I didn't wipe when I pooed

[LordJezo]

I decided I wanted to try something new.

After a poop I took last night I removed all of my clothes and squatted in the shower. I took the shower head and changed it to be the high pressure setting. I stuck it under my anus and did a make shift bidet.

It felt pretty nice, I think I may do it again sometime. Not having to use wipes or toilet paper was very refreshing.

[Chigworthy]

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/stidesbottles.jpg

[Jujubees2]

Just don't try it at the gym...

[Patient zer0]

I jizzed I'm my own mouth once

[Chigworthy]

I jezo'ed I'm my own mouth once

fixed

[Patient zer0]

I wish

[Seinfez]

Now can you spare a square?

[underdog]

Just buy a bidet attachment for your toilet.

[opie's twisted balls]

http://i45.tinypic.com/15e78js.gif

[Tall_James]

I thought he'd be more apt to fling his feces rather than hose it off.

[KingGeno]

I fart in old Tylenol bottles, and save them for later.

[Tall_James]

I sneeze in my hand and give high fives!

[Dougie Brootal]

I jizzed I'm my own mouth once

20 minutes, and this still isnt a mod quote... this place sucks without mikeyboy...:wallbash:

[opie's twisted balls]

I jizzed I'm my own mouth once
How many times a day do you normally take a shot of your own spunk?

[topless_mike]

nothing wrong with that.
cant say that in the past, i havent taken a pre-shower dump and opted to save a tree.

[Patient zer0]

How many times a day do you normally take a shot of your own spunk?
An ounce a day keeps the doctor away!