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lleeder
12-10-2009, 09:28 AM
who ya got?

A.J.
12-10-2009, 09:29 AM
Both magically came back to life: it's a tie.

yojimbo7248
12-10-2009, 09:30 AM
I'm with Fez - Frosty all the way. However, I think Fez isn't a fan of the littlest savior because lies and secrets make Baby Jesus cry.

disneyspy
12-10-2009, 09:30 AM
Both magically came back to life: it's a tie.

and both had two dads,tie

brettmojo
12-10-2009, 09:31 AM
Jesus probably smells like patchouli... So I pass.

Frosty at least only bothers you when it snows on X'mas.

lleeder
12-10-2009, 09:31 AM
which one never wore pants?

underdog
12-10-2009, 09:37 AM
which one never wore pants?

Jesus.

TheOriginalGodzilla
12-10-2009, 09:42 AM
Jesus got Frosty on reach, although Jesus is a flyweight and Frosty is a no-doubt heavyweight. Of course if you wanna go Baby Jesus, it could be a mismatch, but Baby Jesus's glowing halo could melt Frosty before he even gets close.

mikeyboy
12-10-2009, 09:45 AM
Jesus didn't need a magic hat.

boosterp
12-10-2009, 09:51 AM
I'd take Frosty, he has jew backers.

jennysmurf
12-10-2009, 09:53 AM
Frosty was made with Christmas snow, we don't really know when Jesus was born. So, I go with Frosty.

DOHO@HOME
12-10-2009, 10:11 AM
How can't you go with Frosty he's got snow balls and smokes a corn pipe.

TripleSkeet
12-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Without Jesus, there is no Christmas snow. So basically he made Frosty. And he made Mrs. Frosty out of an icycle rib.

Marc with a c
12-10-2009, 10:41 AM
never saw that lazy pipe smoker invent any furniture.

opie's twisted balls
12-10-2009, 11:01 AM
I'd take Frosty, he has jew backers.
Good plan, when in doubt follow the money.

DOHO@HOME
12-10-2009, 11:04 AM
Without Jesus, there is no Christmas snow. So basically he made Frosty. And he made Mrs. Frosty out of an icycle rib.

Wait I thought mother nature made snow and Jesus made chairs.

DOHO@HOME
12-10-2009, 11:05 AM
never saw that lazy pipe smoker invent any furniture.

Yeh but he can fly.

Meataball23
12-10-2009, 11:15 AM
Jesus can take the wheel and is many peoples copilot

So if this is a drag race, im going jesus all the way

DarkHippie
12-10-2009, 11:16 AM
Jesus can just knock off frosty's hat

Zorro
12-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Jesus doesn't melt every spring

boobieman
12-10-2009, 11:38 AM
Triple Threat...Put in Baby New Year...that big eared bastard would take them both out.

Jesus may knock off frosty's hat, but hey Frosty can squeeze through them holes....ah it's warm here in hell.

SSEYAYAYSEAAAAAAA

Coach
12-10-2009, 12:33 PM
pee in my butt

razorboy
12-10-2009, 12:35 PM
The Heat Miser would destroy them both.

Stuft
12-10-2009, 12:48 PM
Who votes against Jesus?

I love me some Frosty tho!

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
12-10-2009, 04:52 PM
I got my eyes and ears on & I'm votin' for the Snowman!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Snowman.jpg

razorboy
12-10-2009, 04:55 PM
Who votes against Jesus?

Pontius Pilate?

boobieman
12-11-2009, 12:46 AM
Who votes against Jesus?



The Jews...the Romans.

SSSEYYAYAAAAAAAAAA

STC-Dub
12-11-2009, 04:41 PM
Frosty comes back every year.

Foster
12-11-2009, 04:52 PM
Jesus had 12 men backing him up,

plus he could turn water into wine, who knows what he could turn snow into

razorboy
12-11-2009, 04:53 PM
who knows what he could turn snow into

Margaritas.