How often do you wash your pants? [Archive]

DarkHippie

11-12-2006, 05:43 PM

I hate to wash my jeans because they shrink while my fat ass continues to grow.  Eventually the two shall no longer meet.  I usually wash mine every couple of weeks or when they start to stink.  I am a filthy man.How often do you wash yours?

Death Metal Moe

11-12-2006, 05:46 PM

I try to wear the same pair of jeans all week at work.  I don't sweat anymore doing my job, so unless I get something on them, they're generally clean.  A better pair of better quality "Go out" jeans are usually good for a few times out. Jeans I play a show in or do a band practice in are in the laundry that night.  I won't wear sweaty clothes.

OGC

11-12-2006, 05:47 PM

Once a week. Whether they need it or not.

Gvac

11-12-2006, 05:48 PM

You are all vile creatures.  I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life.  Bunch of stinky bastards.

reillyluck

11-12-2006, 05:49 PM

this is by far the funniest thread ive read so far. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

11-12-2006, 05:50 PM

mostly after one wear and sometimes two...  my underwear once every two weeks

DarkHippie

11-12-2006, 05:51 PM

Is it worse that I deal with body fluids and often have to perform aggressive takedowns in a day?

johnniewalker

11-12-2006, 05:53 PM

Two wears.  One is not enough to make them dirty.

cougarjake13

11-12-2006, 05:56 PM

usually after one wear, they'd prob still be good but after sitting in the hamper with other stinky items they become tainted and need to be washed

Fallon

11-12-2006, 06:06 PM

richg0404 wrote: Once a week. Whether they need it or not.  Ditto.

suggums

11-12-2006, 06:08 PM

Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards.   come on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans?   any decently made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they look better the more lived in they are

OGC

11-12-2006, 06:10 PM

Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures.  I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life.  Bunch of stinky bastards. I noticed that you didn't answer the question though.

RoseBlood

11-12-2006, 06:20 PM

DarkHippie wrote: I hate to wash my jeans because they shrink while my fat ass continues to grow.   Cold water and line drying should help to keep your apparent 'shrinkage' problem to a minimum <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

Gvac

11-12-2006, 07:03 PM

In warmer weather I wash 'em after every wear.  In the winter I'll wear 'em twice.Anything longer than that is uncivilized.

burrben

11-12-2006, 07:06 PM

i wash them after two-three wears, but i've been known to stretch it when i've had to

PapaBear

11-12-2006, 07:07 PM

Every other time I wear them.

grlNIN

11-12-2006, 07:14 PM

Seeing as i have control of my fundamental motor skills...i almost next to never drop or spill anything on myself, jeans included.That being said ive gone upwards of two weeks not washing jeans but it depends on which pair. Some just take on a "loose" look while others completely make it seem as if you've shit your pants.All that being said, i usually wash them every week and a half. Yes, i'm a dirty girl.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-12-2006, 07:15 PM

DIRTY <strike>Dark </strike>Hippie wrote: Is it worse that I deal with body fluids and often have to perform aggressive takedowns in a day? What, do you collect sperm samples from alligators or something? All the more reason to wash those dungarees..

sr71blackbird

11-13-2006, 01:32 AM

I usually wear them once before a wash.  If I wore them twice or more, the ass gets so baggy it looks like I took a dump in them.  Havent you guys who wear your pants longer then twice noticed that? 

reeshy

11-13-2006, 01:57 AM

sr71blackbird wrote: I usually wear them once before a wash.  If I wore them twice or more, the ass gets so baggy it looks like I took a dump in them.  Havent you guys who wear your pants longer then twice noticed that?  Yea...I have noticed that......and then I usually ask, "Hey, which one of you bastards shit in my pants?"!!!!!

DarkHippie

11-13-2006, 02:14 AM

Fez4PrezN2008 wrote: DIRTY <strike>Dark </strike>Hippie wrote: Is it worse that I deal with body fluids and often have to perform aggressive takedowns in a day? What, do you collect sperm samples from alligators or something? All the more reason to wash those dungarees.. I work with a very low functioning group of developmentally challenged adults.  The majority of them are potty trained, but not all.  They can also be aggressive.  I have numerous scars on my arms from them, and almost lost an eye from one (still dont have the vision i used to in it)If I get biohazard on my pants then they go into the laundry, but it doesnt happen that often.

Gvac

11-13-2006, 02:36 AM

That sounds like an incredibly challenging job Hippie, on both the mental and physical level.  I don't know how you do it. But I guess it's time you pull on the petri dish you refer to as pants and go to work.

bobrobot

11-13-2006, 02:45 AM

Jeans every week, chromosomes every 2 weeks!!!<img height="233" src="http://www.learner.org/channel/courses/biology/images/archive/fullsize/1939_fs.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

Gwen

11-13-2006, 03:02 AM

I'm with Ninny once every week to week and half is good.  It's not like were 5 and running around in the sandbox and collecting worms and other grossness.  We're civilized.  Plus, if you wear your jeans every day unless your working in them you're probably only wearing them for a few hours after you get home from work.  How dirty could they really get?

A.J.

11-13-2006, 03:28 AM

Weekly I guess -- unless there's a food stain.

nevnut

11-13-2006, 05:03 AM

Work jeans, once a week unless they get real dirty.  Off-work jeans, after 3 or 4 wears.Read somewhere that the washing machine wears out your clothes more than wearing them does.

feralBoy

11-13-2006, 05:16 AM

I wash after about 2 or 3 times wearing then.  But I never dry my jeans in the drier.  I like my clothes loose, so I just hang them up and let the air dry.

Maxville

11-13-2006, 09:31 AM

Once a month, any more than that causes excess fading.

ShelleBink

11-13-2006, 09:33 AM

johnniewalker wrote: Two wears. One is not enough to make them dirty.   What he said.

sailor

11-13-2006, 09:41 AM

i sit at a desk all day.  my jeans aren't getting dirty.  no reason to wash them more than every few weeks or so.

ralphbxny

11-13-2006, 09:41 AM

AS often as I wash my nuts which isnt often!

HeyGuy

11-13-2006, 10:48 AM

nevnut wrote: Work jeans, once a week unless they get real dirty.  Off-work jeans, after 3 or 4 wears.Read somewhere that the washing machine wears out your clothes more than wearing them does.True but washing them cleans them. Id rather wear clean jeans then dirty. I wear my jeans once then they go right in the hamper. Some of you are nasty fuckers <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />

HeyGuy

11-13-2006, 10:51 AM

bronxmarc wrote: i sit at a desk all day.  my jeans aren't getting dirty.  no reason to wash them more than every few weeks or so. maybe the outside of them dont look dirty but they are. All the shit in the air plus your nasty balls are sweatin and I'm sure your farting so the inside is getting nasty. Whats the problem wash them after you wear them. If they fade buy a new pair. Jeans are not expensive.

Don Stugots

11-13-2006, 10:53 AM

i try to get by with wearing only two pairs of jeans per week.  here is a tip: dont put the jeans in the drier.  just shake them out and hang them up to dry.  they will last longer and will not get tight in the crotch.  i hate putting on tight jeans and then getting a hardon.  it hurts.

AppleBoy

11-13-2006, 11:20 AM

I do laundry once a week so whatever gets worn gets washed.  The tight, nut crushers usually get worn just once while the looser ones may get two or three wears before they get washed, depending on what I was doing in them.I should just get my fat ass to a gym.  Then, eventually, they'll all be loose and get worn equally.

PaulF

11-13-2006, 03:06 PM

CampoNJ wrote: bronxmarc wrote: i sit at a desk all day.  my jeans aren't getting dirty.  no reason to wash them more than every few weeks or so. maybe the outside of them dont look dirty but they are. All the shit in the air plus your nasty balls are sweatin and I'm sure your farting so the inside is getting nasty. Whats the problem wash them after you wear them. If they fade buy a new pair. Jeans are not expensive.Speak for yourself. I am big AND tall. I usually have to special order, unless I get lucky and find the one pair that a store gets in stock.That being said, I prefer the way they fit the second wearing after a wash. I alternate pairs, usually wearing each one three times, unless something spills or I spent the day crawling under desks.

Tenbatsuzen

11-13-2006, 03:15 PM

ShelleBink wrote: johnniewalker wrote: Two wears. One is not enough to make them dirty. What he said.    What they said.  If there's any stain or if I do a lot of physical activity, automatic washing.  Also, if I'm going out to a social event, the jeans are clean, always first wear.

Gvac

11-13-2006, 03:16 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  i hate putting on tight jeans and then getting a hardon. it hurts.   This is the sole reason I won't buy Levi's.  The distance from the waist to the crotch is ridiculously small.  To wear them properly on the waist I'd be squashing my balls all day and sporting a male camel toe.

Hottub

11-13-2006, 03:19 PM

I'd be squashing my balls all day and sporting a male camel toe.  So HOT. As for me, usually 2 wearings. Then was and dry. I don't like my jeans all crispy.I used to wear only 501's, but now am am moving to Carhartt's and Tommy's. Roomier crotch.

This message was edited by Hottub on 11-13-06 @ 7:21 PM

Tenbatsuzen

11-13-2006, 03:26 PM

Tommy's and Old Navy's jeans have very roomy crotches.  If I wear a pair of Lee or Wranglers, it looks like I'm showing my hog off to the entire world.

Don Stugots

11-13-2006, 03:27 PM

Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i hate putting on tight jeans and then getting a hardon. it hurts. This is the sole reason I won't buy Levi's. The distance from the waist to the crotch is ridiculously small. To wear them properly on the waist I'd be squashing my balls all day and sporting a male camel toe.    i never noticed.  you are 100% correct sir.

OGC

11-13-2006, 03:30 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ... here is a tip: dont put the jeans in the drier.  just shake them out and hang them up to dry.  they will last longer and will not get tight in the crotch.  ... Here's another tip for you Stugots, they don't get tight in the crotch if you have a small dick either.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

This message was edited by richg0404 on 11-13-06 @ 7:33 PM

Marc with a c

11-13-2006, 03:33 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Gvac wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: i hate putting on tight jeans and then getting a hardon. it hurts.   This is the sole reason I won't buy Levi's. The distance from the waist to the crotch is ridiculously small. To wear them properly on the waist I'd be squashing my balls all day and sporting a male camel toe. i never noticed.   you've never noticed gvac's mammltoe, how can you miss it?

FUNKMAN

11-13-2006, 03:34 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Gvac wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: i hate putting on tight jeans and then getting a hardon. it hurts.   This is the sole reason I won't buy Levi's. The distance from the waist to the crotch is ridiculously small. To wear them properly on the waist I'd be squashing my balls all day and sporting a male camel toe.    i never noticed.  you are 100% correct sir.   i noticed the same thing but just with the button down front. the zipper style leaves more more in the crotch...another thing with levis is they'll wear out in the upper corner of the back pockets and the base of the zipper. they used to have a "lifetime" guarantee and i sent 12 pairs back and got new ones. haven't done it in some time so not sure if it still existsmaybe why they wear out in them areas is because they're using the used material being sent back to them?

legroommusic

11-13-2006, 03:41 PM

haven't for a while. looks like a good time to do so

This message was edited by legroommusic on 11-13-06 @ 7:41 PM

sr71blackbird

11-13-2006, 03:44 PM

I get jeans from Walmart and believe it or not, I like the Rustler brand.  They fit me well and they last a while.  Sometimes they are like $15 a pair if they are on sale too.  They also have this same brand in Target<img height="425" src="http://home.austin.rr.com/macsstore/jeans-rustler-new.jpg" width="640" border="0" />

Bossanova

11-13-2006, 03:49 PM

Im am on my fourth week I think.  And yes I wear them almost every day.  I spilled beer on them last week, but that made them look a little cooler, so when ever they make it to the laundry room is cool with me.

EffMeBoobs

11-13-2006, 04:29 PM

suggums wrote: Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards. come
on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently
made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they
look better the more lived in they are   What are you talking about?  I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans.  Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch.  It's a thing i got, can't splain.   I'm
with Gwen.  i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them.  i
only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work.
  i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans.  Hot. <blockquote />

Don Stugots

11-13-2006, 04:33 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: suggums wrote: Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards. come
on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently
made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they
look better the more lived in they are What are you talking about? I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans. Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch. It's a thing i got, can't splain. I'm
with Gwen. i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them. i
only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work.
i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans. Hot.    i was wearing jeans the other night.  <blockquote />

EffMeBoobs

11-13-2006, 04:34 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: suggums wrote: Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards. come
on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently
made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they
look better the more lived in they are What are you talking about? I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans. Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch. It's a thing i got, can't splain. I'm
with Gwen. i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them. i
only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work.
i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans. Hot. i was wearing jeans the other night.   I
have a rule of no jean crotch sniffing on a first meeting.  I have
to warm up to you.  I've sniffed Bobby's crotch before, he passed
the test...it smelled good. <blockquote />

DarkHippie

11-13-2006, 05:26 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  EffMeBoobs wrote:  suggums wrote:  Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards.   come on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they look better the more lived in they are   What are you talking about? I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans. Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch. It's a thing i got, can't splain.   I'm with Gwen. i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them. i only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work. i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans. Hot.     i was wearing jeans the other night.   I have a rule of no jean crotch sniffing on a first meeting.  I have to warm up to you.  I've sniffed Bobby's crotch before, he passed the test...it smelled good.  Sometimes I will test out my jeans by sniffing the crotch and ass to see if they stink.

Bossanova

11-13-2006, 05:38 PM

Once my dog gets way too excited about my jeans on the floor, thats when I know I need to do the laundry.

FUNKMAN

11-13-2006, 05:43 PM

DarkHippie wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  EffMeBoobs wrote:  suggums wrote:  Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards.   come on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they look better the more lived in they are   What are you talking about? I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans. Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch. It's a thing i got, can't splain.   I'm with Gwen. i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them. i only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work. i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans. Hot.     i was wearing jeans the other night.   I have a rule of no jean crotch sniffing on a first meeting.  I have to warm up to you.  I've sniffed Bobby's crotch before, he passed the test...it smelled good.  Sometimes I will test out my jeans by sniffing the crotch and ass to see if they stink.and people think sticking fingernail clippings in my gums is gross, go figure?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

DarkHippie

11-13-2006, 05:50 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: DarkHippie wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  EffMeBoobs wrote:  suggums wrote:  Gvac wrote: You are all vile creatures. I've never been so skeeved out in my entire life. Bunch of stinky bastards.   come on, how often can you smell someones pair of stinky jeans? any decently made pair is good for a weeks worth of wear before a wash, and they look better the more lived in they are   What are you talking about? I always stick my head in someone elses crotch when they wear jeans. Wearing jeans = me sniffing your crotch. It's a thing i got, can't splain.   I'm with Gwen. i wear jeans twice or so then i wash them. i only get to wear jeans on the weekend because i wear scrubs to work. i sometimes wear Gwen's jeans. Hot.     i was wearing jeans the other night.   I have a rule of no jean crotch sniffing on a first meeting.  I have to warm up to you.  I've sniffed Bobby's crotch before, he passed the test...it smelled good.  Sometimes I will test out my jeans by sniffing the crotch and ass to see if they stink.and people think sticking fingernail clippings in my gums is gross, go figure?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />Its not like I'm wearing them at the time, although that would be damn impressive

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 07:19 AM

I am washing my corduroy's for the first time in I wanna say a month as we speak. I almost feel bad about it

DiabloSammich

01-20-2008, 07:41 AM

I can't believe you just resurrected an over one-year old thread about washing your pants.

This radio stardom is really going to your head, brother.

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 07:41 AM

I can't believe you just resurrected an over one-year old thread about washing your pants.

This radio stardom is really going to your head, brother.

hahahaha! I'm sorry, thank you for setting me straight

DiabloSammich

01-20-2008, 07:44 AM

hahahaha! I'm sorry, thank you for setting me straight

No problem. I just wanted to nip it in the bud before you start telling everyone about the stains on your g-string with Rich Kotite on the crotch.

King Hippos Bandaid

01-20-2008, 07:45 AM

hahahaha! I'm sorry, thank you for setting me straight

you sir will never be str8, you drunk party bottom

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 07:47 AM

No problem. I just wanted to nip it in the bud before you start telling everyone about the stains on your g-string with Rich Kotite on the crotch.

:lol: I will always appreciate a Rich Kotite mention

donnie_darko

01-20-2008, 08:27 AM

when i can smell them in my car while driving.

also if they have a stain in a place making them identifiable.

i've literally gone a year without washing a pair of jeans, while routinely wearing them.

i've also been known to go to the mall early saturday morning, walk into a store and buy an outfit to get out of washing clothes....so...

but...if i go out wearing a shirt..and come back to the house, i can't go out wearing the same shirt again....socks either.

IamPixie

01-20-2008, 08:36 AM

I am washing my corduroy's for the first time in I wanna say a month as we speak. I almost feel bad about it

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

reillyluck

01-20-2008, 08:38 AM

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh137/joining_usmc_2008/snap.gif

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 08:41 AM

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

Ouch:down:

DiabloSammich

01-20-2008, 08:43 AM

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

Damn. Hey Boss, I found these on the floor. I think they're your nuts.

Gvac

01-20-2008, 08:43 AM

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

He can pull it off.

Trust me.

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 08:45 AM

He can pull it off.

Trust me.

OH YEAH! FACE

reillyluck

01-20-2008, 08:45 AM

i can hear boss walking through the house "vvvv vvvvv vvvvvv vvvvvvv vvvvvv"

IamPixie

01-20-2008, 08:46 AM

Ouch:down:

I kid cause I love.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
i'm the pink one.

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 08:47 AM

i can hear boss walking through the house "vvvv vvvvv vvvvvv vvvvvvv vvvvvv"

HAHAHAHA! But they are quiet. They are the small cords from AberCRAMBie (I hate stupid south jersey)

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 08:48 AM

I kid cause I love.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

:wub::smoke:

I am officially smitten

Gvac

01-20-2008, 08:52 AM

:wub::smoke:

I am officially smitten

Fucker.:furious:

Bossanova

01-20-2008, 08:53 AM

Fucker.:furious:

HAHA! Smitten doesnt mean I have lost my lust for you silly. Remember we only get jealous over other guys

IamPixie

01-20-2008, 08:54 AM

"jealousssssssy."

DarkHippie

01-20-2008, 09:14 AM

you should feel worse about owning corduroys.

I hope someone resurrects my 'corduroy appreciation thread.' I love them so much. I used to wear them every day, but they don't make em in my size anymore, too much fabric I guess :(

They are so comfortable and feel so good. i used to have a corduroy sport coat too with elbow patches

Snacks

01-20-2008, 10:34 AM

you are all so nasty bastards. I usually wash them after wearing them once. Sometimes if I wake up and need to run to the store or Im in a Hurry I will grab the pair I wore the night before and do what I need to do. But to wear them for 1 week, 2weeks or even a month before washing sounds disgusting. You fart, sweat, and whatever else... ewww

cougarjake13

01-20-2008, 11:10 AM

maybe twice a month i'll wash all my jeans

Ritalin

01-20-2008, 01:49 PM

maybe twice a month i'll wash all my jeans

along with you in your bimonthly bath?

RoseBlood

01-20-2008, 02:27 PM

I hope someone resurrects my 'corduroy appreciation thread.' I love them so much. I used to wear them every day, but they don't make em in my size anymore, too much fabric I guess :(

They are so comfortable and feel so good. i used to have a corduroy sport coat too with elbow patches

I would if I could find it. I appreciate and wear the corduroy too! :thumbup:

OGC

01-21-2008, 05:05 AM

I kid cause I love.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/hug001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
i'm the pink one.

That hat looked great on you on the sideline yesterday.

Haaawt !

drjoek

01-21-2008, 05:21 AM

I would if I could find it. I appreciate and wear the corduroy too! :thumbup:

I am wearing Corduroys today:clap:

drusilla

01-21-2008, 08:31 AM

i usually wash them after i've worn them for 3 or 4 times. i have different jeans for different things & different shoes. so i could change them around during the week or what not. the only times they'll get a faster washing is if they were worn on a rainy day & got all wet & dirty on the bottom, or if they got dirty some other way.

IamPixie

01-21-2008, 08:33 AM

i usually wash them after i've worn them for 3 or 4 times. i have different jeans for different things & different shoes. so i could change them around during the week or what not. the only times they'll get a faster washing is if they were worn on a rainy day & got all wet & dirty on the bottom, or if they got dirty some other way.

:wink:

Bossanova

12-01-2008, 04:53 PM

I just did the sniff test on my jeans. I was offended by how the ant leg smelled. I honestly have no idea when I washed them last. I need help

Gvac

12-01-2008, 04:55 PM

I wish you'd just give up this silly dream of being single and settle down with me.

I'll do the laundry if you cook.

Bossanova

12-01-2008, 04:56 PM

I wish you'd just give up this silly dream of being single and settle down with me.

I'll do the laundry if you cook.

Thats all it takes? I take a shot in the mouth, and my jeans smell fresh?

jauble

12-01-2008, 04:56 PM

I wish you'd just give up this silly dream of being single and settle down with me.

I'll do the laundry if you cook.

Ditch him, you know I'll be better.

Gvac

12-01-2008, 04:56 PM

Thats all it takes? I take a shot in the mouth, and my jeans smell fresh?

Guaranteed.

Bossanova

12-01-2008, 05:05 PM

Guaranteed.

:wub:

Gvac

12-01-2008, 05:06 PM

:wub:

Is that a yes?

Bossanova

12-01-2008, 05:11 PM

Is that a yes?

Is epo a creep?

Gvac

12-01-2008, 05:12 PM

Is epo a creep?

:wub: :clap: :wink:

Hottub

12-01-2008, 05:13 PM

I have the answer, my friend. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15264&page=2)

zildjian361

12-01-2008, 05:17 PM

i dont wash that's why i got married:wink:

IamFogHat

12-01-2008, 05:34 PM

Once a week.

This post sure was entertaining.

FezsAssistant

12-01-2008, 05:51 PM

Honestly, I wear my jeans every day. I wash them maybe once a month. Probably less. Pretty much once they start smelling shitty.
I wash them more often in the summer, since I sweat a lot.
I'm not ashamed. I wash them when they smell.
Usually, I'll be at work and get pissed off thinking someone else smells like shit. Then I realize it's me. My bad. Time to wash.

There's a morbidly obese man in my office that always smells like piss. As a result, anyone in doubt would just blame him. Keeps me in the clear.

led37zep

12-01-2008, 06:01 PM

You people have missed the ground breaking moment that took place in this thread.

sr71blackbird

12-12-2009, 04:12 AM

I know people who wear their jeans several times between washings, but I cant do that because I have a small ass, and they only fit me good if they are freshly washed.
Does the tightness of the ass fitting of your pants determine the frequency of the laundering of your pants, or is it simply aesthetic?

Discuss.

Farmer Dave

12-12-2009, 04:27 AM

My pants are soiled by the end of the day. They need a good washing after each wearing.

TheMojoPin

12-12-2009, 08:58 AM

Washing jeans every time you wear them is insane.

GregoryJoseph

12-12-2009, 09:02 AM

Already a thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53635)

Stankfoot

12-12-2009, 09:13 AM

My pants are soiled by the end of the day. They need a good washing after each wearing.

http://ithuglife.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/depends5.jpg?w=210&h=196