Do You Like This Song? If So, Please Kill Yourself [Archive]

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:18 AM

A.J.

11-17-2009, 10:21 AM

Furtherman

11-17-2009, 10:23 AM

In a galaxy far a wasted? Yikes. That song should have been sung by Ugly Kid Joe in '92, and just as quickly forgotten.

underdog

11-17-2009, 10:23 AM

Anyone who likes Puddle Of Mudd should kill themselves.

It's a band manufactured by Fred Durst. That's all you need to know.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:24 AM

That Puddle of Mudd song seems to be the bastard spawn of this mess:

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biggestmexi

11-17-2009, 10:25 AM

http://www.xmradio.com/programming/20on20_vote.jsp

any of those

Furtherman

11-17-2009, 10:28 AM

Holy shit... just add the whole Nickelback collection into this thread. I didn't know these songs exist and now I'm sorry I do.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:28 AM

El Mudo

11-17-2009, 10:30 AM

This is where I would normally go "Stanky Legg", but I'm going to throw a curveball and go with this one:

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A.J.

11-17-2009, 10:33 AM

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:34 AM

This is where I would normally go "Stanky Legg", but I'm going to throw a curveball and go with this one:

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I can top that:

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topless_mike

11-17-2009, 10:37 AM

KatPw

11-17-2009, 10:39 AM

El Mudo

11-17-2009, 10:44 AM

I can top that:

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I see that and raise you

This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zesEqwCmPk8)

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:46 AM

Let's keep perspective here, people. I'm not a Pink Floyd fan, but it's obvious they made a ton of music that can be considered good or great. We're talking wallowing in depths of music that is truly bad on every level and bands that never have a hope of doing anything but sucking. For example:

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EliSnow

11-17-2009, 10:47 AM

I hate when you guys all post YouTube videos that I can't see at work, so that I can't even see what songs you are mentioning.

I thought Mojo may have been talking about Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. My wife and daughters love it.

And I laughed when miley admitted she's never heard any Jay-Z songs and that she really doesn't listen to pop songs.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 10:53 AM

I hate when you guys all post YouTube videos that I can't see at work, so that I can't even see what songs you are mentioning.

I thought Mojo may have been talking about Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. My wife and daughters love it.

And I laughed when miley admitted she's never heard any Jay-Z songs and that she really doesn't listen to pop songs.

Nah, no pop songs allowed unless they're REALLY shitty on a truly epic level. Bubblegum pop is intentionally aiming low and not trying hard, so picking on it is like shooting fish in sr71's shitty coffee mug. I'm talking bands that think they're really fucking awesome, clever and/or badass and they end up failing on every possible level.

Like Brokencyde:

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britneypablo

11-17-2009, 11:04 AM

<font color="deeppink"> I love every song posted actually......so which one do i kill myself over is the question

Dougie Brootal

11-17-2009, 11:07 AM

Let's keep perspective here, people. I'm not a Pink Floyd fan, but it's obvious they made a ton of music that can be considered good or great. We're talking wallowing in depths of music that is truly bad on every level and bands that never have a hope of doing anything but sucking. For example:

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that cant be real... its like they took the worst elements of all the worst music trends of the last 25 years and smashed them together with these hideous results!:help:

KatPw

11-17-2009, 11:09 AM

that cant be real... its like they took the worst elements of all the worst music trends of the last 25 years and smashed them together with these hideous results!:help:It's real. I read about it in RS over the summer. They were either on the Warped tour or Ozzfest or something. Just awful.

Ocho Cinco

11-17-2009, 11:12 AM

this thread is causing physical pain, and i'm not exaggerating for effect. i'm full of anger and sadness and rage, i want to beat someone up and cry at the same time

they almost got the band name right if they changed mudd to shit. but who is the worst? the band, their label, or the fans that buy this? i can't decide..

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 11:13 AM

topless_mike

11-17-2009, 11:13 AM

Like Brokencyde:

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what the fuck is this abortion? these emo faggots with a "screamo" singer AND auto tune?
this cannot be serious. please tell me that it isnt.
if it is, i feel really really bad for todays yoof.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 11:16 AM

topless_mike

11-17-2009, 11:18 AM

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 11:23 AM

Blech. Are you sure she's not one of the stars of MTV's new "Guidos at the shore" reality show?

topless_mike

11-17-2009, 11:25 AM

Blech. Are you sure she's not one of the stars of MTV's new "Guidos at the shore" reality show?

no. that is pure 'burban cali right there.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 11:26 AM

That's arguably even worse.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 11:28 AM

Along those lines:

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How do these douchebags still have a career?

topless_mike

11-17-2009, 11:31 AM

That's arguably even worse.

i'll stand behind you on that.

underdog

11-17-2009, 12:03 PM

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 12:14 PM

I love Passion Pit and I don't think it belongs in this thread.

TOO LATE. What has been done cannot be undone.

underdog

11-17-2009, 12:21 PM

TOO LATE. What has been done cannot be undone.

If people hate them, that's fine. But the majority of this thread is awful nu-metal or emo-pop-punk or screamcore or whatever. Passion Pit is at least unique-ish and not screaming.

TheGameHHH

11-17-2009, 12:25 PM

I hate when you guys all post YouTube videos that I can't see at work, so that I can't even see what songs you are mentioning.

I thought Mojo may have been talking about Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. My wife and daughters love it.

And I laughed when miley admitted she's never heard any Jay-Z songs and that she really doesn't listen to pop songs.

i love Party in the USA. and i occassionally rock out to Taylor Swifts "Love Story" and "You Belong With Me". i suck

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 12:27 PM

If people hate them, that's fine. But the majority of this thread is awful nu-metal or emo-pop-punk or screamcore or whatever. Passion Pit is at least unique-ish and not screaming.

I include them under the "what hath Postal Service wrought?" category: indie kids going all cheesy BLEEP-BLOOP on us.

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This is also their fault:

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TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 12:29 PM

underdog

11-17-2009, 12:30 PM

I include them under the "what hath Postal Service wrought?" category: indie kids going all cheesy BLEEP-BLOOP on us.

Ok. That will do.

RhinoinMN

11-17-2009, 12:37 PM

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 12:44 PM

Death Metal Moe

11-17-2009, 12:51 PM

EddieMoscone

11-17-2009, 12:54 PM

I'm going to go slit my wrists with a broken shard from my buckcherry cd...thanks guys.

mikeyboy

11-17-2009, 01:03 PM

I think Mojo purposely exposes himself to an awful lot of shitty music.

TheMojoPin

11-17-2009, 01:06 PM

I'm going to go slit my wrists with a broken shard from my buckcherry cd...thanks guys.

Hey, I asked nicely.

schmizzbo

11-17-2009, 01:39 PM

Yuck!!!

Did Puddle of Mudd ever have a good song?

Wait... No, they didn't.

A.J.

11-21-2009, 09:51 AM

Why Mojo should work for the CIA. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_music_snobs_protest)

ANC

11-21-2009, 10:01 AM

I hate when you guys all post YouTube videos that I can't see at work, so that I can't even see what songs you

Harumph! All I see is a white box.

sailor

11-21-2009, 10:03 AM

i'm so glad this song's day has passed.

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TheMojoPin

11-21-2009, 10:03 AM

Why Mojo should work for the CIA. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_music_snobs_protest)

Having common sense of the ears is not snobbiness, goddammit!!!!

A.J.

11-21-2009, 10:13 AM

Having common sense of the ears is not snobbiness, goddammit!!!!

I'd love to see your Waterboarding Mix Tape.

spoon

11-21-2009, 12:05 PM

Someone has been shopping the sale bins at Barnes and Noble again huh? Wow, what a huge pile of shit! In fairness, I got some good laughs for the Millionaires, Brokencyde and of course Attack Attack and their fancy mix of shitty genres and slick dance moves.

Hell, can we get the DroidJon Thread merged with this bc it fits the requirement of "makes you lose faith in humanity." Oh wait, that would imply I had faith or didn't expect as much from Jon.

opie's twisted balls

11-22-2009, 12:37 AM

anything from this inbred hillbilly....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus_discography

KnoxHarrington

11-22-2009, 06:47 AM

GregoryJoseph

11-22-2009, 07:36 AM

Seriously, I have never figured out who this douche's audience could possibly be.

Middle aged, vapid women.

TheMojoPin

11-22-2009, 07:47 AM

In another dimension Kenny GG Allin is blowing everyone's minds.

hanso

11-22-2009, 08:02 AM

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Best use of that song.
katie couric does the dirty bird

Death Metal Moe

11-22-2009, 11:28 AM

spoon

11-22-2009, 11:45 AM

Death Metal Moe

11-22-2009, 11:47 AM

To tell you the truth, the song is awful but it makes me laugh. Most of the other stuff in this thread actually is so bad I wouldn't even laugh at it.

brettmojo

11-22-2009, 11:52 AM

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 01:31 PM

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 01:32 PM

To tell you the truth, the song is awful but it makes me laugh. Most of the other stuff in this thread actually is so bad I wouldn't even laugh at it.

It's a joke song off of a comedy album. This thread is supposed to be about songs that the people behind them intended to be good and "for reals."

FYI.

Penelope

11-25-2009, 01:42 PM

Contra

11-25-2009, 01:56 PM

If you like anything by that 3!OH3 group you should go kill yourself.
I think their songs are catchy and I want to kill myself.

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 02:04 PM

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 02:05 PM

If you like anything by that 3!OH3 group you should go kill yourself.
I think their songs are catchy and I want to kill myself.

Jesus Christ. I just YouTube'd them out of morbid curiosity...good fuckin' call for this thread:

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Penelope

11-25-2009, 02:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3dHxAYYXhc

Ready for pure hell for the ears?

Contra

11-25-2009, 02:14 PM

Mojo one more for you, brokencyde, I think. Apparently they are all the rage now.

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 02:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3dHxAYYXhc

Ready for pure hell for the ears?

What.

The.

FUCK.

TheMojoPin

11-25-2009, 02:15 PM

Mojo one more for you, brokencyde, I think. Apparently they are all the rage now.

Yeah, I posted them on the first page. Horrible. Irony is killing us all.

Contra

11-25-2009, 02:17 PM

Yeah, I posted them on the first page. Horrible. Irony is killing us all.

Oh ok, yeah I just don't know

WRESTLINGFAN

11-27-2009, 08:25 AM

BON FUCKING JOVI!!!!!

They are proof that Satan exists. Any woman who despises them as much as I do might be marriage material

El Mudo

11-27-2009, 09:03 AM

What.

The.

FUCK.

Please. We could start an entire thread on JUST the country stuff.

Like this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdznv9Q6o9s)

Or this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHqIiKN9E9M)

Or this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ThLbyUMEEU)

TheMojoPin

12-07-2009, 08:41 AM

Like kabuki and metal but find Slipknot to be too threatening and only somewhat shitty? Try Bionic Ghost Kid:

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