Separation? Suspended sentence?
http://8e.devbio.com/images/ch11/pare.GIF
Hottub
12-31-2009, 07:31 AM
Welcome to "Pot Talk" with your host, Furtherman.
Chigworthy
12-31-2009, 07:33 AM
Welcome to "Pot Talk" with your host, Furtherman.
You mean Potpot Talk.
RoseBlood
12-31-2009, 07:52 AM
Nothing recently.
But what would happen if this scenario played out today?
One half of the twins murder someone. How would the justice system proceed? Half guilty?
Death penalty? Life without parole? Separation? Suspended sentence?
http://8e.devbio.com/images/ch11/pare.GIF
If one claims insanity, does that mean both are guilty because they essentially share the same genetic make-up, chemical imbalance?!?!
I'd just give them both whatever the average is from Life w/o parole and Accomplice to a murder. :unsure:
P.S. Why is that woman tweeking her sisters nipple?
sr71blackbird
12-31-2009, 08:39 AM
What would happen if those conjoined twin girls marry two different guys and get pregnant? They have one uterous but two ovaries. Let's say they divorce one of the guys, is that guy obligated to pay child support?
Enabler
12-31-2009, 09:27 AM
What if someone murdered one of the conjoined twins, but they couldnt amputate the dead one because it would kill the living one? That would be fucked. Or would the living one just die automatically?
opie's twisted balls
12-31-2009, 09:55 AM
Why is that woman tweeking her sisters nipple?
Why wouldn't she!
Conjoined twin lesbian porn = HAWT!
FUNKMAN
12-31-2009, 09:58 AM
they both go to jail but when it comes to dinnertime the guilty one couldn't get any sides
Hottub
12-31-2009, 10:07 AM
they both go to jail but when it comes to dinnertime the guilty one couldn't get any sides
:clap:
Classic Funkman.
Coach
12-31-2009, 11:45 AM
What would happen if those conjoined twin girls marry two different guys and get pregnant? They have one uterous but two ovaries. Let's say they divorce one of the guys, is that guy obligated to pay child support?
Got an A+ in female human physiology in high school?
Most women have two ovaries.
KnoxHarrington
12-31-2009, 12:06 PM
The original Siamese twins, Chang and Eng, actually did both marry separate women. They all lived together until the wives got annoyed with each other, and they had to establish separate households, alternating 3 days at a time in each home.
Which does lead to this question: if the twins were at, say, Chang's house, was Eng allowed to do anything with Chang's wife? You'd think at least Chang wouldn't mind if he jacked it while he watched.
opie's twisted balls
12-31-2009, 12:10 PM
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Chigworthy
12-31-2009, 01:48 PM
The original Siamese twins, Chang and Eng, actually did both marry separate women. They all lived together until the wives got annoyed with each other, and they had to establish separate households, alternating 3 days at a time in each home.
Which does lead to this question: if the twins were at, say, Chang's house, was Eng allowed to do anything with Chang's wife? You'd think at least Chang wouldn't mind if he jacked it while he watched.
I'm guessin Mrs. Chang rode the siamese train.
sr71blackbird
12-31-2009, 09:02 PM
What I was saying is that because the "two" girls have 2 ovaries that they share because they have one torso and one vagaina but they have two heads and distict individual personalities, if they married two men, and became pregnant, it would follow that one of them men made the girls pregnant. Let's assume the paternaty of the baby was in dispute. Wif one of the girls decided to divorce one of the men, would the man that was divorced be obligated to pay child support or a portion of it? I have seen these girls driving a car, so I assume they would get a license.do they need to take two road tests? They take seperate tests in school..
hanso
12-31-2009, 09:21 PM
They would become infamous and start banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.
PapaBear
12-31-2009, 09:27 PM
They would become infamous and start banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.
Two each?
hanso
12-31-2009, 10:34 PM
Two each?
Hhhmmm more "Pot Talk"
PapaBear
12-31-2009, 10:36 PM
Hhhmmm more "Pot Talk"
Nah. Simple math.
hanso
12-31-2009, 10:40 PM
Nah. Simple math.
Its implied then, keep the movie line intact.
Or its a conundrum-conundrum.
razorboy
12-31-2009, 10:40 PM
Imagine if they plead double double jeopardy jeopardy.
hanso
12-31-2009, 10:46 PM
Then that Greg Kihn song started playing.
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