Gettin sick and still cant sleep

[Snoogans]

Thanks to the wonderful holidays, AND MY IDIOT COUSIN WHO DECIDED EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE FLU, SHE WAS GONNA COME INTERACT WITH EVERYONE

So I feel like I have caught whatever she had. but instead of making me really tired and passing out, I cant sleep

[Ritalin]

do a couple of shots of Nyquil. If you're sick and you don't sleep then you're really going to be miserable.

[Tall_James]

Thanks to the wonderful holidays, AND MY IDIOT COUSIN WHO DECIDED EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE FLU, SHE WAS GONNA COME INTERACT WITH EVERYONE

So I feel like I have caught whatever she had. but instead of making me really tired and passing out, I cant sleep

You should shit in a padded envelope and send it to her. What a horrible human being that is to do that with the H1N1 going around.

You should also punch your Aunt in the throat for letting that thing come out of her.

[Snoogans]

You should shit in a padded envelope and send it to her. What a horrible human being that is to do that with the H1N1 going around.

You should also punch your Aunt in the throat for letting that thing come out of her.

that thing that came out of her lives about half hour from you. She is back home now. You better watch out

[Tall_James]

Give me an address. I'll throw a bee's nest through her bedroom window.

Tell me she lives in either Rhode Island or NH.

[Snoogans]

Give me an address. I'll throw a bee's nest through her bedroom window.

Tell me she lives in either Rhode Island or NH.

Manchester. I dont know exactly where but I know in Manchester

[Tall_James]

Fucking "Mill Rat", it figures.

She's an "Amoskag"!

[Snoogans]

Fucking "Mill Rat", it figures.

She's an "Amoskag"!

Its weird. She is actually part of my family thats from NJ. She moved up there for work. 3 others in my family have done the same. And then there is like 10 people from up there who have moved down here.

Fuckin bunch of drunks anyway

[Snoogans]

do a couple of shots of Nyquil. If you're sick and you don't sleep then you're really going to be miserable.

i took nyquil at 1030. Its not working. So now im having a Stella since it tastes better. Maybe the 2 combined will put me out til tomorrow

[Tall_James]

Fuckin bunch of drunks anyway

Screw 'em. The holidays blow.

[Snoogans]

Screw 'em. The holidays blow.

yea I really have always hated this time. even moreso now that I have to get presidents for all these fuckin little kids my aunts keep having. JESUS CHRIST, STOP HAVING BABIES

[Tall_James]

yea I really have always hated this time. even moreso now that I have to get presidents for all these fuckin little kids my aunts keep having. JESUS CHRIST, STOP HAVING BABIES

When I lived in Manchester, we used to say that all the women there were either ugly or pregnant.

[Fallon]

Quit kissing your cousins.

[underdog]

When I lived in Manchester, we used to say that all the women there were either ugly or pregnant.

My wife was neither ugly nor pregnant when I pulled her out of Manchester.

[Tall_James]

My wife was neither ugly nor pregnant when I pulled her out of Manchester.

Nice catch! You found the needle in the haystack! Good thing you got her out of there in time!

[underdog]

Nice catch! You found the needle in the haystack! Good thing you got her out of there in time!

Yeah, as soon as I found her, I ripped her out of that death hole.

I still cannot believe that both Manchester AND Nashua have been voted something like Best City in America several times in the last 2 decades. Those places are fucking shitholes.

[Snoogans]

Nice catch! You found the needle in the haystack! Good thing you got her out of there in time!

he forgot to mention the herpes thing though

[Tall_James]

he forgot to mention the herpes thing though

The Amoskeag River that runs through that town is filled with Herpes and empty crack vials.

[Tall_James]

What's the last thing a deer sees as it hits the Manchester city limits?




http://asset.soup.io/asset/0592/4117_08d1.gif

[underdog]

The Amoskeag River that runs through that town is filled with Herpes and empty crack vials.

haha

My wife is from the west side, pretty close to that awful "river".

[opie's twisted balls]

Go for a smokin hot (I mean as hot as you can possibly manage without your skin coming off), down a fist (at least 5oz) of rum and then head straight to bed. I guarantee you'll sleep and feel better tomorrow.

Oh, and tell Typhoid Mary to stay the fuck home when she's sick. People who go to work, school, functions when they have the cold/flu should be shot with a ball of their own shit.

[FUNKMAN]

could be you're just getting old kid... not that I would know - Lol

feel better!

[Snoogans]

could be you're just getting old kid... not that I would know - Lol

feel better!

oh man FUNK, its good to see you bro. Been awhile

[FUNKMAN]

oh man FUNK, its good to see you bro. Been awhile

thanks Snoogs... likewise

[RoseBlood]

You should've gotten the flu shot ya bum.

[Tall_James]

You should've gotten the flu shot ya bum.

She speaks the truth.

At the very least, you should have laced your weed with Vitamin C.

[Snoogans]

She speaks the truth.

At the very least, you should have laced your weed with Vitamin C.

i live in a place far too densly populated. Im young and strong enough to handle the flu. We ran out of them, and usually do, as it is. I would feel like kinda a douche if some old person or little kid got really sick or died from the flu cause there was no flu shots left and I had bought one

[Tall_James]

I would feel like kinda a douche if some old person or little kid got really sick or died from the flu cause there was no flu shots left and I had bought one

Commendable. However, you should have filled a bucket with Clorox and dumped it on your cousin's head at the first sign of a sniffle.

[Snoogans]

Commendable. However, you should have filled a bucket with Clorox and dumped it on your cousin's head at the first sign of a sniffle.

indeed. trust me she has heard about it. Last time i checked around, there are 4 others who were at the party that she made sick as well

[RoseBlood]

There were/are flu vaccine clinics offered by the DOHMH all over, unfortunately those that would benefit from such services (young, old, indigent) were not fully aware.

[Snoogans]

There were/are flu vaccine clinics offered by the DOHMH all over, unfortunately those that would benefit from such services (young, old, indigent) were not fully aware.

in NY maybe. North Jersey runs out fast

[RoseBlood]

in NY maybe. North Jersey runs out fast

Damn.. poor people get all the advantages!

[Snoogans]

still cant sleep. the last 2 days, with the flu, ive slept a total of 11 hours and I still cant fuckin sleep

[FUNKMAN]

still cant sleep. the last 2 days, with the flu, ive slept a total of 11 hours and I still cant fuckin sleep

that's my usual amount of sleep when not sick... not too shabby! did u try tylenol pm or something similar?

[Snoogans]

that's my usual amount of sleep when not sick... not too shabby! did u try tylenol pm or something similar?

nyquil, rum, beer, and 2 of the 3 together

[FUNKMAN]

nyquil, rum, beer, and 2 of the 3 together

what keeps u up, cough, runny nose?

[Snoogans]

what keeps u up, cough, runny nose?

no. my back really hurts. Its bad as it is so with the body ache i just cant get comfortable

[FUNKMAN]

no. my back really hurts. Its bad as it is so with the body ache i just cant get comfortable

okay... ever wear one of them stretch backsupport belts with the velcro pad to lock it on? they help when I shovel snow?

[Snoogans]

okay... ever wear one of them stretch backsupport belts with the velcro pad to lock it on? they help when I shovel snow?

i try alot of shit. I manage but ill need surgery eventually