MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[underdog]

Done

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Back and to the left.

[Snoogans]

Back and to the left.

it looks like when steven segal killed one of those rasta guys in whatever shitty movie that was

[mikeyboy]

Keep up Champ.

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In that one you can tell in the very last frame that the hat does indeed come off.

[underdog]

Keep up Champ.

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I enjoy the complete lack of reaction by anyone but Crazed.

[Marc with a c]

Keep up Champ.

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i'm keeping up chump. i just wanted it posted in regular time once again.

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[newport king]

the funniest part of that is you know that shitty ed hardy hat landed 15 ft away from her.

[mikeyboy]

i'm keeping up chump. i just wanted it posted in regular time once again.

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I appreciate that. It should be on every page.

[Marc with a c]

I appreciate that. It should be on every page.

finally somebody that recognizes my struggle.

[underdog]

i'm keeping up chump. i just wanted it posted in regular time once again.

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I just noticed someone pointing to the incident right before it happens on the right of the screen.

There may be a 2nd puncher!

[A.J.]

Back and to the left.

That's one magic fist pump.

[Mitch&Murray]

wrong thread

[underdog]

That's one magic fist pump.

Seriously, he didn't start low or anything. He just went into full fist pump. He's going to pull a muscle or something.

[mikeyboy]

I just noticed someone pointing to the incident right before it happens on the right of the screen.

There may be a 2nd puncher!

I imagine the pointer saying to the Situation, "Dude, what's going on with your girl?"

[JerseyRich]

i'm keeping up chump. i just wanted it posted in regular time once again.

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Oh...very well. Carry on.

[disneyspy]

i keep tryin to get a look at the blonde behind her every time her head snaps back

[KingGeno]

Guids react to whore whallop:

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Wait for it.

[booster11373]

She is a tiny girl so she must be kneeling on a stool, which im surprised to see her not go flying off of

[Mitch&Murray]

I appreciate that. It should be on every page.

Does the short fat guy take part of the punch? it appears that he catches some of it

[underdog]

She is a tiny girl so she must be kneeling on a stool, which im surprised to see her not go flying off of

She looks like she might be sitting on the bar.

[KingGeno]

She is a tiny girl so she must be kneeling on a stool, which im surprised to see her not go flying off of

THey have strong knees in the kneeling position

[underdog]

Does the short fat guy take part of the punch? it appears that he catches some of it

I think the only time anything gets close to his face, it usually sprays him so it was probably just a normal reaction.

[razorboy]

Do Guidos style their hair like that because they are all 5'6"?

[Furtherman]

The anger on that guy's face is epic. I can't wait to hear what she was yapping about.

[Marc with a c]

remember that time lleeder dressed up as a guido.

[booster11373]

One thing that would make this show better would be chessebawls, Tommy Chessebawls this is his territory, he could come in and remind them all to keep it real and blather on about respect and family nonsense

[Marc with a c]

The anger on that guy's face is epic. I can't wait to hear what she was yapping about.

i'm not a great lip reader but it appears to be something against national health care.

[mikeyboy]

remember that time lleeder dressed up as a guido.

I need to find those pictures I took.

[Fallon]

i'm keeping up chump. i just wanted it posted in regular time once again.

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You have to listen to this while viewing.
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[Marc with a c]

I need to find those pictures I took.

that would be perfect face switch for your pointing picture.

[razorboy]

I need to find those pictures I took.

You really want to dig up those memories?

[JerseyRich]

sailor is like the man behind the fence on the grassy knoll.

[razorboy]

sailor is like a man.

No it isn't.

[underdog]

remember that time lleeder dressed up as a guido.

Hoagieman?

[Marc with a c]

Hoagieman?

no. it was some sixty dollar t-shirt and an amazing fauxhawk. come on mikey you have to find those.

[underdog]

no. it was some sixty dollar t-shirt and an amazing fauxhawk. come on mikey you have to find those.

Was it on purpose?

[Marc with a c]

Was it on purpose?

yup. it was glorious.

[lleeder]

no. it was some sixty dollar t-shirt and an amazing fauxhawk. come on mikey you have to find those.

I have tons of $60 t-shirts doesnt make me a guido

[Marc with a c]

I have tons of $60 t-shirts doesnt make me a guido

it doesn't help.

[lleeder]

If my hair was long enough I'd spike it for you saturday.

[JerseyRich]

If my cock was long enough I'd spank it for you saturday.

eww

[razorboy]

I have tons of $60 t-shirts doesnt make me a guido

True. It's the hairspray, glitter and Drakkar.

[Freitag]

is there seriously going to be a jersey shore re-enactment on saturday? I may have to go to Gv... stay home.

[Marc with a c]

is there seriously going to be a jersey shore re-enactment on saturday? I may have to go to Gv... stay home.

there might be. i'm stopping by my parents house before so my dad can shave my back and ass just in case.

[JerseyRich]

there might be. i'm stopping by my parents house before so my dad can shave my back and ass just in case.

Have your calf implant scars healed yet?

[KingGeno]

Thought this thread would have some humor to it.

Totally wrong. Boring boring people you all are.

[Freitag]

Does Acorna approve of this, Rich?

[JerseyRich]

Thought this thread would have some humor to it.

Totally wrong. Boring boring people you all are.

Go back to Wildwood, ya benny!

[Marc with a c]

Thought this thread would have some humor to it.

Totally wrong. Boring boring people you all are.

you're kidding right?



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[Freitag]

Go back to Wildwood, ya benny!

You've never gone south of the 732, have you?

The proper term is "shoobie". Not Benny. Benny is strictly for the north/central beaches.

[mikeyboy]

no. it was some sixty dollar t-shirt and an amazing fauxhawk. come on mikey you have to find those.

Does anyone remember what event that was? I know it was at the Crowe's Nest.

[lleeder]

Does anyone remember what event that was? I know it was at the Crowe's Nest.

it was the crowes nest baby shower 2

[razorboy]

You've never gone south of the 732, have you?

The proper term is "shoobie". Not Benny. Benny is strictly for the north/central beaches.

Would it be better to just call them all trash?

[disneyspy]

it was the crowes nest baby shower 2

you looked pretty guidy at daves birthday party there too

[underdog]

it was the crowes nest baby shower 2

You were dressed as a guido for that?

[JerseyRich]

You've never gone south of the 732, have you?

The proper term is "shoobie". Not Benny. Benny is strictly for the north/central beaches.

Spoken like a true South Jersey ham and egger.

I try not to mix with local riff raff.

[lleeder]

You were dressed as a guido for that?

I had my hair spiked with gel and a dkny t-shirt on so I guess that means yes.

[Marc with a c]

it was the crowes nest baby shower 2

I had my hair spiked with gel and a dkny t-shirt on so I guess that means yes.

nope wrong party.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3405155519_87dc47f6fe.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Mooch and Paxie party perhaps?

[lleeder]

nope wrong party.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3405155519_87dc47f6fe.jpg

That shirt was DKNY and so was the jacket so your on the right track.

[mikeyboy]

it was the crowes nest baby shower 2

Wrong! Mooch and Pixie party. Good job trying to throw me off.

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[Freitag]

Spoken like a true South Jersey ham and egger.

I try not to mix with local riff raff.

I will fight you with my last breath. From hell's heart, I stab at thee.

[Freitag]

Mooch and Paxie party perhaps?

K-Paxie?

[Marc with a c]

hey looks it's "a situation"

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[lleeder]

Wrong! Mooch and Pixie party. Good job trying to throw me off.

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I was trying to help.I forgot all about that party.

[JerseyRich]

Mooch and Paxie party perhaps?

Wrong! Mooch and Pixie party. Good job trying to throw me off.



You're welcome.

[TripleSkeet]

Im betting that punch doesnt take place until the very last episode. They know theyve got everyone hooked now.

[underdog]

Wrong! Mooch and Pixie party. Good job trying to throw me off.

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His hair isn't up high enough.

[mikeyboy]

His hair isn't up high enough.

I think that's as high as it would go.

[~Katja~]

His hair isn't up high enough.
needs more spray tan

[mikeyboy]

needs more spray tan

Ooh. Who's good a photoshop? A little lip gloss would be nice too.

[Mitch&Murray]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3615/3405155519_87dc47f6fe.jpg




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_1245.jpg

:lol:

[JerseyRich]

Ooh. Who's good a photoshop? A little lip gloss would be nice too.

Already started it...

[lleeder]

Ooh. Who's good a photoshop? A little lip gloss would be nice too.

I'll gloss your lips saturday.

[TripleSkeet]

Ooh. Who's good a photoshop? A little lip gloss would be nice too.

Im ON the motherfucker.

[razorboy]

Jeez, lleeder is really short.

[lleeder]

Jeez, lleeder is really short.

thats what drjoe said about me

[JerseyRich]

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[JerseyRich]

I took the liberty of cleaning up those straight man eyebrows too...

No guido would be caught dead with brows like that.

[lleeder]

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did you whiten my teeth?

[disneyspy]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/lleedguid.jpg

ha what a guidder

[JerseyRich]

did you whiten my teeth?


It look many levels of whitening...but yes.

[mikeyboy]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/lleedguid.jpg

:clap:

[lleeder]

The backlash is starting. (http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/12/04/jersey-shore-mtv-show-predictably-irritates-new-jersey-tourism-official/)

[Marc with a c]

The backlash is starting. (http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/12/04/jersey-shore-mtv-show-predictably-irritates-new-jersey-tourism-official/)

haters.

[lleeder]

How soon before the Italian Antidefamation League starts up? The Sopranos pissed them off to no end.

[JerseyRich]

haters.

Seriously

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[underdog]

How soon before the Italian Antidefamation League starts up? The Sopranos pissed them off to no end.

Pretty sure they already started.

[EliSnow]

How soon before the Italian Antidefamation League starts up? The Sopranos pissed them off to no end.

It probably will, but they have a tricky position.

The Sopranos was a piece of fiction. So they could bitch about how characters were written/created.

If this show is not scripted, but is reality, what are they going to do? Complain that certain Italian-Americans act stupidly?

I guess they could complain about them airing a show like this promotes a stereotype. But MTV can simply say, we're not looking to make a statement about an ethnicity. These pepole are partying/acting like this all the time. All MTV is doing is pointing a camera at thtem.

[lleeder]

It probably will, but they have a tricky position.

The Sopranos was a piece of fiction. So they could bitch about how characters were written/created.

If this show is not scripted, but is reality, what are they going to do? Complain that certain Italian-Americans act stupidly?

I guess they could complain about them airing a show like this promotes a stereotype. But MTV can simply say, we're not looking to make a statement about an ethnicity. These pepole are partying/acting like this all the time. All MTV is doing is pointing a camera at thtem.

What about the fact that MTV only cast a certain type of person to be in the house? Al Sharpton could get involved.

[EliSnow]

What about the fact that MTV only cast a certain type of person to be in the house? Al Sharpton could get involved.

Possibly. But again, unless these people are acting according to a script, these are real people acting like themselves.

[lleeder]

Possibly. But again, unless these people are acting according to a script, these are real people acting like themselves.

I dont recall any of those groups ever winning a settlement. They still could complain just to complain like they always do.

[Marc with a c]

what the fuck are you fags talking about? get the hell out of here with your bullshit.

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[TripleSkeet]

How soon before the Italian Antidefamation League starts up? The Sopranos pissed them off to no end.

UNICO was trying to have this show pulled months ago.

[JerseyRich]

what the fuck are you fags talking about? get the hell out of here with your bullshit.

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Hey, where'd you find that clip?! I've never seen it before!:thumbup:

[EliSnow]

I dont recall any of those groups ever winning a settlement. They still could complain just to complain like they always do.

I don't recall them ever bringing a lawsuit. Any lawsuit would be thrown out pretty quickly.

I was talking about their complaints.

[FatassTitePants]

Hey, where'd you find that clip?! I've never seen it before!:thumbup:

Not sure how how it was posted here, but it was teased as happening later in the season on this show. It was at the end of episode 1.

[razorboy]

Hey, where'd you find that clip?! I've never seen it before!:thumbup:

But you've lived it.

[TripleSkeet]

Not sure how how it was posted here, but it was teased as happening later in the season on this show. It was at the end of episode 1.

Wow.

[lleeder]

Wow.

Clearly that was written by a Jersey Shore 2 cast member

[Freitag]

I'm really surprised it took this long for NJ travel and Tourism to get involved in this. Although do Bucks Co. folks go to Seaside?

[Mitch&Murray]

So can we all agree this thread will replace it when MPWs for kids when it closes next week?

[lleeder]

They should let these guys do the theme.

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[yojimbo7248]

So can we all agree this thread will replace it when MPWs for kids when it closes next week?

count me in.

[Kevin]

So can we all agree this thread will replace it when MPWs for kids when it closes next week?



I do not want any part of those MPW riff raff coming into this awesome thread. Some like jimbo and others are welcome because they have been here since the start. The others, keep out!

[~Katja~]

I do not want any part of those MPW riff raff coming into this awesome thread. Some like jimbo and others are welcome because they have been here since the start. The others, keep out!
who are you? the messagboard police?

[TripleSkeet]

I'm really surprised it took this long for NJ travel and Tourism to get involved in this. Although do Bucks Co. folks go to Seaside?

Some do. For alot of them Seaside is closer then the South Jersey shore.

[Kevin]

who are you? the messagboard police?



I believe most posters here agree with my what i said.

[Kevin]

It is the situation of this thread.

[mikeyboy]

It is the situation of this thread.

He's right. Albanian guidos can make rules for this thread.

[Kevin]

He's right. Albanian guidos can make rules for this thread.



You're damn right.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm so sick of this damn show and I've never seen it.

I had to hear Sam and Dave talk about it for almost 2 hours on Saturday night, O & A discuss it for over an hour this morning, and Ron and Fez have talked about it.

ENOUGH!

[razorboy]

He's right. Albanian guidos can make rules for this thread.

Why not let them be important somewhere?

[Kevin]

Why not let them be important somewhere?



Seriously, if they ever make an Albanian guido version, it will blow these guys away.

Just awful, awful people.

[JerseyRich]

I'm so sick of this damn show and I've never seen it.

I had to hear Sam and Dave talk about it for almost 2 hours on Saturday night, O & A discuss it for over an hour this morning, and Ron and Fez have talked about it.

ENOUGH!


Did someone have a gun to your head?

[Aggie]

I'm so sick of this damn show and I've never seen it.

I had to hear Sam and Dave talk about it for almost 2 hours on Saturday night, O & A discuss it for over an hour this morning, and Ron and Fez have talked about it.

ENOUGH!

quit hatin' old man. go get your early bird special at denny's.

[underdog]

I'm so sick of this damn show and I've never seen it.

I had to hear Sam and Dave talk about it for almost 2 hours on Saturday night, O & A discuss it for over an hour this morning, and Ron and Fez have talked about it.

ENOUGH!

Exactly!

Everyone stop talking about current events and relevant TV shows!

[Kevin]

quit hatin' old man. go get your early bird special at denny's.



Hey Aggie.





HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

[disneyspy]

Hey Aggie.





HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

oh get over it you albanuido

[Marc with a c]

Exactly!

Everyone stop talking about current events and relevant TV shows!

gvac has a point. i didn't hear ron and fez talk about this show once when they were at NEW.

[Kevin]

Exactly!

Everyone stop talking about current events and relevant TV shows!



He should be worried about those damn crazy kids on his lawn.

[underdog]

gvac has a point. i didn't hear ron and fez talk about this show once when they were at NEW.

Seriously!

And every day, it's like Obama this, Obama that. ENOUGH ALREADY!

[JerseyRich]

People lost their jobs?

ENOUGH ALREADY!






















I now know what to get Greg for Christmas...
Booty Shorts that say "Enough Already!" on the back.

[razorboy]

Not to mention all of the fag talk.

[GregoryJoseph]

Exactly!

Everyone stop talking about current events and relevant TV shows!

A reality show on MTV about a bunch of jerkoffs hanging out at the Jersey shore is relevant?

To what???

[JerseyRich]

A reality show on MTV about a bunch of jerkoffs hanging out at the Jersey shore is relevant?

To what???

This thread.


ENOUGH ALREADY!

[Marc with a c]

A reality show on MTV about a bunch of jerkoffs hanging out at the Jersey shore is relevant?

To what???

how awesome jersey is.

be proud of your home greg.

[BlackSpider]

A reality show on MTV about a bunch of jerkoffs hanging out at the Jersey shore is relevant?

To what???

The end of civilization...

[disneyspy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

gvac,im the guy and you're the chick in the hat

[Kevin]

A reality show on MTV about a bunch of jerkoffs hanging out at the Jersey shore is relevant?

To what???



The fact that a large group of posters here watch this show and post about it, makes it relevant.

[JerseyRich]

The fact that a large group of posters here watch this show and post about it, makes it relevant.

He's just still in shock from finding out that they canceled Bonanza.

[razorboy]

Wait, this thread is about a TV show?

[Marc with a c]

please erase that post kevin.

[disneyspy]

please erase that post kevin.

why stop with just that one?

[JerseyRich]

I'm stirring it up in the guido thread.

It's just too easy...


:smoke:

[GregoryJoseph]

:smoke:

Fuckin' narc...:nono: :annoyed:

[JerseyRich]

Fuckin' narc...:nono: :annoyed:

You fuck wit one guido...you fuck wit us all!

[yojimbo7248]

and no Joeybadass posts in this thread yet?

[JerseyRich]

and no Joeybadass posts in this thread yet?

Seriously...way overdue.

[Aggie]

Hey Aggie.





HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

the giants made them their bitch. it was beautiful to watch.

[RhinoinMN]

and no Joeybadass posts in this thread yet?

How was your day, jimbo?

[RhinoinMN]

GREG!!:clap:

[Snoogans]

GREG!!:clap:

STOP. Dont ruin awesomeness

[GregoryJoseph]

How the hell are ya, Ry?

I hear you're in for some bad weather in your neck of the woods...

[JerseyRich]

Go jerk off with schmizzbo...we're talking about a serious matter in here sir.

[GregoryJoseph]

How much money is this awful thread raising for needy children at Christmas time?

[yojimbo7248]

How was your day, jimbo?

Hiya Ryan,

I had a very good day. how about you? When are you two hitting the road?

[yojimbo7248]

How much money is this awful thread raising for needy children at Christmas time?

aren't raising money for the Sons of Columbus?

[JerseyRich]

How much money is this awful thread raising for needy children at Christmas time?

MTV doesn't pay shit...

[Snoogans]

we are raising money to buy hairgel for the less fortunate

[RhinoinMN]

Hiya Ryan,

I had a very good day. how about you? When are you two hitting the road?

We have everything lined up and should be on the road in the morning.

[RhinoinMN]

How the hell are ya, Ry?

I hear you're in for some bad weather in your neck of the woods...

It is going to be a mess. If I am lucky I will leave it all behind me.

[RhinoinMN]

STOP. Dont ruin awesomeness
Right..
Go jerk off with schmizzbo...we're talking about a serious matter in here sir.

Old hat.

[GregoryJoseph]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

[Dude!]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

you're jealous

[GregoryJoseph]

you're jealous

Only of you...

[JerseyRich]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

Look out your window...

[underdog]

How much money is this awful thread raising for needy children at Christmas time?

We're raising pasta fagioli.

[yojimbo7248]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

it's this negative attitude toward homosexuality that drove Fez off of ronfez.net. I thought you learned your lesson, Greg.

[disneyspy]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

and lovin it,they have whores,sluts,tramps,classless skanks and women who spend half their day with other men,this thread is for us young cool people,go back to your gay little group of posters before i bitch punch you again

[razorboy]

Don't do it. You'll go blind.

[underdog]

I honestly believe that any male who watches this guido show is a bit gay, or bisexual at the very least.

You'll never admit it, but you all love looking at shirtless Italians.

I'm pretty sure we're all willing to admit that.

[GregoryJoseph]

and lovin it,they have whores,sluts,tramps,classless skanks and women who spend half their day with other men,this thread is for us young cool people,go back to your gay little group of posters before i bitch punch you again

HAHAHA!

Easy grandpa!

Remember your ticker!

[Dude!]

I'm pretty sure we're all willing to admit that.

i know i am

[disneyspy]

HAHAHA!

Easy grandpa!

Remember your ticker!

i think you gave me pink eye

[Marc with a c]

if loving this show is gay, i don't want to be straight.

[Kevin]

please erase that post kevin.



You have your head so far up Katja's ass you can see through the other side!

[yojimbo7248]

i think you gave me pink eye

:lol:

[razorboy]

if loving this show is gay, i don't want to be straight.

At least you have an excuse now.

[Marc with a c]

You have your head so far up Katja's ass you can see through the other side!

wha? i was talking about your comment on if the board is talking about a subject it makes it relevant for the show.

[Kevin]

wha? i was talking about your comment on if the board is talking about a subject it makes it relevant for the show.



I'm confused...

What did i say that was so wrong?

[RhinoinMN]

I'm confused...

What did i say that was so wrong?

Major denial happening here.

[red_red_red]

read the comments, a lot of the locals are pissed. i don't understand why, guido's are ppl too!
http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/11/mtvs_jersey_shore_you_thought.html

[drusilla]

You have your head so far up Katja's ass you can see through the other side!

watch out for particles

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[Marc with a c]

I'm confused...

What did i say that was so wrong?

you're insinuating anything that is discussed on this board is relevant fodder for the show. aside from the sniffing your poop there isn't another thread on this steaming pile worth discussing on the show.

[Marc with a c]

watch out for particles

ha. i'm just warning you guys I have nazi pink eye in my right eye.

[Kevin]

you're insinuating anything that is discussed on this board is relevant fodder for the show. aside from the sniffing your poop there isn't another thread on this steaming pile worth discussing on the show.

Well... You need to read better.

I said the show is made relevant here because we talk about it.

Or i needed to say it better..

[Marc with a c]

Well... You need to read better.

I said the show is made relevent here because we talk about it.

relevant to who? the ron and fez show?

[Kevin]

relevant to who? the ron and fez show?

No...

The board.

Gvac was saying why is this show relevant.

I don't care if its relevant or not on the show.

[Marc with a c]

No...

The board.

Gvac was saying why is this show relevant.

I don't care if its relevant or not on the show.

gvac was complaing that he was being forced to listen to discussion of this show on three different radio shows and asked why it was relevant and you so wisely chimed in saying it was relevant because it was being talked about on this board.

[Kevin]

ogvac was complaing that he was being forced to listen to discussion of this show on three different radio shows and asked why it was relevant and you so wisely chimed in saying it was relevant because it was being talked about on this board.

Oh..

My fault then sorry...

I thought he was just doing his normal thing of.

Let me go against the majority view of every subject, so i can piss people off bit, and saying why are we discussing the show..

[GregoryJoseph]

You two are ADORABLE!

[Kevin]

You two are ADORABLE!

ey yo..

WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT..

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

[Marc with a c]

Oh..

My fault then sorry...

I thought he was just doing his normal thing of.

Let me go against the majority view of every subject, so i can piss people of bit, and saying why are we discussing the show..

no need to apologize, i was just suprised you were questioning somebody that looks like chris robinson with his shirt off.

[Snoogans]

no need to apologize, i was just suprised you were questioning somebody that looks like chris robinson with his shirt off.

pretty much

[Kevin]

no need to apologize, i was just suprised you were questioning somebody that looks like chris robinson with his shirt off.

Ha.

Nice!

[disneyspy]

the" you have your head so far up katjas ass "was brilliant tho

[Marc with a c]

i'm still trying to figure out how it makes sense.

[Kevin]

i'm still trying to figure out how it makes sense.

I thought you were telling me to take the post that Katja got mad about down.

The one about the MPW posters.

Thats why i said it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Did someone have a gun to your head?

oh please don't tease me

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm so sick of this damn show and I've never seen it.

I had to hear Sam and Dave talk about it for almost 2 hours on Saturday night, O & A discuss it for over an hour this morning, and Ron and Fez have talked about it.

ENOUGH!

By the way, does lying and exaggeration just come this naturally to you, or is it a gift, like some kind of genetic mutation?

I was actually driving - long drive, actually - and I know for a fact that Special Delivery spent less than an hour on it. They only have a three hour show, and I know that while they did spend a large chunk of the show on it, it was no where near 2/3rds of the show.

[Marc with a c]

Did someone have a gun to your head?

we know nobody had a boxing glove there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

we know nobody had a boxing glove there.

He'll never admit it, but I did tag him.

[boosterp]

This is the most awful fucking show! Why the fuck am I still watching it?

It's like a fat chick you take home at 3am, I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

[weekapaugjz]

This is the most awful fucking show! Why the fuck am I still watching it?

It's like a fat chick you take home at 3am, I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

you're going to wake up and realize you want another ride on the fat girl.

[mikeyboy]

you're going to wake up and realize you want another ride on the fat girl.

Snickers?

[Marc with a c]

This is the most awful fucking show! Why the fuck am I still watching it?

It's like a fat chick you take home at 3am, I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

at least you won't get the clap.

[razorboy]

Snickers?

You're adorable Minkeyboy.

[Kevin]

Snickers?

FFFF

FFFFFF

FFFFFFFFF


Nevermind....

[mikeyboy]

FFFF

FFFFFF

FFFFFFFFF


Nevermind....

Took me a second. For a second I thought you were taking an unwarranted shot at my wife.

[Kevin]

Took me a second. For a second I thought you were taking an unwarranted shot at my wife.

Faith is too classy for that.

[disneyspy]

FFFF

FFFFFF

FFFFFFFFF


Nevermind....

ha this fucker is on fire jerry,ON FIRE!

[Marc with a c]

dujjjx

[Marc with a c]

Faith is too classy for that.

pssh. mikeu told me she's an alternate for the show.

[mikeyboy]

pssh. mikeu told me she's an alternate for the show.

Did you forget where the edit button is?

[boosterp]

at least you won't get the clap.

But at least I wake up with a crusty dick. This, my dick inverted out of disgust.

[JimBeam]

So I finally got around to watching it and it was as awesomely awful as you all made it out to be.

A few thoughts.

I really thought I'd despise everybody on the show, and I may by the end of it, but there were really only a few that were a constant annoyance.

Sadly they were all females ( man I hope that doesn't mean I do like EYEtalians w/ their shirts off ).

Every one of the meatballs had their moment but they seemed harmelss enough.

Biggest knock there is the guy ( I can't remember his name and I refuse to call him by that ridiculous nickname ) that was talking about how he can get any woman yet fell in love w/ some slob he met an hour ago.

The Fake Gotti Boy was a tool, especially when he basically slapped that guy being held back by the bouncers, but he had some funny lines.

Pink Eye was as down to earth as a guido could be but I'm not sure why he needed 6 hours off from work to go to a doctor's appointment before his shift.

Roids Ronnie was putting it all in perspective when he told the 2 fatties ( I know how can you tell them apart ) that it was wierd that they were upstairs just staring at the girls the guys had on the roof. I'm also gonna like that Fatty #1, or is she #2 or #3, is so gonna get dumped by him.

Sneakers was annoying but she's so dumb I'm gonna feel bad for her when she gets her clock cleaned.

It so should be any of the other girls specifically Fatty #1 ot Fattie #2.

I hated how Fattie #2 kept going to the roof and asking if the guys were gonna come and party w/ them.

Beat it you fat whore.

I so hope she gets mouthy w/ some girl during the season and gets her teeth knocked into her fat face.

[TheMojoPin]

I love it when the one dude says that he attracts girls with his shirt off "like flies to shit."

[boosterp]

Fuck! Glad Mikey ain't a mod cause that quote of mine could be embarrassing.


I am half way through the 2nd show and still fascinated (sociology minor) yet disgusted.

[JimBeam]

Do we know their ages ?

I heard that Fake Gotti Boy was 28.

I'd have to bet that Sneakers is the youngest.

[Kevin]

So I finally got around to watching it and it was as awesomely awful as you all made it out to be.

A few thoughts.

I really thought I'd despise everybody on the show, and I may by the end of it, but there were really only a few that were a constant annoyance.

Sadly they were all females ( man I hope that doesn't mean I do like EYEtalians w/ their shirts off ).

Every one of the meatballs had their moment but they seemed harmelss enough.

Biggest knock there is the guy ( I can't remember his name and I refuse to call him by that ridiculous nickname ) that was talking about how he can get any woman yet fell in love w/ some slob he met an hour ago. The situation

The Fake Gotti Boy was a tool, especially when he basically slapped that guy being held back by the bouncers, but he had some funny lines.Pauly D

Pink Eye was as down to earth as a guido could be but I'm not sure why he needed 6 hours off from work to go to a doctor's appointment before his shift. Vinny

Roids Ronnie was putting it all in perspective when he told the 2 fatties ( I know how can you tell them apart ) that it was wierd that they were upstairs just staring at the girls the guys had on the roof. I'm also gonna like that Fatty #1,SammieSweetheart or is she #2 or #3, is so gonna get dumped by him.

Sneakers was annoying but she's so dumb I'm gonna feel bad for her when she gets her clock cleaned.

It so should be any of the other girls specifically Fatty #1 ot Fattie #2.

I hated how Fattie #2 Angelina kept going to the roof and asking if the guys were gonna come and party w/ them.

Beat it you fat whore.

I so hope she gets mouthy w/ some girl during the season and gets her teeth knocked into her fat face.


Yea....

Ive seen this show way too much.

[TooLowBrow]

Do we know their ages ?

I heard that Fake Gotti Boy was 28.

I'd have to bet that Sneakers is the youngest.

Jenni "J-Woww" 23 Franklin Square, New York
Mike "The Situation" 27 Manalapan, New Jersey
Angelina "Jolie" 22 Staten Island, New York
Ronnie 23 Bronx, New York
Nicole "Snooki" 21 Poughkeepsie, New York
Paul "DJ Pauly D" 29 Johnston, Rhode Island
Sammi "Sweetheart" 22 Hazlet, New Jersey
Vinny 21 Staten Island, New York

[Kevin]

Mike "The Situation" 27 Manalapan, New Jersey


Yea..

In fucking dog years maybe

[JimBeam]

I love how, as somebody pointed out way back, they have these nicknames that people call them.

OK if you're a guy friend of the guy who calls himself the Situation are you ever going to call him that ?

If you do you are gay and in love w/ him.

Sweatheart ?

Maybe a guy at a bar one time said " Hey Sweathert, can you move your fat ass so I can see the TV ? "

I'm figuring they call Angelina " Jolie " because of her 1st name.

How about when one of them, possibly Angelina, says " I'm a bartender, I do good things. "

Yeah sure you do.

You get beers when guys need them.

[drusilla]

haven't thought about this bit in a long time, but thought it was somehow appropriate

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[Fallon]

Seriously

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[TripleSkeet]

I'm figuring they call Angelina " Jolie " because of her 1st name.


Thats why she has her nickname, but nobody calls her that. Friends dont come up stupid nicknames like that.

Snookies nickname may be real, but thats it. Nobody calls that dick "The situation". Nobody calls those fat bitches JWow or Sweetheart. These are all bullshit nicknames they came up with for the show. No way anyone actually calls them that.

[disneyspy]

http://i46.tinypic.com/dzb8go.jpg

hahahhahahahhahaahahahahahahaaaha

[TheGameHHH]

I hate that only 2 of these people are from Jersey yet this is how Jersey is going to be portrayed. Other than that, this is the worst best thing I've ever watched on television and I'm hooked. I suck.

[sailor]

the situation looks like the weasel.

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I was waiting for his mother to bang on the wall and tell him to keep it down.

[yojimbo7248]

Fuck! Glad Mikey ain't a mod cause that quote of mine could be embarrassing.


I am half way through the 2nd show and still fascinated (sociology minor) yet disgusted.

2nd show? I thought it is on Thursdays at 10 and wasn't last week's the first episode? I was thinking 2nd episode is this coming Thursday

[sailor]

2nd show? I thought it is on Thursdays at 10 and wasn't last week's the first episode? I was thinking 2nd episode is this coming Thursday

the two-hour special was really the first two episodes back-to-back.

[yojimbo7248]

the two-hour special was really the first two episodes back-to-back.

got it, thanks. for a second I got my hopes up that it had some odd two new episodes a week schedule. I am hooked on the damn show and can't wait for Thursday. someone else mentioned it earlier but the guys are really alright. I was assuming they would be more like the Gotti boys in Growing Up Gotti but they are much better. the women, however, are pretty damn grating.

[spoon]

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Seriously, I thought this was about a PS3 breaking? Is that Johny Cage in the background? I mean, WTF?! Really Patron blood?

[A.J.]

He's just still in shock from finding out that they canceled Bonanza.

Good news: it's on TVLand every day at 3:00PM!

[~Katja~]

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Seriously, I thought this was about a PS3 breaking? ?
haha I was thinking the same...

[boosterp]

This show sucks, I want more so it's like some good drug that is bad for you and ruins your life but you still kill your mother so you can go buy more.

[JerseyRich]

This show sucks, I want more so it's like some good drug that is bad for you and ruins your life but you still kill your mother so you can go buy more.

Should we call Dr. Drew?

[Furtherman]

MTV Staff Getting Death Threats Over 'Jersey Shore' (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/08/mtv-staff-getting-death-threats-jersey-shore/?test=faces)

Just because “Jersey Shore” got hot ratings doesn't mean all of MTV was happy with the outcome.

Pop Tarts has been told that some MTV staffers connected with the show have reason to be pretty afraid since the controversial debut of “Jersey Shore” on Thursday night.

“The MTV building in Times Square was getting crazy threats and they are in the process of hiring more security in bodyguards,” an insider told Tarts, adding that individuals involved with the press component on the show were being bombarded with abusive emails, phone calls and facebook messages - many of which involved death threats.

[JerseyRich]

MTV Staff Getting Death Threats Over 'Jersey Shore' (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/08/mtv-staff-getting-death-threats-jersey-shore/?test=faces)

Did someone leave a bottle of hair gel with a skull and crossbones on your desk this morning?

[Furtherman]

Did someone leave a bottle of hair gel with a skull and crossbones on your desk this morning?

All I know is that I saw a Times Square cop looking for his horse this morning.

[boosterp]

Should we call Dr. Drew?

Maybe, I HATE reality shows yet this one has my attention, I feel my purpose in life slipping away.

[TheMojoPin]

MTV Staff Getting Death Threats Over 'Jersey Shore' (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/08/mtv-staff-getting-death-threats-jersey-shore/?test=faces)

"We've traced the calls....GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM THE DUCK PHONE!!!"

[JerseyRich]

"We've traced the calls....GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM THE DUCK PHONE!!!"

You are a fan. Can you finally admit it?

[TheMojoPin]

You are a fan. Can you finally admit it?

What, has your beard grown over your eyes? I've been posting in this thread all along. For God's sake, *I* started it.

[JerseyRich]

What, has your beard grown over your eyes? I've been posting in this thread all along. For God's sake, *I* started it.

Along with a thumbs down.

Just checking...I'm sure the thought of the Situation is keeping you warm on those windy, snowy Chicago nights.

[Marc with a c]

What, has your beard grown over your eyes? I've been posting in this thread all along. For God's sake, *I* started it.

don't fake like you didn't try to get out.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, it most definitely gets a thumbs down. Anyone watching this for anything other than the trainwreck nature of it is a sick fuck who needs to be locked away.

[TheMojoPin]

don't fake like you didn't try to get out.

I had to bail for a guido-free break. 2 hours of guido antics is just guido overload.

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

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[angrymissy]

Silera nailed it on the what show last week, the guys are almost likeable because they are comfortable with themselves and honest about what they're there to do (pound bitches, go to gym, drink), while the girls are super fakes and dishonest (other girls are sluts, bitches, etc)

[TheMojoPin]

The what show?

[JerseyRich]

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[TripleSkeet]

Silera nailed it on the what show last week, the guys are almost likeable because they are comfortable with themselves and honest about what they're there to do (pound bitches, go to gym, drink), while the girls are super fakes and dishonest (other girls are sluts, bitches, etc)

I agree. The girls are awful. Do they know how bad they have to look to make those guys seem likable?

[JerseyRich]

I agree. The girls are awful. Do they know how bad they have to look to make those guys seem likable?

Clearly they do...I'm sure they could give a class on the subject.

[Aggie]

i'm gonna have sawsage and peppas tonight and have a real italian family dinna.

[JerseyRich]

i'm gonna have sawsage and peppas tonight and have a real italian family dinna.

I'm used to the woman cooking and the guy eating...

That's the way it's done, right?

[Aggie]

I'm used to the woman cooking and the guy eating...

That's the way it's done, right?

if the situation wasn't a little bitch that's how it would have been done. he was just trying to pound out sweetheart.

[lleeder]

who knows how to cut garlic?