Holiday Disasters

[KingGeno]

Share you holiday disaster stories here. Anything wacky, crazy, gross or sad that you wanna toss in here, feel free.

I'll start:

I once pooped my pants on Christmas while driving across PA. It was really funny.

[DiabloSammich]

My biggest holiday disaster was starting this thread about holiday disasters that nobody replied to.


Ooofa... (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65786)



Hope things work out better for you.

[A.J.]

Traffic on 95 North every fucking holiday.

[KingGeno]

My biggest holiday disaster was starting this thread about holiday disasters that nobody replied to.


Ooofa... (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65786)



Hope things work out better for you.


WTF is wrong with people? Are you and I the only people that have had holiday issues before? Or are people living in denial?'

[Crossweird]

One Christmas, my wife was giving birth and we had nowhere to go but this dirty old barn, literally sitting in ox and lamb shit. And when the baby came out, he LOOKED NOTHING LIKE ME!

You should've heard the explanation she came up with.

Worst Christmas ever.

[lleeder]

Share you holiday disaster stories here. Anything wacky, crazy, gross or sad that you wanna toss in here, feel free.

I'll start:

I once pooped my pants on Christmas while driving across PA. It was really funny.

Did it get in your bush?

[boosterp]

The last time l was invited to midnight service by my parents I was drunk and pat the pastor on the head after service. I woke up x-mas morning with puke particles stuck in my hair.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

7 year old Hippo learning there will be NO Santa for Jews

[razorboy]

7 year old Hippo learning there will be NO Santa for Jews

Why the hell did it take you until you were seven?

[Chigworthy]

Why the hell did it take you until you were seven?

It seems like a shenanigan of a story, doesn't it?

[SatCam]

I dont even want to tell you how bad Kwanzaa '07 was

[Fez4PrezN2008]

One X-mas we were driving 800 miles to my parents an it had 6" of snow here when we left. We were in a sedan and had one of those soft sided luggage holders on the roof. Well about 2 hrs into the trip one of the straps broke and the luggage carrier launched off our roof like the space shuttle and then right on the highway behind us. A big SUV was coming up and couldn't stop in time and smashed it. Our clothes and curling irons, shoes, and make up exploded and were strewn across a snow packed I-70. I pulled into the median and we carefully drug our belongings back to the car. I literally had tire marks on my underwear and pants that had been in the road. Because our sedan was so packed already we had to stack our salvaged stuff in the passengers seat and wife and the kids had to cram in the back seat with stuff on their laps. Good thing we only had 600 miles left to go. Most miserable trip ever. Less than a month later, we had a mini-van in the driveway. Ugh.

[Chigworthy]

One X-mas we were driving 800 miles to my parents an it had 6" of snow here when we left. We were in a sedan and had one of those soft sided luggage holders on the roof. Well about 2 hrs into the trip one of the straps broke and the luggage carrier launched off our roof like the space shuttle and then right on the highway behind us. A big SUV was coming up and couldn't stop in time and smashed it. Our clothes and curling irons, shoes, and make up exploded and were strewn across a snow packed I-70. I pulled into the median and we carefully drug our belongings back to the car. I literally had tire marks on my underwear and pants that had been in the road. Because our sedan was so packed already we had to stack our salvaged stuff in the passengers seat and wife and the kids had to cram in the back seat with stuff on their laps. Good thing we only had 600 miles left to go. Most miserable trip ever. Less than a month later, we had a mini-van in the driveway. Ugh.

Why more than one curling iron?

[tanless1]

... Less than a month later, we had a mini-van in the driveway. Ugh.

....mini van fan. Great if you have dogs,...and you get the sympathy vote too.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Why more than one curling iron?
One daughter + one wife = two curling irons... I don't question female accessories. It must be like how you don't share a toothbrush. It's a girl thing, how am I supposed to know why they have two?

[razorboy]

I don't question female accessories.

Ignorance is bliss.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ignorance is bliss.
Then I am one happy mother fucker !















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