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sailor

12-02-2009, 08:47 AM

Oh, but heaven forbid I make a joke about tiger using his feet as hands!

Ritalin

12-02-2009, 08:55 AM

Tiger's in the 5 million dollar doghouse now.

underdog

12-02-2009, 09:06 AM

Oh, but heaven forbid I make a joke about tiger using his feet as hands!

Racist.

KnoxHarrington

12-02-2009, 09:38 AM

Us Weekly has posted the audio of a voicemail received by a woman who says that she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Click the link below for the audio, but here's the transcript:

"Hey, it's Tiger," he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). "I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."

My absolute favorite part of this is how he starts it out by saying "Hey, it's Tiger," completely losing any deniabilty he may have had here.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

EliSnow

12-02-2009, 09:44 AM

Us Weekly has posted the audio of a voicemail received by a woman who says that she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Click the link below for the audio, but here's the transcript:

My absolute favorite part of this is how he starts it out by saying "Hey, it's Tiger," completely losing any deniabilty he may have had here.

Yeah, because no one else could say "Hey, it's Tiger."

I'm not saying it's fake, but he could deny it was him and say the woman faked it with the help of a third party.

It's not outside the realm of possibility.

King Imp

12-02-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm still stuck on how the hell do you cheat on this.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg

http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/ElinNordegren.jpg

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/infphoto_1128102-450x579.jpg

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/infphoto_1128097-450x565.jpg

boosterp

12-02-2009, 10:08 AM

Black guy's dicks are so big they hang to the ground and they use their feet to take off the condom. Duh.

We all know that's an urban myth.

epo

12-02-2009, 10:11 AM

Tiger's actions are further proof that no man is above "new pussy".

King Hippos Bandaid

12-02-2009, 10:15 AM

Tiger will get past this, he is not a douche, just a perv...

He just needs to ask Kobe Bryant for his Jeweler

I'd let Tiger fuck me......

Furtherman

12-02-2009, 10:57 AM

Black guy's dicks are so big they hang to the ground and they use their feet to take off the condom. Duh.

Oh.

He shanked that one. Boooooo.

brettmojo

12-02-2009, 03:59 PM

I don't think he ever wanted to get married. I think it was something that his dad "instructed" him to do. From a PR standpoint a married man is much more marketable than a single man.

I think Tiger just wanted to be the Jeter of golf. Bang whatever strange you want and have no repercussions because there isn't a wife and two kids waiting at home.

Jujubees2

12-02-2009, 04:11 PM

Tiger will get past this, he is not a douche, just a perv...

He just needs to ask Kobe Bryant for his Jeweler

I'd let Tiger fuck me......

Woods’ wife reportedly revising prenup (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34243626/ns/entertainment-gossip/)

The hell with a ring, she's getting "a hefty seven-figure amount".

“The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transferred into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband,” Sun-Times columnist Bill Zwecker reported. He goes on to write that Elin demanded and is getting a total rewrite of the couple’s prenuptial agreement. The couple wed in 2004 and have two children.

brettmojo

12-02-2009, 04:15 PM

Woods’ wife reportedly revising prenup (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34243626/ns/entertainment-gossip/)

The hell with a ring, she's getting "a hefty seven-figure amount".

“The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transferred into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband,” Sun-Times columnist Bill Zwecker reported. He goes on to write that Elin demanded and is getting a total rewrite of the couple’s prenuptial agreement. The couple wed in 2004 and have two children.
It's nice to know professional athletes can find real love too.

sailor

12-02-2009, 04:19 PM

Racist.

exactly.

Snoogans

12-02-2009, 04:24 PM

even if he gives her 250 mill, thats like 25% of his shit. he prob gave her like 25 mill now and they will add to the prenup its a flat 100 mill if they divorce. And he wont give a fuck

Snoogans

12-02-2009, 04:24 PM

FrogSlayer

12-02-2009, 05:19 PM

he can't drive either

red_red_red

12-02-2009, 05:21 PM

his dick gets loose on occasion too

Snoogans

12-02-2009, 05:52 PM

now that this is out, all he is gonna wanna do is be away from his wife. he is going to DOMINATE.

Watch what happens. Tiger wins all 4 majors this year. MARK IT DOWN

(its not as big of a stretch as most would think. If he wins the masters, which he obviously can, the US Open is at pebble beach. Last time it was there, he was -12 and 2nd place was +6. Seriously. Then the British is at St Andrews, which last time there i think he won by 9 or 10 shots. Then the final major, the PGA, is at some fag epo state course that only steve stricker knows.)

A.J.

12-03-2009, 05:07 AM

Jesper Parnevik is none too pleased with Tiger. (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629)

Snoogans

12-03-2009, 09:22 AM

Jesper Parnevik is none too pleased with Tiger. (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629)

dude im tellin you. DOMINATION. Not only will tiger wanna get away from his wife, but he is gonna wanna CRUSH Jasper Parnevik.

4 Majors for Tiger in 2010

sr71blackbird

12-03-2009, 01:30 PM

TIGER HUNTING GAME (http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html)

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/gamecdp_gamecdp_tiger-woods-wife-outrun.jpg

lleeder

12-03-2009, 02:17 PM

according to mike francesa: tigers mother and mother in law were at the scene of the accident.

TeeBone

12-03-2009, 06:10 PM

what has happend to tiger woods? ever since he got married he's not the same golfer... he doesnt look like he's playing with the heart and desire that once made him a force to be recken with... did his wife suck the life out of him already?? come back to us tiger..
From 1997 until he was married, Tiger won 8 majors in 8 years.

Married: October 5, 2004

Since being married, Tiger has won 6 Majors in 5 years.

Has he really been a bad golfer since then? No, he plays less due to being a parent and an apparent whore, but his golf has not suffered.

FrogSlayer

12-03-2009, 06:32 PM

From 1997 until he was married, Tiger won 8 majors in 8 years.

Married: October 5, 2004

Since being married, Tiger has won 6 Majors in 5 years.

Has he really been a bad golfer since then? No, he plays less due to being a parent and an apparent whore, but his golf has not suffered.

look at the thread date, you've been had...

TeeBone

12-03-2009, 06:35 PM

look at the thread date, you've been had...

I saw the thread date...AND HE IS BACK!!!!

I agree with Snoogans----this is all going to make Tiger fall towards his golf and he will destroy the competition this year.

SP1!

12-03-2009, 08:28 PM

So now tiger has to pay the bitch 80 million to stay married and not have sex, then he has to pay the girl he cheated with a million and not have sex, man he is royally screwed for a long time.

Im wondering just how bad she beat his ass since he wont show his face in public, god what a fucking pansie little bitch.

spoon

12-03-2009, 08:32 PM

dude im tellin you. DOMINATION. Not only will tiger wanna get away from his wife, but he is gonna wanna CRUSH Jasper Parnevik.

4 Majors for Tiger in 2010

No chance.

Fallon

12-03-2009, 09:07 PM

PapaBear

12-03-2009, 09:16 PM

:clap:

JimBeam

12-04-2009, 09:51 AM

Police report sheds new light on crash

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4712889

Tiger Woods was found shoeless and snoring in the street when neighbors came upon him in the moments after Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, according to an interview the Florida Highway Patrol recorded at the scene.

Adams saw Woods, unconscious and snoring, in the street on the passenger side of the SUV. A golf cart was next to the vehicle, with two golf clubs in it. Woods' wife, wearing a black jogging suit, begged Adams for help, according to the report.

How the hell could he be asleep ?

TheMojoPin

12-04-2009, 09:54 AM

You don't only snore if you're asleep. You can snore when being knocked out.

Snoogans

12-04-2009, 09:55 AM

No chance.

actually he has his best chance ever. Besides being motivated more from losing and all this shit, the last time they played the US Open there he won by 18, last time they played the british where it is, he won by 12. So if he is ever gonna win 4 in a year, its this year. And he is now completely healthy and through that first year back shit, and he has won 4 in a row

Snoogans

12-04-2009, 09:56 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4712889

Adams saw Woods, unconscious and snoring, in the street on the passenger side of the SUV. A golf cart was next to the vehicle, with two golf clubs in it. Woods' wife, wearing a black jogging suit, begged Adams for help, according to the report.

How the hell could he be asleep ?

You don't only snore if your asleep. You can snore when being knocked out.

it just has to do with how your airway vibrates when you breath

JimBeam

12-04-2009, 10:02 AM

But how'd he wind up in the passenger's seat if he drove the car ?

Did he jump to that side to get away from the crazy club wielding wife ?

brettmojo

12-04-2009, 02:03 PM

Tiger apparently released a publicity photo of him and his wife to assure the public that he/they are alright...

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/elin_tiger_woods.jpg

Ritalin

12-04-2009, 02:29 PM

There's no way this chick sticks around. She's not like Kobe's wife, she'll
take the money and run.

Look at it this way: do you think Kobe stopped banging other chicks forever? No way. No fucking way. Do you think Tiger's going to stop banging chicks? Maybe for a while, but not forever. She' take the dough, raise the kids and find a different guy.

sr71blackbird

12-04-2009, 02:58 PM

In this video, a drunk guy falls off a swing set and gets knocked out. He immediately starts snoring. Watch and listen:

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Lady Resin

12-04-2009, 03:13 PM

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

sailor

12-04-2009, 04:00 PM

He's done. He's going to care more about women than golf. He's gotten old, too.

Suspect Chin

12-04-2009, 05:32 PM

Ambien did it. (http://news.bostonherald.com/track/celebrity/view/20091204report_tiger_mistress_alleges_ambien_fuele d_fling/srvc=home&position=1)

PapaBear

12-04-2009, 09:59 PM

Ambien did it. (http://news.bostonherald.com/track/celebrity/view/20091204report_tiger_mistress_alleges_ambien_fuele d_fling/srvc=home&position=1)
‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,’
You should see the text messages I get from a lady friend of mine when she's on Ambien. She's normally semi conservative, but she starts talking some SERIOUSLY hot and nasty stuff (when I can actually read what she's saying).

Suspect Chin

12-04-2009, 10:00 PM

You should see the text messages I get from a lady friend of mine when she's on Ambien. She's normally semi conservative, but she starts talking some SERIOUSLY hot and nasty stuff (when I can actually read what she's saying).

Funny how some super powerful drugs fly below the radar.

PapaBear

12-04-2009, 10:02 PM

Funny how some super powerful drugs fly below the radar.
They sort of allude to it in the side effects disclaimers in the commercials. They mention gambling urges and (I'm paraphrasing) being more outgoing or aggressive.

Suspect Chin

12-04-2009, 10:04 PM

They sort of allude to it in the side effects disclaimers in the commercials. They mention gambling urges and (I'm paraphrasing) being more outgoing or aggressive.

True but every drug lists the worst possible side effects in their ads. I just mean how people get so uptight about opioids, xanax, etc. but something like Ambien is never mentioned.

PapaBear

12-04-2009, 10:08 PM

True but every drug lists the worst possible side effects in their ads. I just mean how people get so uptight about opioids, xanax, etc. but something like Ambien is never mentioned.
It's funny. Though I have a sexual relationship with her, I never go over to her place when she starts sending me those texts. I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but she never remembers sending the text messages the next day, and is shocked when I read them to her. If I went over, it would basically be rape.

hanso

12-04-2009, 11:42 PM

We might be hearing Tiger on Xm/Sirius.
Ashley Madison wants him to do ads.

epo

12-05-2009, 08:53 AM

hanso

12-06-2009, 07:25 AM

That looks the same as the one up on page.
Ty Snoogans for posting ani jap video.
Got this from it.

http://i.fhqhosting.com/video132sw-funny%20tiger%20woods%20jap%20ani%20car%20crash.gi f

Reephdweller

12-07-2009, 03:50 PM

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods' Wife Moves Out (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out)

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20091207/20040916.jpg

Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out of their house, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
PHOTOS: Topless Photos Of Tiger's Mistress Rachel Uchitel (http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/34327)
The explosive development follows numerous women coming forward with claims of affairs with the golfing great.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out)

Suspect Chin

12-07-2009, 04:26 PM

She looks like a poor man's Joan Rivers with that artificially inflated trout mouth.

Suspect Chin

12-07-2009, 04:33 PM

Holes

12-08-2009, 03:04 AM

Or another blonde woman-Dead?

This story gets stranger by the day.

Anyway, adult woman taken from Tiger Woods home this morning and is on "advanced life support."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579698,00.html

spoon

12-08-2009, 03:08 AM

She has a twin, so if this story is real it could be her too. Yet they seem to state that tiger's wife came to the hospital later. I say this all sounds like bullshit, but we'll see.

Holes

12-08-2009, 03:17 AM

She has a twin, so if this story is real it could be her too. Yet they seem to state that tiger's wife came to the hospital later. I say this all sounds like bullshit, but we'll see.

Could it be Elin's mother?

spoon

12-08-2009, 03:19 AM

Could it be Elin's mother?

Who the hell knows? This could be a pure fuck up as well. We'll see soon enough. But just imagine if his wife couldn't take it and tried to commit suicide, or one of his mistresses got shot by her!? Tiger is in for one fucked up ride already this year, that would only make things crazier!

SatCam

12-08-2009, 03:44 AM

I hate to say it but this story just gets better and better.

Melk

12-08-2009, 03:57 AM

The media really, really wants an event that makes it look like they pressured a target into murder, suicide, or murder-suicide.

epo

12-08-2009, 04:38 AM

CNN should really go 24 hours of Tiger until this whole thing settles down.

underdog

12-08-2009, 05:18 AM

So now this woman has reportedly been released from the hospital. I guess life support was a little over the top.

Didn't they also say Tiger was on life support when he got in his crash?

EliSnow

12-08-2009, 05:28 AM

Was this even the same house? The way the CNN.com article was written it sounds as if it was a different one.

Zorro

12-08-2009, 05:35 AM

she's alive, but pregnant with Sarah Palin's baby!

Jujubees2

12-08-2009, 06:15 AM

she's alive, but pregnant with Sarah Palin's baby!

Which Madonna will adopt...

MisterSmith

12-08-2009, 06:17 AM

Which Madonna will adopt...

..then eat with a nice chianti.

Willmore

12-08-2009, 06:38 AM

Reportedly it's Elin's mother - a Swedish politician.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbro_Holmberg

Here's a file photo:

http://nonrhotic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/swedishchef460.jpg

epo

12-08-2009, 06:43 AM

Willmore

12-08-2009, 07:17 AM

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/TopFilms/Godfather/kay1.jpg

Oh, Tiger. Tiger, you are blind. It wasn't a visit to the hospital. It was an abortion. An abortion, Tiger. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Tiger! I wouldn't bring another one of your sons into this world! It was an abortion, Tiger! It was a son Tiger! A son! And I had it killed because this must all end!

You had an abortion? That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. Now you don't have to get fat, I don't have to pay for 18 years worth of food, clothes, schooling etc. And what's best - you did it on your own time. You knew I had a tee time at Pembroke and you didn't even bother me. That's why you're my wife - you let me fuck anyone I want, and you abort without prompting. You are the best.

xoxo

-Your tiger cub.

A.J.

12-08-2009, 08:18 AM

underdog

12-08-2009, 11:00 AM

JimBeam

12-08-2009, 11:18 AM

Did anybody else hear or see reported the story about Tiger being high on Ambien and Vicodin during the car crash and that when the Florida Highway Patrol tried to have his blood taken at the hospital that the State Attorney General, or somebody up there, declined the request ?

I heard it on one of the radio stations this morning but haven't followed up on it.

Snoogans

12-08-2009, 12:52 PM

JimBeam

12-08-2009, 01:12 PM

That's complete nonsense.

A guy hits a fire hydrant and a tree and is either unable to do field sobriety or just doesn't do it and there's no cause to take blood ?

Snoogans

12-08-2009, 01:13 PM

That's complete nonsense.

A guy hits a fire hydrant and a tree and is either unable to do field sobriety or just doesn't do it and there's no cause to take blood ?

the hospital has blood. The DA said there is not enough evidence that would secure the warrant needed to access his medical records

JimBeam

12-08-2009, 01:14 PM

So did they, the FHP, not ask for blood at the time of the accident and now want to go back and get some from the actual medical examination ?

Snoogans

12-08-2009, 01:15 PM

So did they, the FHP, not ask for blood at the time of the accident and now want to go back and get some from the actual medical examination ?

at the time they wanted to get blood and the DA said no. Now they have closed the case, and the hospital refused to release it without a warrant

Furtherman

12-08-2009, 03:04 PM

This could be the most embarrassing part of the whole situation for Tiger:

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20091130/ruchitel010310_X17_0.jpg

Yes, that is Ryan Seacrest frollicking with Tiger's who-er.

Actually, it may just turn out that she is his PIMP (Ryan's too).

Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes (http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes)

The biggest misconception about the Tiger cheating scandal is that Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin, two of the first three women named by the tabloids, were his full-time lovers. They may have been at some point (especially Rachel, some say on numerous occasions) but that was not their primary function. No, Uchitel's main job was to provide women for Tiger during his globetrotting excursions to various tournaments, charity functions and fuck-and-run private-jet weekends with his Fortune 500 party pals that he seemed to enjoy so much. Kalika Moquin? Many Las Vegas insiders doubt that she ever slept with Tiger. But she did set him up with some sweet VIP service at The Bank or at Bare like any good hostess would: a roomful of available girls with a certain look that Tiger wanted, flown in just for the occasion. This is the world of high-end nightclub VIP treatment, where velvet ropes guard comfy, cloistered areas with leathery couches and bottles of Grey Goose, everything catered to the wishes of the much sought-after professional athlete clientele. And, yes, sports fans, that means loading their velvet-roped stable with fake-boobied ponies to fuck. "The fact that people don't understand that these affairs are well-orchestrated is pretty naive," says one VIP concierge who has worked with Uchitel (we'll call him "Serge" for the sake of not always having to say "VIP Concierge Number 1" when using his quotes). "Rachel Uchitel works for Tiger the minute he gets off the plane wherever he is: from dinner, to photos, to nightclubs, to drugs, to girls — whatever he wants."

Beyond Tiger and Rachel: How It Works (http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/good-night-mr-lewis-beyond-tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel/13763)

Rachel Uchitel has club roots. Her grandparents ran El Morocco, which should always be mentioned in the same breath as places like the Copacabana, or the Stork Club or 21 or the Cotton Club. She grew up in the biz. People who work in the club industry might not like this little story -- or it will be so obvious to them that it's not worth reading. Promoters, hosts, waitresses -- not all but many have, over the last five years or so of the "bottle service era" become basically pimps and ho's. I have a good friend who never refers to a model as a model. He just calls them hookers. "Yeah, I'll be rolling deep with about a dozen hookers." He might text me something like this to entice me to his table. Is this all not obvious? Is this not how the world works? The photographers want to meet the models who need to meet the photographers to make their rent money or they’ll go to a club to meet a rich dude who will pay their rent and so on. The "real"' models -- the ones who are actually making bank -- may just want to meet interesting, like-minded folk. It's the same old story. I've seen it in Bogart movies.

sr71blackbird

12-08-2009, 03:07 PM

Just curious, if it came down to custody of the two kids, who should have them, Tiger or his wife?

Certainly he can afford to take care of them, but I think the wife would be a better choice.

Snoogans

12-08-2009, 03:09 PM

Just curious, if it came down to custody of the two kids, who should have them, Tiger or his wife?

Certainly he can afford to take care of them, but I think the wife would be a better choice.

if it came down to that she would be able to afford it too

brettmojo

12-08-2009, 03:15 PM

Just curious, if it came down to custody of the two kids, who should have them, Tiger or his wife?

Certainly he can afford to take care of them, but I think the wife would be a better choice.
I would think that if the story of her attacking him with a weapon is true that he would get full custody.

KnoxHarrington

12-08-2009, 03:23 PM

Bet you were saying to yourself "Yeah, yeah, this is all well and good, but tell me when they make a porno out of this."

Your lucky day has arrived. They have.

Directed by David Lord and starring adult performer Tyler Knight as “Tiger” and Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, Adam & Eve said the tongue-in-cheek flick should hit stores within eight weeks.

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” Lord said. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

If you didn't already know that this movie is going to be called "Tiger's Wood", you've obviously never watched porn.

http://business.avn.com/articles/36928.html

underdog

12-08-2009, 03:23 PM

brettmojo

12-08-2009, 03:25 PM

KnoxHarrington

12-08-2009, 03:28 PM

Makes sense... Since two of his ever growing number of fuck buddies happen to be porn stars. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/you-have-to-be-god-damn-kidding-me/)

Holy shit, her titties look like they might burst, because they've been so ridiculously augmented.

http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2009/12/you-have-to-be-god-damn-kidding-me/j008/&postid=452811

hanso

12-08-2009, 03:52 PM

Aren't all golfers pedophiles?

Cause they stroke small balls?

Fallon

12-08-2009, 08:08 PM

http://i45.tinypic.com/mmyfs2.jpg

JimBeam

12-09-2009, 07:24 AM

at the time they wanted to get blood and the DA said no. Now they have closed the case, and the hospital refused to release it without a warrant

That's just insane.

A person's in an accident and they appear to be under the influence that's more than enough probable cause for requesting blood obviously unless they are famous.

I hope somebody loses their job for that.

Or gets busted down to working traffic court.

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 07:42 AM

That's just insane.

A person's in an accident and they appear to be under the influence that's more than enough probable cause for requesting blood obviously unless they are famous.

I hope somebody loses their job for that.

Or gets busted down to working traffic court.

thats the thing. the laws in florida make it very tough to get medical records. Since no one saw him drinking, and no one smelled alcohol at the scene, there wasnt enough other evidence at the time, I guess, to get that warrant. Its hard to tell cause every 5 minutes they change what the fuck they are reporting.

Ritalin

12-09-2009, 07:46 AM

http://i45.tinypic.com/mmyfs2.jpg

Fucking hysterical.

Aggie

12-09-2009, 07:55 AM

thats the thing. the laws in florida make it very tough to get medical records. Since no one saw him drinking, and no one smelled alcohol at the scene, there wasnt enough other evidence at the time, I guess, to get that warrant. Its hard to tell cause every 5 minutes they change what the fuck they are reporting.

but didn't elin bring out a bottle of ambien and vicodin and show it to the cops at the scene? seems like that would be enough to get a warrant.

JimBeam

12-09-2009, 07:58 AM

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 07:59 AM

but didn't elin bring out a bottle of ambien and vicodin and show it to the cops at the scene? seems like that would be enough to get a warrant.

not if you were suspecting that Elin busted out the back window and was kicking his ass. Besides, having a script for it doesnt mean you are necc on it. Being Tiger was passed out when they got there, they couldnt do any field shit. Once you are at the hosp, they have to have enough to get passed the dr patient thing. Its no longer like a traffic stop.

KatPw

12-09-2009, 07:59 AM

So I'm listening to Stephanie Miller and she just mentioned that it has come out that Tiger likes to bareback it with his fucktoys. I wonder what lovely diseases has he passed on.

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 08:00 AM

Yeah it seems wierd because I thought they took bllod from Leyrtiz when he got in his DWI.

Now maybe w/ a fatality it's an automatic warrant.

I know in Louisiana if a person refused a breathalyzer drawing blood was almost a given.

they said its alot about Florida too. The laws are more strict, but because of that, they need alot more to proceed with things, according to the media.

And again, who fuckin know if they are even reporting facts anymore

JimBeam

12-09-2009, 08:01 AM

not if you were suspecting that Elin busted out the back window and was kicking his ass. Besides, having a script for it doesnt mean you are necc on it. Being Tiger was passed out when they got there, they couldnt do any field shit. Once you are at the hosp, they have to have enough to get passed the dr patient thing. Its no longer like a traffic stop.

This may very well be true but I dare any of us to get into a non-fatal accident while being under the influence then going to the hospital and hoping to avoid giving blood.

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 08:04 AM

This may very well be true but I dare any of us to get into a non-fatal accident while being under the influence then going to the hospital and hoping to avoid giving blood.

actually it happens alot. A guy I used to work with was drunk and rolled his truck at 4am and they just let the ambo take him and never checked his blood. I think because its alone. If he had hit someone else, even without injuring them, maybe they persue it more, I dont know

again this is assuming they are honestly reporting shit

JimBeam

12-09-2009, 08:09 AM

Yeah this whole story is all over the place.

In a month or so maybe it will have all settled and details will be out.

JPMNICK

12-09-2009, 08:14 AM

I love that tiger was raw dogging random whores across the US and still winning majors. he will write a check for 100,000,000+ and continue to bang 10's all over the country while still having 1/2 a billion dollars to retire with.

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 08:15 AM

I bet you Tiger is on that beach in Mexico that Drama sent Vinny to when he was depressed. Tiger is probvably down there fuckin all kinds of Mexican whores and chillin in a hammock

Contra

12-09-2009, 08:19 AM

Did they report that she is leaving him yet? I hope its soon so tiger starts squealing like a pig.

King Imp

12-09-2009, 08:22 AM

I bet you Tiger is on that beach in Mexico that Drama sent Vinny to when he was depressed. Tiger is probvably down there fuckin all kinds of Mexican whores and chillin in a hammock

"Tiger's gonna play in the Masters!"
"Tiger's not gonna play in the Masters!"
"Tiger's gonna play in the Masters!"

Snoogans

12-09-2009, 08:22 AM

"Tiger's gonna play in the Masters!"
"Tiger's not gonna play in the Masters!"
"Tiger's gonna play in the Masters!"

If anything, at least you know Tiger wont be such a pussy that he gets his heart broken by Mandy Moore

TheMojoPin

12-09-2009, 08:55 AM

I bet you Tiger is on that beach in Mexico that Drama sent Vinny to when he was depressed. Tiger is probvably down there fuckin all kinds of Mexican whores and chillin in a hammock

At least that make sense as opposed to a couple of broke ass bums like Turtle and Vince.

Fallon

12-09-2009, 08:24 PM

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Contra

12-09-2009, 10:04 PM

Wow original air date may 26th! Crazy, and now my life is a little more complete know Costner has a huge piece.

Snoogans

12-10-2009, 08:14 AM

new reports

The Tiger Woods' camp fired back at celebrity gossip website TMZ.com today, reporting that none of the company's employees have been laid in a year, and most for a much longer time than that.

"There is even a fair share of virgins at TMZ," says the report at TigerWoods.com titled "Tiger Woods comments on ongoing non-events." "Ninety-percent, that constitutes a fair share, don't you think?"

According to the report on the golfer's official website, there are two sources inside TMZ corroborating the story -- a higher threshold than the site itself has for running a report.

"Yes, everything I am saying is true," said the source in the report. "I don't know why it would surprise anyone that I would sell out my own employer for some attention. I work at freaking TMZ. Having no ethics and being morally depraved are the top two job requirements. Tell Tiger that for 20 bucks I'll tell him about the harem of Thai boys my boss has."

TigerWoods.com apparently refused to pay the source, however, because no such report followed.

A spokesperson for TMZ did not deny the specific claims in the TigerWoods.com story: "Unfortunately, even though they wish they had, many of our employees have not committed any transgressions of a sexual nature -- not counting repeatedly defiling themselves, often inside their own offices during working hours." The spokesman also requested "some privacy, simple human courtesy and decency during this difficult and embarrassing time. It sickens me that our culture has gotten to the point where our simple, gossip-reporters-next-door are no longer treated with deference and respect."

brettmojo

12-10-2009, 08:37 AM

I wonder how many secret kids he has.

Aggie

12-10-2009, 09:03 AM

Tell Tiger that for 20 bucks I'll tell him about the harem of Thai boys my boss has.

hammer finally found a job!

Fallon

12-11-2009, 03:33 PM

Whoa. Nobody has posted here in over a day. Damn Jersey Shore! Maybe this will help.

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hammersavage

12-11-2009, 03:57 PM

He's on indefinite leave from golf to repair his family.

GregoryJoseph

12-11-2009, 03:58 PM

I have a hard time looking at Tiger as a man.

He's a modern day Michael Jackson.

spoon

12-11-2009, 04:15 PM

Yah, he's well on his way to the majors sweep!

Foster

12-11-2009, 04:20 PM

I think this is the callgirl he spent $15K on

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/michelle_braun-300x300.jpg

hanso

12-11-2009, 04:21 PM

He's on indefinite leave from golf to repair his family.

Then that will flip to repair his bank account.

Suspect Chin

12-11-2009, 06:02 PM

Yah, he's well on his way to the majors sweep!

I hope someone sues Tiger to prevent him from leaving golf.

epo

12-12-2009, 09:00 PM

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KnoxHarrington

12-12-2009, 09:23 PM

You know, all the golfers who were piling on Tiger about this are sure as shit going to miss him when ratings on the events he would have been in plunge 50% or more.

Fallon

12-13-2009, 12:02 AM

You know, all the golfers who were piling on Tiger about this are sure as shit going to miss him when ratings on the events he would have been in plunge 50% or more.

SNL did a few bits about that tonight. The only highlight in a god awful episode.

brettmojo

12-14-2009, 12:58 PM

Awesome. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-might-have-cheated-again-this-weekend/)

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman romantically linked to Tiger Woods, told friends she had booked a plane ticket last Friday to West Palm Beach, just seven-and-a-half miles from the North Palm Beach marina where Woods’ yacht “Privacy” was docked over the weekend, and about 20 miles from his Jupiter Island home, Fox411.com (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/14/tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel-together-palm-beach/?test=faces) has learned.
News of Woods’ and Uchitel’s close proximity over the weekend came as mutual friends told Fox411.com that the two are still very much in love and still very much an item, and they have no plans on ending their relationship anytime soon.
“Tiger and Rachel are still very much in love,” an insider said. “They are still in communication and they’re just trying to figure out how to make it work so they can be together.”

TripleSkeet

12-14-2009, 07:40 PM

I have a hard time looking at Tiger as a man.

He's a modern day Michael Jackson.

Why? Because he liked to go get some pussy? As one of the most famous people on the planet I wouldve thought alot less of him if he WASNT fucking different women every other night. This isnt shocking to me, I pretty much assume this is what most guys in his position do.

spoon

12-15-2009, 01:37 AM

Uh oh, here we go.

Even if it's bullshit, this won't help. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-canadiandoctor-doping&prov=ap&type=lgns)

Ritalin

12-15-2009, 05:25 AM

Uh oh, here we go.

Even if it's bullshit, this won't help. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-canadiandoctor-doping&prov=ap&type=lgns)

It's fishy for sure - and I'm pissed if it turns out that Dara Torres was doping - but the doc makes a good point at the end of the article. If either one of them wanted to get HGH, they could have gotten it somewhere else.

But why wouldn't there be any US doctors using this platelet spinning technique? If it's effective, wouldn't every team doctor/trainer be using it? Could be that it's a bullshit smokescreen to cover the HGH, because a guy like Tiger doesn't want a McNamee situation occuring, either.

Of course I believe Tiger WOULD dope. Andy Pettite doped, and he pretends to be much more religious and pious than Tiger does.

Snoogans

12-15-2009, 07:00 AM

From what im hearing, as of now the "official" reason for Tiger seeing that doctor is that he was also one of the early pioners in PRP and thats why he came to see tiger

Snoogans

12-15-2009, 07:01 AM

It's fishy for sure - and I'm pissed if it turns out that Dara Torres was doping - but the doc makes a good point at the end of the article. If either one of them wanted to get HGH, they could have gotten it somewhere else.

But why wouldn't there be any US doctors using this platelet spinning technique? If it's effective, wouldn't every team doctor/trainer be using it? Could be that it's a bullshit smokescreen to cover the HGH, because a guy like Tiger doesn't want a McNamee situation occuring, either.

Of course I believe Tiger WOULD dope. Andy Pettite doped, and he pretends to be much more religious and pious than Tiger does.

its actually because its really new. They have used it on a few NFLers but there arent alot of Doctors doing it yet. Im not sayin Tiger didnt take some HGH to heal faster, he prob did. I hope he did. Get it back to 350+, pussy. But the PRP thing isnt really widely used. I know the Giants were using it earlier this year on Chris Canty

TripleSkeet

12-15-2009, 08:55 AM

Prescribing HGH is legal in Canada; it can be used in the United States but only in a few instances that don’t include hastening recovery from surgery.

Heres the part I dont get, why is that wrong? If it helps you recover from surgery, why is it not allowed?

Snoogans

12-15-2009, 09:06 AM

Heres the part I dont get, why is that wrong? If it helps you recover from surgery, why is it not allowed?

because it helps you heal unnaturally fast, giving you an advantage in sports. otherwise, from all things ive heard, its really not that harmful for you, esp if you use it correctly

Fallon

12-15-2009, 07:49 PM

Ritalin

12-15-2009, 07:58 PM

I'm surprised nobody has mashed up Tiger Woods golf and Grand Theft Auto. Tiger could crush a drive, then slide over to bang a skank in a boosted van.

Furtherman

01-04-2010, 06:51 AM

Here is an email that will probably make the rounds shortly, if you haven't seen it already. It's basically a rundown of why we havn't seen Tiger in public since that night his wife smacked up upside the head, as told by a friend of a friend.... you'll see:

I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. As we know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg and they share the same office. This information came from the other IMG Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is up to date as yesterday when my Member left Orlando.

On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his message box to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said yes. Tiger left the house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message in the phone, and the started a heated discussion to its regards. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to it, and did not know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to chance into his gym shorts and t - shirt, came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a chair in the living room, and Elin sat acorss from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his guns and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club thoughout the hallway to the garage (i.e causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as they arrive Mark is there waiting for them. The people from the hospital and the doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to check out the damage caused. The doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth and the gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who will make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get the jet ready and lets head to Phoenix to get this done. Friday after Tiger is released from the hospital, he does not return home, he and Mark board the plane for Phoenix. If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to TIger, and was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. Well now we know why, he was in Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than what they had originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been. Upon arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the conselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not in Palm Beach; and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it. Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood; Bay Hill. IMG contacted Arnold Palmer because of the high regard in which Tiger holds Arnold. Arnold has agreed, and IMG has said if anyone can get through to Tiger, Arnold may be the only person who can based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game as well. The moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers, and as of yesterday had no intention on doing so. Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at ngiht at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights).

That is as up to date as I have........

True? I have no idea, but it makes sense.

SatCam

01-04-2010, 07:10 AM

At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club thoughout the hallway to the garage (i.e causing the severe damage which has been reported).

She's lucky she hit Tiger and not TripleSkeet

Furtherman

01-06-2010, 02:25 PM

Gallagher on O&A just told the same story I posted above... apparently he knows a "golfer".

RoseBlood

01-06-2010, 02:54 PM

Here is an email that will probably make the rounds shortly, if you haven't seen it already. It's basically a rundown of why we havn't seen Tiger in public since that night his wife smacked up upside the head, as told by a friend of a friend.... you'll see:

True? I have no idea, but it makes sense.

Pop culture news is all a fallacy, based on greed, money, ratings and assumptions.. a disgusting downside of capitalism comes at the expense of people's lives and reputations.

News "corrections" are worthless when the damage is already done.

She's lucky she hit Tiger and not TripleSkeet

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Fallon

01-15-2010, 09:59 AM

disneyspy

02-17-2010, 04:23 PM

tiger to appologize and read a statement at 11 AM friday,coverage to be on ESPN

Suspect Chin

02-17-2010, 04:26 PM

tiger to appologize and read a statement at 11 AM friday,coverage to be on ESPN

Why are your disneyspy reports always like 6 hours late?

disneyspy

02-17-2010, 04:28 PM

Why are your disneyspy reports always like 6 hours late?

not a spy report,sorry just got back to civilization alittle while ago

Dell

02-17-2010, 04:28 PM

Why are your disneyspy reports always like 6 hours late?

did I blackout...it's already Friday...

KnoxHarrington

02-19-2010, 07:04 AM

The "apology" is on now.

He's trying so hard to look contrite and humbled, but it's just making him look even douchier.

KnoxHarrington

02-19-2010, 07:12 AM

What is the sound of one hand palming a face?

A billion Buddhists as Tiger proclaims he has again become a practicing Buddhist.

A.J.

02-19-2010, 07:13 AM

The only thing he should apologize for was getting married in the first place. Then say "ARod found out and then so did I".

KnoxHarrington

02-19-2010, 07:14 AM

The only thing he should apologize for was getting married in the first place. Then say "ARod found out and then so did I".

Yeah, I don't see how this grovelling and begging for mercy is any more "dignified" than just getting a divorce and saying "What can I say, I love pussy and want as much of it as I can get."

KingModem

02-19-2010, 07:28 AM

He sounds like a battered spouse.

StanUpshaw

02-19-2010, 11:06 AM

Tiger Woods should give up golf and start his own gossip website focused solely on the moralistic fucks who have been hounding him. Hire a team of private detectives and find out every shred of their personal business and publish it for all to gawk at.

hammersavage

02-19-2010, 11:16 AM

what an absolute atrocity. fuck him

PapaBear

02-19-2010, 09:01 PM

You know what I hate most about never ending dramas? They never end!:wallbash:

TeeBone

02-20-2010, 04:57 AM

He sounds like a battered spouse.
He sounds like a Clinton......You know the, "...I'm sorry because I was caught " approach to excuse making.

sailor

02-20-2010, 04:59 AM

A.J.

02-20-2010, 10:15 AM

I don't recall ARod having to make a public apology for fucking around on his then-wife.

Jujubees2

02-25-2010, 11:08 AM

Now PETA's making fun of him...

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/tigerbillboardpeta.jpg

Tiger smacked by proposed PETA billboard (http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/02/post-279.html.php)

Contra

03-01-2010, 06:54 PM

So the blackest white president called the whitest black golfer to give some words of encouragement about his "transgressions". I wonder what advice slick willy shared with him.

cougarjake13

03-03-2010, 06:08 PM

Now PETA's making fun of him...

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/tigerbillboardpeta.jpg

Tiger smacked by proposed PETA billboard (http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/02/post-279.html.php)

are they allowed to use his likeness without his permission ??

Mitch&Murray

03-16-2010, 07:29 AM

ESPN reporting Tiger to return for Masters

Jujubees2

05-10-2010, 05:14 AM

Now we know the real problem

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Tiger has a bulging dick in his back!

Freitag

05-10-2010, 05:59 AM

If the neck problem is legitimate, it's probably the best thing for Tiger. He can have a real reason to fade off the radar and people not care about him as folks move on to other topics.

pennington

05-10-2010, 06:15 AM

If the neck problem is legitimate, it's probably the best thing for Tiger. He can have a real reason to fade off the radar and people not care about him as folks move on to other topics.

It's probably stress. A lot of people's necks bother them when they are under a lot of stress.

But I agree, he needs to go away and become yesterday's news. Even if his wife takes half of everything (his pre-nup apparently had a fidelity clause), he'll still have more than he needs for the rest of his life. Then he can come back and start playing in some small tournaments and work on his game.