View Full Version : I fear my dog is turning into a faggot
lleeder
12-22-2009, 12:28 PM
He just squatted to pee rather than lift his leg.
ToiletCrusher
12-22-2009, 12:29 PM
Once the squatting starts, it can't be stopped.
RhinoinMN
12-22-2009, 12:30 PM
He just squatted to pee rather than lift his leg.
Just getting arthritic. Nothing to worry about.
WampusCrandle
12-22-2009, 12:30 PM
He just squatted to pee rather than lift his leg.
my understanding is that dogs emulate their owners ...... i think you have some explaining to do.
RhinoinMN
12-22-2009, 12:31 PM
my understanding is that dogs emulate their owners ...... i think you have some explaining to do.
fruit basket pissing. Sounds hot!
JerseyRich
12-22-2009, 12:31 PM
Does he start crying and run into the house when it starts to get dark outside?
RhinoinMN
12-22-2009, 12:32 PM
Does he start crying and run into the house when it starts to get dark outside?
I see what you are trying to say, but it looks like his dog isn't pee shy.
Odd, the dog I had growing up was female and would hump legs constantly..
lleeder
12-22-2009, 12:34 PM
Odd, the dog I had growing up was female and would hump legs constantly..
Did she have a big clit? cause that might have been a cock
JerseyRich
12-22-2009, 12:34 PM
Odd, the dog I had growing up was female and would hump legs constantly..
I had female rabbits that did the same thing...It's just a dominance thing.
Lleeder: Does your dog watch football but watch Dancing with the Stars during the commercial breaks?
Aggie
12-22-2009, 12:34 PM
Odd, the dog I had growing up was female and would hump legs constantly..
dyke
JerseyRich
12-22-2009, 12:37 PM
How is your Dog's Fascist Leader impersonation?
Did she have a big clit? cause that might have been a cock
:lol:
I had female rabbits that did the same thing...It's just a dominance thing.
Hmm interesting...
dyke
:lol:
dino_electropolis
12-22-2009, 12:52 PM
you may not want to hear this, but its time to put him down.
Dont be selfish. There's the dog's dignity to consider as well.
underdog
12-22-2009, 02:23 PM
Does you dog watch wrestling instead of football?
tele7
12-22-2009, 02:50 PM
Does his dick taste bitter?
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070405/dvdreviews/larrysandersshow_l.jpg
jauble
12-22-2009, 06:07 PM
Too easy to pick on lleeder on this one. Take care of the pooch.
Death Metal Moe
12-22-2009, 07:02 PM
The only reason you used the word "faggot" in the title was to try and offend Fez and you know it.
underdog
12-22-2009, 07:45 PM
The only reason you used the word "faggot" in the title was to try and offend Fez and you know it.
Just like Gvac.
TripleSkeet
12-22-2009, 07:47 PM
my understanding is that dogs emulate their owners ...... i think you have some explaining to do.
Damn. I was too late again.
RhinoinMN
12-22-2009, 08:04 PM
my understanding is that dogs emulate their owners ...... i think you have some explaining to do.
His dog pisses Fez off and puts Ron in awkward situations?
topless_mike
12-23-2009, 09:07 AM
i sit to take a leak, does that make me gay too?
opie's twisted balls
12-23-2009, 09:31 AM
Did your dog also ask for a pink camera?
Does your dog look like this?
http://i48.tinypic.com/16201tt.jpg
If so maybe send him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary
http://i46.tinypic.com/vg74t3.jpg
lleeder
12-23-2009, 12:27 PM
i sit to take a leak, does that make me gay too?
yes.
i sit to take a leak, does that make me gay too?
bet that looks odd when using the urinal...
fezident
12-23-2009, 05:21 PM
What are the odds?
I saw a dog wearing a wig take a squat-piss today. Had no idea that he was yours.
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