MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[JerseyRich]

Yo guys!

Check it out! I found a gif of that knock out punch!

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[Marc with a c]

might get a chick like you dogged out, even

or pounded out if she's lucky.

[disneyspy]

Yo guys!

Check it out! I found a gif of that knock out punch!

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

brett mojo already posted that earlier today

[hammersavage]

or pounded out if she's lucky.

I think that's what I meant to say

[JerseyRich]

brett mojo already posted that earlier today

Bullshit!!

Where? :laugh:

[disneyspy]

Bullshit!!

Where? :laugh:

im just glad you posted it cuz we went like two pages without that gif

[JerseyRich]

im just glad you posted it cuz we went like two pages without that gif

I like that he had no clue that I was fucking with him.

[Mitch&Murray]

I think I heard Sammi say
"Sorry Mom" when she went under the covers with Ronnie!

[moochcassidy]

can everyone stop saying situation. jesus

[JerseyRich]

can everyone stop saying situation. jesus
http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[Marc with a c]

can everyone stop saying situation. jesus

don't try and stop the situation.

[hammersavage]

can everyone stop saying situation. jesus

Quit hating. If this was about Pikeys you'd love it

[TooLowBrow]

can everyone stop saying situation. jesus

i thought irish people said jaysus

[hammersavage]

and if you think I'm waiting til midnight to talk about this Saturday, you are out of your fat blond head

[Marc with a c]

but i have plans. plus you don't know when it's on the schedule.

[hammersavage]

mikey better make an appropriate itinerary.

[Aggie]

i'm going to borrow her fake cough. maybe i won't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

Why is Jim Norton hanging out with Marc?

[moochcassidy]

i thought irish people said jaysus

County Bergen Bitches!!!

as a proud jersey resident im starting to think the good people at mtv are taking the piss a lil

[JerseyRich]

i'm going to borrow her fake cough. maybe i won't have to go to work tomorrow.

Hide in the bathroom. That seems to work too.

[Marc with a c]

County Bergen Bitches!!!

as a proud jersey resident im starting to think the good people at mtv are taking the piss a lil

they aren't, these people are real.

[disneyspy]

Hide in the bathroom. That seems to work too.

and say you have pink eye

[JerseyRich]

County Bergen Bitches!!!

as a proud jersey resident im starting to think the good people at mtv are taking the piss a lil

HAHAHAHAHA!

And it's Bergen County...foreigner.

[Aggie]

Hide in the bathroom. That seems to work too.

then i can pack my desk up in a garbage bag.

[Marc with a c]

HAHAHAHAHA!

And it's Bergen County...foreigner.

leave him be, he's just a fucking benny.

[JerseyRich]

then i can pack my desk up in a garbage bag.

Life imitating art.

[CruelCircus]

County Bergen Bitches!!!

as a proud jersey resident im starting to think the good people at mtv are taking the piss a lil

Speak American, yo!

[Aggie]

the new event should be called "County Bergen Bar Night V" ahahaha

[Marc with a c]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/12/mild-pink-eye.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

County Bergen Bitches!!!



color me shocked

[Aggie]

i met yo motha!

[Marc with a c]

"i met your mothah"

i love the situation.

[hammersavage]

Marc snooki'd FFB and we didn't even know it yet

[weekapaugjz]

angelina loves the situation.

[JerseyRich]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/12/mild-pink-eye.jpg


a 16 year old killed himself a couple months ago because of pinkeye. too soon Marc.

[Aggie]

a 16 year old killed himself a couple months ago because of pinkeye. too soon Marc.

:lol:

[Marc with a c]

this show is fucking draining.

[JerseyRich]

this show is fucking draining.

tell me about it.

I jerked off 4 times in that hour and a half.

[Aggie]

good night, guidos!

[disneyspy]

good night, guidos!

g'nite guidette

[BlackSpider]

tell me about it.

I jerked off 4 times in that hour and a half.

I can't wait till you give me the digital video disc recording of tonight's show...

[moochcassidy]

the new event should be called "County Bergen Bar Night V" ahahaha

how about "The County Bergen Situation Vibin' It Chelsea Style"?

[joeybadass]

fuckin' queers.

i can't wait to kick all your fucken asses on saturday.

[weekapaugjz]

I can't wait till you give me the digital video disc recording of tonight's show...

but then you have to share it with the whole school.

[JerseyRich]

but then you have to share it with the whole school.

too soon.

[CruelCircus]

this show is fucking draining.

I'm exhausted.

[razorboy]

Why does every person on this show appear to be 5'2"? Is it something in the water?

[Marc with a c]

Why does every person on this show appear to be 5'2"? Is it something in the water?

they're italian.

[TheMojoPin]

I love this thread. I missed most of the episode yet it's like I saw everything. AND MORE.

[underdog]

Is jwoww 50? She looks terrible.

[Marc with a c]

shut up you fat deserter.

[TheMojoPin]

Is jwoww 50? She looks terrible.

It's tiring work taping back that gigantic cock every day and then willing her boobs as far apart as possible. That shit takes concentration.

[razorboy]

It's tiring work taping back that gigantic cock every day and then willing her boobs as far apart as possible. That shit takes concentration.

Tell me about it.

[underdog]

shut up you fat deserter.

I'm not a deserter, I'm just poor.

[underdog]

snoogies is a really bad dancer.

[weekapaugjz]

snoogies is a really bad dancer.

but an awesome kisser.

[razorboy]

snoogies is a really bad dancer.

Leave Snoogots alone. It's hard to dance with those midget legs.

[underdog]

jwoww's boyfriend is a disaster.

[razorboy]

jwoww's boyfriend is a disaster.

You should swoop in and rescue her.

[underdog]

You should swoop in and rescue her.

I don't like girls gvac's age.

[razorboy]

I don't like girls gvac's age.

Calling them "girls" is a bit of a stretch.

[underdog]

I loved the "landlord" freaking out.

[Dude!]

Calling them "girls" is a bit of a stretch.

to gvac, these are 'girls':

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merry christmas!

[underdog]

Why do all the girls have words on their shirt.

"My girl is JUST like me. She loves to party and she loves house music."

This is the best show ever.

[razorboy]

Why do all the girls have words on their shirt

They need the practice.

[underdog]

Alright, the girl checking her birth control pills before she went out on a date was fucking amazing.

[underdog]

My DVR didn't record the After Dark or whatever it's called. Was it good?

[weekapaugjz]

My DVR didn't record the After Dark or whatever it's called. Was it good?

with mtv's strict policy of never replaying shows, you sure as shit missed out!

[Fallon]

Why do all the girls have words on their shirt.

"My girl is JUST like me. She loves to party and she loves house music."

This is the best show ever.

Snooki and her whore bag friend dancing in the bar by themselves had me fucking hysterical.

I ♥ this show and this thread.

[weekapaugjz]

Snooki and her whore bag friend dancing in the bar by themselves had me fucking hysterical.

I ♥ this show and this thread.

i liked it best when the whore bag friend was pulling her shorts out of her ass.

[Fallon]

I did dig Snooki in the hot tub again.

Boing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TripleSkeet]

Not sure i9f this was posted....from TMZ

The episode hasn't aired yet -- but the man who punched a female "Jersey Shore" star in the face has already been run through the justice system for the attack.


It's all over an incident captured by MTV cameras, in which Snooki -- aka Nicole Polizzi -- gets socked in the face by a man at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, NJ on August 19.

The man, if you want to call him that, Brad Ferro -- was arrested and was eventually found guilty of simple assault. Ferro was fined $500 and given a 6 months suspended jail sentence -- which is essentially hardcore probation.

The worst part -- the attack was all over a drink. We're told Ferro tried to take Snooki's cocktail -- and when she yelled at him for it, he retaliated with his fists.

The episode showing the attack is scheduled to run next week -- MTV says they will run a public service announcement about violence during the episode.

$500 and 6 months probation? Thats got to be the most worth it punch in history. MTV should pay that fine for him just for the publicity it brought to the show.

By the way, this thread is fucking epic.
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6954/24896590.jpg (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/24896590.jpg/)

[Dudeman]

Yo guys!

Check it out! I found a gif of that knock out punch!

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

Oregon vs. Boise St. part II

[Hottub]

That was AMAZING!!

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/photo/jersey-shore-girlsjpg-2c95da2ba4f3d33b_large.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

That was AMAZING!!

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/photo/jersey-shore-girlsjpg-2c95da2ba4f3d33b_large.jpg

Amen! I fucking love this show

[Dude!]

That was AMAZING!!

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/photo/jersey-shore-girlsjpg-2c95da2ba4f3d33b_large.jpg

they look more asian than italian!

[A.J.]

they look more asian than italian!

"Piu' Asiana di Italiana."

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/d/d5/Gf-shotguns3.jpg/600px-Gf-shotguns3.jpg

[Chigworthy]

"Piu' Asiana di Italiana."


No Italiano, guey, es Cubano.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolspotters2_development/photos/2100/medium_tony_montana2_profile.jpg

[jennysmurf]

In my dream last night, The Situation came up to my table at a restaurant and told me that my voice was grating. I think I'm watching too much Jersey Shore. I didn't think it was possible!

[disneyspy]

In my dream last night, The Situation came up to my table at a restaurant and told me that my voice was grating. I think I'm watching too much Jersey Shore. I didn't think it was possible!

sounds like a bad situation

[jennysmurf]

sounds like a bad situation

It was. And he totally stole my potato chips! I should've punched him in the face....now where have I seen that done before?

[disneyspy]

It was. And he totally stole my potato chips! I should've punched him in the face....now where have I seen that done before?

that recurring epo honeymoon dream?

[Hottub]

"Piu' Asiana di Italiana."

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/d/d5/Gf-shotguns3.jpg/600px-Gf-shotguns3.jpg

You rule, my friend.

[mikeyboy]

and if you think I'm waiting til midnight to talk about this Saturday, you are out of your fat blond head

We're going to have a contest to see who can do the best imitation of Ronnie's laugh while we wait for him.

[JerseyRich]

Can we rename this thread "Awesomeness"?

[jennysmurf]

Can we rename this thread "Awesomeness"?

It don't need no friggin nickname to prove it's awesomness.

[King Imp]

I don't watch this show and really have no desire to either, but it's hard to avoid news or pics from it at this point.

I do have to say, even though she is probably the most annoying bitch you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting, I think this Snooki chick is hot. She has a hell of a rack on her and if I could gag her, I'd gladly hit that.

Any pics from this hot tub scene that Fallon mentioned?

[Hottub]

I don't watch this show and really have no desire to either, but it's hard to avoid news or pics from it at this point.

I do have to say, even though she is probably the most annoying bitch you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting, I think this Snooki chick is hot. She has a hell of a rack on her and if I could gag her, I'd gladly hit that.

Any pics from this hot tub scene that Fallon mentioned?

http://i49.tinypic.com/2cffe54.jpg

[Enabler]

Snooki's attacker mugshot...woman beater AND herpes...nice.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mook11-450x663.jpg

[Marc with a c]

I don't watch this show and really have no desire to either, but it's hard to avoid news or pics from it at this point.

I do have to say, even though she is probably the most annoying bitch you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting, I think this Snooki chick is hot. She has a hell of a rack on her and if I could gag her, I'd gladly hit that.

Any pics from this hot tub scene that Fallon mentioned?

make out starts at 30 seconds. WITH TONGUE.

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also a great recap for those that do watch.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/jersey_shore_1.html

[Marc with a c]

"seriously she's like on a whole nother level on pickles."

i think i'm going to write jwoww in for president next election.

[LordJezo]

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/12/10/whos-the-hottest-guidette-on-jersey-shore/

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jwowwbonus.jpg

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sammi2.jpg

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jolie3.jpg

[JerseyRich]

The phrase "a whole nother level" has slowly creeped into the lexicon...

It's almost as bad as "I could care less."

[TheMojoPin]

Snooki's attacker mugshot...woman beater AND herpes...nice.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mook11-450x663.jpg

And, winner-winner, he's a gym teacher. (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/this-guy-is-a-high-school-teacher/)

In fact, the video shows Ferro suddenly walloping Snooki in the jaw — sending the 21-year-old beauty’s head reeling backward.


To be fair, the lighting in the clip is bad and she's mostly covered up by a hat, so their mistake is understandable.

[TheMojoPin]

OH GOD:

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki2.jpg

Ghastly.

[LordJezo]

OH GOD:

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki2.jpg

Ghastly.

She can move..

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[JerseyRich]

Schnikers can flip yo!

[underdog]

I always thought everyone from Long Island was a woman beating gym teacher with herpes.

[JerseyRich]

I always thought everyone from Long Island was a woman beating gym teacher with herpes.

That is accurate.

[Marc with a c]

that was 2007. i'm not so sure she'd be able to pull that off now.

[A.J.]

Who is that breathing into the mike?

[Furtherman]

OH GOD:

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki2.jpg

Ghastly.

Her nickname should be Shipoopi.

http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/people/buddyhackettavatar.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

She can move..

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She gave everyone there herpes by doing that.

[JerseyRich]

Who is that breathing into the mike?

Stick to your stupid listening thread!

[Marc with a c]

She gave everyone there herpes by doing that.

you can't get herpes by particles.

can you?

[razorboy]

She's been doing a fantastic job in the chocolate factory.

[A.J.]

Stick to your stupid listening thread!

Oops!

I was distracted by that orangy skin.

[Marc with a c]

Stick to your stupid listening thread!

i thought he was talking about the blonde with the situation.

[Snoogans]

you can't get herpes by particles.

can you?

i heard you can get it just from da aiiiir

[topless_mike]

She gave everyone there herpes by doing that.

and herself 2 black eyes.

[Dougie Brootal]

i hope they release this on dvd...

[Kevin]

i hope they release this on dvd...



This is your first post on this thread?

Dissapointing...

[Aggie]

the show is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Marc with a c]

the show is the gift that keeps on giving.

like cartwheeled herpes.

[JerseyRich]

That would be a great name for a Jersey Shore cover band.

[grlNIN]

She can move..

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Is she wearing a diaper?

[Marc with a c]

That would be a great name for a Jersey Shore cover band.

shut up you tanned lip glossed jacked jerseyite.

[hydee]

I caught this show for the first time last night after hearing Opie talk about it last week. I have to say that, the world those people live in and the way they live is so foreign to me that it was like watching a show on the SyFy channel.

[JerseyRich]

shut up you tanned lip glossed jacked jerseyite.

HAHAHAHA!

You gotta drive through my State tomorrow.

Watch your ass whitie.

[JerseyRich]

I caught this show for the first time last night after hearing Opie talk about it last week. I have to say that, the world those people live in and the way they live is so foreign to me that it was like watching a show on the SyFy channel.

Trust me. I live in NJ, and it's foreign to me too.

[Suspect Chin]

MTV just took episodes 1 and 2 down from their website until January 3rd.

[razorboy]

MTV just took episodes 1 and 2 down from their website until January 3rd.

Feast Day.

[TripleSkeet]

Just watched the 2nd episode. Christ its classic. The punch was even better with sound.

Was there anything sadder then watching Snooki dance in a dive bar with her friendwhile the 4 fat old drunks sat at the bar laughing at her?

[Marc with a c]

HAHAHAHA!

You gotta drive through my State tomorrow.

Watch your ass whitie.

not. 84 plus metro north = i live in a new jersey free lifestyle.

[hammersavage]

not. 84 plus metro north = i live in a new jersey free lifestyle.

hurtin feelings over here

[Marc with a c]

hurtin feelings over here

maybe if i ever got invited for a play date it would change things.

[hammersavage]

play with my nuts

[Marc with a c]

no. i dont wanna.

[Fallon]

no. i dont wanna.

I know what you want!

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[Marc with a c]

I know what you want!

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eatin' ham and drinking waddda.

HAM

[Marc with a c]

i've also decided based on last nights show i'd make love to jwoww.

[hammersavage]

I find Snooki to be void of sexuality. Angelina was the sexiest one, cockblocker and all

[Marc with a c]

I find Snooki to be void of sexuality. Angelina was the sexiest one, cockblocker and all

you forgot the 'jk'

[booster11373]

What I think is a funny breakdown of the cast

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

[Fallon]

Angelina was the sexiest one, cockblocker and all

I have a feeling she'd suck in bed.

[Fallon]

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http://i49.tinypic.com/2psqati.jpg

[razorboy]

I have a feeling she'd suck in bed.

And in the car, and in the bar restroom, and in the public park...

[Fallon]

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Snooki can't say "show" correctly.

[hammersavage]

Here's future Snooki picking up dry cleaning:

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[Fallon]

Is Wendy Williams a dude?

This is the first time I've seen her.

[hammersavage]

The one day I miss the Wendy Williams Show...

[razorboy]

Is Wendy Williams a dude?

This is the first time I've seen her.

Nah. Snoogots is just three feet tall.

[Marc with a c]

The one day I miss the Wendy Williams Show...

laugh.

[sailor]

Is Wendy Williams a dude?

This is the first time I've seen her.

she looks like a tranny, but i love her show anyways.

[Fallon]

http://i49.tinypic.com/qnjog9.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/rcspdf.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ep1oo0.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/1182ipj.jpg

[mikeyboy]

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Snooki can't say "show" correctly.

Okay. What got bleeped?

"You are what a guy would call a *********"

Does she grab Wendy Williams' boob.

Snooki is supremely awful. The biggest downside of this show is that the people in the house can now pass themeselves off as celebrities.

[RhinoinMN]

Is this the new MPW?

[Fallon]

Okay. What got bleeped?

"You are what a guy would call a *********"

Does she grab Wendy Williams' boob.

Snooki is supremely awful. The biggest downside of this show is that the people in the house can now pass themeselves off as celebrities.

How many MTV spinoffs will there be? I say at least one for Snooki and Situation individually.

[Fallon]

Is this the new MPW?

No, this thread actually makes sense.

[Marc with a c]

Is this the new MPW?

no you ignorant fuck. this thread has all been one subject since page one.

if you don't know what's going on get the fuck out.

[sailor]

Okay. What got bleeped?

"You are what a guy would call a *********"

Does she grab Wendy Williams' boob.

Snooki is supremely awful. The biggest downside of this show is that the people in the house can now pass themeselves off as celebrities.

hater.

[hammersavage]

I think Rhino was kidding

[Marc with a c]

No, this thread actually makes sense.

i wouldn't go that far.

[Marc with a c]

I think Rhino was kidding

good. cause i wasn't. anybody caught joking will be thrown out of this thread.

[hammersavage]

you and what army?

[smiler grogan]

Are these people never on the beach? Does the guido, guidette lifestyle not include actually enjoying the ocean?

[mikeyboy]

Are these people never on the beach? Does the guido, guidette lifestyle not include actually enjoying the ocean?

real sun is for pussies

[RoseBlood]

I find Snooki to be void of sexuality. Angelina was the sexiest one, cockblocker and all

I have a feeling she'd suck in bed.

Angelina flips between bitchy and boring in the bedroom.

And in the car, and in the bar restroom, and in the public park...

That would be Snooki, afterall, it IS what all the guys like, right?

Nah. Snoogots is just three feet tall.

What is your obsession with people's shortness?

[Marc with a c]

you and what army?

sean. i like you, i'm asking you to drop it. please drop it.

[hammersavage]

Angelina flips between bitchy and boring in the bedroom.

that should say a lot about me

[K.C.]

I feel so much better about being a mick with each episode.

[razorboy]

What is your obsession with people's shortness?

Tiny people frighten me.

[Fallon]

I feel so much better about being a mick with each episode.

My Italian half is proud I don't know any people like them.

[hammersavage]

Can we get Joe Piscopo to host the AfterShow?

[~Katja~]

I am too lazy to read the entire thread, but was it mentioned that the guy who punched her is a NYC school teacher?
Nice. I did not know they had schools for guidos.

[Fallon]

I am too lazy to read the entire thread, but was it mentioned that the guy who punched her is a NYC school teacher?
Nice. I did not know they had schools for guidos.

She got punched?

[~Katja~]

She got punched?
whatever the slang is for it
I don't roll with the cool kids here.

[drusilla]

She got punched?

oh man you didn't know???


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

[yojimbo7248]

Angelina flips between bitchy and boring in the bedroom.


so, what's your guess? Is Angelina gone for good?

[BlackSpider]

whatever the slang is for it
I don't roll with the cool kids here.

He wasn't calling you out on your slang.
I think he was making a joke like he hadn't heard about it...

[Fallon]

whatever the slang is for it
I don't roll with the cool kids here.

You need to read all the threads here to get it.

oh man you didn't know???


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

Yaaaa!

[hammersavage]

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[~Katja~]

He wasn't calling you out on your slang.
I think he was making a joke like he hadn't heard about it...
I have not broken the fallon code for jokes yet

[~Katja~]

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I haven't seen the show yet and it's pretty painful to watch, but the fight at the end was hilarious.
her: "I am worried that you are going to lose me"

him "I don't wanna be single"
oh yeah, that was the right answer... :huh:

[drusilla]

so, what's your guess? Is Angelina gone for good?

god i hope so. she was the least entertaining of all of them.

after hours is fucking horrendous. that chick who's hosting does not belong. she doesn't even speak the same language. just awful.

the way sammi & ronnie were all into each other & then two seconds later were ready to kill was just priceless.

[mikeyboy]

Speaking of the After Hours thing...

I believe that the Situation joined the mile high club on the plane ride over the same way I believe that A.J. Dynamite gets mobbed by adoring female fans whenever he visits the studio.

[joeybadass]

Speaking of the After Hours thing...

I believe that the Situation joined the mile high club on the plane ride over the same way I believe that A.J. Dynamite gets mobbed by adoring female fans whenever he visits the studio.

like you would know, queer.

that guy gets so much pussy, seagulls follow his iroc home.

i know the situation and he is a fucken ladies man. i waxed his back once.

[Dougie Brootal]

This is your first post on this thread?

Dissapointing...

i just saw a reply of the first episode when i posted. im dumbfounded.

[sailor]

Speaking of the After Hours thing...

I believe that the Situation joined the mile high club on the plane ride over the same way I believe that A.J. Dynamite gets mobbed by adoring female fans whenever he visits the studio.

so, gospel truth?

[disneyspy]

i just saw a reply of the first episode when i posted. im dumbfounded.

it is awesome, isnt it?

[disneyspy]

oh man you didn't know???


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

just making sure this page makes its one punch limit

[hammersavage]

Speaking of the After Hours thing...

I believe that the Situation joined the mile high club on the plane ride over the same way I believe that A.J. Dynamite gets mobbed by adoring female fans whenever he visits the studio.

hater

[Tenbatsuzen]

TMZ is reporting the punch footage is being dropped from next week's show.

[Dude!]

TMZ is reporting the punch footage is being dropped from next week's show.

say it ain't so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Space Edge]

TMZ is reporting the punch footage is being dropped from next week's show.

MTV No Longer Packs a Punch (http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/12/mtv-jersey-shore-attack-dan-ferro-nicole-snooki-polizzi-mark-malkin-E/)

MTV told E!'s Marc Malkin the network consulted with experts (we're guessing Chris Brown) and decided the footage should be 86'd from the show.

The scene, which shows New York gym teacher Dan Ferro clocking Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, was used in the MTV promo and then made the rounds.

MTV told Malkin the scene "has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences."

As for resulting consequences, Ferro was arrested, pled guilty and placed on probation.

[A.J.]

TMZ is reporting the punch footage is being dropped from next week's show.

However, it will live forever here.

[TheMojoPin]

What's the point of even living now?

[Snoogans]

i bet you it doesnt air on tv but ends up back in the online version

[Hottub]

However, it will live forever here.

Not if it's hot-linked. Somebody needs to download it, and host it on their personal server.

*edit* Nevermind. I checked the properties. People already did. God bless you.

[Marc with a c]

What's the point of even living now?

beer, bitches, and beaches.

[A.J.]

Not if it's hot-linked. Somebody needs to download it, and host it on their personal server.

*edit* Nevermind. I checked the properties. People already did. God bless you.

I had faith in our board to step up and save this cultural treasure.

[A.J.]

What's the point of even living now?

There's plenty of fist pumping to do!

[TheMojoPin]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/shirts.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/hottub.jpg

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/jwoww.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Let's all classily raise a toast to this wonderful, wonderful show:

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/toast.jpg

[A.J.]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/shirts.jpg

This reminds of when the East Haven guido trash would come over the Q Bridge into New Haven for Wooster Street's Italian Festa.

[TheMojoPin]

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/guido-gay-christmas.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://i48.tinypic.com/168a1k4.gif

http://i48.tinypic.com/2wce9vs.gif

http://i50.tinypic.com/fx74so.gif

http://i49.tinypic.com/s5bhgk.gif

[TheMojoPin]

http://i50.tinypic.com/28txlrc.jpg

[A.J.]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/4/49395/15_2008/guidos_small.jpg

[sailor]

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/guido-gay-christmas.jpg

the one in the front looks like an elf.

[TheMojoPin]

http://i.imgur.com/j6h4Kl.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_2/excited.jpg

[Dude!]

http://i50.tinypic.com/28txlrc.jpg

wow...i've never seen anything
become a pop-culture icon
so quickly

[paulisded]

I'm finally watching this dreck, and the most shocking part to me is how average (hell, below average) these women look. Jwoww has to show her giant fake tits because she is a true dog-face. The only one that's relatively attractive is Sweetheart.

[TheMojoPin]

Why was that shocking?

[paulisded]

Why was that shocking?

Because MTV rarely lets such average looking sluts on their phony reality shows.

[TheMojoPin]

Because MTV rarely lets such average looking sluts on their phony reality shows.

Really? Have you been watching a different Real World from the rest of us?

[paulisded]

Really? Have you been watching a different Real World from the rest of us?

You think these girls are the same level as the typical Real World girls?

Edit: I must admit I haven't seen the last four or five Real World seasons.

[Snoogans]

for guidos, these chicks are like 9's

[TheMojoPin]

You think these girls are the same level as the typical Real World girls?

No, but that's not saying much about RW girls.

Edit: I must admit I haven't seen the last four or five Real World seasons.

Me neither. I bailed after Chicago. I'll probably check out the upcoming DC one.

[paulisded]

No, but that's not saying much about RW girls.


So we're kind of in agreement?

[Snoogans]

its so hard to keep up here, so if this was posted I apologize:

Big ratings jump for the Shore (http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413208_tvgif11.html)

Jersey Shore nabbed 2.1 million viewers, a big boost from the 1.3 million viewers that tuned in for the show's debut.


And considering a ton of people missed the original and caught replays, the numbers dont matter as much to MTV. But thats a huge fuckin jump. Then add in the people who didnt see it but watched a replay or online. MTV is bankin right now

[K.C.]

I'm done with the show, now that the punch scene's gone...only a matter of time until they pull the show completely to cave to the sponsor threats, now that they've already done this.

Beginning of the end.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Here's what I'm guessing the deal is with the punch footage:

In order to appear on TV with your face visible, you need to have a release signed.

As the puncher was inebriated when it happened, any lawyer worth his salt will claim that his client was not of sound mind to consent to be on TV when the punch occurred, even if the bar had a blanket "by being in this establishment, you agree to have your likeness captured for television" release at the front door.

MTV is spinning it that they are doing it to prevent domestic violence, when in reality, the guy who did the punching may have raised a stink behind the scenes.

Why they couldn't blur out his face, like on COPS, I have no idea.

[sailor]

Why they couldn't blur out his face, like on COPS, I have no idea.

that's why you're obviously wrong. hater.

[Lady Resin]

Here's what I'm guessing the deal is with the punch footage:

In order to appear on TV with your face visible, you need to have a release signed.

As the puncher was inebriated when it happened, any lawyer worth his salt will claim that his client was not of sound mind to consent to be on TV when the punch occurred, even if the bar had a blanket "by being in this establishment, you agree to have your likeness captured for television" release at the front door.

MTV is spinning it that they are doing it to prevent domestic violence, when in reality, the guy who did the punching may have raised a stink behind the scenes.

Why they couldn't blur out his face, like on COPS, I have no idea.


MTV No Longer Packs a Punch

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/12/mtv-jersey-shore-attack-dan-ferro-nicole-snooki-polizzi-mark-malkin-E/

[paulisded]

Snooki is fucking horrendous.

[booster11373]

Snooki is fucking horrendous.

She is a terrible human being

[Dude!]

She is a terrible human being

racist

[Zipgun]

Here's what I'm guessing the deal is with the punch footage:

In order to appear on TV with your face visible, you need to have a release signed.



Incorrect.

There are signs all over the boardwalk where they filmed advising people that by being in that area, they are subject to being on film. Of course the majority of people don't read them, especially since they were written in a small font.

Besides, that would mean that everyone that was in that clip would have to sign a release, and every other scene where there's background people.

[Zipgun]

I cannot wait for this summer when the arcades that have these...

http://www.traderscity.com/board/userpix12/12748-coin-operated-arcade-machines-punch-bag-boxing-amusement-game-machine-1.jpg

will put Snookie's face on it.

I may be a genius for just thinking that up.

[TripleSkeet]

I'm done with the show, now that the punch scene's gone...only a matter of time until they pull the show completely to cave to the sponsor threats, now that they've already done this.

Beginning of the end.

Ugh. Its so fucking disgusting. They cave to these special interest groups who themselves are so fucking out of touch with reality.

Without a doubt there was more WOMEN waiting to see that fucking punch then men.

Way to pussy out MTV.

[Fallon]

Ugh. Its so fucking disgusting. They cave to these special interest groups who themselves are so fucking out of touch with reality.

Without a doubt there was more WOMEN waiting to see that fucking punch then men.

Way to pussy out MTV.

Can they put it on the DVD? If so they might be playing for that.

[Dude!]

i can't wait for this
delightful cast to form
a music group
like the brady kids did

[TheMojoPin]

Ugh. Its so fucking disgusting. They cave to these special interest groups who themselves are so fucking out of touch with reality.

Without a doubt there was more WOMEN waiting to see that fucking punch then men.

Way to pussy out MTV.

Wait, wait, wait...it's stupid that the clip is pulled, but "out of touch?" Really? People being pissed over a woman being clocked by a guy in a bar over a drink are out of touch? Being appalled by the kind of violence towards women isn't a "special interest" thing.

[paulisded]

Wait, wait, wait...it's stupid that the clip is pulled, but "out of touch?" Really? People being pissed over a woman being clocked by a guy in a bar over a drink are out of touch? Being appalled by the kind of violence towards women isn't a "special interest" thing.

I'm surprised the clip actually was made public. Look how many times there conveniently hasn't been footage of controversial incidents on the Real World. You know that the majority of the time they actually have this material.

[sailor]

"without a doubt"?

Based on what?

[Snoogans]

I'm done with the show, now that the punch scene's gone...only a matter of time until they pull the show completely to cave to the sponsor threats, now that they've already done this.

Beginning of the end.

it had nothing to do with sponsors. MTV basically pulled it cause of how people were thinkin it was awesome when it went viral.

[Matty Fridays]

Incorrect.

There are signs all over the boardwalk where they filmed advising people that by being in that area, they are subject to being on film. Of course the majority of people don't read them, especially since they were written in a small font.

Besides, that would mean that everyone that was in that clip would have to sign a release, and every other scene where there's background people.

You didn't read all of my post. Even with those "blanket release" signs, a good lawyer will make a stink that his client was not of sound mind to consent to that because he was inebriated. From all the news stories regarding the incident, he was drunk when he got into the Beachcomber.

[Enabler]

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[Dude!]

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go right to 1:20
that's the highlight!

[TripleSkeet]

Wait, wait, wait...it's stupid that the clip is pulled, but "out of touch?" Really? People being pissed over a woman being clocked by a guy in a bar over a drink are out of touch? Being appalled by the kind of violence towards women isn't a "special interest" thing.

Youre misconstruing what Im saying. Womens advocates groups are calling for the scene to be pulled, yet every woman I know that watch the show want to see it. Not some, EVERY ONE. Considering these advocate groups are supposed to speak for women, Id say they arent listening to who they are supposed to be representing.

And sailor, the women Ive talked to not only want to see it on the show, they dont feel sorry for her at all. At least Ive seen guys say stuff like "She didnt deserve THAT". The females feel no pity. Thats what I base it on. But you can always set up a poll for the females of the board if you wanna do your own study.

Regardless MTV are a bunch of pussies for pulling it, plain and simple.

[Marc with a c]

a poll with just females on this board would most likely be the most pathetic sample size ever.

[Fallon]

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Honestly, I'd love that to become a real cartoon.

[sailor]

a poll with just females on this board would most likely be the most pathetic sample size ever.

you're the most pathetic sample size ever.

[TheMojoPin]

Youre misconstruing what Im saying. Womens advocates groups are calling for the scene to be pulled, yet every woman I know that watch the show want to see it. Not some, EVERY ONE. Considering these advocate groups are supposed to speak for women, Id say they arent listening to who they are supposed to be representing.

Where are all of these demands to have the scene pulled? You make it sound like there's this huge movement to get MTV to not show it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a a few articles or statements calling it out, but where is this big push to get MTV to pull it?

And really, you think the advocate groups can't "speak for women," but you're perfectly fine in doing the same based on "all the women" that you know. How is your perception more accurate in that regard? You're one person.

[Flea_Man]

JustJon told me about this thread last night. Lol

[Fallon]

JustJon told me about this thread last night. Lol

Fuckin' Jon!

[Dude!]

Where are all of these demands to have the scene pulled? You make it sound like there's this huge movement to get MTV to not show it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a a few articles or statements calling it out, but where is this big push to get MTV to pull it?

And really, you think the advocate groups can't "speak for women," but you're perfectly fine in doing the same based on "all the women" that you know. How is your perception more accurate in that regard? You're one person.

apparently you missed
the giant feminist protest marches
on the boardwalks of
Ocean City and Wildwood

[Snoogans]

apparently you missed
the giant feminist protest marches
on the boardwalks of
Ocean City and Wildwood

in december?

[TripleSkeet]

Where are all of these demands to have the scene pulled? You make it sound like there's this huge movement to get MTV to not show it. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a a few articles or statements calling it out, but where is this big push to get MTV to pull it?


Im going by their own statement.

From MTV

“What happened to ‘Snooki’ was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week’s episode. The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath.”

That tells me people were complaining about them showing it, so they pulled it. They wouldnt just pull it on their own. Why? With all the publicity its gotten that wouldve been the highest rated show of the season.

And I dont know how the fuck they can say that the way it was shown doesnt show the severity of the act. Thats just ridiculous. I just think they are surprised that most people dont care and laugh about it. But thats just how people are anymore. We dont give a fuck about strangers on tv.

Regardless of WHY they did it, the fact that MTV bitched out and pulled it because people complained just makes me sick. Its a fact of life anymore but when TV execs run from controversy it still annoys me.

[Snoogans]

Im going by their own statement.

From MTV



That tells me people were complaining about them showing it, so they pulled it. They wouldnt just pull it on their own. Why? With all the publicity its gotten that wouldve been the highest rated show of the season.

.

read it again. They pulled it basically because when it went viral, they didnt like the way people thought it was funny and didnt take it seriously. Its not cause people complained, just the opposite. its cause they liked it too much. If they were gonna pull shit cause groups complained, the whole show woulda been pulled

[TripleSkeet]

read it again. They pulled it basically because when it went viral, they didnt like the way people thought it was funny and didnt take it seriously. Its not cause people complained, just the opposite. its cause they liked it too much. If they were gonna pull shit cause groups complained, the whole show woulda been pulled

Well everybody ignores the Italian groups. Just ask David Chase.

What did they expect? As funny as these people are they are the most hateable reality tv characters in history. And even if they werent, people would still laugh at a girl mouthing off to a guy and getting blasted like that. As long as they dont know the person, people dont care. Violence is funny.

Im not blaming her because the guy in this story is completely at fault from start to finish, but maybe that punch will give 2nd thoughts to girls that like to go out and mouth off and disrespect guys in public because they know the guy cant do anything to them and have that untouchable attitude.

[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, how dare she mouth off to a drunk guy who was cut off by the staff for stealing her drink.

If this was pulled because of complaints and protests then these were the most quiet, subtle complaints and protests ever.

[TripleSkeet]

Yeah, how dare she mouth off to a drunk guy who was cut off by the staff for stealing her drink.


Im pretty sure I said this guy was wrong from start to finish in this incident.

But dont act like there arent plenty of fucking bitches out there that go out and start shit with guys simply because they know they cant be touched.

[TheMojoPin]

Im pretty sure I said this guy was wrong from start to finish in this incident.

But dont act like there arent plenty of fucking bitches out there that go out and start shit with guys simply because they know they cant be touched.

You're pretty much the reason this was pulled.

[TripleSkeet]

You're pretty much the reason this was pulled.

Youre such an overbearing ass. Yea, I guess Im the only one that thought that punch was hilarious. Thats why its been posted in about 30 pages of this thread.

Are you trying to say that women like I described dont exist?

Once while arguing with a guy outside of a club, his girl came up and smacked me, and stood there with a smug look because I couldnt hit her back. So I promptly turned to 3 girls standing there smoking, pulled out $100, and told them they could have it if they beat her ass, which they promptly did. The boyfriend had to stand there and watch.

My motto: "I dont hit women. If it comes down to it I get other women to hit them for me."

[TheMojoPin]

You're clearly not the only one who thinks it's hilarious or representative of something larger that should serve as some kind of twisted "lesson," hence why it was pulled. MTV is wallowing at the bottom of the cesspool with this show, but even they weren't presenting it as anything but a cheap attempt at "drama." It's not there for sociopaths to get their fucking jollies.

[TripleSkeet]

You're clearly not the only one who thinks it's hilarious or representative of something larger that should serve as some kind of twisted "lesson," hence why it was pulled. MTV is wallowing at the bottom of the cesspool with this show, but even they weren't presenting it as anything but a cheap attempt at "drama." It's not there for sociopaths to get their fucking jollies.

So everyone that laughed at it is a sociopath now?