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JPMNICK
12-01-2009, 09:24 AM
who would win? well now we know -

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/killer-whale-attacks-great-white/26i337r7

KingGeno
12-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Awesome

booster11373
12-01-2009, 09:32 AM
Always Root For Your Fellow Mammals

red_red_red
12-01-2009, 09:37 AM
scientists are discovering that there are pods of whales who hunt sharks, and they pass that behavior on to their young and other pods. when that killer whale had the shark on it's back? that's how they kill them...nature is so fucking cool.

Furtherman
12-01-2009, 09:37 AM
OK, now I'm confused. The balance of nature is out of whack. This Killer Whale is obviously from one of Jupiter's moons and bites with acidic venom.

boosterp
12-01-2009, 09:42 AM
That was really cool! Go team Orcas.:thumbup:

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 09:53 AM
you can find videos of sharks fuckin up whales too. All it means was that THAT whale beat THAT shark

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 10:02 AM
That's badass. The whale's showing off the shark like a cat after it takes out a mouse or bird. MAMMALS RULE.

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:04 AM
That's badass. The whale's showing off the shark like a cat after it takes out a mouse or bird. MAMMALS RULE.

last time I checked, your favorite all time animal, the crocodile, was not a mammal

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 10:06 AM
last time I checked, your favorite all time animal, the crocodile, was not a mammal

I root for anything that'll fuck up a damn dirty shark.

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:07 AM
I root for anything that'll fuck up a damn dirty shark.

what if its a bigger shark?

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 10:09 AM
That's just evil.

red_red_red
12-01-2009, 10:12 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6668575/Killer-whales-attack-and-eat-sharks.html

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:13 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6668575/Killer-whales-attack-and-eat-sharks.html

Mako Sharks are pussies anyway.

red_red_red
12-01-2009, 10:15 AM
Mako Sharks are pussies anyway.
check out this dumb ass snake
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6701234/Snake-chokes-on-its-own-tail.html

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:17 AM
“If a snake like this one is kept in a space that is too small then there is always a temptation for it to lunge at its own tail.

“They can’t spread themselves out and they think their tails are another snake.”


wow. Thats like Bulldogcakes dumb

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 10:22 AM
Mako Sharks are pussies anyway.

The Great White and Mako are just two of at least nine species of shark known to be eaten by some orca families

But to make sure they don't end up seriously injured when attacking such dangerous prey, the orcas spend years perfecting the various techniques and watching more experienced adults demonstrate how to do it properly.

"The most impressive strategy is the 'karate chop'," said expert Dr Ingrid Visser, 43, who has studied orca behaviour for 17 years.

"The orca will use its tail to drive the shark to the surface. They don't even touch it. Using an up-thrust of its tail it creates a vortex which pushes the shark up on they current they create with their movements.

"Once the shark is at the surface, the killer whale pivots and lifts its tail out of the water and comes down on top of it like a karate chop."

The orca then grasps the shark and turns it upside down - suggesting that they may somehow understand shark biology.

When sharks are quickly flipped upside down, they enter a paralysed state known as 'tonic immobility'.

This is the best argument to save the whales ever.

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:23 AM
This is the best argument to save the whales ever.

WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHARKS ARE TEAMING WITH PIRATES? Pirates kill the whales, allowing sharks to rule the world

PhishHead
12-01-2009, 10:35 AM
Considering a killer whale (orca) is part of the dolphin family, dolphins apparently own sharks. Sharks are pussies!!

Snoogans
12-01-2009, 10:36 AM
Considering a killer whale (orca) is part of the dolphin family, dolphins apparently own sharks. Sharks are pussies!!

dolphins rule. They attack anything. Even other dolphins. They are just as fucked up as people

PhishHead
12-01-2009, 10:37 AM
dolphins rule. They attack anything. Even other dolphins. They are just as fucked up as people

SAVE THE DOLPHINS!
KILL THE WHALES!

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 10:39 AM
WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHARKS ARE TEAMING WITH PIRATES? Pirates kill the whales, allowing sharks to rule the world

Fuck pirates. Bandits are where it's at. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veerappan)

Freitag
12-01-2009, 11:06 AM
Is Great White surrounded by flammable material? Just askin'.

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 11:07 AM
Is Great White surrounded by flammable material? Just askin'.

Here, I have an early Christmas present for you (http://stuffgeekslove.wordpress.com/2009/03/13/destroying-humor/).

underdog
12-01-2009, 11:54 AM
SAVE THE DOLPHINS!
KILL THE WHALES!

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!

sr71blackbird
12-01-2009, 04:49 PM
Killer whales traditionally torpedo up into the sharks stomach, causing the sharks to explode. Sharks have been around a hell of a lot longer than whales though. There were sharks during the dinosaurs time, while mammals were still the size of a shrew. Only after the dinosaurs went extinct did the mammals begin to diversify and eventually (millions of years after the dinosaurs went extict) did some of those mammals evolve into whales. Meanwhile, all that time, the sharks were still there, basically unchanged.

IamFogHat
12-01-2009, 05:06 PM
Nature rules.

TheMojoPin
12-01-2009, 05:26 PM
Killer whales traditionally torpedo up into the sharks stomach, causing the sharks to explode.

Given your recent track record I can only assume that this is actually just some insane hallucination you had.

TripleSkeet
12-01-2009, 05:54 PM
Thats nothing. Ive seen a shark kill a gorilla...
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JPMNICK
12-02-2009, 05:26 AM
Killer whales traditionally torpedo up into the sharks stomach, causing the sharks to explode.

did a 7 year old teach you this?