Could this have ended badly?

[Dude!]

i goofed up today
in kind of a funny way
but as i look back
it might have actually
caused an 'incident'

i was working at a state office building
on a project for my company
i had to go # 2 really bad
so i excused myself from the conference room
and ran to the bathroom

it was empty and I took stall # 3
next to the gigantic handicapped stall

someone walked in...
i usually cough when that happens
as a warning not to go in the stall next to me
but i didn't...i was just quiet

the idiot goes into stall # 2
the one right next to me...ugh
then somebody else walks in
and starts washing hands
geez...now it's like grand central

then stall # 2 walks out
and starts talking to the hand-washer
"hi ann what's going on blah-blah'

holy shit...I'm in the ladies room!!

I pulled my feet way in and put my head
down, just in case women peer into stalls
seriously, i was getting very nervous

well the gals finally left

i flushed and waited till it was quiet
and then peered out and snuck out
luckily, there was no one in the hall

i left so quickly that
i forgot i had left my glasses
in their case on the TP dispenser

i didn't go back to get them!

if i had been caught in there,
would people just laugh, or arrest me?

[boosterp]

I would of pointed and laughed, but truly it was a honest mistake.

[Suspect Chin]

Ok now you're just bragging.

[Penelope]

I like your poem.

[razorboy]

Ahh,
memoirs of a
glory hole
Geisha.


Dude!.

[Dude!]

Ahh,
memoirs of a
glory hole
Geisha.


Dude!.

well if there had been
a glory hole there today
i'd have been lapping pussy
instead of sucking cock

[razorboy]

well if there had been
a glory hole there today
i'd have been lapping pussy
instead of sucking cock

Good thing you got your preference.

[Stuft]

It's refreshing to see that the politics forum isn't the only place where you don't read. :wink:

[Judge Smails]

This happened to me my freshman year at college. The floor at my dorm had a bathroom at either end - one Men's, one Women's. Except, both bathrooms were identical and had urinals, because the building was pre-1970, which was the first year women were allowed into Rutgers College.

It was a hassle if your room was on the side closest to the Women's room because you had quite a walk to your bathroom. Same thing for the women who were on the other side of the building. Well, sometime during winter break they decided to switch the bathrooms - making the Men's the Women's and vice-versa - that way everyone got at least half of the year with the bathroom nearby. Except, I apparently never got the memo.

My first day back from winter break I was enjoying my morning constitutional when I heard what I assumed were some very effeminate guys talking. Thinking nothing of it I finished my business and walked out. As I turned the corner to the shower section I was greeted by the sight of a girl who was just about to get out of her robe and get into the shower. She just stood there frozen as I said I was sorry and backed the fuck out of there.

Now, 90% of the people I told the story to thought it was funny. Unfortunately, this girl and her friends were part of the 10% stuck-up cunts who had no sense of humor. To them I was always the floor creep and they always spoke in hushed tones while looking in my direction if we ever crossed paths.

[PapaBear]

well if there had been
a glory hole there today
i'd have been lapping pussy
instead of sucking cock
You'd do that, but you're too scared to go back in for your glasses?:dry:

[Penelope]

This happened to me my freshman year at college. The floor at my dorm had a bathroom at either end - one Men's, one Women's. Except, both bathrooms were identical and had urinals, because the building was pre-1970, which was the first year women were allowed into Rutgers College.

It was a hassle if your room was on the side closest to the Women's room because you had quite a walk to your bathroom. Same thing for the women who were on the other side of the building. Well, sometime during winter break they decided to switch the bathrooms - making the Men's the Women's and vice-versa - that way everyone got at least half of the year with the bathroom nearby. Except, I apparently never got the memo.

My first day back from winter break I was enjoying my morning constitutional when I heard what I assumed were some very effeminate guys talking. Thinking nothing of it I finished my business and walked out. As I turned the corner to the shower section I was greeted by the sight of a girl who was just about to get out of her robe and get into the shower. She just stood there frozen as I said I was sorry and backed the fuck out of there.

Now, 90% of the people I told the story to thought it was funny. Unfortunately, this girl and her friends were part of the 10% stuck-up cunts who had no sense of humor. To them I was always the floor creep and they always spoke in hushed tones while looking in my direction if we ever crossed paths.

It's a nice story, but I'm taking off points because it was in prose. Dude!'s has more imagery. I almost feel like I'm in the stall with him. Good start though. Looking forward to the final draft.

[TheMojoPin]

This happened to me my freshman year at college. The floor at my dorm had a bathroom at either end - one Men's, one Women's. Except, both bathrooms were identical and had urinals, because the building was pre-1970, which was the first year women were allowed into Rutgers College.

It was a hassle if your room was on the side closest to the Women's room because you had quite a walk to your bathroom. Same thing for the women who were on the other side of the building. Well, sometime during winter break they decided to switch the bathrooms - making the Men's the Women's and vice-versa - that way everyone got at least half of the year with the bathroom nearby. Except, I apparently never got the memo.

My first day back from winter break I was enjoying my morning constitutional when I heard what I assumed were some very effeminate guys talking. Thinking nothing of it I finished my business and walked out. As I turned the corner to the shower section I was greeted by the sight of a girl who was just about to get out of her robe and get into the shower. She just stood there frozen as I said I was sorry and backed the fuck out of there.

Now, 90% of the people I told the story to thought it was funny. Unfortunately, this girl and her friends were part of the 10% stuck-up cunts who had no sense of humor. To them I was always the floor creep and they always spoke in hushed tones while looking in my direction if we ever crossed paths.

Maybe they were talking about the stench you unleashed as opposed to your general creepiness.

[Judge Smails]

It's a nice story, but I'm taking off points because it was in prose. Dude!'s has more imagery. I almost feel like I'm in the stall with him. Good start though. Looking forward to the final draft.


Would you accept a sonnet?


In college did I similarly sit
Restrooms whose sex arbitrarily switch
Unknowingly sit enjoying my shit
Behind the door awaits the shrewish bitch

The winter break brought much change unbeknownest
The lazy piddlers wished not to travel
My near men's room was made now the farthest
Innocently I invaded her cell

To my comrades the tale brought much merry
To her and her friends the story was foul
My friends maintained a mood very airy
She and her ilk greeted me with ill scowls

Time spent convincing and much lost sound sleep
To have them believe I am not a creep

[Penelope]

A+ :thumbup: Very nice.

[Jujubees2]

You'd do that, but you're too scared to go back in for your glasses?:dry:

Why does he take off his glasses to take a dump?

[EliSnow]

This happened to me my freshman year at college. The floor at my dorm had a bathroom at either end - one Men's, one Women's. Except, both bathrooms were identical and had urinals, because the building was pre-1970, which was the first year women were allowed into Rutgers College.

It was a hassle if your room was on the side closest to the Women's room because you had quite a walk to your bathroom. Same thing for the women who were on the other side of the building. Well, sometime during winter break they decided to switch the bathrooms - making the Men's the Women's and vice-versa - that way everyone got at least half of the year with the bathroom nearby. Except, I apparently never got the memo.

My first day back from winter break I was enjoying my morning constitutional when I heard what I assumed were some very effeminate guys talking. Thinking nothing of it I finished my business and walked out. As I turned the corner to the shower section I was greeted by the sight of a girl who was just about to get out of her robe and get into the shower. She just stood there frozen as I said I was sorry and backed the fuck out of there.

Now, 90% of the people I told the story to thought it was funny. Unfortunately, this girl and her friends were part of the 10% stuck-up cunts who had no sense of humor. To them I was always the floor creep and they always spoke in hushed tones while looking in my direction if we ever crossed paths.

We had co-ed bathrooms so we didn't have to worry about the type of "mix-up."

[disneyspy]

Would you accept a sonnet?


In college did I similarly sit
Restrooms whose sex arbitrarily switch
Unknowingly sit enjoying my shit
Behind the door awaits the shrewish bitch

The winter break brought much change unbeknownest
The lazy piddlers wished not to travel
My near men's room was made now the farthest
Innocently I invaded her cell

To my comrades the tale brought much merry
To her and her friends the story was foul
My friends maintained a mood very airy
She and her ilk greeted me with ill scowls

Time spent convincing and much lost sound sleep
To have them believe I am not a creep

brav fuckin o
crazed would like your digits
so he might give you a callo
so its raps dont sound like they were written by idgits

[disneyspy]

Why does he take off his glasses to take a dump?

he thinks he's superman

[TheMojoPin]

Why does he take off his glasses to take a dump?

Good question.

[Jujubees2]

Why does he take off his glasses to take a dump?

Good question.

Good thing he doesn't take his shirt off...

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/GeorgeCostanza-795461.jpg

[Zipgun]

And you didn't run a quick one before you left?


Wasted opportunity.

[sr71blackbird]

Its so weird, I was in the stall reading this and usually I do not bring my coffee cup in with me, but I had brought it into the bathroom to wash out, and I accidentally brought it into the stall with me. Having other place to put the mug, I balanced it on top of the toilet paper roll housing. I intended to wash it out when I was done, and not use it. Ordinarily if I brought it in, I would leave it on the window sill. Anyway, some guy goes into the next stall and slams the door shut and as I am reading the thread, my mug smashes to the floor and rolls under the partician! I see the guy reach down and slide it back under to my side and I am not sure what is the approprate response, but I say "thanks" and he doesn't say anything. When I get done I wash up and as I leave, I quietly dispose of the coffee mug in the trash.

[TheMojoPin]

Why would you ever bring any kind of plate or cup or untensil into the bathroom?!? Just wash it out in the fucking office kitchen. Oh my God, that is so disgusting.

[boosterp]

Why would you ever bring any kind of plate or cup or untensil into the bathroom?!? Just wash it out in the fucking office kitchen. Oh my God, that is so disgusting.

I'd have yo agree, shit particles flying about gives me the heebes just thinking of it

[Dude!]

Why would you ever bring any kind of plate or cup or untensil into the bathroom?!?

more wierd,
why would he print out
my thread
and take it into the bathroom

I guess my writings
are great bathroom reading material
like National Geographic

or maybe just good jack material

[TheMojoPin]

more wierd,
why would he print out
my thread
and take it into the bathroom

I guess my writings
are great bathroom reading material
like National Geographic

or maybe just good jack material

Maybe he was jacking over the idea of you and the glory hole.

[Dude!]

Maybe he was jacking over the idea of you and the glory hole.

maybe his mug fell off
while he was drilling a hole
in the stall divider

[TheMojoPin]

There's all kinds of creepy options.

Maybe this wasn't even at work and sr71 brings his coffee and computer printouts into random public bathrooms because he likes the atmosphere

Maybe he lives in a public bathroom. That would explain the washing of the cup: he has nowhere else to do it.

[Dude!]

There's all kinds of creepy options.

Maybe this wasn't even at work and sr71 brings his coffee and computer printouts into random public bathrooms because he likes the atmosphere

Maybe he lives in a public bathroom. That would explain the washing of the cup: he has nowhere else to do it.

that would explain all the
portuguese jibes and giggles

[sr71blackbird]

There is no office kitchen here, if you need a sink with soap, you wash in the bathroom, or bring it home. I'm not sure why. Its a multi billion dollar international company. But the building was made in the 50's. It has fallout shelters, but no kitchens.

[TheMojoPin]

Then bring it home, you filthy animal.

[Furtherman]

here dude sits
brokenhearted
came to shit
and can't read