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topless_mike
12-15-2009, 05:36 PM
I just walked upstairs and into my room to grab me a cigar and found my mother topless, trying on one of my wife's shirts.
My eyes hurt, and I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Ugh. I think I'm going to go lay down for a bit.
Kevin
12-15-2009, 05:37 PM
I just walked upstairs and into my room to grab me a cigar and found my mother topless, trying on one of my wife's shirts.
My eyes hurt, and I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Ugh. I think I'm going to go lay down for a bit.

Topless Mike's Mom..

Hot.
weekapaugjz
12-15-2009, 05:38 PM
Topless Mike's Mom..

Hot.

too bad you weren't there to show her what the situation was.
jauble
12-15-2009, 05:38 PM
oof

I bet that'll make you cut back on the cigars.
biggirl
12-15-2009, 05:39 PM
I just walked upstairs and into my room to grab me a cigar and found my mother topless, trying on one of my wife's shirts.
My eyes hurt, and I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Ugh. I think I'm going to go lay down for a bit.

you must feel guilty....it's just your mom. it's just skin...jeez.:tongue:
Marc with a c
12-15-2009, 05:39 PM
did she have large areola's
Furtherman
12-15-2009, 06:08 PM
This is why I always walk around banging pots and pans.
opie's twisted balls
12-15-2009, 06:09 PM
http://www.allenskillicorn.com/manymanyphotos/misc/useless%20without%20pics.jpg
epo
12-15-2009, 06:12 PM
I just walked upstairs and into my room to grab me a cigar and found my mother topless, trying on one of my wife's shirts.
My eyes hurt, and I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Ugh. I think I'm going to go lay down for a bit.

Laying down to run a batch?

Classy move.
weekapaugjz
12-15-2009, 06:17 PM
???

http://www.linkognito.com/images/03-22-07/why.gif
Death Metal Moe
12-15-2009, 06:21 PM
Dude, your mom has breasts, get over it. Women tend to have them, it's an epidemic.

You didn't do anything wrong, it was an accident, so just get past it. I think your reaction to this is a bit overblown, and possibly telling...
jauble
12-15-2009, 06:24 PM
Dude, your mom has breasts, get over it. Women tend to have them, it's an epidemic.

You didn't do anything wrong, it was an accident, so just get past it. I think your reaction to this is a bit overblown, and possibly telling...

I don't know mike's mom but accidental boobs on an older woman is weird. It is even weird in a medical situation.
Marc with a c
12-15-2009, 06:28 PM
This is why I always walk around banging pots and pans.

and if anybody asks you for a favor you can say "sorry got these pots and pans"
Dude!
12-15-2009, 06:30 PM
???

http://www.linkognito.com/images/03-22-07/why.gif


is that a shark's tooth?
weekapaugjz
12-15-2009, 06:34 PM
is that a shark's tooth?

i thought you'd know. it was in the set of pics you PM'd me the other night.
JohnCharles
12-15-2009, 06:37 PM
That guy (I think it's a guy) probably had breast cancer.
SinA
12-15-2009, 06:39 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4048/4188696215_8aefdbb318_o.gif
Dude!
12-15-2009, 06:41 PM
That guy (I think it's a guy) probably had breast cancer.

i never knew breast cancer
produced red welts, zits and boils
razorboy
12-15-2009, 06:42 PM
i never knew breast cancer
produced red welts, zits and boils

Starting to worry?
JohnCharles
12-15-2009, 06:46 PM
i never knew breast cancer
produced red welts, zits and boils

It should.

Great way to diagnose if it did.
Death Metal Moe
12-15-2009, 06:57 PM
I don't know mike's mom but accidental boobs on an older woman is weird. It is even weird in a medical situation.

I agree it's not ultimately comfortable since Americans are so uptight about nudity, but it's certainly nothing to get burning eyes about.
Sinestro
12-15-2009, 06:59 PM
Get back at her and show her your junk. I bet she hasn't seen it for awhile.
jauble
12-15-2009, 07:06 PM
I agree it's not ultimately comfortable since Americans are so uptight about nudity, but it's certainly nothing to get burning eyes about.

I don't know if mine was about being uptight, mine was a medical thing. I am just going with my experiences.
Annie Waits
12-15-2009, 07:09 PM
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH ha sorry i really just wanted to post this picture again, it's so disgustingly funny


???

http://www.linkognito.com/images/03-22-07/why.gif
Zipgun
12-15-2009, 07:10 PM
She saw your dick when it was tiny and hairless and didn't go making a big deal about it on a message board.



She even saw you naked as a baby as well.
A.J.
12-16-2009, 03:30 AM
This is why I always walk around banging pots and pans.

I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F08/110.jpg
CountryBob
12-16-2009, 04:21 AM
I know where you are coming from - I caught my step mom completely naked bending down in the floor when I was 13. I dont know which was worse - the giant bush that she had or the tingling feeling that I got when I saw it