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lleeder
12-14-2009, 11:54 AM
Alot of products make things seem more dire then necessary so you'll buy what they're trying to sell you. This new one though has me really scared.

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TheMojoPin
12-14-2009, 11:57 AM
Watch how pissed this family is because mom just poured their spaghetti down the drain:

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JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:04 PM
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EliSnow
12-14-2009, 12:14 PM
Everything is overexaggerated these days, from commercials, politics, news shows, the news. Hyperbole is used so freaking often that no one has a sense of perspective anymore. It's why Obama is called a socialist, or Bush a Nazi, or why Hitler has to be used an analogy for every perceived wrong in the world.

TheMojoPin
12-14-2009, 12:16 PM
Thanks a lot, Katja.

JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:17 PM
Way to hitler this thread up, EliHitler.

JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 12:19 PM
Mahwah is so much better than your pussy city.

Stop being such a pussy!

*exaggerated*

lleeder
12-14-2009, 12:20 PM
Everything is overexaggerated these days, from commercials, politics, news shows, the news. Hyperbole is used so freaking often that no one has a sense of perspective anymore. It's why Obama is called a socialist, or Bush a Nazi, or why Hitler has to be used an analogy for every perceived wrong in the world.

Nicely done Roger Meyers Jr.

Freitag
12-14-2009, 12:22 PM
overexaggerated commercial claims



"It's top-secret 3D Camera technology that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND."

JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 12:24 PM
"It's top-secret 3D Camera technology that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND."

Fuck James Cameron!













*if you were there, your mind would have been blown*

JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:25 PM
Fuck James Cameron!













*if you were there, you would have been blown*


hot.

underdog
12-14-2009, 12:27 PM
drink special is $35 for all you can drink Top Shelf from 9pm-12am.
.

TheMojoPin
12-15-2009, 09:39 AM
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DAMN THESE GAPS AND HOLES!

JohnCharles
12-15-2009, 09:41 AM
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DAMN THESE GAPS AND HOLES!

It also doubles as a bib for when Red Lobster runs out.

A.J.
12-15-2009, 09:46 AM
I'm betting Snoogans will mention the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85004&highlight=cubes)

mikeyboy
12-15-2009, 09:48 AM
*if you were there, your mind would have been blown*

"mind"

heh

lleeder
01-04-2010, 10:09 AM
Hey this is my thread on the matter.

Melk
01-04-2010, 03:15 PM
I'm betting Snoogans will mention the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85004&highlight=cubes)
The Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express is the greatest As Seen on TV item of all time.
"[...] there was pop and a rush of juices. It was delicious."

Come on! Someone has a secret!