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danlaroe
12-26-2009, 02:18 PM
have you heard this guy talk on espn. what a lispy ass. they must have to wipe him down at every commercial. i could not imagine him still coaching and spitting like that. i hope to hear him in one of the character contests.

epo
12-26-2009, 02:27 PM
I believe he's actually retarded.

SatCam
12-26-2009, 02:48 PM
He's no Ralph Kiner

GregoryJoseph
12-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Or Dick Clark...

KnoxHarrington
12-26-2009, 03:08 PM
The only reason to watch the garbage college football show he's on on ESPN is to be there when Mark May finally decides to punch him in the face. Because you know he wants to.

STC-Dub
12-26-2009, 03:38 PM
I wonder if he bring his championship trophy to work like he does when he visits radio shows?

Kevin
12-26-2009, 03:58 PM
I believe he's actually retarded.

Well his prediction of Notre Dame Florida National Championship game sure came true..

danlaroe
12-26-2009, 04:02 PM
Well his prediction of Notre Dame Florida National Championship game sure came true..

he said that? he should have been put down

Ritalin
12-26-2009, 04:22 PM
I'm waiting for his teeth to just fly out of his head and hit the camera.

Snoogans
12-26-2009, 04:25 PM
he already had one. I think like 6-8 months ago. He is actually doin pretty good it seems. Same with Corso. They both seemed to bounce back better than Dick Clark

Ritalin
12-26-2009, 04:26 PM
he already had one. I think like 6-8 months ago. He is actually doin pretty good it seems. Same with Corso. They both seemed to bounce back better than Dick Clark

Way to bring the thread down, Senor Literal.

epo
12-26-2009, 04:27 PM
he already had one. I think like 6-8 months ago. He is actually doin pretty good it seems. Same with Corso. They both seemed to bounce back better than Dick Clark

Shut up. You know that Lou Holtz is retarded.

danlaroe
12-26-2009, 04:29 PM
and somehow he'll outlive urban meyer. the man is a drooling mess. its like listening to my grandfather 3 months before he died. not what i need from my college football updates

Snoogans
12-26-2009, 04:30 PM
Way to bring the thread down, Senor Literal.

i thought the guy really didnt know. How the fuck was i supposed to know he was settin up a bit?


Shut up. You know that Lou Holtz is retarded.

i never denied that he was. But he still had a stroke. Just cause someone is retarded doesnt mean they cant have a stroke

ozzie
12-26-2009, 04:30 PM
http://ymswwc.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/holtz-paper.jpg

NEVER FORGET!

Snoogans
12-26-2009, 04:31 PM
and somehow he'll outlive urban meyer. the man is a drooling mess. its like listening to my grandfather 3 months before he died. not what i need from my college football updates

YO

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND

danlaroe
12-26-2009, 04:36 PM
i didnt know he did and i didnt really care..how would you tell if a retard had a stroke? they are only super strong on one side?

danlaroe
12-26-2009, 04:37 PM
YO

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND

were not friends...........................yet

Snoogans
12-26-2009, 04:42 PM
were not friends...........................yet

its a lee corso line dammit

DONT ANY OF YOU FUCKS WATCH GAMEDAY. THE GREATEST SHOW EVER

even epo loves it, though i think just cause Desmond Howard is on now.....lookin fly

Kevin
12-26-2009, 04:43 PM
he said that? he should have been put down

Yep.

danlaroe
12-26-2009, 04:54 PM
its a lee corso line dammit

DONT ANY OF YOU FUCKS WATCH GAMEDAY. THE GREATEST SHOW EVER

even epo loves it, though i think just cause Desmond Howard is on now.....lookin fly

no one looked flyer than neon deion yesterday during the chargers/ titans game. i watch gameday just to try to read the naughty signs in the background. the south carolina kids are hilarious

danlaroe
01-01-2010, 04:34 PM
ole strokey is on right now. tune in and let the comedy fly

Ogre
01-01-2010, 10:40 PM
he said that? he should have been put down

Here it is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw5JmGCKNLY)

August 22, 2009.

Elmer Fudd declares Notre Dame front runner for National Championship.

epo
01-01-2010, 10:48 PM
Here it is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw5JmGCKNLY)

August 22, 2009.

Elmer Fudd declares Notre Dame front runner for National Championship.

That is so amazingly retarded:

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Thanks Ogre!

KnoxHarrington
01-01-2010, 10:55 PM
That is so amazingly retarded:

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw5JmGCKNLY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw5JmGCKNLY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

Thanks Ogre!

The only way that makes any sense at all is that the BCS does seem set up to cut Notre Dame a break if possible, so that if they'd finished 10-1 or 11-0 and the major conferences did not produce more than one clear-cut national championship contender, they'd get in there.

But if he seriously thought Notre Dame could do that, that sounds like early onset dementia.

epo
01-02-2010, 08:00 AM
The only way that makes any sense at all is that the BCS does seem set up to cut Notre Dame a break if possible, so that if they'd finished 10-1 or 11-0 and the major conferences did not produce more than one clear-cut national championship contender, they'd get in there.

But if he seriously thought Notre Dame could do that, that sounds like early onset dementia.

He definitely ate lead-based paint chips as a child.

Mitch&Murray
01-02-2010, 09:35 AM
Nothing would please me more than to see Lou Holtz die
perhaps on air


a bit strong I know

Snoogans
01-02-2010, 09:42 AM
Nothing would please me more than to see Lou Holtz die
perhaps on air


a bit strong I know

i have him and corso in my death pool

sully1721
01-05-2010, 08:53 AM
:clap:That is so amazingly retarded:

<object width="560" hround at the endeight="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw5JmGCKNLY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cw5JmGCKNLY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

Thanks Ogre!

The best thing about that clip is the guy laughing at retarded lou in the back.
Thank god I searched lou holts talks like he has a dick in his mouth and found you guys! I hate this m-fer!!! Why the hell does ESPN pay this dope? Is it strictly for comedic value? He's going to kill a camera man with a flying canine tooth. I love Ron and Fez too..Used to listen in D.C before they moved to FL. Glad to find this site. Thanks Lou holts and remeber to spit it behind the couch. "Fez is gay!"

Snoogans
01-05-2010, 10:30 AM
man he was so close to being right too