Do You Like Mayo?

[TheMojoPin]

The mayo debate has come up in a couple threads, and it's now time to draw the line with a poll.

[yojimbo7248]

Hate it. I'm with WRESTLINGFAN.

[Freakshow]

why on earth are the words Miracle Whip in a thread about Mayonnaise?

[A.J.]

Hell no. And the worst part is they automatically put it on everything down here.

[mikeyboy]

If I was still admin, anyone who chose Miracle Whip would be perma-banned.

[Hottub]

Love it.

Gwen will back me up.

[opie's twisted balls]

why on earth are the words Miracle Whip in a thread about Mayonnaise?

exactly....miracle whip is sweetened monkey spunk in a bottle, mayo is a gift from the epicurean gods

[mikeyboy]

If you say that you love it, you have to prove it by eating a tablespoon of it on its own.

[TheMojoPin]

If you say that you love it, you have to prove it by eating a tablespoon of it on its own.

I always lick the knife clean after using it to spread some mayo on a sandwich. Does that count?

[TheMojoPin]

why on earth are the words Miracle Whip in a thread about Mayonnaise?

To expose the monsters that eat it.

[opie's twisted balls]

If you say that you love it, you have to prove it by eating a tablespoon of it on its own.
somewhere out there The Virus's ears are ringing

http://i36.tinypic.com/15eh4m1.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I always lick the knife clean after using it to spread some mayo on a sandwich. Does that count?

You're a horrific excuse for a human being.

[TheMojoPin]

You're a horrific excuse for a human being.

I also dip my french fries in a mayo/ketchup combo (if quality blue cheese dressing isn't available).

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Canola oil mayo is good in small quantities. Let's not get too crazy with it people. Miracle Jizz should be banned outright.

[A.J.]

I always lick the knife clean after using it to spread some mayo on a sandwich.

How phallic of you.

[mikeyboy]

I also dip my french fries in a mayo/ketchup combo (if quality blue cheese dressing isn't available).

You're just trying to make me vomit.

[TheMojoPin]

How phallic of you.

A knife should always be licked clean.

[TheMojoPin]

You're just trying to make me vomit.

You're just a namby pamby nancy.

[IamFogHat]

I love it.

[red_red_red]

I love it.
we are no longer on speaking terms

[IMSlacker]

There is no type of sandwich that mayo doesn't improve, even pb&j.

[GregoryJoseph]

Satan's semen, I call it.

BLECCCHHHH. :thumbdown:

[IMSlacker]

Satan's semen, I call it.

BLECCCHHHH. :thumbdown:

I think you've got mayo confused with Miracle Whip (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62830).

[mikeyboy]

There is no type of sandwich that mayo doesn't improve, even pb&j.

http://images.zaazu.com/img/vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-large.gif

[Dude!]

i love mayonaisse
i love miracle whip

i am not a finicky
little faggot like you girls

[mikeyboy]

i love mayonaisse
i love miracle whip

i am not a finicky
little faggot like you girls

AKA - you'll eat anything, no matter how repulsive it is. That's something to be proud of. You've got a great future as a homeless person.

[Dude!]

AKA - you'll eat anything, no matter how repulsive it is. That's something to be proud of. You've got a great future as a homeless person.

man, you are sooooo
racist

[TroutSkin]

I also dip my french fries in a mayo/ketchup combo (if quality blue cheese dressing isn't available).

All posts and threads should forevermore be started with the following phrase, Mojo, thank you for showing us the way we are forever your humble servants.

[disneyspy]

All posts and threads should forevermore be started with the following phrase, Mojo, thank you for showing us the way we are forever your humble servants.

nooooooooooooooo new guy, mojo is the sailor of the midwest,dont kiss up to him

[Fallon]

Mayo on a turkey or roast beef sandwich is great.

MW is dog cum.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Mayonaise is everything thats evil with the world. Even saying it makes me sick

[JohnCharles]

If you say that you love it, you have to prove it by eating a tablespoon of it on its own.

I always lick the knife clean after using it to spread some mayo on a sandwich. Does that count?

Rhino ate some right out of a jar the other night.

It was a truly amazing event.

[disneyspy]

hell no,that guy used to end his posts with "spankfully yours"

[TheMojoPin]

Satan's semen, I call it.

Wishful thinking?

[TheGameHHH]

i love mayo but i hardly ever eat it now. it simply has zero nutritional value

[TripleSkeet]

Only on a cold sandwhich. Only blacks eat mayo on a hot sandwhich.

[TheMojoPin]

What the shit is a sandwhich. SPELL WHAT YOU'RE EATING.

[EliSnow]

You're just trying to make me vomit.

http://bradley.chattablogs.com/mayo.jpg

[underdog]

I used to love Miracle Whip as a kid, but I can no longer stand it.

I love mayo, though. I want to make my own, though. Supposedly it's much better.

[opie's twisted balls]

Only on a cold sandwhich. Only blacks eat mayo on a hot sandwhich.
Is a BLT with freshly cooked and still warm bacon but cool tomatoes and lettuce considered hot or cold?

[Sarge]

Mayo is great

[Penelope]

I would like to have mayo outlawed so that I don't have to worry about it ending up on my food, and so that I'll never have to watch anyone else eat it.
Outlaw mayo. Legalize the weed.

[TheMojoPin]

Just made myself a glorious cheeseburger with a tasty shmear of mayo on it.

[Dude!]

Just made myself a glorious cheeseburger with a tasty shmear of mayo on it.

a burger is best with mayo
and then a squirt of mustard
and then a squirt of ketchup

you can't believe how delicious
a burger becomes
with that condiment trifecta

[TheMojoPin]

That better be fancy mustard.

[sailor]

tuna salad - ok
macaroni salad - ok (but better with olive oil)
potato salad - ok (but german potato salad is better)

it's also ok in a remoulade (even mojo's ghetto mayo/ketchup)

should not be on anything else without asking, and the answer would be no.

[IMSlacker]

potato salad - ok (but german potato salad is better)

German potato salad is vile.

[sailor]

German potato salad is vile.

incorrect

[IMSlacker]

incorrect

Needs mayo.

[RhinoinMN]

Mayo is the best. I like to eat it out of the jar.

[Dude!]

That better be fancy mustard.

it is very fancy mustard
from France...ooh la la

it even has French in its name

[TheMojoPin]

it is very fancy mustard
from France...ooh la la

it even has French in its name

You monster.

[sailor]

it should be another thread, but nothing is worse than yellow mustard.

[Marc with a c]

it should be another thread, but nothing is worse than yellow mustard.

you are.

[PapaBear]

I always lick the knife clean after using it to spread some mayo on a sandwich. Does that count?
Same here.
I also dip my french fries in a mayo/ketchup combo (if quality blue cheese dressing isn't available).
I don't mix it with ketchup, but I love to dip waffle fries in mayo (when I'm feeling suicidal). I share the common opinion that, people who are repulsed by mayo, had a bad uncle.

[sailor]

you are.

no, you are.

[GregoryJoseph]

French's yellow mustard OWNS that awful brown, grainy crap.

[Penelope]

it should be another thread, but nothing is worse than yellow mustard.

Don't get me started on yellow mustard. That is ALMOST as gross as mayonaisse.

[sailor]

French's yellow mustard OWNS that awful brown, grainy crap.

you really eat like a 12 year old gir.

[biggirl]

I wouldn't say mayo is my favorite condiment. I like it spread thinly on a sandwich. And it can only be Hellman's. On a BLT, I like miracle whip. Mayo is so fattening. I try to avoid it.

If mayo was never made again...I wouldn't be sad.

I'd rather use other sauces or dressings on sandwiches and salads.

[boosterp]

Mayo is a culinary disaster and just disgusting. The only food worse than mayo are grubs.

[underdog]

My wife despises mayo and I always thought she was alone. I guess not.

She constantly has to check sandwiches to see if anyone put anything on it.

I love mayo, but I agree that sandwiches should just be served dry, and you should have to request mayo.

[sailor]

My wife despises mayo and I always thought she was alone. I guess not.

She constantly has to check sandwiches to see if anyone put anything on it.

I love mayo, but I agree that sandwiches should just be served dry, and you should have to request mayo.

my fave is still when i ordered a turkey/bacon club with mustard and it came with mustard and about a pound of mayo. i threw it out.

[TheMojoPin]

my fave is still when i ordered a turkey/bacon club with mustard and it came with mustard and about a pound of mayo. i threw it out.

They should have thrown it in your face.

[hanso]

Its good with some stuff. Ham, chicken BLT.
I don't know how to make tuna salad w/o it.
The fat factor is what keeps me away.
Maybe there are good lite/fat free mayo.

[RhinoinMN]

i would lick mayo off a cock as long as the cock was wearing a rubber. that would make it not gay

[mikeyboy]

i would lick mayo off a cock as long ad the cock was wearing a rubber. that would maje it not ga

http://www.greenmanbrewery.co.nz/gallary/images/2006TV3DrinkingBeer.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Miracle Whip is fucking pathetic:

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[sailor]

They should have thrown it in your face.

no, they should have made it without mayo.

[EliSnow]

my fave is still when i ordered a turkey/bacon club with mustard and it came with mustard and about a pound of mayo. i threw it out.

I just made myself a delicious turkey sandwich with spicy brown mustard and mayo, with cheddar cheese on a hard roll.

Perfect sandwich to eat while watching football.

[TheMojoPin]

no, they should have made it without mayo.

You should have never been made.

[TripleSkeet]

Is a BLT with freshly cooked and still warm bacon but cool tomatoes and lettuce considered hot or cold?

BLT's a cold sandwich. So is a hoagie or a ham and cheese sandwhich.

Hot sandwiches would be cheesesteaks, roast beef, cheeseburgers, etc.

[sailor]

BLT's a cold sandwich. So is a hoagie or a ham and cheese sandwhich.

Hot sandwiches would be cheesesteaks, roast beef, cheeseburgers, etc.

how is hot bacon a cold sandwich?

[A.J.]

how is hot bacon a cold sandwich?

Served on warm toast as well.

[opie's twisted balls]

Don't get me started on yellow mustard. That is ALMOST as gross as mayonaisse.
Yellow mustard has a few specific applications:
1) on corn dogs
2) on smokies
3) on open face roast beef sammies with lots of gravy


Hot sandwiches would be cheesesteaks, roast beef, cheeseburgers, etc.
I agree with the first two being hot sandwiches. However, despite being meat between two pieces of bread like product burgers aren't sandwiches. They're burgers. If you serve a patty between two pieces of bread then its a sandwich.

And yes, mayo is a perfectly fine condiment for burgers.

[TripleSkeet]

how is hot bacon a cold sandwich?

Ice cold lettuce and tomatoe. Thats how.

[A.J.]

Ice cold lettuce and tomatoe. Thats how.

So is this hot or cold?

http://paxholley.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mcdlt.jpg

[sailor]

Ice cold lettuce and tomatoe. Thats how.

ah, but you can have those on a hamburger sandwich as well.

[TripleSkeet]

ah, but you can have those on a hamburger sandwich as well.

Ahh but the lettuce and tomato seem to stay cold alot longer then bacon stays hot. Burgers usually stay hotter longer.

And I dont even know what that McBLT thing is. I very rarely eat McDonalds..

[TheMojoPin]

Who the fuck only eats hot roast beef sandwiches?

[underdog]

Who the fuck only eats hot roast beef sandwiches?

It's huge around Boston. Usually with BBQ sauce.

[sailor]

Ahh but the lettuce and tomato seem to stay cold alot longer then bacon stays hot. Burgers usually stay hotter longer.

And I dont even know what that McBLT thing is. I very rarely eat McDonalds..

it's a mcdlt. hamburger with lettuce and tomato, with hot and cold items kept in separate compartments until you are ready to eat it. i don't think they've had it in decades.

Who the fuck only eats hot roast beef sandwiches?

that was my next question. unless it's like some london broil type thing with gravy. i had a roast beef sandwich last week and they asked if i wanted it toasted, and without thinking i said yes. it went from nice and rare to well done in 30 seconds. :(

[TheMojoPin]

I appreciate having a hot roast beef sandwich from time to time, but I did not know that the "roast beef sandwich" as a general concept was considered by some to automatically be a hot sandwich.

[underdog]

I appreciate having a hot roast beef sandwich from time to time, but I did not know that the "roast beef sandwich" as a general concept was considered by some to automatically be a hot sandwich.

I have to ask for it cold if I go to the North Shore of Mass.

[opie's twisted balls]

Who the fuck only eats hot roast beef sandwiches?
Open face and smothered with gravy....tasty!!!

Eating left over roast beef any other way is pure savagery.

[TripleSkeet]

I appreciate having a hot roast beef sandwich from time to time, but I did not know that the "roast beef sandwich" as a general concept was considered by some to automatically be a hot sandwich.

Around here unless youre at a hoagie shop if you ask for a roast beef sandwhich it comes hot. Alot of the cheesesteak places also serve hot roast beef in gravy, roast pork, and tripe sandwiches.

[JohnCharles]

Looks like this is all wrapped up in a neat little package.

[mikeyboy]

Looks like this is all wrapped up in a neat little package.

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT316523S.jpg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I would rather the Yankees trade Jeter and Mo to Boston than have mayo. Thats how much I despise it

[TheMojoPin]

I would rather the Yankees trade Jeter and Mo to Boston than have mayo. Thats how much I despise it

So you love mayo?

[TripleSkeet]

Edit. Misread.

[disneyspy]

Edit. Misread.

ya i got a text from someone sayin"hey blind old guy,its mayo not mojo!"


for the record,i like both,they both remind me of tuna

[joethebartender]

I like my mayo straight from the udder. I've seen this at some area stadium, and had to ask for a packet.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2665983281_2fb53960bc.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

i love mayo. just not too much of it though. big globs of mayo can get gross.

nothing is worse than miracle whip.

[weekapaugjz]

Who the fuck only eats hot roast beef sandwiches?

mixing horseradish into the mayo on a hot roast beef sandwich is tasty. i usually just go heavy on the horseradish though.

[midwestjeff]

I like Miracle Whip.

Real mayo tastes and smells like sweaty feet.

[RhinoinMN]

I like my mayo straight from the udder. I've seen this at some area stadium, and had to ask for a packet.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2665983281_2fb53960bc.jpg

I love you.

[Annie Waits]

I like mayo with my french fries

also on a hot-dog........mayo is great, that's all I can say.

[Penelope]

You know what is just as nasty as mayo? Thousand Island dressing. Whoever thought that one up is one sick puppy.

[sailor]

You know what is just as nasty as mayo? Thousand Island dressing. Whoever thought that one up is one sick puppy.

thousand is cool, russian is better. ranch is the real vile one.

[boosterp]

thousand is cool, russian is better. ranch is the real vile one.

They are and mayo based and more vile than the vaginal discharge of a stripper.

[JerseyRich]

http://food.fearlessflyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/img_8590.JPG

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like Mayo

[TheMojoPin]

A touch of thousand island on the right sandwiches is heavenly.

[RhinoinMN]

A touch of thousand island on the right sandwiches is heavenly.

That's a BINGO!

[joethebartender]

They are and mayo based and more vile than the vaginal discharge of a stripper.

I really don't know the caliber of clubs you hang out at but... shouldn't you have said hooker?

[TjM]

Love it

[TjM]

Can't have a ham sandwich without it

[EliSnow]

A touch of thousand island on the right sandwiches is heavenly.

You can't have a Reuben without it.

And a Reuben is a great frackin' sandwich.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GG2nXPEgt2s/SbsnXlU7fXI/AAAAAAAAC10/n1W3HU2Ht20/s400/rebvegsoupbanbr_131.JPG

[disneyspy]

a BLT without mayo is just so unnatural i detest anybody that doesnt like mayo

[deliciousV]

Yuck to the cummy dressing!

I was really hoping this was a thread about O.J. Mayo, the idea that this board can do 5+ pages on actual mayo is just sad.

[boosterp]

I really don't know the caliber of clubs you hang out at but... shouldn't you have said hooker?

The hookers around here are likely cleaner than these strippers.

Yuck to the cummy dressing!

I was really hoping this was a thread about O.J. Mayo, the idea that this board can do 5+ pages on actual mayo is just sad.

Good, fuck you.

[underdog]

They are and mayo based and more vile than the vaginal discharge of a stripper.

I disagree with that statement. I would much rather have mayo on my pants again than the discharge of a stripper.

[Dude!]

I disagree with that statement. I would much rather have mayo on my pants again than the discharge of a stripper.

i heard you use mayo
as a suntanning lotion
before you go to the beach

[lleeder]

White creamy gobs on a sandwich? Seems kinda faggy.

[Dougie Brootal]

mayo goes well with most sandwich/burger culinary creations.

[FUNKMAN]

9 times out of 10 when u ask a deli person to go "light on the mayo" you still get too much

same with butter for the buttered roll

[aceofspades7]

mayo is great - miracle whip is disgusting!

[Penelope]

I can not believe the results of this poll. Mayo was created by the devil. It's evil in a jar. Put on this earth just to make me vomit.

[StanUpshaw]

http://i.imgur.com/8rdZj.jpg

[cougarjake13]

used to but i cant eat it anymore


now i use ranch instead

[sailor]

used to but i cant eat it anymore


now i use ranch instead

It's just watered down mayo.

[cougarjake13]

It's just watered down mayo.

maybe


tastes better to me

[underdog]

yes (http://youtu.be/ralmxWDF2Bk)

[keithy_19]

I can only eat when in a tuna fish sandwhich.

[PapaBear]

I can only eat when in a tuna fish sandwhich.
I'm glad I'm not on acid right now.

[razorboy]

I can only eat when in a tuna fish sandwhich.

That must be a big sandwich.

[keithy_19]

I have no excuse for that typo.

[PapaBear]

I have no excuse for that typo.
That's not a typo. It's "can be taken out of context" bad sentence structure.

[disneyspy]

That's not a typo. It's "can be taken out of context" bad sentence structure.

you're a type O

[PapaBear]

you're a type O
Actually, I'm a type A. I can't remember if I'm negative or positive. I'm pretty sure I've never been in a sandwich, though.

[disneyspy]

i was in a tuna sandwich and it was wonderful

[keithy_19]

i was in a tuna sandwich and it was wonderful

Thank you.

[keithy_19]

That's not a typo. It's "can be taken out of context" bad sentence structure.

It was a lack of typing. I missed a word.

[PapaBear]

Carlito is about a minute away from dying. Gotta go.

[TeeBone]

Mayo is the Devil's Semen