guys in skinny jeans

[Aggie]

stop it.

http://inmate1972.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/blog_skinnyjeans.jpg

http://www.eliluminador.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/skinny-jeans-on-men1.jpg

http://www.shaunoakes.com/images/skinny-jeans-no.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

Stop looking at homosexuals.

Problem solved.

[KatPw]

Kill them with fire. Hopefully those jeans are so tight their testicles get destroyed and they cannot breed.

[topless_mike]

i blame emo kids, mtv, and indie music.

[Aggie]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/skinnyjeans.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

Chose life

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[WampusCrandle]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

http://www.definitivejux.net/files/u3/skinnyjeans.jpg

this picture makes me violently ill for at least 30 different reasons.

[Dude!]

this picture makes me violently ill for at least 30 different reasons.

# 17 the shoes
# 18 the shoelaces

[JerseyRich]

Just get it over with and wearing leggings already.

[mikeyboy]

Those look really uncomfortable.

[hammersavage]

but they make my ass look great

[underdog]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/man-likes-tight-jeans.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/man-likes-tight-jeans.jpg

Well, he makes it work.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

stop it.

http://inmate1972.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/blog_skinnyjeans.jpg

http://www.eliluminador.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/skinny-jeans-on-men1.jpg

http://www.shaunoakes.com/images/skinny-jeans-no.jpg

Thank God women know better than to like that shit. This is why I love you, too bad Mikeyboy frowns on our kind of love though. :innocent:

[Aggie]

Thank God women know better than to like that shit. This is why I love you, too bad Mikeyboy frowns on our kind of love though. :innocent:

He's intimidated by your manhood.

http://www.jamaicans.com/blog/wp-content/jungle-fever.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I'm seriously starvin' for Oreos all of a sudden.

[underdog]

He's intimidated by your manhood.

http://www.jamaicans.com/blog/wp-content/jungle-fever.jpg

Is this one of those Caption Contests?

[sr71blackbird]

I see a similarity:

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/man-likes-tight-jeans.jpg

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=23420&dateline=1254446266

[Aggie]

I'm seriously starvin' for Oreos all of a sudden.

Double Stuft!

[GregoryJoseph]

Double Stuft!

Gross...

[JohnCharles]

I should change.

[Don Stugots]

stop it.

http://inmate1972.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/blog_skinnyjeans.jpg

http://www.eliluminador.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/skinny-jeans-on-men1.jpg

http://www.shaunoakes.com/images/skinny-jeans-no.jpg




one of the cleaners on my jobsite wears these but they are loose in his waist so that his boxers and ass are always on display. looks like a jackass. same for the hipster dopes in williamsburg and park slope that wear them.

[Furtherman]

That saying about steers and queers must be true.

[underdog]

I bet people who wear skinny jeans also wear pink hollister shirts.

[JohnCharles]

Great.

Now, i really have to change.

[~Katja~]

I'm seriously starvin' for Oreos all of a sudden.
cause of the cream filling that clouds your mind when looking of pictures of guys in tight pants?

[red_red_red]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/man-likes-tight-jeans.jpg
:laugh:
good golly

[TeeBone]

http://www.ihatebryanboy.com/bryanboy/images2/062907_jonatan.jpg

This is proof-positive why men should avoid taking fashion advice from women. You are either gay, hate your father or trying desperately to fit in. But why would any rational thinking person want to fit into a fad like skinny jeans? More importantly, how do you fit into skinny jeans?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

http://www.ihatebryanboy.com/bryanboy/images2/062907_jonatan.jpg

This is proof-positive why men should avoid taking fashion advice from women. You are either gay, hate your father or trying desperately to fit in. But why would any rational thinking person want to fit into a fad like skinny jeans? More importantly, how do you fit into skinny jeans?

That pic is also photoshopped, no?

[TeeBone]

That pic is also photoshopped, no?

i've been to NYC....this photo looks fairly accurate.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i've been to NYC....this photo looks fairly accurate.

I don't go below 24st. It's like I am legend out there.

[KingGeno]

faggots

[DarkHippie]

Double Stuft!

Just like college . . .

[~Katja~]

That pic is also photoshopped, no?
yes they removed the trashcan he vomited his breakfast lunch and dinner into

[Hottub]

Be back in a few.

I gotta return something to Macy's.:annoyed:

[red_red_red]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9039/0000pey9.jpg

[underdog]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9039/0000pey9.jpg

Put a Sex in the City poster behind there, and that's pre-fat marc.

[Dude!]

Put a Sex in the City poster behind there, and that's pre-fat marc.

i would love to see you
in those jeans

[Snoogans]

damn you. now i have to post this fuckin song again:

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[TheGameHHH]

i cant wear skinny jeans cause my knots so thick

[midwestjeff]

Old people always hate trends.

I'm rocking ball huggers just to fuck teenagers again.

[TheMojoPin]

While this trend is horrifying, let's not pretend that there's anybody here not wearing them for any reason other than fatness.

[PapaBear]

This thread needs fewer pictures.:wacko:

[underdog]

While this trend is horrifying, let's not pretend that there's anybody here not wearing them for any reason other than fatness.

I also don't have the money to buy new jeans.

[Kublakhan61]

Old people always hate trends.

Yup, what we got here is a bunch pissy, aging clowns. If you were only wearing flannel and ripped jeans in your 20s you looked stupid to the older crowd. If, before that, you were wearing Lycra and big hair YOU looked stupid. Before that, in the 70's, did you dress in the glam style? Or were you a late hippie wannabe? A punk?

They too are free to make shitty choices in style. Don't hate the youth because you aren't young. It's like saying no one is making good music anymore. They are - you just aren't plugged into it.

[strawberrypop]

Yup, what we got here is a bunch pissy, aging clowns. If you were only wearing flannel and ripped jeans in your 20s you looked stupid to the older crowd. If, before that, you were wearing Lycra and big hair YOU looked stupid. Before that, in the 70's, did you dress in the glam style? Or were you a late hippie wannabe? A punk?

They too are free to make shitty choices in style. Don't hate the youth because you aren't young. It's like saying no one is making good music anymore. They are - you just aren't plugged into it.

Irrelevant. It looks terrible. As do skinny jeans on girls who aren't tall and slender. We worked hard to get rid of tapered jeans, dammit, and these cunts think they can just bring them back because they're bored and misunderstood? Boo.

It has nothing to do with hating youth. It has to do with recognizing ridiculous trends that everyone knows look stupid but people go along with just because it's "in."

This is equally retarded:
http://geneticmemory.org/2.0/images/pictures/sagging.jpg

And flannel and ripped jeans will always look good!

[topless_mike]

yo. nothing wrong with bustin a good sag back in the day.

[Marc with a c]

flannel and ripped jeans will always look good!

church.

[Kublakhan61]

It has to do with recognizing ridiculous trends that everyone knows look stupid but people go along with just because it's "in."



Exactly my point and therefore not irrelevant. People only bought flannel because it was in. It was marketing. You got your chance to be a sheep and you followed. No big deal. Let 'em wear skinny jeans.

[strawberrypop]

I was a dumb teenager at the time, just like these kids are dumb teenagers. It doesn't impact whether it looks good or not, but it does impact how one views the trend. To me, flannel and ripped jeans had nothing to do with "in"ness, but with what I thought looked good (coming off of the 80s flamboyance, it looked GREAT), and the music I liked, and what I felt comfortable in. I'm sure these kids will have the same experience with tight jeans and leggings, but it's not about emotional attachments and phases. It looks terrible. You might think that flannels and ripped jeans looked terrible, but I didn't and I don't. They remind me of an important time in my life, and a musical awakening.

So there!

[Chigworthy]

People only bought flannel because it was in.

What about lumberjacks?

You, my friend, have just been megafaced!

[JerseyRich]

I love skinny jeans! It creates so much fodder for websites that makes fun of them!

[Aggie]

I started this thread right after I walked back into my office because I saw two young boys who I guess were here with one of their parents. They had just bought a soda from the vending machine and alone walking through the halls. The oldest was probably 11 and the younger around 8. The 11 year old had on skinny jeans.

It got me thinking, what kind of mother buys those for her kid? I seriously doubt he asked for them (althought I'm not postive) but I just feel like the parents are pushing trends on them, not the kids choosing it.

Plus it looks terrible.

[Kublakhan61]

What about lumberjacks?

You, my friend, have just been megafaced!

The funny thing is - My father was a lumberjack. I never got the grunge look because of the association. How could the cool new thing be my dad's everyday work shirt?

[Misteriosa]

The funny thing is - My father was a lumberjack. I never got the grunge look because of the association. How could the cool new thing be my dad's everyday work shirt?

i have to do this...

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[disneyspy]

[QUOTE=Misteriosa;2587167]i have to do this...

so kubla is just like his dear papa?

[strawberrypop]

Aggie, there are people who buy their sons girl's jeans because they're tighter than boy's jeans! CA-RAY-ZAY!

[Misteriosa]

this made me sad.. :down:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SsvPXVE9XcI/AAAAAAAAFAE/W5YbrwFymMw/edwinbloodyjeans.jpg

[strawberrypop]

That's got to be a chop, right? There's no way his crotch is that high.

[topless_mike]

this made me sad.. :down:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SsvPXVE9XcI/AAAAAAAAFAE/W5YbrwFymMw/edwinbloodyjeans.jpg

how is he so wide up top but has the waistline of a 16 year old girl?

[Misteriosa]

how is he so wide up top but has the waistline of a 16 year old girl?

see the watermark on the pic?

[disneyspy]

brad looks like his privates are startin to fade away

[strawberrypop]

Haven't you seen the Playgirl photo from around 1996?

[Aggie]

Aggie, there are people who buy their sons girl's jeans because they're tighter than boy's jeans! CA-RAY-ZAY!

ewwwwww

http://www.rubyandspike.com/images/DARCY%20SKINNY%20JEANS.jpg

this made me sad..

ewwwwww, why brad?

http://www.hatersbehatin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hbhjean.jpg

[disneyspy]

Haven't you seen the Playgirl photo from around 1996?

nope,was the water cold?

[topless_mike]

Double Stuft!

oddly enough, i was watching a porn with the same name last nite.

[TripleSkeet]

Exactly my point and therefore not irrelevant. People only bought flannel because it was in. It was marketing. You got your chance to be a sheep and you followed. No big deal. Let 'em wear skinny jeans.

At least the kids that wore flannels or baggy clothes could bring up the valid point it was comfortable. These fucking jeans look more uncomfortable then anything Ive ever seen. Im not the kind of guy to get bent out of shape by the way my kids express themselves, but theres no fucking way on Gods green Earth my son will ever have a pair of pants like that. Not like it matters, theyll be out of style by the time hes old enough anyway.

Oh and any boy that wears these jeans is a fucking homo. Period.

[Chigworthy]

These gay jeans seem to go hand in hand with that shitty hairstyle where the hair covers the entire forehead, which baffles me every time I see it.

http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollections/mens-hairstyle.jpg
http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollections/mens04.jpg

Only a total cock would wear that shit.

[boosterp]

Certainly gay, definitively uncomfortable, and likely over priced. You can scoff at the 80's all you want but at least our clothes were comfortable.

[Chigworthy]

Certainly gay, definitively uncomfortable, and likely over priced. You can scoff at the 80's all you want but at least our clothes were comfortable.

I wouldn't call pegged bugle boys comfortable.

[AJDELAWARE]

Going to punk rock shows and such, I see these androgenous tweens and teens in this horrible look...skinny jeans (or straight up girl jeans), hi-top dunks, and some shaggy hair with a lot of product. I'll bust balls and ask the geeks straight up if they are guys or girls.

The only thing that makes me happy is that with pants that tight, none of those suckers will be reproducing.

[Chigworthy]

Going to punk rock shows and such, I see these androgenous tweens and teens in this horrible look...skinny jeans (or straight up girl jeans), hi-top dunks, and some shaggy hair with a lot of product. I'll bust balls and ask the geeks straight up if they are guys or girls.

The only thing that makes me happy is that with pants that tight, none of those suckers will be reproducing.

What sort of punk show would attract these mushy submissives?

[red_red_red]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/071/e/2/Chris_Dakota_and_Sam_Llansing_by_lukenugent.png

[Team_Ramrod]

No Shit.

I went and bought a couple new pairs of jeans last week, and even though I specifically stated I was looking for "low rise boot leg", she kept pushing tight fuckin jeans on me.

I finally said "look, I'd wear joggers before I wore those... If the world went to tight emo jeans, I'd be the one person who looks like an ass".

I fucking hate tight jeans.


But they do accentuate my bulge.

[topless_mike]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/071/e/2/Chris_Dakota_and_Sam_Llansing_by_lukenugent.png

their parents must be so proud.

[red_red_red]

their parents must be so proud.
i'm guessing you are not familiar with a teenagers, they do weird shit like that, doesn't make them bad people

[spoon]

Yah, it makes them queer.

[TheGameHHH]

Yah, it makes them queer.

im fairly certain your entire wardrobe consists of skinny jeans and hockey sweaters

[Marc with a c]

im fairly certain your entire wardrobe consists of skinny jeans and hockey sweaters

and scarves.

[topless_mike]

i'm guessing you are not familiar with a teenagers, they do weird shit like that, doesn't make them bad people

yes. i was a teenager myself. i didnt dress like a girl. i wore jeans, t shirts, and sweatshirts.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

yes. i was a teenager myself. i didnt dress like a girl. i wore jeans, t shirts, and sweatshirts.

Yeah but you also sucked off boys, so I wouldn't use you as a barometer.

[SatCam]

yes. i was a teenager myself. i didnt dress like a girl. i wore jeans, t shirts, and sweatshirts.

you dressed like a lot of girls I know

[topless_mike]

Yeah but you also sucked off boys, so I wouldn't use you as a barometer.

i feel bad that you are Sad and gay

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i feel bad that you are Sad and gay

I would like to emphasize it's mostly sad. :glurps:

[TripleSkeet]

ewwwwww, why brad?


For cash. And a boatload of it. You wont see him wearing that shit in any paparrazzi photos.

[MacVittie]

I guess the old Jnco Jeans are out of style now.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/villagestreetwear_2079_173463091

[underdog]

I guess the old Jnco Jeans are out of style now.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/villagestreetwear_2079_173463091

I miss my old huge pants.