MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[mikeyboy]

She's paid very well.

That's the only way you two make sense.

[Marc with a c]

That's the only way you two make sense.

were you looking at your wedding pictures when you wrote that?

[hammersavage]

hate hate hate

[Marc with a c]

hate hate hate

you're right. i'm sorry.

play on playa.

[hammersavage]

this was probably posted, but it can't hurt to post again:

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[MetalAcorna]

Buncha hatin' faaaggots in hea.

[joeybadass]

how the fuck do any of you queers get a chick as hot as this broad?

im baffled, just fucken' baffled.

jerseyrich, how much do you pay her for the gfe?

[mikeyboy]

this was probably posted, but it can't hurt to post again:

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frankenchenz?

[Marc with a c]

how the fuck do any of you queers get a chick as hot as this broad?

im baffled, just fucken' baffled.

jerseyrich, how much do you pay her for the gfe?

you need to check yourself joey.

you need to appreciate.

[Marc with a c]

frankenchenz?

that's nothing, watch this.

http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/jersey-shore-cast-joins-jay-for-jaywalk-all-stars/1186144/

[MetalAcorna]

how the fuck do any of you queers get a chick as hot as this broad?

im baffled, just fucken' baffled.

jerseyrich, how much do you pay her for the gfe?

Hey, how YOU doin' joey?

[JerseyRich]

how the fuck do any of you queers get a chick as hot as this broad?

im baffled, just fucken' baffled.

jerseyrich, how much do you pay her for the gfe?

Hey, how YOU doin' joey?

wtf just happened?

[MetalAcorna]

wtf just happened?

Yo, sorry JoisyRich, but Joey's just HOT. He's a juicehead and has a sick blowout. Sorry, yo.

[Mitch&Murray]

wtf just happened?


Joeybadass is gonna pound out yer chick

[JerseyRich]

Yo fuck this noise!

Hey marc...how YOU doin?

[MetalAcorna]

Yo fuck this noise!

Hey marc...how YOU doin?

See, I KNEW it. Fucken queer.

[JerseyRich]

What happened baby? Did my check not clear?

[Marc with a c]

Yo fuck this noise!

Hey marc...how YOU doin?

you should've grabbed your girl once joey came around.

but what up son?

[MetalAcorna]

What happened baby? Did my check not clear?

Hey marc...how YOU doin?

Yo, sorry JoisyRich, but Joey's just HOT. He's a juicehead and has a sick blowout. Sorry, yo.

'Nuff said.

[joeybadass]

you're italian right?

[hammersavage]

ummm, errrr

[MetalAcorna]

you're italian right?

Um...yeah, sure.

[joeybadass]

ummm, errrr

mind your business, queer.

[hammersavage]

we still got 5 fuckin hours til showtime!

[joeybadass]

Um...yeah, sure.

what? are you rican?

my mutha would smother me with a pillow while i was sleeping if she knew i was pounding a rican.

[MetalAcorna]

what? are you rican?

my mutha would smother me with a pillow while i was sleeping if she knew i was pounding a rican.

She don't gotta know. :wink:

[joeybadass]

hey rich. you like apples?

queer.

[Furtherman]

Oh HELL NAW! You betta NOT be calling me no Ho! Fuckin' scumbag...::takes out hair extensions to fight::

Yo, I'd be happy to OBLIGE ya ass, mary J! Don't need no hateration, holleratin' In this dancery!!

*starts breakdancing*

[MetalAcorna]

:lol: Can't wait to see Snookie get "snooked" tonight.

[Furtherman]

:lol: Can't wait to see Snookie get "snooked" tonight.

They're not going to show it. :thumbdown:

[JerseyRich]

I demand Furtherman to explain the reasoning behind MTV not showing it tonight.

[Furtherman]

I demand Furtherman to explain the reasoning behind MTV not showing it tonight.

Ahem

*papers shuffling*

Ah.

Yes, let's see... here we go...

In a statement an MTV spokesperson said, “What happened to “Snooki” was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week’s episode. The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath.”

“The episode will otherwise remain untouched and viewers will see how the entire Jersey Shore cast starts building a closer bond with each other and especially with Snooki who up until that point, felt that she was somewhat of an outsider. Everyone rallies behind her and comes to her defense so it’s a pivotal point in the narrative arc of the show.”


Or....


I have the footage and will be charging $5 to see it on a private website... to be named later.



Also...

MTV's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Gets Apology from Teacher Who Punched "Jersey Shore" Cast Member (http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/12/17/crimesider/entry5990457.shtml)

"I remember very little from the time of the incident," Ferro told The New York Post from his lawyer's office in Long Island. "It's all fuzzy. I remember a punch -- I don't remember who or why and I remember being arrested."

[MetalAcorna]

Ahem

*papers shuffling*

Ah.

Yes, let's see... here we go...




Or....


I have the footage and will be charging $5 to see it on a private website... to be named later.

Oh, come ON. What bullshit. They already showed it a million times in commercials. This is dumb. Fucken queers over at MTV.

[JerseyRich]

I have the footage and will be charging $5 to see it on a private website... to be named later.



Amateur

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[Furtherman]

They already showed it a million times in commercials.

And they'll have a million more people tuning in to watch.

They'll be angry, but they'll have seen the show, and the ratings will be up, and the money will pour in. The bigwigs will lean back, light a cigar, and whisper... "gotcha".

[Furtherman]

Amateur

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

Oh, you don't want to see the rest? OK.

[JerseyRich]

Oh, you don't want to see the rest? OK.

How much did they actually cut out?

That's the money shot right there!

[Aggie]

How much did they actually cut out?

That's the money shot right there!

joey just stole your girl, yo!

i wondered that, too. are they going to pretend it didn't happen and not address it at all? or just not show the punch and then show the aftermath and arrest. i hope they do that at least.

[Furtherman]

joey just stole your girl, yo!

i wondered that, too. are they going to pretend it didn't happen and not address it at all? or just not show the punch and then show the aftermath and arrest. i hope they do that at least.

'Sup yo got me on ignore, woman!?

The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath.

[JerseyRich]

joey just stole your girl, yo!

i wondered that, too. are they going to pretend it didn't happen and not address it at all? or just not show the punch and then show the aftermath and arrest. i hope they do that at least.

fuck that fag.

and.

The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath.”

[Aggie]

snaggie can't read, yo.

[JerseyRich]

snaggie can't read, yo.

Snaggie needs to get her contacts cleaned yo!

[Furtherman]

snaggie can't read, yo.

Maybe if you push dem bombs down, yo. Shit, how you know what itz front you?

[Aggie]

shut it, i'm trying to get my poof perfect.

[JerseyRich]

My new mod quote hurts because it is so true.

[Aggie]

My new mod quote hurts because it is so true.

ahahaha

[JerseyRich]

shut it, i'm trying to get my poof perfect.

You should go with Diana on saturday...she's gettin new extensions then going to Bang Bang for some new whorebag clothing.

[Aggie]

You should go with Diana on saturday...she's gettin new extensions then going to Bang Bang for some new whorebag clothing.

i don't have fake hair like sammi. ew.

[JerseyRich]

i don't have fake hair like sammi. ew.
http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[BlackSpider]

i don't have fake hair like sammi. ew.

Great "Catty Moment," Aggie...

[Aggie]

miss my avatar. i need to change it back.

[Aggie]

hurry up 10 o'clock. stop being a pussy.

[booster11373]

Looks at least from my cable systems preview thing, no after show at 11 tonight

[mikeyboy]

Looks at least from my cable systems preview thing, no after show at 11 tonight

WTF?

[weekapaugjz]

i have the sweetest blowout ever for tonight.

[drusilla]

good cause that was awful last week

[Marc with a c]

i just finished my rosary, i am so ready to pump from the floor to the ceiling!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

WTF?

they're still in LA doing press. tbs 11:00 for you sitch fix.

[Marc with a c]

good cause that was awful last week

i hope your hives make you a bad parker.

[weekapaugjz]

good cause that was awful last week

incorrect. anytime the situation is on the screen, it's pure awesomeness.

[mikeyboy]

I just watched that Jaywalking/Jersey Shore bit from Leno. I don't think Snookie is very smart.

[booster11373]

I just watched that Jaywalking/Jersey Shore bit from Leno. I don't think Snookie is very smart.

need a link for that

[Snoogans]

20 Fuckin Minutes

[Marc with a c]

I just watched that Jaywalking/Jersey Shore bit from Leno. I don't think Snookie is very smart.

lionel richie ftw!!!

[mikeyboy]

lionel richie ftw!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[TooLowBrow]

need a link for that

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[mikeyboy]

So. Close.

[paulisded]

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Snooki is truly a dog-face.

[Snoogans]

is everyone gettin ready for their fix. I just wrapped a band around my arm

[Marc with a c]

i hope we get extra vinny tonight.

[weekapaugjz]

is everyone gettin ready for their fix. I just wrapped a band around my arm

i just got my $2000 d&g sunglasses. i'm fucking ready!

[Marc with a c]

everybody turn it on now!!!!

f me in my fing a hole.

[booster11373]

So with the press tour thing are they saving Sammi, Vinny and Ronnie for round 2 or something

[hammersavage]

I'm nervous

[booster11373]

everybody turn it on now!!!!

f me in my fing a hole.

there replaying last weeks episode so what?

[hammersavage]

everybody turn it on now!!!!

f me in my fing a hole.

Is that 2 requests?

[Marc with a c]

Is that 2 requests?

demands.

[TooLowBrow]

So with the press tour thing are they saving Sammi, Vinny and Ronnie for round 2 or something

im guessing one guy dropped out b4 the end

and the other 2 are still a couple but they cant show that til the show is over

[booster11373]

Somebody else count how many times "situation" is said tonight and we will tally up after 11

[Marc with a c]

and the other 2 are still a couple but they cant show that til the show is over

i'll give you my car if that's the case.

[TooLowBrow]

i'll give you my car if that's the case.

deal

[booster11373]

im guessing one guy dropped out b4 the end

and the other 2 are still a couple but they cant show that til the show is over

You think Vinny and Ronnie went gay? or at least gayer

[hammersavage]

Ooh. Tough Love on VH1 as a warm up

[JerseyRich]

Enist...The Wizard of Menlo Park.

[JerseyRich]

"Next thing you know...the grill is legit burnt."

[hammersavage]

deal


You want a Cabrio?

[RoseBlood]

Here's a hint: Richard


Here's a second hint: Nixon

[Hottub]

5 minutes!!

[Marc with a c]

jwoww is an amazing person.

[mikeyboy]

So with the press tour thing are they saving Sammi, Vinny and Ronnie for round 2 or something

Doubtful. Those guys aren't as interesting, so they aren't using them the same way.

You forgot J-Woww

[Snoogans]

It Still Feels So Far Away

[JerseyRich]

I want a Monarchy shirt.

[Annie Waits]

charcoal in a gas grill, that's the best

[booster11373]

Once in awhile you can really hear the new england in Pauly's voice

[hammersavage]

Look at the Situation getting it

[booster11373]

Doubtful. Those guys aren't as interesting, so they aren't using them the same way.

You forgot J-Woww

She was on the thing with Tyson so I know she is around

[hammersavage]

Total tongue too

[Marc with a c]

i want one of these shirts with the situations torso.

http://hideyourarms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jack-black-six-pack.jpg

[mikeyboy]

i want one of these shirts with the situations torso.

http://hideyourarms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jack-black-six-pack.jpg

God doesn't make t-shirts.

[hammersavage]

'Knock a bitch up' ? Really Sammi...

[Marc with a c]

God doesn't make t-shirts.

imagine that t shirt with a fartpony mask?

[JerseyRich]

I want some ham and watah.

[RhinoinMN]

I want a Monarchy shirt.

You would look better in a monarch shirt.

[JerseyRich]

I'm the sweetest bitch you will ever meet.

[weekapaugjz]

get the shots ready!

[hammersavage]

Ronnie could be on ABDC by himself

[drusilla]

i hope your hives make you a bad parker.

don't be hatin' on my awesome parking skills westchester driveway boy

& i took benedryl to wash away your bearded cooties

[Marc with a c]

Ronnie could be on ABDC by himself

he's better than fucking brake sk8.

[drusilla]

i'll give you my car if that's the case.

deal

it's a mazda6. he thinks it's twice as cool as my mazda3, but he doesn't know what he's talking about

[JerseyRich]

NO....no no no no no.

[Marc with a c]

it's a mazda6. he thinks it's twice as cool as my mazda3, but he doesn't know what he's talking about

straight math.

[Hottub]

It's goddam legendary!!
Epic, even.

[Marc with a c]

dick smack dick smack dick smack dick smack dick smack

[JerseyRich]

I love the guido relationship cycle...

Meet.

Fuck.

Fight.

Kill each other.

[hammersavage]

Its not a game.





He's crying!!!!

[drusilla]

oh my god he's crying!

[Marc with a c]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahha

[Hottub]

Ronnie. Don't be a pussy.

[TooLowBrow]

why is he in a towel and why are they both crying?

[RhinoinMN]

Those two should drink more. Cures all relationship issues.

[hammersavage]

Camelot is united once again

[JerseyRich]

Its not a game.





He's crying!!!!

Well. Now we know why he isn't showing his face on tv lately.

[underdog]

Situation.

[hammersavage]

That girl is business class

[RhinoinMN]

why is he in a towel and why are they both crying?

Big man cry hard.

[JerseyRich]

Classic hook up line.

"A bra is the same as a bathing suit"

[drusilla]

not a good idea to wear white pants with an ass that size darling

[Marc with a c]

freckles mcgee. hjahahahhahahahahha

[underdog]

That's ESD blunt.

"we're going to have sex."

[weekapaugjz]

just fuck her anyway pauly!

[Hottub]

This ain't a good situation for Mike.

[TooLowBrow]

mike, 'whats up? you hungry?"

:lol:

[Marc with a c]

this show is better than curb, arrested development, and seinfeld combined.

[Snoogans]

ronnie is such a fuckin faggot

[TooLowBrow]

i only heard 1 'situation' so far

[Kevin]

Situation=AWESOME

Ronnie= PUSSY!

[paulisded]

imagine that t shirt with a fartpony mask?

The world couldn't handle that awesomeness.

[JerseyRich]

Is 500 Days of Summer a good film?

[Marc with a c]

ronnie is such a fuckin faggot

he's a disgrace.

[Hottub]

not a good idea to wear white pants with an ass that size darling

Don't be hatin'.

[underdog]

i only heard 1 'situation' so far

Then you're not listening.

[hammersavage]

She can bike, swim and wear white shorts, right?

[booster11373]

i only heard 1 'situation' so far

3 in the first break, 4 if you count the opening credits

[Marc with a c]

what happened to snooki, why was she crying?

[paulisded]

not a good idea to wear white pants with an ass that size darling

I was thinking the exact same thing. Loved the night vision shot of her in her g-string after her friend had to get home to mommy.

[hammersavage]

Like that eminem song

[Kevin]

freckles mcgee. hjahahahhahahahahha

No one ever born is more awesome than the Sitution.

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[Hottub]

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

How about some spoiler tags!!!

[underdog]

JWoww looks terrific for her age.

She's 60, right?

[drusilla]

She can bike, swim and wear white shorts, right?

haha that's what they say...

[TooLowBrow]

jwoww has a necklace with the outline of the state of jersey in diamonds, or something similar

[JerseyRich]

Sorry...

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[underdog]

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut8ok3G9U1qz4dqwo1_r1_400.gif

[hammersavage]

JWoww looks terrific for her age.

She's 60, right?


This is a hate-free zone

[Marc with a c]

who wants odds they get into another fight by the end of the show?

[paulisded]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut8ok3G9U1qz4dqwo1_r1_400.gif

I can't tell the difference!

[Marc with a c]

why is sammi wearing a bathing suit to bed?

[hammersavage]

By 'clicked' I think he means fucked.


Nice euphamism MTV

[JerseyRich]

we Shmooshed!!!!

[paulisded]

"Yes, I had sex. Like...hello!"

"We smushed."

[underdog]

"We smushed" could be the single greatest thing ever spoken on television.

[Snoogans]

that didnt look much like pounding out

[drusilla]

"i don't kiss & tell"

you just had sex on national tv!!!

[paulisded]

that didnt look much like pounding out

That's because it was gentle, sweet lovemaking.

Wait, you're right.

[biggirl]

this show is dumb. I wish mtv would bring back newlyweds.

[Marc with a c]

this show is dumb. I wish mtv would bring back newlyweds.

fuck you dike. go smush youself.

[booster11373]

They are going to a barber shop it keeps getting better!

[TheGameHHH]

"We smushed" could be the single greatest thing ever spoken on television.

im still laughing at that phrase, its fucking amazing.

[hammersavage]

Might have to watch Teen Mom for that mullet

[paulisded]

WTF is this show with the giant mullet????I have to watch this!

[TooLowBrow]

i hate the mom in the commercial who 'just needs an hour'

[biggirl]

fuck you dike. go smush youself.

whaaaaa?????

[weekapaugjz]

fresh outfit, fresh hair cut, fresh tan. it's all about fresh.

[JerseyRich]

"Ya know...Workin on my Fitness!"

[biggirl]

i hate the mom in the commercial who 'just needs an hour'

that commercial rocks! I giggled a lot.

[Hottub]

this show is dumb. I wish mtv would bring back newlyweds.

Dude!!!

[RoseBlood]

that didnt look much like pounding out

That's because it was gentle, sweet lovemaking.

Wait, you're right.

Ronnie cried while he pounded out Sammi.. right!

[TooLowBrow]

they keep moving in the barber chair, theyre gonna get a baldie

[hammersavage]

This fuckin club again

[weekapaugjz]

snooki fucking rules!

[JerseyRich]

I could watch Snooki dance all night.

[Hottub]

snooki fucking rules!

<--------

[hammersavage]

Toolbag with the blowout

[TooLowBrow]

thats 'her place on saturday nights'


how long have they been there?

[paulisded]

I could watch Snooki dance all night.

Thank God MTV's not an XL channel.

[Hottub]

Can I use zeno on my ass?

[weekapaugjz]

Thank God MTV's not an XL channel.

hater.

[TheGameHHH]

I wish there were bars, similar to a sports bar on NFL sundays, that just played Jersey Shore so I could go out and watch this mess with other people over beers.

[JerseyRich]

Oh that Hugh Grant...

[RoseBlood]

See the guy Snooki was dancing with at Karma?

She gonna wake up with the Pink Eye!!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Sarah jessica parker chasing a horse. Quite the sight.

[weekapaugjz]

this dance off is fucking fantastic.

[paulisded]

"It's like we beat up that beat." What a bunch of tools.

[hammersavage]

Holy shit

[Sarge]

They're fighting back against the beat.

[JerseyRich]

Pauly's game plan fuckin rules.

[Hottub]

I wish there were bars, similar to a sports bar on NFL sundays, that just played Jersey Shore so I could go out and watch this mess with other people over beers.

Here.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1434/855002451_b6524a86b0.jpg?v=0

I've had beers here in the off season. They have $20 bracelets.:thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

This club sucks. Not enough soul patches.

[JerseyRich]

4'9" broads are the best.

[hammersavage]

Who is you, anyway?

[Hottub]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/168428667_8446232efb.jpg?v=0

[paulisded]

These guys sure work their magic on 6's.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Here.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1434/855002451_b6524a86b0.jpg?v=0

I've had beers here in the off season. They have $20 bracelets.:thumbup:

Actually, that club has been shut down.

[Tenbatsuzen]

BTW, tub, what's the deal with your... Time Machine?

[Hottub]

Actually, that club has been shut down.

I got slices there this past summer.

[Sarge]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/168428667_8446232efb.jpg?v=0

One of the best, yet scariest places to drink in Sea Side

[yojimbo7248]

Pauly's game plan fuckin rules.

those first skanks are disrespecting the Situation by calling him "Mike".

[JerseyRich]

Please tell me "The Biggest Slice" is still there.

[Hottub]

One of the best, yet scariest places to drink in Sea Side

Sarge knows.

Thanks, bro.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I got slices there this past summer.

What does Mrs. Tub have to say about that?

(remember, we're in the Jersey Shore thread)

[Hottub]

Please tell me "The Biggest Slice" is still there.

And a free kool aid!:thumbup:

[booster11373]

those first skanks are disrespecting the Situation by calling him "Mike".

That whole thing reeks of a set-up, how did they even know where the house was? Some producer drove them there

[Marc with a c]

the situation is about to be 0-14 this summer.

[Kevin]

I seriously want to be The Situations best friend.

[Sarge]

Or Riggers, If its still there, Right Tub.

[Hottub]

What does Mrs. Tub have to say about that?

(remember, we're in the Jersey Shore thread)

How would I know? I sent her out for a six pack and smokes.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I got slices there this past summer.

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/state/seaside-park-rocked-by-discrimination-lawsuit

[Hottub]

Or Riggers, If its still there, Right Tub.

Yes, sir. It is!

Beers for breakfast anyone?

[TooLowBrow]

i think i know one of the girls they kicked out. the one with the boyfriend

[JerseyRich]

The grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/state/seaside-park-rocked-by-discrimination-lawsuit

See? That place RULES!

[weekapaugjz]

pauly jumping on the grenade!

[yojimbo7248]

That whole thing reeks of a set-up, how did they even know where the house was? Some producer drove them there

you are right. too funny. the producers driving them to the house to create drama.

[paulisded]

The grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The grenade's a rooooooooooooooooner.

[drusilla]

he FLEEEEEEEED the scene

[JerseyRich]

Poor grenade... left alone.

[yojimbo7248]

pauly jumping on the grenade!


Pauly left the Situation with a live grenade and he didn't wear a bullet proof vest.

[hammersavage]

****Cockblock alert!!!!
****

[JerseyRich]

The Cock Blocking Grenade!

[Marc with a c]

pauly was wide awake during that. hahah

[yojimbo7248]

Poor grenade... left alone.

even small explosive devices need love

[weekapaugjz]

the situation looked so disappointed on the porch as that chick was leaving.

[TooLowBrow]

Pauly left the Situation with a live grenade and he didn't wear a bullet proof vest.

she was a bomb and pulie didnt know the code for the bomb

[Marc with a c]

snooki needs that fix.

[JerseyRich]

Snooki needs some new slippahs. Those one's are filthy and wack yo!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Or Riggers, If its still there, Right Tub.

I don't think you'd see this crew with Riggers.

[Hottub]

I don't think you'd see this crew with Riggers.

http://struff.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/homer_yelling.jpg

[drusilla]

the situation this summer is not looking good for the situation

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[JerseyRich]

Jwoww's boyfriend sounds like the Lleeder.

[Hottub]

JWoww's a fiesty one!

[TheGameHHH]

"This looks dirty"
"It's the Jersey shore"

Classic

[Hottub]

Jwoww's boyfriend sounds like the Lleeder.

Worst thing you could call a man, my friend.

[RhinoinMN]

Mama snooki needs to work on the tan.

[Hottub]

It's the Jersey Shore.:lol:

[paulisded]

The smartest thing Snooki does is wear oversize hats that cover that dogface.

[TooLowBrow]

snookie really reads a lot from her moms one word answers

[TheGameHHH]

Mama snooki needs to work on the tan.

massive calves on ma snooks