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12-30-2009, 05:12 PM
WHAAAZZZZUP?!
So. How ‘bout that Y2K-bug, eh?! Very effective. That was about as real as Balloon Boy.
Sorry “two thousands” but….THIS IS IT.
Ya know, earlier today, I was looking at my top 10 friends on Myspace and I realized that I haven’t texted any of them in a while. So… I organized a quick FlashMob at a mall where we performed an elaborate dance routine set to “I Got A Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas, then we bought some miniskirts with leggings and some skinny jeans, and headed to a Starbucks to play Texas Hold ‘em Poker for a few hours. I totally have to blog about that! Good thing Starbucks is a WiFi HotSpot.
Then we hopped on our Razor Scooters and headed home to log onto my iMac to arrange some harmless romantic encounters on Craigslist and then maybe buy a few totally krunk ringtones and watch Napoleon Dynamite on HD-DVD. “Vote For Pedro”. Still funny! There is no way that I will get sick of that Tshirt the way I did with my “Frankie Says Relax” tshirt. That shirt was gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
After a while, we got hungry and we ordered some footlongs from Subway. Would ya believe those things only cost 5 dollars?! That place definitely shouldn’t be keeping THAT a secret. To wash it down, we had some Vanilla Coke. Man that Chazz Palminteri got old lookin’, eh? Wow. We burned off a few dozen calories playing Dance Dance Revolution so we treated ourselves to some Mentos and Coke. I accidentally dropped a few of Das Freshmakers into the cola…and oh… you wouldn’t believe what happens! It’s a good thing one of my friends recorded all the foamy mayhem with her Blackberry. She will definitely upload it to youtube.com and, if we’re lucky, she’ll embed a bunch of really clever captions and popups into the video. That’s hot!
So we’re all just sitting around… doing Sudoku puzzles, talking about The DiVinci Code, reading passages from The Secret, and contemplating the benefits of Botox when we realized, OMFG it’s almost 8pm! Should we watch The Osbournes or that Fat Actress show with Kirstie Alley? Thank god for Tivo, right? Oh, and The Bachlorette! The final rose ceremony is tomorrow night and that sucks because I will be at the Ashlee Simpson “concert” tomorrow night. Good thing I can set my DVR right from my iPhone. Yeah, there’s an app for that. There’s also an app that makes it look like my phone is a mug of beer and when I tilt the phone… it looks like… ahh… nevermind. When you see it in person, you will totally LOL.
Speaking of which, guess who found me on Facebook! My ex from highschool! We exchanged a few wall comments and one or two messages. We’re totally gonna hang out soon & catch up. ;) We don’t really Instant Message though. Sometimes the little green dot isn’t there. Maybe they’re lurking offline?? Nah. That’s a loser move.
Ex’s and Facebook. I don’t get it. If ya liked it, ya shoulda put a ring on it, ya know?
That video is awesome BTW. Waaay better than that Taylor Swift video. If I were at the VMA’s when that award was handed out, I totally would’ve said something. You know what else is weird about Facebook? When your old school teachers want you to call them by their first names. It’s awkward. Not quite as awkward as Father’s Day dinner at Mackenzie Phillips house but… awkward nonetheless. Maybe it’s more like when Rhianna and Chris Brown are watching TV together and the The Ike & Tina Turner Story comes on BET. Or when Michael Vick’s son comes up to him and says “Daddy, can we watch Old Yeller, please?”. Or when Britany Spears gets photographed by the PapaPaparazzi while driving on the highway with her infant on her lap, yall. Just kidding. She’s a great mom!
I kinda can’t believe it was the OTHER Britany that Heath Ledger’d herself this year. Her 32 year old heart gave out and she went down like a plane in The Hudson. And now her husband doesn’t even want an autopsy? “Leave Britany Alone” indeed.
Speaking of leaving people alone… Pat Obrien is a total perv! Where is that guy?! If I had to guess… he’s probably hanging out the PR nightmare spa with Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant and Michael Richards. On 2nd thought… Michael Richards definitely ain’t hangin’ out with Kobe and Tiger. That guy totally hates N_ggers.
So. How ‘bout that Y2K-bug, eh?! Very effective. That was about as real as Balloon Boy.
Sorry “two thousands” but….THIS IS IT.
Ya know, earlier today, I was looking at my top 10 friends on Myspace and I realized that I haven’t texted any of them in a while. So… I organized a quick FlashMob at a mall where we performed an elaborate dance routine set to “I Got A Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas, then we bought some miniskirts with leggings and some skinny jeans, and headed to a Starbucks to play Texas Hold ‘em Poker for a few hours. I totally have to blog about that! Good thing Starbucks is a WiFi HotSpot.
Then we hopped on our Razor Scooters and headed home to log onto my iMac to arrange some harmless romantic encounters on Craigslist and then maybe buy a few totally krunk ringtones and watch Napoleon Dynamite on HD-DVD. “Vote For Pedro”. Still funny! There is no way that I will get sick of that Tshirt the way I did with my “Frankie Says Relax” tshirt. That shirt was gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
After a while, we got hungry and we ordered some footlongs from Subway. Would ya believe those things only cost 5 dollars?! That place definitely shouldn’t be keeping THAT a secret. To wash it down, we had some Vanilla Coke. Man that Chazz Palminteri got old lookin’, eh? Wow. We burned off a few dozen calories playing Dance Dance Revolution so we treated ourselves to some Mentos and Coke. I accidentally dropped a few of Das Freshmakers into the cola…and oh… you wouldn’t believe what happens! It’s a good thing one of my friends recorded all the foamy mayhem with her Blackberry. She will definitely upload it to youtube.com and, if we’re lucky, she’ll embed a bunch of really clever captions and popups into the video. That’s hot!
So we’re all just sitting around… doing Sudoku puzzles, talking about The DiVinci Code, reading passages from The Secret, and contemplating the benefits of Botox when we realized, OMFG it’s almost 8pm! Should we watch The Osbournes or that Fat Actress show with Kirstie Alley? Thank god for Tivo, right? Oh, and The Bachlorette! The final rose ceremony is tomorrow night and that sucks because I will be at the Ashlee Simpson “concert” tomorrow night. Good thing I can set my DVR right from my iPhone. Yeah, there’s an app for that. There’s also an app that makes it look like my phone is a mug of beer and when I tilt the phone… it looks like… ahh… nevermind. When you see it in person, you will totally LOL.
Speaking of which, guess who found me on Facebook! My ex from highschool! We exchanged a few wall comments and one or two messages. We’re totally gonna hang out soon & catch up. ;) We don’t really Instant Message though. Sometimes the little green dot isn’t there. Maybe they’re lurking offline?? Nah. That’s a loser move.
Ex’s and Facebook. I don’t get it. If ya liked it, ya shoulda put a ring on it, ya know?
That video is awesome BTW. Waaay better than that Taylor Swift video. If I were at the VMA’s when that award was handed out, I totally would’ve said something. You know what else is weird about Facebook? When your old school teachers want you to call them by their first names. It’s awkward. Not quite as awkward as Father’s Day dinner at Mackenzie Phillips house but… awkward nonetheless. Maybe it’s more like when Rhianna and Chris Brown are watching TV together and the The Ike & Tina Turner Story comes on BET. Or when Michael Vick’s son comes up to him and says “Daddy, can we watch Old Yeller, please?”. Or when Britany Spears gets photographed by the PapaPaparazzi while driving on the highway with her infant on her lap, yall. Just kidding. She’s a great mom!
I kinda can’t believe it was the OTHER Britany that Heath Ledger’d herself this year. Her 32 year old heart gave out and she went down like a plane in The Hudson. And now her husband doesn’t even want an autopsy? “Leave Britany Alone” indeed.
Speaking of leaving people alone… Pat Obrien is a total perv! Where is that guy?! If I had to guess… he’s probably hanging out the PR nightmare spa with Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant and Michael Richards. On 2nd thought… Michael Richards definitely ain’t hangin’ out with Kobe and Tiger. That guy totally hates N_ggers.