View Full Version : overexaggerated commercial claims
lleeder
12-14-2009, 11:54 AM
Alot of products make things seem more dire then necessary so you'll buy what they're trying to sell you. This new one though has me really scared.
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TheMojoPin
12-14-2009, 11:57 AM
Watch how pissed this family is because mom just poured their spaghetti down the drain:
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JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:04 PM
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EliSnow
12-14-2009, 12:14 PM
Everything is overexaggerated these days, from commercials, politics, news shows, the news. Hyperbole is used so freaking often that no one has a sense of perspective anymore. It's why Obama is called a socialist, or Bush a Nazi, or why Hitler has to be used an analogy for every perceived wrong in the world.
TheMojoPin
12-14-2009, 12:16 PM
Thanks a lot, Katja.
JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:17 PM
Way to hitler this thread up, EliHitler.
JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 12:19 PM
Mahwah is so much better than your pussy city.
Stop being such a pussy!
*exaggerated*
lleeder
12-14-2009, 12:20 PM
Everything is overexaggerated these days, from commercials, politics, news shows, the news. Hyperbole is used so freaking often that no one has a sense of perspective anymore. It's why Obama is called a socialist, or Bush a Nazi, or why Hitler has to be used an analogy for every perceived wrong in the world.
Nicely done Roger Meyers Jr.
Freitag
12-14-2009, 12:22 PM
overexaggerated commercial claims
"It's top-secret 3D Camera technology that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND."
JerseyRich
12-14-2009, 12:24 PM
"It's top-secret 3D Camera technology that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND."
Fuck James Cameron!
*if you were there, your mind would have been blown*
JohnCharles
12-14-2009, 12:25 PM
Fuck James Cameron!
*if you were there, you would have been blown*
hot.
underdog
12-14-2009, 12:27 PM
drink special is $35 for all you can drink Top Shelf from 9pm-12am.
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TheMojoPin
12-15-2009, 09:39 AM
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DAMN THESE GAPS AND HOLES!
JohnCharles
12-15-2009, 09:41 AM
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DAMN THESE GAPS AND HOLES!
It also doubles as a bib for when Red Lobster runs out.
I'm betting Snoogans will mention the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85004&highlight=cubes)
mikeyboy
12-15-2009, 09:48 AM
*if you were there, your mind would have been blown*
"mind"
heh
lleeder
01-04-2010, 10:09 AM
Hey this is my thread on the matter.
I'm betting Snoogans will mention the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85004&highlight=cubes)
The Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express is the greatest As Seen on TV item of all time.
"[...] there was pop and a rush of juices. It was delicious."
Come on! Someone has a secret!
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