How many dogs could you beat in a fight?

[JohnCharles]

You don't know their history.

You don't know the size of the dog.

But, you are in an octagon ring and the dogs are coming in one every 90 seconds.

Which ones pose the biggest problem?

Which ones are the easiest to beat?

[Snoogans]

angry rottweiler, 0, chiuahwa ten million

[razorboy]

As long as there are no Chow Chows or Akitas, I'll be fine.

[Marc with a c]

all of them.

[WampusCrandle]

i normally kill puppies all the time, but i don't know how to convert that into old dogs.

[STC-Dub]

I would be dog chow.

[PapaBear]

I would be dog chow.
You're so pedestrian. I'd be Iams.

[JohnCharles]

Dog Fighting humans.mp3 - 18.31MB (http://www.zshare.net/audio/68669676e5dbfc41/)

[Snoogans]

wow what an asshole i was. Man do i love to tease the retards

[CountryBob]

I got attacked by my cousins Rotweiler when I was a teen. He bit my leg and was trying to pull me into his garage/doghouse. While trying to get away I grabbed his front leg and broke the place between his paw and leg bone. That son of a bitch yelped and limped away - I had 10 stitches in my leg. Vet put a cast on the dog and for years later, that bastard wouldnt come near me.
I think I could take 1 at a time - I know their weakness.

[Tall_James]

Could you beat a Rottweiller if you were only armed with a stapler?

[biggestmexi]

Could you beat a Rottweiller if you were only armed with a stapler?

good thing about dogs is that you can mind control them like cesar.

but with a stapler and the way a dogs balls hang you can staple them to his leg.

[strawberrypop]

You're so pedestrian. I'd be Iams.

Iams is shitty. Don't believe the hype.

[Chigworthy]

I got attacked by my cousins Rotweiler when I was a teen. He bit my leg and was trying to pull me into his garage/doghouse. While trying to get away I grabbed his front leg and broke the place between his paw and leg bone. That son of a bitch yelped and limped away - I had 10 stitches in my leg. Vet put a cast on the dog and for years later, that bastard wouldnt come near me.
I think I could take 1 at a time - I know their weakness.

You're cousin's a bit of a douche for keeping the thing after it attacked you.

[TeeBone]

This isn't as poignant a question as, "how many 9 year old could you beat up?" but it'll do...

Depending on the breed and whether or not the dogs were raised by white people or black people, how hungry they were, day or night, am I wearing a mailman's uniform etc...I'd say I could take 2, why do you ask?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Z1QHJWrnhySMsM:http://www.connietalk.com/dog_the_bounty_hunter.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

I never understood grown men that were afraid of a dog. Theres not one dog alive I wouldnt completely fuck up if I had to. They have no fucking hands! Zero defense against kicks and if you had to you could snap their front legs usually like they were twigs. If not at least strangle the fucking thing. A St. Bernard may be the toughest because of their size and the fact they have lock jaws.

As far as the question. Who the fuck knows?

[Snoogans]

I never understood grown men that were afraid of a dog. Theres not one dog alive I wouldnt completely fuck up if I had to. They have no fucking hands! Zero defense against kicks and if you had to you could snap their front legs usually like they were twigs. If not at least strangle the fucking thing. A St. Bernard may be the toughest because of their size and the fact they have lock jaws.

As far as the question. Who the fuck knows?

you would be RUINED by a Rottweiler. You have no idea bro.

[CountryBob]

You're cousin's a bit of a douche for keeping the thing after it attacked you.

Yeah, he acted like it was my fault. He trained 3 of those dogs to guard his estate and they bit a few more people. They were totally scared of him so he thought they were that way to any family. I honestly felt that if I wasnt able to defend myself, that dog would have tried to eat me. If that was my grandmother, she wouldnt have made it.

[TripleSkeet]

you would be RUINED by a Rottweiler. You have no idea bro.

Ive seen vicious Rots. They worked at a garage. They looked like bad motherfuckers. But one on one, when I were to see it coming, I have no doubt Id fuck a Rot up.

[Snoogans]

Ive seen vicious Rots. They worked at a garage. They looked like bad motherfuckers. But one on one, when I were to see it coming, I have no doubt Id fuck a Rot up.

a rots make up will not stop coming til its dead or you are though. Break one leg, and you will have an adrenaline riled rot tryin for your throat. You are vastly underestimating it

[topless_mike]

none. i dont hit dogs.

[SinA]

1.5

[Chigworthy]

the fact they have lock jaws.


It is impossible for this to be a fact since it is not true.

P.S. An American Bulldog would eat your face before you could come close to breakiing it's legs or whatever. People underestimate dogs, and animals in general, all the time. I just hope you don't find out the hard way.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I would devastate an army of shitzus with steel toed boots.

[IamFogHat]

I beat a dog in a fight once but it was to save my dog from it killing her, there's a thread about it if you can find it.
Dogs getting hurt makes me queasy but in a life or death situation, or even just if they were attacking me I think I could probably beat around twenty before my strength gave out, based on that experience, and again in that situation my adrenaline was my whole being so it's kind of an unfair assessment.

[mikeyboy]

Could I have a gun so I can take them down like in Resident Evil 2?

[GregoryJoseph]

Killing an attack dog requires giving up a part of your body, usually the forearm.

If they hopefully take the bait and clamp down on it, you can easily snap their necks.

It'll be painful, though.

[TooLowBrow]

i have killed 10 rottweilers with one kick. but i only did it once and i dont know if i could do it again.

[Stuft]

I would devastate an army of shitzus with steel toed boots.

This made me chuckle. My shih tzu would gnaw through your boot just so she could eat your toes off, one by one. Mean lil fucks they can be.

[foodcourtdruide]

I don't think this is a good question. You have to give a breed of dog.

[sr71blackbird]

If you knock out one hot dog dog, you can pretty much use him as a weapon to beat the other dogs to death with

[boosterp]

Killing an attack dog requires giving up a part of your body, usually the forearm.

If they hopefully take the bait and clamp down on it, you can easily snap their necks.

It'll be painful, though.

I've had to do this and felt bad for it. I still have some of the scars on my arm and am still cautious around bulldogs. Damn thing was going after my little sister so I jumped in front of it and it latched on to my arm. I fell over the top of the dog an my weight, it's refusal to let go, and it's momentum snapped it's neck.

I do not kill animals unless in self defence or to eat. These would have to be young dogs about BBQ size and I'd fight 2 of them. One goes in the freezer and one turns into a stuffed roasted pig.

[TripleSkeet]

It is impossible for this to be a fact since it is not true.

P.S. An American Bulldog would eat your face before you could come close to breakiing it's legs or whatever. People underestimate dogs, and animals in general, all the time. I just hope you don't find out the hard way.

At 6'2 Id love to see an american bulldog get to my face. Id kick that fat midget fuck dog to death in minutes.

Seriously, most dogs do damage because people run from them, they get the guys legs, and they go down, bringing them to the level of the dog. If a dog leaps at you and you just dodge it or push it out of the way and respond with fucking kicks that dogs gonna run. As long as you stay on your feet youve got the fight.

Snoogans theres a post in this very thread about a guy that broke a Rots leg and the fucking dog yelped like crazy and ran away. Theres no "makeup" that makes dogs just ignore all injury to fight. Humans think like that, most of the creatures in the animal kingdom run if injured before getting killed. Its called survival mode.

[TripleSkeet]

I do not kill animals unless in self defence or to eat. These would have to be young dogs about BBQ size and I'd fight 2 of them. One goes in the freezer and one turns into a stuffed roasted pig.

I never knew you were Korean.

[boosterp]

I never knew you were Korean.

It tastes like beef, I was tricked into eating dog once. And I am as white as a ginger could be.

[furie]

7

[Chigworthy]

At 6'2 Id love to see an american bulldog get to my face. Id kick that fat midget fuck dog to death in minutes.

Seriously, most dogs do damage because people run from them, they get the guys legs, and they go down, bringing them to the level of the dog. If a dog leaps at you and you just dodge it or push it out of the way and respond with fucking kicks that dogs gonna run. As long as you stay on your feet youve got the fight.

Snoogans theres a post in this very thread about a guy that broke a Rots leg and the fucking dog yelped like crazy and ran away. Theres no "makeup" that makes dogs just ignore all injury to fight. Humans think like that, most of the creatures in the animal kingdom run if injured before getting killed. Its called survival mode.


If this is sarcasm, you've fooled me.

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Midget? Notice the height of it's jump. Many of the bulldog attacks we see in my county involve the dog doing this from someone's face. Except the lips tear a lot sooner than the canvas firehose used on the springpole.

They are called bulldogs for a reason. Because they killed bulls. I doubt you are stronger than a bull. And if you think you will scare one away by breaking it's bones before it shreds your face, you are wrong. Recently, an animal control officer was attacked by 2 bulldogs, and it took officers 11 shots to kill one and wound the other. This is happening almost on a daily basis in this country. I investigate potentially dangerous or vicious dog vs human attacks just about every week, if not more. If you're at all interested in the truth, google news "pit bull" and "american bulldog" and you will find a slew of new stories every day regarding these attacks.

[TripleSkeet]

If this is sarcasm, you've fooled me.

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Midget? Notice the height of it's jump. Many of the bulldog attacks we see in my county involve the dog doing this from someone's face. Except the lips tear a lot sooner than the canvas firehose used on the springpole.

They are called bulldogs for a reason. Because they killed bulls. I doubt you are stronger than a bull. And if you think you will scare one away by breaking it's bones before it shreds your face, you are wrong. Recently, an animal control officer was attacked by 2 bulldogs, and it took officers 11 shots to kill one and wound the other. This is happening almost on a daily basis in this country. I investigate potentially dangerous or vicious dog vs human attacks just about every week, if not more. If you're at all interested in the truth, google news "pit bull" and "american bulldog" and you will find a slew of new stories every day regarding these attacks.

Ok well first of all, I was talking about a Bulldog. I didnt know they called Pitbulls "American bulldogs".

Secondly, like I said, if it were between me and 1 pitbull, Id put my money on me.

[sr71blackbird]

Is this thread an attempt to get Bulldogcakes to return to the board?

[Snoogans]

Ok well first of all, I was talking about a Bulldog. I didnt know they called Pitbulls "American bulldogs".

Secondly, like I said, if it were between me and 1 pitbull, Id put my money on me.

it took 11 shots to kill 1 dog and wound just 1 other. Im pretty sure I got the pitbull vs you


And the only dog I would give half a chance in a fight with a pit bull is a rott. Either one of them, if angry, will tear off your face

[Team_Ramrod]

Animal dogs? or really ugly chicks?

Not really relevant, I'd max out at 3 anyway.

[sr71blackbird]

Yesterday I released a raccoon that we had captured in a hav a heart cage. It looks like it would be soft, but that thing was like a ball of muscle. I set the cage up and opened the door away from me and that thing shot out of there like a semite going into a liquidation sale.

[Chigworthy]

Ok well first of all, I was talking about a Bulldog. I didnt know they called Pitbulls "American bulldogs".

Secondly, like I said, if it were between me and 1 pitbull, Id put my money on me.

An american bulldog is not a pit bull. It's an american bulldog. But, chances are, a pit bull would be shitting your lips out almost as fast as an american bulldog.

[Chigworthy]

Yesterday I released a raccoon that we had captured in a hav a heart cage. It looks like it would be soft, but that thing was like a ball of muscle. I set the cage up and opened the door away from me and that thing shot out of there like a semite going into a liquidation sale.

Raccoons are vicious little bastards when cornered.

[henryclein]

Not more than one dog.if have gun then no problem how much will be.but truly dogs are very dangerous..

Thanks.

[RoseBlood]

angry rottweiler, 0, chiuahwa ten million

Maltese - ZERO

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/malteses/maltese_basuedayva.jpg

Seriously though, I love Rottweilers!!!

My brother had the most handsome Rottweiler ever who had numerous opportunities to rip off my mother's chihuahua's head, but didn't. :wub:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2a8p18z.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/2miu5x.jpg

[Recyclerz]

I don't know about a fight but I cleaned out four of them playing poker the other night. They're not nearly as good players as is generally believed.



On a related note, does anybody need any kibble and/or bits?

[hanso]

Mastiff dogs should be there for shear size.



http://i.fhqhosting.com/wolf%20vs%20dog%20cap.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Maltese - ZERO

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/malteses/maltese_basuedayva.jpg

Seriously though, I love Rottweilers!!!

My brother had the most handsome Rottweiler ever who had numerous opportunities to rip off my mother's chihuahua's head, but didn't. :wub:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2a8p18z.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/2miu5x.jpg

I love Rotties. We're gonna get one in a couple years.