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The Blowhard
01-24-2002, 09:52 PM
Serial kisser nabbed after year-long spree
TORONTO (Reuters) - A 35-year-old New Jersey man, accused of planting hugs and kisses on unsuspecting pedestrians, will likely face a slew of sexual assault charges, police say.
Police said the man had scuttled about the city over the past year striking up conversations with people on the street. The man, whom police described as well-dressed, allegedly directed his unwanted affection toward women and young boys.
He allegedly complimented people, offered a handshake and would then pull them in and plop a kiss on their lips while enfolding them in a bear hug.
"We see all kinds but this type of behaviour is very strange," Detective Sergeant Dave Perry said. "I don't know why he was doing this."
The law finally caught up with the man, dubbed the "crazy kisser" by the media, after he hugged a woman who called the police before he left the area.
"There's no doubt in my mind that we'll be laying many, many more charges against him," Perry said.
The suspect appeared in court on Thursday and faces up to nine charges of sexual assault over the incidents which began in November, 2001.
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Excomunicated Reeshy
01-24-2002, 09:56 PM
Oh my. oh my!!!
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MANdrew
01-24-2002, 09:59 PM
can you get an internet connection in prison?
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IkeaBoy
01-24-2002, 10:11 PM
Georgy Porgy will be sentenced next week.
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Captain Rooster
01-25-2002, 02:33 AM
"I don't know why he was doing this."
Gvac does it all the nookie..the what?..THE NOOKIE!
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erinmoran
01-25-2002, 02:42 AM
....plop a kiss on their lips while enfolding them in a bear hug.
I cant wait to get one of those when i meet him....LOL!!!
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GvacNoMore
01-25-2002, 04:28 AM
I kiss because I love...is that so wrong? I'm a hopeless romantic who loves women, and they want to imprison me.
It's a world gone mad, I tell you!
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wilee
01-25-2002, 06:16 AM
Watch your mail everyone, we will all be getting subpoenas to testify as character witnesses!
Yes, your honor. He is a character.
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TheGameHHH
01-25-2002, 08:02 AM
Gvac, were you planting kisses on guys as well as girls?
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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IkeaBoy
01-25-2002, 10:21 AM
he was caught when he kissed a cop over at 34th and Vine
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GvacNoMore
01-25-2002, 10:40 AM
Gvac, were you planting kisses on guys as well as girls?
My love is boundless, Triple H! I am not bound by silly ideals of machismo and manliness! All will feel the warmth and love of Gvac in due time!
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Icebox
01-25-2002, 10:46 AM
All will feel the warmth and love of Gvac in due time!
Gvac I'm sure you're a great guy....but NO!!! If you are going to spread your love to the all world, then make sure to brush your teeth everyday.
Icebox
01-25-2002, 10:46 AM
This message was edited by Icebox on 1-25-02 @ 2:47 PM
Sheeplovr
01-25-2002, 11:23 AM
Since when was it illegal to do this
It just sounded lie he was spreadding the love
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Zipgun
01-25-2002, 01:44 PM
I have some of Gvac's love.
I keep it in a ziplock baggie.
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Captain Rooster
01-25-2002, 02:00 PM
he never forgets the reach around ;)
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Jennitalia
01-25-2002, 02:09 PM
i've had all 2 inches of gvac's love ;)
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GvacNoMore
01-25-2002, 02:11 PM
Oh, so that's why you said I was "Twice as nice", huh Jenni? ;)
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Captain Rooster
01-25-2002, 05:08 PM
i've had all 2 inches of gvac's love
And that was just the genital wart! ;)
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Christy
01-25-2002, 05:41 PM
then make sure to brush your teeth everyday.
He does brush his teeth, he brushed his teeth while we were talking on the phone ... rude, and rude! LOL
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