Tableside fresh grated parmesan cheese

[TooLowBrow]

On par with fresh ground pepper, fresh grated parmesan cheese, is a must have at an italian restaurant

[monkfish]

Better than pepper. I take full advantage of this when offered (love me some cheese.)

[JerseyRich]

On par with fresh ground pepper, fresh grated parmesan cheese, is a must have at an italian restaurant

Sometimes. If your shit is already cheesey enough, then no.

[RhinoinMN]

Smells like the underside of my toenail but I love it.

[GregoryJoseph]

You know my stance on cheese.

[RhinoinMN]

You know my stance on cheese.

One leg?

[PapaBear]

You know my stance on cheese.
Stop standing on our cheese. Your feet are filthy.

[GregoryJoseph]

Stop standing on our cheese. Your feet are filthy.

It could only improve the smell.

And taste.

[mikeyboy]

If they offered to spoon it directly into my mouth at an Italian restaurant, I would let them.

[weekapaugjz]

If they offered to spoon it directly into my mouth at an Italian restaurant, I would let them.

baby bird?

[RhinoinMN]

baby bird?

I was thinking more like the airplane trick.

[TooLowBrow]

this thread is like the crowe nest party

'peppermills' is jon's party


boo peppermills!:thumbdown:

[GregoryJoseph]

this thread is like the crowe nest party

'peppermills' is jon's party


boo peppermills!:thumbdown:

HAHAHA!!!

[JerseyRich]

this thread is like the crowe nest party

'peppermills' is jon's party


boo peppermills!:thumbdown:

Fuck you!

Everyone leaves the cheese party to really have a good time with the Peppermill.

[RhinoinMN]

Fuck you!

Everyone leaves the cheese party to really have a good time with the Peppermill.

Oh go carry around a big plastic bag full of peppercorns.

[weekapaugjz]

this thread is like the crowe nest party

'peppermills' is jon's party


boo peppermills!:thumbdown:

but, but...

what if i want cheese and pepper? why can't i just have both!?!

[TooLowBrow]

Fuck you!

Everyone leaves the cheese party to really have a good time with the Peppermill.

i like pepper but i dont want to drop $35 on a peppermill

[JerseyRich]

Does cheese make your enemy sneeze when blown in his face? I think not! Fresh ground pepper is my weapon of choice!

[weekapaugjz]

Fuck you!

Everyone leaves the cheese party to really have a good time with the Peppermill.

you think we could play hide the peppermill?

[JerseyRich]

i like pepper but i dont want to drop $35 on a peppermill

You can just go Buffalo style like weeka. He is a simple man with simple pleasures.

[mikeyboy]

Does cheese make your enemy sneeze when blown in his face? I think not! Fresh ground pepper is my weapon of choice!

You might have a point. Cheese spray isn't going to stop a rape.

[TooLowBrow]

You might have a point. Cheese spray isn't going to stop a rape.

thank god for that

i feel so bad for the guy with pepper in his eyes

cheese wins again

[GregoryJoseph]

You might have a point. Cheese spray isn't going to stop a rape.

See the "Peppermills" thread.

Or just CLICK HERE. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2631471&postcount=20)

[mikeyboy]

See the "Peppermills" thread.

Or just CLICK HERE. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2631471&postcount=20)

I just read that. It's frightening how we alike we are yet so different.

[GregoryJoseph]

I just read that. It's frightening how we alike we are yet so different.

Frightening...or comforting?

[weekapaugjz]

I just read that. It's frightening how we alike we are yet so different.

Frightening...or comforting?

why don't you two just fuck and get it over with

[mikeyboy]

Frightening...or comforting?

I'm cautious in answering since you know my address.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm cautious in answering since you know my address.

You know mine as well...

[~Katja~]

Does cheese make your enemy sneeze when blown in his face? I think not! Fresh ground pepper is my weapon of choice!
have you ever eaten Harzer and blown into someones face?
I think not!

[biggirl]

Sometimes. If your shit is already cheesey enough, then no.

there is nothing that is ever cheesy enough. My kid eats parmesan cheese plain...that's kinda gross.

[~Katja~]

You might have a point. Cheese spray isn't going to stop a rape.
but dick cheese is

[jauble]

I dont know, spray cheese might just be weird enough to stop an assault of some sort.

[mikeyboy]

but dick cheese is

I'm trying to work out the scenarios in my head, but I'm pretty sure it won't.

[~Katja~]

I'm trying to work out the scenarios in my head, but I'm pretty sure it won't.
and you have many $2 porn scenarios stored in your memory

[mikeyboy]

and you have many $2 porn scenarios stored in your memory

Don't obfuscate. Unless you're trying to prevent someone from blowing you, I don't think dick cheese can be used as a weapon.

[weekapaugjz]

Don't obfuscate. Unless you're trying to prevent someone from blowing you, I don't think dick cheese can be used as a weapon.

i'm sure you could use some type of variation of this move:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/71/47/74/19135766.jpeg

[~Katja~]

Don't obfuscate. Unless you're trying to prevent someone from blowing you, I don't think dick cheese can be used as a weapon.
were we not talking gay rape? I figured that was the only rape discussed on this site.

[TooLowBrow]

i think a ripe vaginal cheese might scare a guy off

[~Katja~]

eeew. I don't even want to imagine.

[TooLowBrow]

some girls are like a cheese shop

lots of varieties and sometimes they have a rare cheese

you can smell a cheese shop from a block away

[jauble]

some girls are like a cheese shop

lots of varieties and sometimes they have a rare cheese

you can smell a cheese shop from a block away

What are you doing in your spare time friend?

[JerseyRich]

What are you doing in your spare time friend?

Raping everyone in the cheese shop obviously.

[opie's twisted balls]

i like pepper but i dont want to drop $35 on a peppermill
savage

Does cheese make your enemy sneeze when blown in his face? I think not! Fresh ground pepper is my weapon of choice!
I could stop a fully armed platoon with a well aged munster


i think a ripe vaginal cheese might scare a guy off
its the vaginal yeasts that scare the poop out of me