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ToiletCrusher
12-21-2009, 05:16 PM
Always been a fan of:

"Here's a penny. Go buy yourself a life and bring me my change."
mikeyboy
12-21-2009, 05:20 PM
sailor
RhinoinMN
12-21-2009, 05:23 PM
"The best part of you ran down your momma's leg"
hammersavage
12-21-2009, 05:23 PM
sailor

lock it up.

now let's all make like a tree, and leave
TooLowBrow
12-21-2009, 05:25 PM
(best worst comeback)

"i fucked your mom"

"yeah, well shes dead"

when shes not
TheGameHHH
12-21-2009, 05:30 PM
lock it up.

now let's all make like a tree, and leave

its make like a tree and get outta here
Ritalin
12-21-2009, 05:43 PM
Let's make like Lleeder and be awkward.
sr71blackbird
12-21-2009, 05:50 PM
When a girl tells you your dick feels better than the last guy she was with and how his dick was so huge it hurt her. How yours doesn't cause her any discomfort at all.

Thanks.....
underdog
12-21-2009, 05:51 PM
bunda gorda
beer_man
12-21-2009, 05:57 PM
I came home like I left her
freshly fucked
Marc with a c
12-21-2009, 06:15 PM
i had sex with your wife.
RhinoinMN
12-21-2009, 06:16 PM
i had sex with your wife.

jerk store!
Suspect Chin
12-21-2009, 07:23 PM
i had sex with your wife.

Not in those words.
weekapaugjz
12-21-2009, 07:28 PM
i can smell your cunt from here.
sr71blackbird
12-21-2009, 07:32 PM
She must was her vagina with a dirtier vagina
Dude!
12-21-2009, 07:39 PM
She must was her vagina with a dirtier vagina

yeah, that's a real snappy insult
TooLowBrow
12-21-2009, 07:49 PM
Your face is a dick joke that writes itself.
spoon
12-21-2009, 07:51 PM
sailor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Mikey did it to himself by not only getting involved with twitter, but nominating GAZ!!

Anything to fit in right brother! For fuck's sake Mikey. Gaz.
PapaBear
12-21-2009, 07:58 PM
You're not very good at the things that you do.
Marc with a c
12-21-2009, 07:59 PM
you play ball like a girl.
Furtherman
12-21-2009, 08:02 PM
Jessica Simpson Sextape.
spoon
12-21-2009, 08:12 PM
you play ball like a girl.

Noooo, he throws like a discuss champ!
jauble
12-21-2009, 08:16 PM
I wouldn't fuck her in an awful threesome with Doug.
JohnCharles
12-21-2009, 08:17 PM
"I bet you live in Pittsburgh"
spoon
12-21-2009, 08:19 PM
"I bet you live in Pittsburgh"

West Virginia asshole.
JohnCharles
12-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Mahwah!!
sailor
12-21-2009, 08:23 PM
combine two bad ones and you get:

if i wanted to hear from you, i'd have farted.
jauble
12-21-2009, 08:25 PM
Changed my vote....going with sailor.
JohnCharles
12-21-2009, 08:27 PM
But he has such nice hats.
sr71blackbird
12-22-2009, 05:04 AM
Close your legs: your breath smells.
ANC
12-22-2009, 05:11 AM
Jim Norton to a feminist: "Bake a pie, broad"
sailor
12-22-2009, 05:43 AM
Changed my vote....going with sailor.

the intent was for it to be bad, no?
sr71blackbird
12-22-2009, 11:06 AM
When was the last time you were in the same room with a bar of soap?
sr71blackbird
12-22-2009, 11:06 AM
You smell like an anchovis cunt!
jauble
12-22-2009, 06:04 PM
the intent was for it to be bad, no?

I once again change my vote to the post above this one.