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Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:09 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j9oDqG2zBGE/SR21qr68TkI/AAAAAAAACXQ/0Ko7bjdVNNY/s400/armored+beagle.bmp


YOU BETTER TAP OUT, FAST

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:11 PM
holy shit!



how are you supposed to fight that?!!?

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 07:11 PM
That dog is horny. I'd stay away, too.

WampusCrandle
11-22-2009, 07:11 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6yHnNtwjAwE/R1jLpLr1PxI/AAAAAAAABZw/N8tlmK3YutY/s400/dog%2Barmor.jpg

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:12 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6yHnNtwjAwE/R1jLpLr1PxI/AAAAAAAABZw/N8tlmK3YutY/s400/dog%2Barmor.jpg

why are you always ruining bits


HE TAPPED OUT IN A FIGHT AGAINST A BEAGLE. ASS

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:12 PM
what the fuck are you people trying to do to me?

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 07:12 PM
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fanta-dog.jpg

Kevin
11-22-2009, 07:13 PM
Toolowbrow will have much more trouble with this dog.

He would be always thinking about food while he is fighting.

http://adrenalinesshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tailgate-companion-499.jpg


Thanks Dog

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:14 PM
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fanta-dog.jpg

this dog is going down.


he has no headgear on!:thumbup:

mikeyboy
11-22-2009, 07:15 PM
this dog is going down.


he has no headgear on!:thumbup:

..and look at him. He totally thinks he's badass.

FrogSlayer
11-22-2009, 07:15 PM
holy shit!



how are you supposed to fight that?!!?

I bet you could completely derail him with a steak or a ball

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:16 PM
Toolowbrow will have much more trouble with this dog.

He would be always thinking about food while he is fighting.

http://adrenalinesshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tailgate-companion-499.jpg


Thanks Dog

long eared dog


...his ears are his weakness, attack with fists and a grabbing action

one fluid movement

Death Metal Moe
11-22-2009, 07:16 PM
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fanta-dog.jpg

Don't you wanna?

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:17 PM
I bet you could completely derail him with a steak or a ball

who brings a steak or ball into the ring?

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:17 PM
I think TLB would lose in a fight to a beagle (legit)...all he has to do is try to grab one of their paws. Those lil shits don't like that kinda foul play!

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:18 PM
I think TLB would lose in a fight to a beagle (legit)...all he has to do is try to grab one of their paws. Those lil shits don't like that kinda foul play!

i DID lose to a fight against a beagle

it was my last fight in an amateur league

Judge Smails
11-22-2009, 07:18 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjM4I03ry_M/Sm6iDWi4k5I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/NQUZDN4FApU/s400/dog+hold+

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:18 PM
Toolowbrow will have much more trouble with this dog.

He would be always thinking about food while he is fighting.

http://adrenalinesshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tailgate-companion-499.jpg


Thanks Dog

That's a long-eared beagle. :laugh:

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:19 PM
i DID lose to a fight against a beagle

it was my last fight in an amateur league

Were you grabbing at his paws? If not, you're a pussy.

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:19 PM
i DID lose to a fight against a beagle

it was my last fight in an amateur league

awesome

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:21 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjM4I03ry_M/Sm6iDWi4k5I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/NQUZDN4FApU/s400/dog+hold+

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute! They eyebrows get me everytime. :wub:

RhinoinMN
11-22-2009, 07:22 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjM4I03ry_M/Sm6iDWi4k5I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/NQUZDN4FApU/s400/dog+hold+
That dog must be Puerto Rican.

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:22 PM
Were you grabbing at his paws? If not, you're a pussy.

i was trying to land an elbow on his back.

looking back i was going too much for the crowd reaction

i shouldve stayed focused

the dog darted in low and took out my calf

the fight was to the death but i threw in the towel


then i had to hand over my dog fighters card

my career was over

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:23 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjM4I03ry_M/Sm6iDWi4k5I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/NQUZDN4FApU/s400/dog+hold+

ha!

who brings a knife to a dog fight?

hes overcompensating

id have him down by the third round

mikeyboy
11-22-2009, 07:23 PM
That dog must be Puerto Rican.

Don't demean my people.

Furtherman
11-22-2009, 07:26 PM
This is why the inevitable canine apocalypse is coming.

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:26 PM
i was trying to land an elbow on his back.

looking back i was going too much for the crowd reaction

i shouldve stayed focused

the dog darted in low and took out my calf

the fight was to the death but i threw in the towel


then i had to hand over my dog fighters card

my career was over

Your asininity is lost on me. That's ok, tho, i still think you'd get the shit kicked outta your pussy by a beagle.

Just sayin'. :smile:

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:27 PM
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TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:28 PM
Your asininity is lost on me. That's ok, tho, i still think you'd get the shit kicked outta your pussy by a beagle.

Just sayin'. :smile:

yeah, well you try and fight a trained fighter

spoon
11-22-2009, 07:30 PM
Can you take out this dog? I hear it's a deadly breed.

Hell, it killed off bdogcakes.....twice.

http://www.thomasdexters.com/assets/bulldog%201986.jpg

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:31 PM
Can you take out this dog? I hear it's a deadly breed.

Hell, it killed off bdogcakes.....twice.

http://www.thomasdexters.com/assets/bulldog%201986.jpg

im not gonna fight a dog with a severed human penis in its mouth

Judge Smails
11-22-2009, 07:31 PM
http://www.bodybuildingblog.co.uk/images/muscle-dog.jpg

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:33 PM
http://www.bodybuildingblog.co.uk/images/muscle-dog.jpg

yeah that dog must be on the pro circuit

theres a big DML (dog man league) fight coming up in december at the meadowlands

anyone interested?

i might have an extra ticket

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:34 PM
http://www.bodybuildingblog.co.uk/images/muscle-dog.jpg

JESUS CHRIST

What the fuck is that, RUN

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:34 PM
yeah that dog must be on the pro circuit

theres a big DML (dog man league) fight coming up in december at the meadowlands

anyone interested?

i might have an extra ticket

i thought you couldnt afford them

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:35 PM
i think its appropriate to post this again (http://www.zshare.net/audio/68669676e5dbfc41/)

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:35 PM
JESUS CHRIST

What the fuck is that, RUN

see!

now you can see what the pro's look like

i bet he has a huge house in l.a., beautiful bitches and at least 60 mil in the bank

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:37 PM
i thought you couldnt afford them

i talked to the owner of my gym the other day.

he has seats at this even that he was able to hand over somehow

sweet!

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 07:38 PM
i talked to the owner of my gym the other day.

he has seats at this even that he was able to hand over somehow

sweet!

he still has the gym from 96? When were you in Ithica?

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:40 PM
he still has the gym from 96? When were you in Ithica?

he doesnt but yeah, thats where it was

hes managing some up and coming dog from ireland now

he couldnt keep the gym cause he has to be on the road alot

plus this dog pays him more than the gym ever took in

spoon
11-22-2009, 07:45 PM
im not gonna fight a dog with a severed human penis in its mouth

He's one tough mother fucker. Sorry your fear has overcome you.

spoon
11-22-2009, 07:46 PM
This bad bad mofo will light you up in the junior circuit. He's a big prospect with the Klinker K9 Crew.

http://mini-schnauzerpups.com/index_files/pup4.jpg

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:48 PM
This bad bad mofo will light you up in the junior circuit. He's a big prospect with the Klinker K9 Crew.

http://mini-schnauzerpups.com/index_files/pup4.jpg

maybe but he looks like he'll always be an undercard fighter to me

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 07:49 PM
INVISI-BEAGLE!!!

http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/13/3246/13958/how-to-draw-a-beagle-dog-step-5.jpg

He probably even has a jet like Wonder Woman's.

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:49 PM
This bad bad mofo will light you up in the junior circuit. He's a big prospect with the Klinker K9 Crew.

http://mini-schnauzerpups.com/index_files/pup4.jpg

He's not good enough to out-smart a schnauzer..puppy or not. :dry:

Stuft
11-22-2009, 07:50 PM
INVISI-BEAGLE!!!

http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/13/3246/13958/how-to-draw-a-beagle-dog-step-5.jpg

He probably even has a jet like Wonder Woman's.

:laugh:

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:52 PM
INVISI-BEAGLE!!!

http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/13/3246/13958/how-to-draw-a-beagle-dog-step-5.jpg

He probably even has a jet like Wonder Woman's.

lets not go into fantasy

dog fighting is a real sport

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 07:53 PM
lets not go into fantasy

dog fighting is a real sport
He doesn't look real to you? Denial.

spoon
11-22-2009, 07:55 PM
I WISH someone would put this bitch down. Get back in the game TLB and do it!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/m_6e32c93fe24a1269ac609232a4c5a5c2.jpg

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 07:56 PM
He doesn't look real to you? Denial.

im just jaded

ive fought too many dogs in my life

i used to love the rush of stepping into the ring

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 07:57 PM
im just jaded

ive fought too many dogs in my life

i used to love the rush of stepping into the ring
You're just trying to get an ESPN docu-drama. Aren't you?

TripleSkeet
11-22-2009, 07:57 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjM4I03ry_M/Sm6iDWi4k5I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/NQUZDN4FApU/s400/dog+hold+

Silly dog. Bringing a knife to a gunfight...
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3751/97372276.jpg (http://img265.imageshack.us/i/97372276.jpg/)

FrogSlayer
11-22-2009, 08:02 PM
TLB this guy owns you

http://www.surveillance-equip.com/k9-armor1.jpg

he is a cop too, kick your ass and then take you downtown

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:03 PM
You're just trying to get an ESPN docu-drama. Aren't you?

nah. i never moved up to the pro level

and the pros get so much attention, no one wants to hears the story of a washed up amateur

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:05 PM
TLB this guy owns you

http://www.surveillance-equip.com/k9-armor1.jpg

he is a cop too, kick your ass and then take you downtown

he doenst get to wear the jacket in the ring.

only trunks and gloves

Stuft
11-22-2009, 08:07 PM
he doenst get to wear the jacket in the ring.

only trunks and gloves

He doesn't need the jacket. Fuck, he doesn't even need his paws...maybe just his stumps and a few teeth...DONE-SKI!

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 08:09 PM
he doenst get to wear the jacket in the ring.

only trunks and gloves
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SKWXTP46TzI/AAAAAAAAAr4/MlQxfH2Mq3U/s400/Peru+dog4.jpg

FrogSlayer
11-22-2009, 08:09 PM
TooLowBrow thinks he is all badass with his fuckin thumbs

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:10 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SKWXTP46TzI/AAAAAAAAAr4/MlQxfH2Mq3U/s400/Peru+dog4.jpg

exactly

that dog hired that guy to train him


good fighters start training young

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:11 PM
TooLowBrow thinks he is all badass with his fuckin thumbs

you gotta use the weapons you have

FrogSlayer
11-22-2009, 08:13 PM
you gotta use the weapons you have

I guess you're going to be using your "big" human brain too.
Dog hater fuckstick

Judge Smails
11-22-2009, 08:13 PM
You are no match for El Perro Loco

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lucador.jpg

Stuft
11-22-2009, 08:15 PM
You are no match for El Perro Loco

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lucador.jpg

OH MY GAWD!

That poor animal!!!!!! :lol:

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:15 PM
I guess you're going to be using your "big" human brain too.
Dog hater fuckstick

i dont hate dogs

ive mostly only fought dogs in the ring

and theyre in the business

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:16 PM
You are no match for El Perro Loco

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lucador.jpg

i HATE those high flying mexican fighters!

but if thats what you fight, generally they go down pretty quick

PapaBear
11-22-2009, 08:18 PM
You are no match for El Perro Loco

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lucador.jpg

It's still real to me, DAMMIT!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6ImA-vA_8U/SYIWziifiBI/AAAAAAAAAB4/yDOaIRy4f-s/s320/Its-Still-Real-to-Me-Dammit.jpg

FrogSlayer
11-22-2009, 08:19 PM
i dont hate dogs

ive mostly only fought dogs in the ring

and theyre in the business

I can only get behind this if you are fighting on your hand and knees.
I mean... thumbs, "big" human brain, and you can kick too.....
I could just kick some of those dogs a quarter mile.

Are we talking MMA rules or Boxing?
Cage or Ring?

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 08:19 PM
i think i found lowbrow's gym:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4133yCqKVgL._AA280_.jpg

Snoogans
11-22-2009, 08:20 PM
I can only get behind this if you are fighting on your hand and knees.
I mean... thumbs, "big" human brain, and you can kick too.....
I could just kick some of those dogs a quarter mile.

Are we talking MMA rules or Boxing?
Cage or Ring?

listen to the audio link posted on the last page
it explains all

Stuft
11-22-2009, 08:21 PM
i think i found lowbrow's gym:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4133yCqKVgL._AA280_.jpg

I wonder if Jezo is in the locker room

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:22 PM
I can only get behind this if you are fighting on your hand and knees.
I mean... thumbs, "big" human brain, and you can kick too.....
I could just kick some of those dogs a quarter mile.

Are we talking MMA rules or Boxing?
Cage or Ring?

humans are on their feet.

the dogs have studied tapes of their opponents moves, so they usually wont fall for an opening kick

the rules are dog fightling league rules

and its in a ring

we start out in garages and parking lots, but the pros fight in areans around the world

RhinoinMN
11-22-2009, 08:27 PM
humans are on their feet.

the dogs have studied tapes of their opponents moves, so they usually wont fall for an opening kick

the rules are dog fightling league rules

and its in a ring

we start out in garages and parking lots, but the pros fight in areans around the world

What is the first rule of the dog fighting league?

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:28 PM
i think i found lowbrow's gym:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4133yCqKVgL._AA280_.jpg

michael vick is an animal

he has no connection with dfl

he made the dogs fight each other which is barbaric

most human fighters dislike him and the dogs hate him

in dfl the dogs are rich enough that they can buy professional managers and trainers

i think vick bought his own dogs, they werent real fighters

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:29 PM
What is the first rule of the dog fighting league?

humans cant bite

hanso
11-22-2009, 08:49 PM
http://i.fhqhosting.com/a9fd8d38cf6f-funny%20dog%20star%20trek.jpg
photon torpedoes bitch!

TooLowBrow
11-22-2009, 08:52 PM
http://i.fhqhosting.com/a9fd8d38cf6f-funny%20dog%20star%20trek.jpg
photon torpedoes bitch!

i dont know why sports are a joke to some people

Chigworthy
11-23-2009, 05:30 AM
I'm dyin for some steak balls right now.

Curt
11-24-2009, 09:32 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/leonardoodle.jpg

This fucker was trained in the ancient and mysterious martial arts it could take you out without you even seeing it coming.