MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[TheMojoPin]

Nope.

[Kublakhan61]

Nope.

In your face!

[Donnie Iris]

Youre such an overbearing ass. Yea, I guess Im the only one that thought that punch was hilarious. Thats why its been posted in about 30 pages of this thread.

Are you trying to say that women like I described dont exist?

Once while arguing with a guy outside of a club, his girl came up and smacked me, and stood there with a smug look because I couldnt hit her back. So I promptly turned to 3 girls standing there smoking, pulled out $100, and told them they could have it if they beat her ass, which they promptly did. The boyfriend had to stand there and watch.

My motto: "I dont hit women. If it comes down to it I get other women to hit them for me."

Maybe you can get on next season's cast, brah.

[TripleSkeet]

Maybe you can get on next season's cast, brah.

I dont tan. Or wear lips gloss. Or use 3 gallons of hair gel. Basically, I dont live the so called "Italian lifestyle".

Anyway, I dont think Ive ever seen a better way to handle a situation like that. But then again, until youre in it, you dont know what youd do.

[west milly Tom]

My chick graduated with the situation. The whole thing is just gross but insanely typical.

[disneyspy]

My chick graduated with the situation. The whole thing is just gross but insanely typical.

awesome,the word is awesome

[TheMojoPin]

Anyway, I dont think Ive ever seen a better way to handle a situation like that. But then again, until youre in it, you dont know what youd do.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AAAAAH!

[SatCam]

I dont tan. Or wear lips gloss. Or use 3 gallons of hair gel. Basically, I dont live the so called "Italian lifestyle".

Anyway, I dont think Ive ever seen a better way to handle a situation like that. But then again, until youre in it, you dont know what youd do.

You would still hit a girl if it was socially acceptable

[TripleSkeet]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AAAAAH!

What is so funny? Ok, your at a bar, outside in an argument with some asshole, some girl walks up and slaps you in the face in front of about 20 people. What do you do? Aaaaand go...

[TripleSkeet]

You would still hit a girl if it was socially acceptable

Ive never hit a girl.

[TheMojoPin]

What is so funny? Ok, your at a bar, outside in an argument with some asshole, some girl walks up and slaps you in the face in front of about 20 people. What do you do? Aaaaand go...

Who gives a shit if she slaps me? I'm not wasting money over that garbage.

[SatCam]

What is so funny? Ok, your at a bar, outside in an argument with some asshole, some girl walks up and slaps you in the face in front of about 20 people. What do you do? Aaaaand go...

Id beat her into a bloody pulp and then when the case goes to trial me and the judge would have a good laugh about it and he'd sentence the bitch to make me sandwiches and suck my dick for the rest of my years

[TripleSkeet]

Who gives a shit if she slaps me?

Hey if thats your attitude towards it, cool. Thats what you would do. Look stupid and walk away.

I dont do things that way. I dont let people disrespect me. I dont let people physically attack me. If its a guy, I swing. If its a girl, I get a girl to swing. Thats how I do things. I dont walk away from a confrontation. Some people can do that. Not me.

Im not a passive person. Sorry. I really dont give a fuck if you think thats wrong.

[TripleSkeet]

Id beat her into a bloody pulp and then when the case goes to trial me and the judge would have a good laugh about it and he'd sentence the bitch to make me sandwiches and suck my dick for the rest of my years

That made me :lol::lol::lol:

[TheMojoPin]

Oh man, this is too funny. It's a like a bonus episode.

[SatCam]

That made me :lol::lol::lol:

there's nothing funny about an uppity cunt

[Dell]

Hey if thats your attitude towards it, cool. Thats what you would do. Look stupid and walk away.

I dont do things that way. I dont let people disrespect me. I dont let people physically attack me. If its a guy, I swing. If its a girl, I get a girl to swing. Thats how I do things. I dont walk away from a confrontation. Some people can do that. Not me.

Im not a passive person. Sorry. I really dont give a fuck if you think thats wrong.

too much denshun...

[TheMojoPin]

A real man wouldn't be so cheap and would shell out the big bucks to have a crackhead stab her in the neck with a broken bottle.

[A.J.]

Id beat her into a bloody pulp and then when the case goes to trial me and the judge would have a good laugh about it and he'd sentence the bitch to make me sandwiches and suck my dick for the rest of my years

I don't know if I'd want anything that filthy near my food or my cock.

[TheMojoPin]

I'd just save the money and run over her with my car since it's my car that's actually doing the running over and not me so it's totally cool and my cred is intact.

[RoseBlood]

I'd just save the money and run over her with my car since it's my car that's actually doing the running over and not me so it's totally cool and my cred is intact.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!

[TripleSkeet]

God you are such a douche.

[RoseBlood]

If its a guy, I swing. If its a girl, I get a girl to swing. Thats how I do things. I dont walk away from a confrontation.

What if it's a Pitbull or Rottweiler?

[TheMojoPin]

YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!

I'M GONNA PAY SOMEONE TO YELL IN YOUR FACE FOR EMBARASSING ME LIKE THAT.

[RoseBlood]

I'M GONNA PAY SOMEONE TO YELL IN YOUR FACE FOR EMBARASSING ME LIKE THAT.

Embarrassing you?

I commend you for "going green"! :clap:

[TheMojoPin]

Green with envy now that it's fucking freezing walking out there these days.

[Dude!]

I'M GONNA PAY SOMEONE TO YELL IN YOUR FACE FOR EMBARASSING ME LIKE THAT.

A real man wouldn't be so cheap
and would shell out the big bucks
to buy a car


carless loser

[RoseBlood]

A real man wouldn't be so cheap
and would shell out the big bucks
to buy a car


carless loser

city dwellers don't drive silly.

[TheMojoPin]

Leave Dude! alone. He's just a simple country boy.

[RoseBlood]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/guidettes_2135.jpg

There's a chick running around AC wearing Jwow's top as a dress.

http://i48.tinypic.com/9pp8hd.jpg

[paulisded]

Leave Dude! alone. He's just simple.

Fixed.

[Dude!]

Leave Dude! alone. He's simply marvelous and I adore him.

now it's really fixed

[TheMojoPin]

Leave Dude! abandoned in the countryside.

Truly fixed.

[Donnie Iris]

Hey if thats your attitude towards it, cool. Thats what you would do. Look stupid and walk away.

I dont do things that way. I dont let people disrespect me. I dont let people physically attack me. If its a guy, I swing. If its a girl, I get a girl to swing. Thats how I do things. I dont walk away from a confrontation. Some people can do that. Not me.

Im not a passive person. Sorry. I really dont give a fuck if you think thats wrong.


Your chick friends sound hot...

[TripleSkeet]

Your chick friends sound hot...

They were actually.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Id beat her into a bloody pulp and then when the case goes to trial me and the judge would have a good laugh about it and he'd sentence the bitch to make me sandwiches and suck my dick for the rest of my years

Did you see what happened to the puncher? Suspended sentence plus he got the Rubber Room. Sweet deal.

[Donnie Iris]

They were actually.

Like Snickers hot? Or just regular J Wow hot?

[paulisded]

Like Snickers hot? Or just regular J Wow hot?

I sincerely hope they're much, much hotter than those two.

[Donnie Iris]

I sincerely hope they're much, much hotter than those two.

How is that possible?

[TripleSkeet]

Like Snickers hot? Or just regular J Wow hot?

Sammi Sweetheart hot. JWow has a face like a foot.

[TripleSkeet]

I sincerely hope they're much, much hotter than those two.

Scott, where the hell have you been man?

[Donnie Iris]

Sammi Sweetheart hot. JWow has a face like a foot.

You my friend, are awesome.

[Kublakhan61]

Hey if thats your attitude towards it, cool. Thats what you would do. Look stupid and walk away.

Look stupid? You need to get past male posturing. This thread reads like watching "Knife in the Water".

[TheMojoPin]

So is the one guidette that bailed because of her married boyfriend off the show or what?

[hammersavage]

So is the one guidette that bailed because of her married boyfriend off the show or what?

That's what we are led to believe. The next whore has big shoes to fill.

[Snoogans]

That's what we are led to believe. The next whore has big shoes to fill.

it was august already, i dont even thinmk they will add anyone else

[hammersavage]

how many episodes is this shit

[Hottub]

I sincerely hope they're much, much hotter than those two.

Brah....

[TheMojoPin]

how many episodes is this shit

A MILLION BILLION JILLION.

[Fallon]

A MILLION BILLION JILLION.

Damn, my DVR's gonna get full.

[TripleSkeet]

Look stupid? You need to get past male posturing. This thread reads like watching "Knife in the Water".

I dont know what is. Either way, I dont really care.

So is the one guidette that bailed because of her married boyfriend off the show or what?

Yea, I think she realized how embarrassing it would be to keep calling every female that came to the house a whore while she was fucking a married man.

how many episodes is this shit

Im thinking 8 episodes repeated 3000 times.

[Kublakhan61]

I dont know what is. Either way, I dont really care.


It was a high-brow joke.

[Willmore]

One the next episode of Jersey Shore European Vacation:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID19673/images/resized_Silvio_berlusconi__blood_face_Italy_Massim o_Tartaglia.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/x-19673-Michelle-Obama-Examiner~y2009m12d13-Silvio-Berlusconi-bloody-face-attack-VIDEOItalian-Politics

[A.J.]

Was there another puncher in the grassy knoll?

[booster11373]

Im going to start counting how mant times people on the show say "situation" per episode

[Snoogans]

Im going to start counting how mant times people on the show say "situation" per episode

my favorite was in teh first episode when they had that fight at the club. When Pauly was describing it, he goes "then the situation comes up to me and goes yo I think we have a situation" and he said it dead seriously. I was dyin

[booster11373]

my favorite was in teh first episode when they had that fight at the club. When Pauly was describing it, he goes "then the situation comes up to me and goes yo I think we have a situation" and he said it dead seriously. I was dyin

One time that they where in the hot tub I think the said it 3 times

[NateCantDance]

Just finished watching the 3rd episode. Gotta say I'm disappointed with the lack of comedy, I was expecting even more ridiculous behavior. These guidos don't seem any worse or better than your run of the mill abs and tits parade that MTV puts on all it's other reality shows. The bimbos just have black hair instead of blonde, and the guys have spray tan. They're just as arrogant, just as stupid, and just as slutty.

And honestly, I can't blame these guys for finding a niche and filling it. They've got the market cornered on big-titted, college aged, Italian skanks. Take away the lip gloss, the blown hair and the wife beaters and these guys would still be stupid douchebags, they just wouldn't be getting laid. Asking them to stop being guido would be like asking Larry the Cable guy to stop being a fat, stupid, redneck! Who would buy his shtick then?

[TripleSkeet]

Just finished watching the 3rd episode. Gotta say I'm disappointed with the lack of comedy, I was expecting even more ridiculous behavior. These guidos don't seem any worse or better than your run of the mill abs and tits parade that MTV puts on all it's other reality shows. The bimbos just have black hair instead of blonde, and the guys have spray tan. They're just as arrogant, just as stupid, and just as slutty.

And honestly, I can't blame these guys for finding a niche and filling it. They've got the market cornered on big-titted, college aged, Italian skanks. Take away the lip gloss, the blown hair and the wife beaters and these guys would still be stupid douchebags, they just wouldn't be getting laid. Asking them to stop being guido would be like asking Larry the Cable guy to stop being a fat, stupid, redneck! Who would buy his shtick then?

I think the thing is, on alot of reality shows the stupidity and comedy seems forced and acted. This show just seems like MTV gave them the house and said "GO". I know a few guys and more then a few girls like this. The classic line "Im a bartender, I..like...do great things." is something that I can absolutely believe. They have that kind of feeling of self importance.

I agree though on the fact that if the schtick is getting them pussy, more power to them.

[CruelCircus]

JustJon told me about this thread last night. Lol

I told you about this thread, you moron!

[NateCantDance]

I told you about this thread, you moron!

Uh oh, I think we've got a situation.

[CruelCircus]

it was august already, i dont even thinmk they will add anyone else

It's pretty likely they had alternates lined up.
I know, for example, that Survivor and Big Brother do that in case someone bails out at the last minute.
Although with such a small cast, maybe MTV didn't worry about that.

[Snoogans]

It's pretty likely they had alternates lined up.
I know, for example, that Survivor and Big Brother do that in case someone bails out at the last minute.
Although with such a small cast, maybe MTV didn't worry about that.

they used to with real world, but it was alot longer. This was like 4 weeks i think so prob they just go with 7. Plus these 7 seem entertainin enough they dont need to add anyone else

[Marc with a c]

I told you about this thread, you moron!

haha flea rules.

[underdog]

Club Karma looks like the worst club I've ever seen.

And they are all awful, awful dancers. It's hilarious.

[Snoogans]

Club Karma looks like the worst club I've ever seen.

And they are all awful, awful dancers. It's hilarious.

Bamboo is actually worse I think. Although Ive never actually stepped foot inside either, im judging by what I see stumbling around outside the places

[TheMojoPin]

Nobody has a gif of Ronnie/Vinnie/whoever the fuck it was dancing it up with random club chicks in front of Snookie?

[Zipgun]

Club Karma looks like the worst club I've ever seen.

And they are all awful, awful dancers. It's hilarious.

Bamboo is actually worse I think. Although Ive never actually stepped foot inside either, im judging by what I see stumbling around outside the places


They're both equally horrible, but I'd give Karma the edge for worse even though I met Johnny Drama there once.

On the flipside, Karma has an Italian restaurant that's open before the club called Luna Rosa that's actually very good.

[JerseyRich]

Bamboo is awful.

[Fallon]

Nobody has a gif of Ronnie/Vinnie/whoever the fuck it was dancing it up with random club chicks in front of Snookie?

http://i49.tinypic.com/qnjog9.jpg

That?

[Marc with a c]

http://i49.tinypic.com/qnjog9.jpg

That?

i'm totally stealing that move the guy on the left is doing.

[smiler grogan]

http://i49.tinypic.com/qnjog9.jpg

That?

Not a female in sight, in a few years these fellas will be having a "situation" at the clubs in Chelsea, and Greenwich Village.

[Fallon]

Not a female in sight, in a few years these fellas will be having a "situation" at the clubs in Chelsea, and Greenwich Village.

What about that bitch on the right who is doing some sort of a pogo stick dance?

[TripleSkeet]

i'm totally stealing that move the guy on the left is doing.

Ive seen that before...
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5865/23664093.gif (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/23664093.gif/)

[smiler grogan]

What about that bitch on the right who is doing some sort of a pogo stick dance?

She is quite the dancer, but these fellas are so focused on each others moves that girl could have been on fire and they wouldn't have noticed.

[TripleSkeet]

She is quite the dancer, but these fellas are so focused on each others moves that girl could have been on fire and they wouldn't have noticed.

Funny thing is, when he said look at that "bitch" on the right, I thought he meant the guy.

[Marc with a c]

Funny thing is, when he said look at that "bitch" on the right, I thought he meant the guy.

say that to paulie's face he will break your fucking nose.

[Fallon]

say that to paulie's face he will break your fucking nose.

Did you know it only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose?

[smiler grogan]

say that to paulie's face he will break your fucking nose.

or he will bite your cock while he is giving you head

[Fallon]

or he will bite your cock while he is giving you head

How can you call this man (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b157206_jersey_shores_pauly_id_get_naked.html) gay? Possible spoiler?

[Marc with a c]

Did you know it only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose?

one of many things this educational program has taught me.

[Marc with a c]

How can you call this man (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b157206_jersey_shores_pauly_id_get_naked.html) gay?

spolier alert. come on bobby.

[Fallon]

spolier alert. come on bobby.

I guess I got so excited about the story I didn't read it all.

[TripleSkeet]

How can you call this man (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b157206_jersey_shores_pauly_id_get_naked.html) gay? Possible spoiler?

So was Billy his ex boyfriend?

[booster11373]

Those clubs they go to never look that full

[Snoogans]

Domino's Pizza and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from the show. "Everyone is gonna watch the show to see what all the buzz is about," Pauly D said when asked about the criticism. "If I were an advertiser, I'd want to advertise during the show. It's almost like advertising on the Super Bowl…I think they're stupid for pulling out."


yea its just like that

[TripleSkeet]

yea its just like that

While hes completely overboard, he is right that they are stupid for pulling their ads. The show is doing monster ratings. Nobody is going to boycott an insurance company for advertising on a dumb MTV show.

And Dominos is more offensive to me as an Italian then the show is. Trying to pass that slop off as Italian pizza is ridiculous.

[TheMojoPin]

Italian pizza is offensive. Get outta here with that shit.

[TripleSkeet]

Italian pizza is offensive. Get outta here with that shit.

Chicago pizza is offensive. The fact that its what Chicago is known for shows me the hayseeds in the midwest have zero taste in food.

Come out east and try some real pizza, goombah.

[disneyspy]

Chicago pizza is offensive. The fact that its what Chicago is known for shows me the hayseeds in the midwest have zero taste in food.

Come out east and try some real pizza, goombah.

if i want to eat cardboard i'll go out east,NY style pizza is horrible and you've lost all credibility on this board

[TripleSkeet]

if i want to eat cardboard i'll go out east,NY style pizza is horrible and you've lost all credibility on this board

Youre fucking insane. Ive had Chicago pizza...you get better pizza in Korea.

[drusilla]

It's been proven on the food network over & over, NY pizza is the best. Case closed.

[disneyspy]

Youre fucking insane. Ive had Chicago pizza...you get better pizza in Korea.

you have no cred,all your posts now seem like mindless chatter,move to south america

[A.J.]

It's been proven on the food network over & over, NY pizza is the best. Case closed.

Eli and I are going to burn down the Food Network.

[disneyspy]

It's been proven on the food network over & over, NY pizza is the best. Case closed.

food network? sorry i dont watch ass stuffing tv

[TheMojoPin]

Chicago pizza is offensive. The fact that its what Chicago is known for shows me the hayseeds in the midwest have zero taste in food.

Come out east and try some real pizza, goombah.

I'm not only talking about Chicago-style. All of the pizza in this country, NYC or Chicago or whatever, is American. Actual Italian "pizza" is horrible. Nobody wants actual Italian pizza except for maniacs.

[Snoogans]

I'm not only talking about Chicago-style. All of the pizza in this country, NYC or Chicago or whatever, is American. Actual Italian "pizza" is horrible. Nobody wants actual Italian pizza except for maniacs.

its actually not horrible. you can get it in america, its called Fresca. Basically its just tomato slices and fresh mozzarella. No sauce, little olive oil

[TheMojoPin]

its actually not horrible. you can get it in america, its called Fresca. Basically its just tomato slices and fresh mozzarella. No sauce

It's horrible if you want pizza.

If I want just tomatoes and cheese I'll slap a guido.

[angrymissy]

its actually not horrible. you can get it in america, its called Fresca. Basically its just tomato slices and fresh mozzarella. No sauce, little olive oil

caprese salad? My sister went to Italy to study abroad and said the pizza there was dough/tomato slices/olive oil/cheese no sauce and was gross. She also claimed there was egg on the pizza there. Gross.

[TripleSkeet]

I'm not only talking about Chicago-style. All of the pizza in this country, NYC or Chicago or whatever, is American. Actual Italian "pizza" is horrible. Nobody wants actual Italian pizza except for maniacs.

Ive had pizza in Italy and in that case I agree. Its awful. The whole anchovies with the eyes left in looking at me when I ate didnt help.

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, same here. The pizza in Italy left me even angrier at Italians than I usually am.

[mikeyboy]

Yeah, same here. The pizza in Italy left me even angrier at Italians than I usually am.

I hear they put Canadian Smarties on Italian pizza.

[TheMojoPin]

I hear they put Canadian Smarties on Italian pizza.

Don't even joke about that.

[sailor]

They do use tuna on it. Mind boggling.

[TheMojoPin]

If ever there was a moment to root for a suicide bomber....

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_tyson.jpg

[mikeyboy]

If ever there was a moment to root for a suicide bomber....

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_tyson.jpg

Is he talking about punching Snooki?

[A.J.]

If ever there was a moment to root for a suicide bomber....

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_tyson.jpg

I'd rather he fucked them til they loved him.

[west milly Tom]

I'd rather he fucked them til they loved him.



And he ate their children.

[TripleSkeet]

If ever there was a moment to root for a suicide bomber....

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_tyson.jpg

Paulie D. looks petrified. Then again it could just be the hair.

[Aggie]

ed hardy tiger hat bitches. ROAR

[Snoogans]

so awesome


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[mikeyboy]

so awesome


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Wow. That was so awful. I love it.

[Marc with a c]

i wanna be best friends with the situation.

[TripleSkeet]

Holy shit that was awkward. Somebody needs to put Mike back in they gym. Its just sad how fat hes gotten.

[yojimbo7248]

If ever there was a moment to root for a suicide bomber....

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_tyson.jpg

what's that from?

[underdog]

Why isn't this show in HD? It's very disappointing.

[hammersavage]

so awesome


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'Mike Tyson and the cast of Jersey Shore' might be the best sentence in history. that was the apex of pop culture right there.

[mikeyboy]

what's that from?

Some kind of videogame award show.

[yojimbo7248]

Some kind of videogame award show.


god, that was horrible. It almost broke me of my current fascination with that crappy show. I feel that by watching, I am contributing to their cheap, unearned fame. On the other hand, I need to watch the episode when Snooki gets smacked...damn you, MTV, you have me hooked to this stinking pile of shit...I wonder if Ronny and Sammi will stay together

[drusilla]

didn't see if this was posted yet:

'Jersey Shore' joker KO'd in cage match
(http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/jersey_joker_ko_in_cage_match_Q1JNQeoSvpJN0VatFukZ vM)


The New York City schoolteacher who drunkenly sucker-punched a "Jersey Shore" TV hottie couldn't last half a minute fighting a real man.
Brad Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, LI, participated in an underground fighting match, called Clash in the Cage, last January -- and his opponent, Spencer Cook, knocked him out in less than 30 seconds with a hard left hook, according to a video posted yesterday by TMZ.com.

[mikeyboy]

didn't see if this was posted yet:

'Jersey Shore' joker KO'd in cage match
(http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/jersey_joker_ko_in_cage_match_Q1JNQeoSvpJN0VatFukZ vM)

They really need to stop referring to Snooki as a hottie.

[drusilla]

she looks like a hamster

[weekapaugjz]

They really need to stop referring to Snooki as a hottie.

how's that haterade?

[hammersavage]

she looks like a hamster

did you invent the poof? no.

[hammersavage]

They really need to stop referring to Snooki as a hottie.

you poof.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Holy shit that was awkward. Somebody needs to put Mike back in they gym. Its just sad how fat hes gotten.

...he's an emotionally fragile person who is still mourning the loss of a child. Cut him an ounce of slack.

[mikeyboy]

...he's an emotionally fragile person who is still mourning the loss of a child. Cut him an ounce of slack.

Who is using Matty's account?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Who is using Matty's account?

I've had a change in world view. I've realized I want to be less like Spoon and more like you.

[Marc with a c]

Who is using Matty's account?

he's gearing up for 2010 matty.

i love new matty's. they last about as long as any of snoogans' blog/video/website ideas.

[Tenbatsuzen]

he's gearing up for 2010 matty.

i love new matty's. they last about as long as any of snoogans' blog/video/website ideas.

I think I've been pretty cool, calm, and collected lately. Stress has an interesting way of fucking with your anger levels.

[Marc with a c]

I think I've been pretty cool, calm, and collected lately. Stress has an interesting way of fucking with your anger levels.

oh yeah? watch this.






http://ocw.usu.edu/University_Extension/sheep-and-lambing-management/sheep.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh yeah? watch this.






http://ocw.usu.edu/University_Extension/sheep-and-lambing-management/sheep.jpg

http://www.killahbeez.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bill-cosby-sweater.jpg

[booster11373]

Words said multiple times in every episode

"situation"
"hater"
"respect"

What did I miss?

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh yeah? watch this.






http://ocw.usu.edu/University_Extension/sheep-and-lambing-management/sheep.jpg



Oh. Wait. I get it. It's a joke about Joe.

To be honest... I'm kind of glad the parasite said it out loud, so I know he's not going to be a twofaced motherfucker anymore. Now when I'm begged for money to help buy him a car or some bullshit like that it won't come saddled with an internal guilt trip.

I'm forced to be in the same room with him one more time - at most, twice. Then it's done.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm forced to be in the same room with him one more time - at most, twice. Then it's done.

i'd love to be a fly on the wall for that.

[Marc with a c]

Oh. Wait. I get it. It's a joke about Joe.

To be honest... I'm kind of glad the parasite said it out loud, so I know he's not going to be a twofaced motherfucker anymore. Now when I'm begged for money to help buy him a car or some bullshit like that it won't come saddled with an internal guilt trip.

I'm forced to be in the same room with him one more time - at most, twice. Then it's done.

oh yeah? watch this.

told ya.

[TripleSkeet]

I wish I understood inside jokes.

[weekapaugjz]

I wish I understood inside jokes.

you really don't.

[Marc with a c]

you really don't.

yup.

[Tenbatsuzen]

told ya.

That wasn't anger. That was just truth. I played the game for 7 years.

[Marc with a c]

That wasn't anger. That was just truth. I played the game for 7 years.

jesus matty. relax.

[TheGameHHH]

stop hating on snickers

[Fallon]

...he's an emotionally fragile person who is still mourning the loss of a child. Cut him an ounce of slack.
But he was fat before that happened.

[Fallon]

SPY REPORT

Snooki and The Situation are on Conan tonight.

[weekapaugjz]

SPY REPORT

Snooki and The Situation are on Conan tonight.

what time and channel is he on now?

[PapaBear]

what time and channel is he on now?
The Tonight Show. NBC. 11:30

[Marc with a c]

SPY REPORT

Snooki and The Situation are on Conan tonight.

and people say mods don't do anything around here.

thank you.

[weekapaugjz]

The Tonight Show. NBC. 11:30

thank you, sir.

[sailor]

Words said multiple times in every episode

"situation"
"hater"
"respect"

What did I miss?

the g-word

[weekapaugjz]

i want the situation's jacket.

[weekapaugjz]

snookin for love fan since day 1!

[Marc with a c]

the situation fucking killed. that guy is so god damn awesome it hurts.

[mikeyboy]

the situation fucking killed. that guy is so god damn awesome it hurts.

Did he open his shirt?

[weekapaugjz]

Did he open his shirt?

unfortunately, no.

[Marc with a c]

Did he open his shirt?

no need. he's so much more than a pretty face, a perfect body, wonderful smile, killer personality, and a fashionista. he is the perfect human being.

[mikeyboy]

unfortunately, no.

So no one got to see the Situation? Sounds like false advertising to me.

[weekapaugjz]

So no one got to see the Situation? Sounds like false advertising to me.

he was rocking a sweet silver suede jacket though. so he had that going for him.

[TooLowBrow]

http://tweetphotoapi.com/api/TPAPI.svc/imagefromurl?size=big&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftweetphoto.com%2F6514371

[drusilla]

That was fantastic. They are amazing and must be on television 24/7 like how big brother would always have the cameras running. Conan was basically looking at them like they were aliens.

[drusilla]

And I can't fucking believe Snooki said she wants a dude who takes steroids on the Tonight Show.

No wait, she's that retarded.

[Slumbag]

I'm inexplicably smitten with Snookie.
She's short, not very attractive, and a moron.



I would marry her TODAY!

[Snoogans]

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[Snoogans]

part 2:
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[Dude!]

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that was painful
but the lead-in commercial
was even more painful

[JerseyRich]

http://www.www.snookienicole.com/

[A.J.]

http://www.www.snookienicole.com/

A native of Poughkeepsie, NY Nicole a.k.a “Snookie” comes from a close-knit Italian family.

Nice girl, nice family....

[grlNIN]

So i mentioned previously that i might have gone to school with "Sammi" i actually went to school with her sister, Nikki.

Here is Sammi's FB (http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=nikki+giancola&init=quick#/profile.php?id=33705999):

Enjoy.

[Hottub]

I'm inexplicably smitten with Snookie.
She's short, not very attractive, and a moron.



I would marry her TODAY!


Inorite?

Nice girl, nice family....

I will fucking kill you.

[JerseyRich]

So i mentioned previously that i might have gone to school with "Sammi" i actually went to school with her sister, Nikki.

Here is Sammi's FB (http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=nikki+giancola&init=quick#/profile.php?id=33705999):

Enjoy.

Private...

But not Dj Pauly D's!!! (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=33705999#/MTVDJPaulyD)

[BlackSpider]

Private...

But not Dj Pauly D's!!! (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=33705999#/MTVDJPaulyD)

Pauly M is better...

[MetalAcorna]

Private...

But not Dj Pauly D's!!! (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=33705999#/MTVDJPaulyD)

Wow, the superficiality is just monumental...

Still makes for hilarious tv though. :lol:

[grlNIN]

Private...

But not Dj Pauly D's!!! (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=33705999#/MTVDJPaulyD)

Private Private or just no Wall? I can see her info & photos.

[angrymissy]

soooo how come the only ones doing press are snookie/situation/jwow/pauly d... what about the rest of em?

[JerseyRich]

Private Private or just no Wall? I can see her info & photos.

You're probably a friend of a friend...

I can only see her profile pic...no info...and some of her fav pages

[hammersavage]

soooo how come the only ones doing press are snookie/situation/jwow/pauly d... what about the rest of em?

Vinny and Sammi are fairly normal. Guidos, sure, but not the best TV out of that environment. Don't know about Ronnie. But the guys built like Rambo, bro

[JerseyRich]

soooo how come the only ones doing press are snookie/situation/jwow/pauly d... what about the rest of em?

You should Facebook message PaulyD and ask him.

[angrymissy]

Vinny and Sammi are fairly normal. Guidos, sure, but not the best TV out of that environment. Don't know about Ronnie. But the guys built like Rambo, bro

Yeah it's just weird tho becuase you think they'd have everyone out doing press together as a show, MAYBVE SOMETHING HAPPENED OMG

i am an idiot for even noticing

[grlNIN]

You're probably a friend of a friend...

I can only see her profile pic...no info...and some of her fav pages

Oh, that's crap.

There are tons of guido pictures of her and her sisters.

[JerseyRich]

Yeah it's just weird tho becuase you think they'd have everyone out doing press together as a show, MAYBVE SOMETHING HAPPENED OMG

i am an idiot for even noticing

Vinny and Ronnie are fine...(Dec 7th)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs023.snc3/11032_192075314340_175624259340_2820352_1022489_n. jpg

[JerseyRich]

Oh, that's crap.

There are tons of guido pictures of her and her sisters.

Save them to your album and post em here!

[hammersavage]

Vinny and Ronnie are fine...(Dec 7th)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs023.snc3/11032_192075314340_175624259340_2820352_1022489_n. jpg

thank god. thoughts and prayers...

[JerseyRich]

I think Vinny is about to pop the question in that pic...he looks nervous.

[angrymissy]

Vinny and Ronnie are fine...(Dec 7th)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs023.snc3/11032_192075314340_175624259340_2820352_1022489_n. jpg

THANK GOD!

[dino_electropolis]

I think Vinny is about to pop the question in that pic...he looks nervous.

Pop the question or pop a cap in someone's dome.


you can never tell with those guidos!

[JerseyRich]

Pop the question or pop a cap in someone's dome.


you can never tell with those guidos!

I'd rather a guido than a rican.

[MetalAcorna]

I'd rather a guido than a rican.

LOL Okay, you're about to be in trouble, Mister. :nono: :wink:

[dino_electropolis]

I'd rather a guido than a rican.

Tough call.

Being a guido is a choice.

Being a rican is just unfortunate.

:tongue:

[JerseyRich]

LOL Okay, you're about to be in trouble, Mister. :nono: :wink:

Oh I hope I don't get spanked!

[Kevin]

I don't think there is a more awesome person on the planet than the Situation.

[drusilla]

Tough call.

Being a guido is a choice.

Being a rican is just unfortunate.

:tongue:

:down:

[Marc with a c]

I don't think there is a more awesome person on the planet than the Situation.

there isn't. i'm fairly certain he is the second coming of jesus.

he is the exact opposite of jon.

[angrymissy]

there isn't. i'm fairly certain he is the second coming of fart pony.

he is the exact opposite of jon.

fixed that for you

[Kevin]

there isn't. i'm fairly certain he is the second coming of jesus.

he is the exact opposite of jon.



Jon is the anti christ?

[Marc with a c]

fixed that for you

he was my first thought but i figured nobody would get it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jon is the anti christ?

Jon was born anti-christ. Duh.

[Snoogans]

I might have to go down the shore any chance i get next summer just to run the chance that ill get to hang out with the Situation

[Hottub]

This shit is outstanding!

Some guido link. (http://www.guidofistpump.com/tag/guido/)

[weekapaugjz]

This shit is outstanding!

Some guido link. (http://www.guidofistpump.com/tag/guido/)

i've never noticed joeybadass's superman belt buckle.

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/guido01.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

i hope to get my tan this sweet by next summer.

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/GuidoOompa.jpg

[Snoogans]

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[Marc with a c]

i've never noticed joeybadass's superman belt buckle.

that's because when you look in the mirror it appears backwards on your forehead.

[weekapaugjz]

that's because when you look in the mirror it appears backwards on your forehead.

what is this? bizzaro world?

[Marc with a c]

what is this? bizzaro world?

year sure what the hell.

[joeybadass]

that belt cost more than both your wardrobes put together.

you fuckin queers.

[weekapaugjz]

that belt cost more than both your wardrobes put together.

you fuckin queers.

you spent 5 bucks on that piece of shit?

[joeybadass]

you spent 5 bucks on that piece of shit?

you fiancee seemed to like it just fine, toughguy.

[weekapaugjz]

you fiancee seemed to like it just fine, toughguy.

good for her. i think i heard her mention that your cock is the only one she has been able to fit the whole thing in her mouth. just sayin'.

[joeybadass]

i just want to say you're a lucky queer. having a wife without a gag reflex is a beautiful thing.

[weekapaugjz]

i just want to say you're a lucky queer. having a wife without a gag reflex is a beautiful thing.

thank you, joeybadass.

[joeybadass]

thank you, joeybadass.

that was easier than i thought.

queer.

[Snoogans]

that was easier than i thought.

queer.

you are back again faggot? Where did you go, doin your hair for 2 weeks? Doin another roid cycle?

[joeybadass]

you are back again faggot? Where did you go, doin your hair for 2 weeks? Doin another roid cycle?

i was at that queer club in the flatiron on saturday.

where were you...home playing with your dolls? queer.

[JerseyRich]

Only a few hours away...

[Marc with a c]

i'm just working on getting rid of my tan lines now and should be ready to go by showtime.

[JerseyRich]

i'm just working on getting rid of my tan lines now and should be ready to go by showtime.
Shave the taint?

[Marc with a c]

Shave the taint?

my cousin sal does that for me.

you scratch my back... you know what im saying?

[Fallon]

Shave the taint?

He tweases it.

[Dougie Brootal]

this thread is almost funnier than the show.:clap:

[MetalAcorna]

Only a few hours away...

I always forget when its on till you guys remind me, lol.

[JerseyRich]

I always forget when its on till you guys remind me, lol.

Work on your poof.

[MetalAcorna]

Work on your poof.

If you don't know it yet, that's what I'm getting done on Saturday. Then its off to the tanning salon and the closest "Whorebag" clothing store.

[JerseyRich]

If you don't know it yet, that's what I'm getting done on Saturday. Then its off to the tanning salon and the closest "Whorebag" clothing store.
Bang Bang?

[MetalAcorna]

Bang Bang?

EXACTLY! :lol:

[JerseyRich]

EXACTLY! :lol:

Ok...your new nick is D-Woww.

Make sure to get some double-sided tape too.

[Furtherman]

Bang Bang?

:lol::lol::lol:

I worked with a girl once who use to work there... in high school! I haven't heard that name in years.

[JerseyRich]

:lol::lol::lol:

I worked with a girl once who use to work there... in high school! I haven't heard that name in years.

I date a girl that used to work there. :tongue:

[MetalAcorna]

Ok...your new nick is D-Woww.

Make sure to get some double-sided tape too.

Already on top of that, yo. Gotta go get me a non existent skirt too. More like a fringed belt. I like, do great things, ya know. :drunk:

[MetalAcorna]

:lol::lol::lol:

I worked with a girl once who use to work there... in high school! I haven't heard that name in years.

lol I HATED that place. They made us wear their stupid clubwear bullshit. So glad the store I worked at is no more. haha

[Furtherman]

I date a girl that used to work there. :tongue:

Damn you JerseyRich! *shakes fist* You win again! This time....

[JerseyRich]

Already on top of that, yo. Gotta go get me a non existent skirt too. More like a fringed belt. I like, do great things, ya know. :drunk:
:smoke:

[Marc with a c]

this is not how couples are supposed to act in this thread. not nearly enough 'fucks', 'haters', or 'bitches'

this isn't coming from me. please carry on as instructed by the sitch.

thank you.

[MetalAcorna]

this is not how couples are supposed to act in this thread. not nearly enough 'fucks', 'haters', or 'bitches'

this isn't coming from me. please carry on as instructed by the sitch.

thank you.

Stop being such a puuuuussy. :tongue:

[Furtherman]

If your girl steps up I'm smackin' the ho?

[Contra]

this is not how couples are supposed to act in this thread. not nearly enough 'fucks', 'haters', or 'bitches'

this isn't coming from me. please carry on as instructed by the sitch.

thank you.


Fuckin hater bitch!

[Marc with a c]

Stop being such a puuuuussy. :tongue:

you hate cause you ain't.

[MetalAcorna]

If your girl steps up I'm smackin' the ho?

Oh HELL NAW! You betta NOT be calling me no Ho! Fuckin' scumbag...::takes out hair extensions to fight::

[Marc with a c]

Fuckin hater bitch!

please.

[joeybadass]

lemme get up in this.

fucken queers.

[JerseyRich]

you hate cause you ain't.

She drinks haterade by the gallon.

[Marc with a c]

She drinks haterade by the gallon.

she doesn't even date a guy who is juiced and tan. i bet that boy doesn't even have spinners.

[MetalAcorna]

she doesn't even date a guy who is juiced and tan. i bet that boy doesn't even have spinners.

He's a Guido at heart.

[Marc with a c]

He's a Guido at heart.

its whats on the outside that counts. tell em joey.

[JerseyRich]

I'll show you my situation next time.

[Marc with a c]

I'll show you my situation next time.

make sure i got my shades on.

[JerseyRich]

make sure i got my shades on.

I'm like a portable tanning machine.

[MetalAcorna]

make sure i got my shades on.

You prolly don't know yet, but JoisyRich is the REAL Situation, yo. Fuckin' hawt. :devil2:

[Marc with a c]

I'm like a portable tanning machine.

unless your limey ass smiles.

[Marc with a c]

You prolly don't know yet, but JoisyRich is the REAL Situation, yo. Fuckin' hawt. :devil2:

ok enough is enough. can a mod please ban this crazy lady?

[JerseyRich]

ok enough is enough. can a mod please ban this crazy lady?

She's paid very well.

[hammersavage]

:banning: