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furie
11-21-2009, 09:32 AM
After watching deep blue sea last night, i realized that while it was good, it still doesn't compare to Jaws. sure the animatronic shark was a bit cheesy at times, but DBS just doesn't have that feeling of dread that comes with the the boat scene.
Snoogans
11-21-2009, 09:36 AM
Shark Attack 2
Judge Smails
11-21-2009, 09:37 AM
How is this even a fucking question? Hey, what was the better mob movie - Godfather or Corky Romano?
ANC
11-21-2009, 09:39 AM
How is this even a fucking question? Hey, what was the better mob movie - Godfather or Corky Romano?

This !

:thumbup:

:lol::lol::lol:
IamFogHat
11-21-2009, 09:39 AM
Deep Blue Sea is hideous.
Snoogans
11-21-2009, 09:39 AM
Deep Blue Sea is hideous.

A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
Snoogans
11-21-2009, 09:42 AM
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TheMojoPin
11-21-2009, 09:46 AM
What's a better western, High Noon or The Apple Dumpling Gang?
Snoogans
11-21-2009, 09:49 AM
What's a better western, High Noon or The Apple Dumpling Gang?

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/vhs-videos/744-1.jpg
ANC
11-21-2009, 09:52 AM
"Oooh Navy Seals!"

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p235/polygon86/clerks_navy_seals.jpg
Marc with a c
11-21-2009, 10:30 AM
did jeff hack into furie's account?
IamFogHat
11-21-2009, 10:31 AM
"Oooh Navy Seals!"

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p235/polygon86/clerks_navy_seals.jpg

:lol:
Penelope
11-21-2009, 06:12 PM
I like the movie Orca. The killer whale takes revenge on the guys that killed his mate. he starts fires and causes car crashes. It's great!
Marc with a c
11-21-2009, 06:14 PM
mega shark vs. giant octopus beats all.
CruelCircus
11-21-2009, 06:31 PM
You've gotta admit, what happens to Samuel L. Jackson's character in DBS was pretty damn cool.
IamFogHat
11-21-2009, 06:32 PM
You've gotta admit, what happens to Samuel L. Jackson's character in DBS was pretty damn cool.

Not only will I not admit it, I will profess it was a rape of cinema.
JimBeam
11-21-2009, 06:54 PM
Jaws it is.

Deep Blue Sea was on the Weather Channel ( ???? ) last night.

While I like most Thomas Jane movies having both Samuel L Jackson and LL Cool J, both playing their somewhat typical character, kills this one.

How does Mega Shark versus Giant Squid, or whatever that was called, not make the list ?
GregoryJoseph
11-21-2009, 07:21 PM
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CruelCircus
11-21-2009, 11:13 PM
Not only will I not admit it, I will profess it was a rape of cinema.

I don't see why the two are mutually exclusive.

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Mitch&Murray
11-22-2009, 07:07 AM
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KEITHJAY
11-22-2009, 02:03 PM
Saffron was the best part of that shit movie,with all the CGI these days they should be able to make a good,intense shark movie

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/DBSdvd2b.jpg
brettmojo
11-22-2009, 02:14 PM
I like the movie Orca. The killer whale takes revenge on the guys that killed his mate. he starts fires and causes car crashes. It's great!
The best part was when it attacked the guy's stilt house and bit off that girls leg. She didn't do nothing to him man... And he just fucking bit off her leg. Evil motherfucker.
Recyclerz
11-22-2009, 06:35 PM
The best part was when it attacked the guy's stilt house and bit off that girls leg. She didn't do nothing to him man... And he just fucking bit off her leg. Evil motherfucker.

That chick was Bo Derek and the whale bit off her leg as a favor to the liberals in Hollywood who wanted to persecute her for being a Republican. *


*It must be true. Glenn Beck told me. :wink:
razorboy
11-23-2009, 09:57 PM
No love for She Gods of Shark Reef?
PapaBear
11-23-2009, 10:06 PM
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I've never seen this movie. But if you're going to steal a shark death scene, for a bad shark movie, why steal one from another bad shark movie (Jaws 2)?
PapaBear
11-23-2009, 10:09 PM
Holy shit! Deep Blue Sea is on right now on Bravo! I'm not going to watch it.
weekapaugjz
11-23-2009, 10:12 PM
Holy shit! Deep Blue Sea is on right now on Bravo! I'm not going to watch it.

i'm watching it right now.

:help:
Judge Smails
11-23-2009, 10:16 PM
I've never seen this movie. But if you're going to steal a shark death scene, for a bad shark movie, why steal one from another bad shark movie (Jaws 2)?

And why did she have to take off her wetsuit and stand on it? Wasn't she already wearing rubber soled shoes? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
PapaBear
11-23-2009, 10:19 PM
And why did she have to take off her wetsuit and stand on it? Wasn't she already wearing rubber soled shoes? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
I don't think wet suits are even made out of rubber, anyway. Though, they may still be made out of something that's not a conductor. But then again... No matter what they're made of, they'd still be covered in water.
razorboy
11-23-2009, 10:21 PM
I don't think wet suits are even made out of rubber, anyway. Though, they may still be made out of something that's not a conductor. But then again... No matter what they're made of, they'd still be covered in water.

Wetsuits are made out of neoprene, and the conductivity of neoprene is almost identical to water.
A.J.
11-24-2009, 04:04 AM
http://www.jabootu.com/images/vcdarkwaters.jpg
topless_mike
11-24-2009, 06:43 AM
http://www.jabootu.com/images/vcdarkwaters.jpg

if thats the same simmone jade that im thinking of, she has amazing tits.
TheMojoPin
11-24-2009, 07:33 AM
What a shark movie always needs is an epileptic, roaring shark...and Michael Caine.

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JimBeam
11-24-2009, 07:49 AM
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She's looked better.

In that scene she was a little doughy looking around the midsection.

No boobs either.
TheMojoPin
11-24-2009, 07:59 AM
"Doughy?"
JimBeam
11-24-2009, 09:37 AM
Yeah, there's not a lot of definition in the abs there.

I don't need to see a 6 pack but I would like to see that she's attempted to do a crunch or 2 at least once in her life.

Kinda bothers me.
mikeyboy
11-24-2009, 09:51 AM
What was that shark movie they were shooting in One Crazy Summer? That one.
drusilla
11-24-2009, 09:52 AM
deep blue sea is a piece of crap & i will sit through it every single time i notice it's on tv.