Bron Yur Stomp
01-24-2002, 07:10 AM
To quote Carlin " why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a Parkway?" After all these years, I still cant figure that one out.
What about "Belt ways?" Is that where people with spanking fetishes drive on find a dominatrix to spank them one with a belt?
What about streets that end in "Trail or Lane." That just invokes a feeling of claustrophobia. I dont wanna drive my car down a trail and get it all scratched up. And a lane just sounds so small.
"Way" that just sounds to "california." Dude its just way over there, like way. It doesnt convey reliable sense of distance at all.
"Turnpike" I just dont get that at all. No explanation for that one.
"Freeway" kinda scares me. Since many freeways are in california, it just feeds my paranoia about them. You wonder why all those road rage shootings start on the freeway! Free to them must imply no rules. Hence the "free for alls" on the freeways.
Maybe its just me. I should just say home and blow my nose.
Sneezing, the underated orgasm.
What about "Belt ways?" Is that where people with spanking fetishes drive on find a dominatrix to spank them one with a belt?
What about streets that end in "Trail or Lane." That just invokes a feeling of claustrophobia. I dont wanna drive my car down a trail and get it all scratched up. And a lane just sounds so small.
"Way" that just sounds to "california." Dude its just way over there, like way. It doesnt convey reliable sense of distance at all.
"Turnpike" I just dont get that at all. No explanation for that one.
"Freeway" kinda scares me. Since many freeways are in california, it just feeds my paranoia about them. You wonder why all those road rage shootings start on the freeway! Free to them must imply no rules. Hence the "free for alls" on the freeways.
Maybe its just me. I should just say home and blow my nose.
Sneezing, the underated orgasm.