MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[bigtim666]

one of those sluts gets busted in the grill

[Marc with a c]

one of those sluts gets busted in the grill

something tells me they all do.


woah semen.

[Marc with a c]

is it to soon to be looking forward to the reunion show?

[drusilla]

Thought about this show all day. wonder what The Situation's doing right now?

looking off into the distance reminiscing about his 2 day relationship with sammi

[Marc with a c]

looking off into the distance reminiscing about his 2 day relationship with sammi

no way am i giving up on those two lovebirds yet.

[lleeder]

That punch that whore takes to the face looks like the highlight of the season.

[TheMojoPin]

The Situation is probably getting his yearly prostate exam, as all men over the age of 35 should do.

[lleeder]

That was a terrible punch.

I said the same thing to my wife. That kid barely even hit the guy and he was being held by a bouncer.

[Marc with a c]

you bennies don't know shit.

IT ONLY TAKES NINE POUNDS OF PRESSURE TO BREAK A NOSE!!

[Snoogans]

you bennies don't know shit.

IT ONLY TAKES NINE POUNDS OF PRESSURE TO BREAK A NOSE!!

knowledge like this was why the party was indeed in Pauly D's pants

[Marc with a c]

prince albert, holla back.

[drusilla]

coulda been a frenum. we'll never know.

[Fallon]

The chicks are the worst part of the show. Teases, cheaters and cock blockers. What the hell is their problem?

[TheMojoPin]

The chicks are the worst part of the show. Teases, cheaters and cock blockers. What the hell is their problem?

They should be praised for keeping those toxic waste dumps between their legs closed.

Not that the guys are much better. That hottub they have is a boiling stew of filth that's probably unleashing new, horrible diseases on humanity.

[Fallon]

They should be praised for keeping those toxic waste dumps between their legs closed.

Not that the guys are much better. That hottub they have is a boiling stew of filth that's probably unleashing new, horrible diseases on humanity.

Like pinkeye?

[TheMojoPin]

Apparently pink eye is like AIDS to guidos because that's what he was acting like he had.

[Fallon]

Apparently pink eye is like AIDS to guidos because that's what he was acting like he had.

When you're that vain something that changes your appearance might as well be AIDS.

[Kevin]

Apparently pink eye is like AIDS to guidos because that's what he was acting like he had.



I love how he couldnt go to work because of it, but he was sure able to go out that night.

[Marc with a c]

coulda been a frenum. we'll never know.

i'll find that out if it's the last thing i do.

[yojimbo7248]

Apparently pink eye is like AIDS to guidos because that's what he was acting like he had.

I liked Vinny until he acted like he had fucking leukemia with that pink eye. I guess it should be no surprise that he would be a big baby after seeing his mom cut his meat and cry like he was being deployed to Baghdad when he left for the Shore.

[Chigworthy]

Are all guidos "Mama's Boys"? And by "Mama's Boys", I mean deeply-closeted superhomos.

[GregoryJoseph]

Are all guidos "Mama's Boys"? And by "Mama's Boys", I mean deeply-closeted superhomos.

Yes.

[yojimbo7248]

Yes.

I was wondering the same thing.

[GregoryJoseph]

Believe me, I grew up around these weirdos.

What do you think of a bunch of "men" who tan, get their eyebrows tweezed, dye their hair, body build, get manicures and pedicures, and compare their bodies to other men all the time?

Need I say more?

[Marc with a c]

they also love cheese.

[yojimbo7248]

Believe me, I grew up around these weirdos.

What do you think of a bunch of "men" who tan, get their eyebrows tweezed, dye their hair, body build, get manicures and pedicures, and compare their bodies to other men all the time?

Need I say more?

I'm guessing that you need a lot of motherly love to have an ego big enough to allow you to refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Situation'

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm guessing that you need a lot of motherly love to have an ego big enough to allow you to refer to yourself in the third person as 'The Situation'

Hahaha! Someone really does that?

I don't watch the show. No desire.

We used to torment those freaks mercilessly when I was in high school. They were bigger targets than the nerds.

I don't know why they've suddenly gained celebrity status.

It's baffling.

[yojimbo7248]

Hahaha! Someone really does that?

I don't watch the show. No desire.

We used to torment those freaks mercilessly when I was in high school. They were bigger targets than the nerds.

I don't know why they've suddenly gained celebrity status.

It's baffling.

Greg, you really should check it out. I usually don't like this crap but it is so interesting to see how these kids think. it's also fun seeing them act like idiots

[zildjian361]

So they took that old "Real Life" episode and turned it into a series?

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I know Tommy, cool people bartends at Jenkison's in Point PLeasent NJ OWW:thumbup:

[A.J.]

We used to torment those freaks mercilessly when I was in high school. They were bigger targets than the nerds.

And the bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man...I tortured this poor kid, because I wanted him to think that I was cool.

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/BreakfastClub20.jpeg

[Snoogans]

look at this beautiful sig

[A.J.]

look at this beautiful sig

I want to pump my fist into every one of their faces.

[mikeyboy]

look at this beautiful sig

Other than the little fat one, you can barely tell the chicks apart in that picture.

[Snoogans]

I want to pump my fist into every one of their faces.

you just miss those happier times when this was the situation

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID19818/images/JerseyShore.jpg

[mikeyboy]

The Situation looks like he's my age.

[Snoogans]

Other than the little fat one, you can barely tell the chicks apart in that picture.

cause you dont have the trained eye of guido spotting like all non guido jersey people have.

And from left to right its JWOWW, Sammie Sweatheart, Snooki Snicki Snickers, and the kim kardashian of staten island

[Mitch&Murray]

The Situation looks like he's my age.

He looks
50?

[mikeyboy]

rude

[Marc with a c]

The Situation looks like he's my age.

totally.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/mike_0644.jpg

[Kevin]

You guys are all fist pumping like champs.

[Mitch&Murray]

Tho official uniform seems to consist of baggy shorts, flipflops AND one of those red Solo cup.

[Snoogans]

for anyone who might think this shit is fake and put on, watch this:

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the last interview is especially awesome

[Marc with a c]

Tho official uniform seems to consist of baggy shorts, flipflops AND one of those red Solo cup.

don't forget the sunglasses, preferably white and on at the night club.

[lleeder]

The best part of the show is when someone mentions their own self given nickname. "Thats why they call me Sammi Sweetheart cause I'm a sweetheart". No bitch no one calls you that. You made it up on your own. Thats what lleeder thinks about you.

[BlackSpider]

The best part of the show is when someone mentions their own self given nickname. "Thats why they call me Sammi Sweetheart cause I'm a sweetheart". No bitch no one calls you that. You made it up on your own. Thats what lleeder thinks about you.

Spider approves of this post...

[Snoogans]

Spider approves of this post...

The best part of the show is when someone mentions their own self given nickname. "Thats why they call me Sammi Sweetheart cause I'm a sweetheart". No bitch no one calls you that. You made it up on your own. Thats what lleeder thinks about you.

you guys just cant handle the situation

[Marc with a c]

for anyone who might think this shit is fake and put on, watch this:

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the last interview is especially awesome

we really need to go on a ronfez.net field trip.

[GregoryJoseph]

The best part of the show is when someone mentions their own self given nickname. "Thats why they call me Sammi Sweetheart cause I'm a sweetheart". No bitch no one calls you that. You made it up on your own. Thats what lleeder thinks about you.

Spider approves of this post...

GregoryJoseph does as well.

So does Gvac.

And Uncle Greggie.

[Snoogans]

we really need to go on a ronfez.net field trip.

i dont know if they would even let us in there. I just want a jar of painkillers and to go clubbin on one leg.....it was sick bro

[Marc with a c]

i dont know if they would even let us in there. I just want a jar of painkillers and to go clubbin on one leg.....it was sick bro

that would be sick, my mom would love that.

[lleeder]

i dont know if they would even let us in there. I just want a jar of painkillers and to go clubbin on one leg.....it was sick bro

Maybe you can vibe with a chick

[Snoogans]

Maybe you can vibe with a chick

she could fuck with me half the night and then fuck with my boy half the night

[zildjian361]

Don Stugots call MTV Sheepshead Bay, Manhattan Beach, Brighton, Coney Island. WIN WIN Situation:lol::smoke::drunk:

[sailor]

The best part of the show is when someone mentions their own self given nickname. "Thats why they call me Sammi Sweetheart cause I'm a sweetheart". No bitch no one calls you that. You made it up on your own. Thats what lleeder thinks about you.

"they call me lleeder because i'm a leader."

[A.J.]

for anyone who might think this shit is fake and put on, watch this:

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the last interview is especially awesome

These people should be in Iraq as cannon fodder instead of at the Jersey Shore.

[lleeder]

I love Money 4 Guido fist pump edition will be a treat.

[TheMojoPin]

"they call me lleeder because i'm a leader."

"They call me 'sailor' because everyobody hates me."

[BlackSpider]

"They call me 'sailor' because everyobody hates me."

They should call you Mojo, then...

[sailor]

"They call me 'sailor' because everyobody hates me."

i'm beloved!

[razorboy]

They should call you Mojo, then...

Worst thing you can call a person.

[newport king]

there's no way when the guys are blowing out their hair that they can possibly think people wont laugh about that.

i dont like guidos. however i'm fascinated by this show. i'd like to have sex with their women.

and the only good thing about seaside :

http://njmonthly.com/downloads/3427/download/Midway_Steak_House_in_Seaside_Heights.gif

[Marc with a c]

it's on now.

[JimBeam]

I decided to record it on the DVR so the wife and I can laugh together.

I watched the intro and saw the main " characters " though.

Those girls are all pigs. All but one of them is a fatty.

The non-fatty, JWoww or whatever the hell it is she goes by, is a skank w/ big boobs.

The only kid that seemed like he could make it outside of that world was Vinny.

He seemed the most normal and even called out the blowouts and lip gloss as being somewhat queer.

[Kevin]

I decided to record it on the DVR so the wife and I can laugh together.

I watched the intro and saw the main " characters " though.

Those girls are all pigs. All but one of them is a fatty.

The non-fatty, JWoww or whatever the hell it is she goes by, is a skank w/ big boobs.

The only kid that seemed like he could make it outside of that world was Vinny.

He seemed the most normal and even called out the blowouts and lip gloss as being somewhat queer.

I was liking Vinny until the pink eye situation.

[JimBeam]

I was liking Vinny until the pink eye situation.

Oh thanks for ruining it for me.

I guess I'll see that later.

[newport king]

i like that they openly say "im into juiceheads" like its ok...which brings me to my next point, aside from this if any of you guys watched any of the real world/ road rules challenges, youve noticed all these kids do is smoke and drink nonstop....HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE??

[underdog]

i like that they openly say "im into juiceheads" like its ok...which brings me to my next point, aside from this if any of you guys watched any of the real world/ road rules challenges, youve noticed all these kids do is smoke and drink nonstop....HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE??

Protein bars.

[Marc with a c]

muscle milk.

[razorboy]

They're naturally athletic.

[Kevin]

Oh thanks for ruining it for me.

I guess I'll see that later.



Shit, sorry...

I misread and thought you watched.

[JimBeam]

I was just kidding.

I'm sure it's not a major plot point.

I wonder if they'll ever show the behind the scenes clips where the Kardashian of Staten Island shaves her mustache.

[Marc with a c]

They're naturally athletic.

the moors fucked their great great grandmothers.

[BlackSpider]

the moors fucked their great great grandmothers.

I'm fairly certain it was the Moops...

[razorboy]

I'm fairly certain it was the Moops...

It's a misprint.

[Fallon]

You guys are all fist pumping like champs.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zznh3s.jpg

[newport king]

"i shoulda pounded out whats her name"

[Marc with a c]

it's on now.

[Fallon]

it's on now.

MTV is replaying a show more than once?

Shocking.

[disneyspy]

is "snookie" friday?

[Snoogans]

i like that they openly say "im into juiceheads" like its ok...which brings me to my next point, aside from this if any of you guys watched any of the real world/ road rules challenges, youve noticed all these kids do is smoke and drink nonstop....HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE??

Ron Ron Juice, duh


ive watched 4 times. I need the next episode

[Snoogans]

anyone who missed it can catch it now. its only 5 min in. HURRY UP

[Marc with a c]

anyone who missed it can catch it now. its only 5 min in. HURRY UP

if you miss the first five minutes there is no way you'll be able to catch up, too many layers.

[Kevin]

is "snookie" friday?

Don't disrespect Snookie like that every again.

[disneyspy]

Don't disrespect Snookie like that every again.

we're talkin about a chick right?

[Marc with a c]

pauly's brooklyn/new england accent is freaking me out.

[disneyspy]

when do we get snoogans tips?

[Marc with a c]

so as snickers is rolling here way into the hottub in her bra and panties somebody asks "are those even wetable?"

you miss so much only watching it six times.

[yojimbo7248]

Did anyone call Snooki by the right nickname? I heard "Snickers""Snooker'"Snookum"

[Marc with a c]

i love how fast guidos fall in and out of love.

[disneyspy]

hahahhahaa stupid bitch

[Marc with a c]

hahahhahaa stupid bitch

as bad as jwoww being a shady bitch?

[disneyspy]

as bad as jwoww being a shady bitch?

i think im going to love this show

[Snoogans]

never fall in love at the jersey shore. Thats the only rule

[Marc with a c]

i think im going to love this show

whats not to love?

[JerseyRich]

Did anyone call Snooki by the right nickname? I heard "Snickers""Snooker'"Snookum"

I'm ready to start calling her Schnikes on Thursday night.

[Marc with a c]

never fall in love at the jersey shore. Thats the only rule

rules are made to be broken ronnie. you'll see.

[disneyspy]

personally i dont like havin puke breathe all over me also

[RoseBlood]

Other than the little fat one, you can barely tell the chicks apart in that picture.

If it wasn't for the blonde streaks and implants I couldn't tell Jenni JWow apart from Sammi Sweetheart.

don't forget the sunglasses, preferably white and on at the night club.

http://static.zooomr.com/images/7703887_36dfb2561a.jpg


I usually don't like this crap but it is so interesting to see how these kids think.

Since when is a 45 yr old male considered a kid?

[Snoogans]

what a bunch of nosy bitches

[Marc with a c]

personally i dont like havin puke breathe all over me also

snickers gets her come up ins later.

[BlackSpider]

Did anyone call Snooki by the right nickname? I heard "Snickers""Snooker'"Snookum"

I thought it was "Snoogans"...

[Snoogans]

anyone else realize the situation walks like a duck?

[disneyspy]

I thought it was "Snoogans"...

ooooooh boyee,kevin is gonna be so mad at choo

[disneyspy]

anyone else realize the situation walks like a duck?

maybe he thinks he's the phone

[TheMojoPin]

I love how it seems like more and more reality shows seem to be giving up on spending money for a nice place. This whole thing looks like MTV spent about $400.

[Dan 'Hampton]

I love how the rhide island Joey punched the guy while he was being bearhugged by the bouncer, then went and bragged how tough he was for suckerpunching. Fags.

[Snoogans]

I love how the rhide island Joey punched the guy while he was being bearhugged by the bouncer, then went and bragged how tough he was for suckerpunching. Fags.

and the guy barely flinched. Didnt even seem dazed

[disneyspy]

fuck its over already? damn

[Marc with a c]

I love how the rhide island Joey punched the guy while he was being bearhugged by the bouncer, then went and bragged how tough he was for suckerpunching. Fags.

another hater.

that punch was all about precision and pressure. it was a perfect punch to a bro that was fully capable of defending himself. if you don't like it i dare you to push vinny. i fucking dare you.

[Snoogans]

fuck its over already? damn

there is another episode

[disneyspy]

oh sweet,more guidoness

[mikeyboy]

snickers gets her come up ins later.

come up ins? what the hell are those?

[Fallon]

as bad as jwoww being a shady bitch?

She's got some big boobies though.

http://i45.tinypic.com/zix5pd.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/2dipsep.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/28vx45s.jpg

[Marc with a c]

come up ins? what the hell are those?

you'll see (please read that with a threatening voice).

[RoseBlood]

anyone else realize the situation walks like a duck?

Nope, must be something you notice on your 7th viewing.

[Marc with a c]

Nope, must be something you notice on your 7th viewing.

ha. i just noticed it on this viewing as well.

[Fallon]

8 or 9 hours of work a day does seem like too much.

[RoseBlood]

She's got some big implants though.
fixed

http://i50.tinypic.com/28vx45s.jpg

I like her hair and dress here.

[Fallon]

Snooki looks like a thick version of Christina Aguilera's "dirty phase".

But not nearly as hot.

http://i50.tinypic.com/53wnyf.jpg

[disneyspy]

im going to pound one out on friday
who?
snickers

i knew it!

[JimBeam]

Just to be sure I'm not missing anything there has only be a 2 hour special so far correct ?

Possibly broken up into two 1 hour episodes ?

[lleeder]

Am I the only one that was shocked he actually had pinkeye? I thought for sure it was a typical guido misdiagnosis.

[Snoogans]

Just to be sure I'm not missing anything there has only be a 2 hour special so far correct ?

Possibly broken up into two 1 hour episodes ?

its technically the first 2 episodes. Then its 10-11 every thursday night

[Fallon]

Just to be sure I'm not missing anything there has only be a 2 hour special so far correct ?

Possibly broken up into two 1 hour episodes ?

Yeah, there has only been these two episodes so far.

Next new one is Thu @ 10.

[Fallon]

Whoa.

Teen Mom looks good.

Damn you MTV!!

[JimBeam]

Yeah, there has only been these two episodes so far.

Next new one is Thu @ 10.

Cool.

I have it set now to record all 1st showings of it.

I've gotta admit that I'm upset that Tommy Cheeseballs isn't in the show.

[disneyspy]

i guess i'll just have to dvr THE LEAGUE on thursday nights cuz you people were messing me with knowin about the sucker punch and pink eye

[TheMojoPin]

fixed



I like her hair and dress here.

What about how her hand is strategically placed to cover her giant cock?

Her look just screams "ladyboy."

[TooLowBrow]

Why do they have to pretend that they need to work at a t shirt store?

[lleeder]

Why do they have to pretend that they need to work at a t shirt store?

Its the new Real World thing.

[Fallon]

Why do they have to pretend that they need to work at a t shirt store?

So someone gets "fired" and lets the team down.

Duh!

[TheMojoPin]

Why do they have to pretend that they need to work at a t shirt store?

To force them to interact with non-guidos.

[Snoogans]

its actually cause the owner of the store owns the house. To make up for not making money for the year renting the house out, they work for him for free

[Fallon]

People still give the finger?

[Marc with a c]

its actually cause the owner of the store owns the house. To make up for not making money for the year renting the house out, they work for him for free

hahha what? you don't think danny is making money by renting it out to mtv?

[Snoogans]

i went to HS with that kid. That hooked up with Angelina at the club. Im not kidding. I remember him, he was a year or 2 behind me

[disneyspy]

i went to HS with that kid. That hooked up with Angelina at the club. Im not kidding. I remember him, he was a year or 2 behind me

i believe it

[Snoogans]

hahha what? you don't think danny is making money by renting it out to mtv?

he is but prob not what he would make week to week in that location. That shit like like over 5 a week normally. I dont think MTV gave him 100K

[Snoogans]

i believe it

i only put it together cause they say later he is a wrestler guy. I remember him from being a wrestler i think. Im 99% sure

[disneyspy]

i only put it together cause they say later he is a wrestler guy. I remember him from being a wrestler i think. Im 99% sure

fucker sounded like he was going to make a youtube with tips

if he yells "DONT BE A PUSSY!" you should sue

[lleeder]

All of you are idiots there is no "Danny" that owns a t-shirt shop and house. Its an actor playing a role.

[Marc with a c]

he is but prob not what he would make week to week in that location. That shit like like over 5 a week normally. I dont think MTV gave him 100K

5k a week? 20k a month for that place? so for instead of getting real renters he said fuck it "you retards can work at my store, and i'll still pay you, but i wont charge them rent."

[TheMojoPin]

Those fake boobs are retarded. You'd think the doctor could at least just point out how ridiculous they'd be ahead of time. I'm not saying he's talking her out of them, but Jesus Christ, at least explain how going that fucking big is going to make it look like she's hauling volleyballs under each arm.

[JimBeam]

i guess i'll just have to dvr THE LEAGUE on thursday nights cuz you people were messing me with knowin about the sucker punch and pink eye

I think the season finale is this week.

[BlackSpider]

I like real tits...

[Snoogans]

5k a week? 20k a month for that place? so for instead of getting real renters he said fuck it "you retards can work at my store, and i'll still pay you, but i wont charge them rent."

that shit is on the boardwalk bro. 2 towns north in ortley on the beach is like 4 grand a week. Its retarded

[RoseBlood]

Snooki looks like a thick version of Christina Aguilera's "dirty phase".

But not nearly as hot.

http://i50.tinypic.com/53wnyf.jpg

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/images/episodes/101/summaries/281x211.jpg

Whoa.

Teen Mom looks good.

Damn you MTV!!

Mom's like the situation... He just has unbelievable mass appeal.

[JimBeam]

Those fake boobs are retarded. You'd think the doctor could at least just point out how ridiculous they'd be ahead of time. I'm not saying he's talking her out of them, but Jesus Christ, at least explain how going that fucking big is going to make it look like she's hauling volleyballs under each arm.

I think the boobs are her only saving grace.

[FrogSlayer]

After 5 mins of viewing I conclude that this show is an entertainment trainwreck

[Marc with a c]

that shit is on the boardwalk bro. 2 towns north in ortley on the beach is like 4 grand a week. Its retarded

i guess, but danny is still paying the people. he isn't making up his money by forcing them to work at his shirt store. mtv paid him his money.

[lleeder]

Even if the house is 4-5 grand a week do you really think they tape it over the course of an entire summer? I doubt it. Like a typical MTV show its 2-3 weeks tops.

[Marc with a c]

i think it's eight weeks for some reason.

[Snoogans]

Even if the house is 4-5 grand a week do you really think they tape it over the course of an entire summer? I doubt it. Like a typical MTV show its 2-3 weeks tops.

we'll see

[JimBeam]

They probably film it for at least some portion of the entire summer and then edit it so that you see Memorial Day and end w/ Labor Day and all the stuff in between is played out of order.

[Snoogans]

They probably film it for at least some portion of the entire summer and then edit it so that you see Memorial Day and end w/ Labor Day and all the stuff in between is played out of order.

we didnt officially see memorial day. I dont remember them mentioning. And that snickers bitch did say finish her summer, so maybe its the last like month up to labor day

[lleeder]

i think it's eight weeks for some reason.

If thats the case they have enough for a 56 episode run. Yeah I did the mutiplication and figured it all out.

[Snoogans]

they shoulda put it like on MTV 2 live 24/7 like truman show

[Snoogans]

Ron Ron Juice

[Snoogans]

wasnt real world 6 months originally?

[disneyspy]

oh shit,here comes some dramaaaaaaaaa

[RoseBlood]

wasnt real world 6 months originally?

no way.. maybe 3 mos?

I dunno.. ask marc savage.

[lleeder]

wasnt real world 6 months originally?

Yes but that was before they figured out how to cash in on it. Now all these shows are done in much shorter amounts of time and with more whores.

[Marc with a c]

wasnt real world 6 months originally?

no way.. maybe 3 mos?

I dunno.. ask marc savage.

six months.

[underdog]

pauly's brooklyn/new england accent is freaking me out.

That's Rhode Island.

[Kevin]

This show gets more awesome everytime i watch it.

And Teen mom looks great too.

Do i really have to start watching MTV again?

What is this.. 1997??

[drusilla]

i don't think i've ever been this excited about a television show & can't remember anyone talking about a show this much.

i'm jealous & now i want a jersey shore sig too

[Fallon]

i don't think i've ever been this excited about a television show & can't remember anyone talking about a show this much.

i'm jealous & now i want a jersey shore sig too

Gimmie 15 mins.

[TooLowBrow]

i don't think i've ever been this excited about a television show & can't remember anyone talking about a show this much.

i'm jealous & now i want a jersey shore sig too

instead of a sig pic i just went out and tattooed 'cadillac' on the side of my torso.

in script!

[Marc with a c]

bobby can you make me one too? if so can you make it say "hamm and waterr, hamm and waterr."

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jerseyshoreham_560x290.jpg

thanks

[Snoogans]

bobby can you make me one too? if so can you make it say "hamm and waterr, hamm and waterr."

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jerseyshoreham_560x290.jpg

thanks

she only says ham the second time, then does the chimp lip blow thing

[drusilla]

bobby can you make me one too? if so can you make it say "hamm and waterr, hamm and waterr."

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/04/images/20091204_jerseyshoreham_560x290.jpg

thanks

isn't it wata?

[Fallon]

http://i47.tinypic.com/e8lpvb.jpg

[Marc with a c]

she only says ham the second time, then does the chimp lip blow thing

okay bobby time out. "hamm and waterr, hamm!!"

[drusilla]

http://i47.tinypic.com/e8lpvb.jpg

nice.

[drusilla]

i think it was "eat ham & drink wata. hammmm"

[Fallon]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2zscmmr.jpg

[Marc with a c]

sexy thank you sir.

[Snoogans]

i love how jwoww left the club so she wouldnt cheat on her boyfriend.....the day AFTER she saw Pauly D's penis

[Kevin]

sexy thank you sir.

Wtf is it with her right eye in that pic?

[Fallon]

Wtf is it with her right eye in that pic?

Pinkeye?

[Kevin]

i love how jwoww left the club so she wouldnt cheat on her boyfriend.....the day AFTER she saw Pauly D's penis

She will have a party in Pauly D's pants before this is over

[Snoogans]

its eyeliner, cause she had prob cried

[drusilla]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2zscmmr.jpg


that gets 5 fist pumps

[Snoogans]

that gets 5 fist pumps

you have to start it low...and then it builds up and its like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Marc with a c]

you have to start it low...and then it builds up and its like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

like a champ baby, like a champ.

[drusilla]

i'm just a wannabe, i don't have all the skills quite right

[Fallon]

For Hottub

http://i49.tinypic.com/2cffe54.jpg

[Fallon]

instead of a sig pic i just went out and tattooed 'cadillac' on the side of my torso.

in script!

http://i45.tinypic.com/2rrapzt.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

I watched for the first time tonight. By the end of the first hour I thought I was going to overdose on douche chills. When it was over I thought it was a total loss until right before my DVR ran out I saw the preview for the other episodes and you see fat ass Snookie get SMASHED dead in her face by some random guy she was screaming at.

Im now hooked, and have to come up with a sig pic of my own.

[TooLowBrow]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2rrapzt.jpg

that is fukkin cool

[newport king]

i can't wait for the next episode. awesome isnt a good enough word for what this show is.

[TripleSkeet]

Aaaaand done...
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3172/rfskeet35.jpg (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/rfskeet35.jpg/)

[sailor]

That's Rhode Island.

which is new england.

[Dan 'Hampton]

which is new england.

We don't admit to that.

[Hottub]

For Hottub

http://i49.tinypic.com/2cffe54.jpg

:thumbup::thumbup:

[sailor]

We don't admit to that.

a dirty rhode islander would.

[Aggie]

i have no words for this masterpiece.

[JerseyRich]

Bring on episode 3!

[drusilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

[TheMojoPin]

Wow, that is supremely fucked up.

See what 'roid rage does to an old man?

[mikeyboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

It's unacceptable to punch a woman. How hotheaded/drunk/stupid do you have to be to punch a woman a) in public and b) who you know is on camera?

[drusilla]

It's unacceptable to punch a woman. How hotheaded/drunk/stupid do you have to be to punch a woman a) in public and b) who you know is on camera?

i saw on nj.com that he got arrested, but the link to the story was messed up

[Mitch&Murray]

a dirty rhode islander would.



Rhode Island accent has been described to me as a drunk Elmer Fudd
:lol:

[razorboy]

Rhode Island accent has been described to me as a drunk Elmer Fudd
:lol:

Drunk Elmer Fudd accent has been described to me as sober Guido.

[yojimbo7248]

It's unacceptable to punch a woman. How hotheaded/drunk/stupid do you have to be to punch a woman a) in public and b) who you know is on camera?


punching a woman is bad enough but on camera? that's what gets me about all of these people on the show. Are they aware they are on camera? obviously they are. the three women off the boardwalk who immediately stripped down in the hottub, Snickers, hell, all of them - you all are being shown to millions of people.

[TripleSkeet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

Please please please somebody make this a sig pic for me??????

[TheMojoPin]

Is that doughy guy between them a bouncer? He gets a little blowback. Maybe The Situation gets rocked by the staff after that.

[underdog]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

So, it's never ok to hit a woman.

But you KNOW she's the type of woman who just runs her mouth all the time because she never has fear of being hit, worse than any man. Any man stops at some point because they know they'll be hit.

[JerseyRich]

I think he just wanted to jack that fake Ed Hardy hat from her and couldn't think of another way to do it...

"I know...I'll punch her in the face and take it!"

[TripleSkeet]

punching a woman is bad enough but on camera? that's what gets me about all of these people on the show. Are they aware they are on camera? obviously they are. the three women off the boardwalk who immediately stripped down in the hottub, Snickers, hell, all of them - you all are being shown to millions of people.

Dude, thats why they do it. They arent stupid. They want to make sure they do something outrageous enough to be on tv. This guy probably got a fine and maybe some probation, but now everyone will know his as the guy that punched out that fat annoying guido chick. Im sure to him it was well worth it.

[mikeyboy]

punching a woman is bad enough but on camera? that's what gets me about all of these people on the show. Are they aware they are on camera? obviously they are. the three women off the boardwalk who immediately stripped down in the hottub, Snickers, hell, all of them - you all are being shown to millions of people.

Presumably, everyone one the show whose face isn't blurred out (like the heavy girl who was dancing with Vinnie) gave their consent to be on the show. Who knows whether consent was obtained before or after, but the cameras don't appear to be hidden cameras, so I assume these people realize they are being filmed.

[TripleSkeet]

Is that doughy guy between them a bouncer? He gets a little blowback. Maybe The Situation gets rocked by the staff after that.

The Situation isnt the guy that hit her, you know that right?

[underdog]

I think he just wanted to jack that fake Ed Hardy hat from her and couldn't think of another way to do it...

"I know...I'll punch her in the face and take it!"

It's called Hat Removing.

And I'm a firm believer that anyone wearing Ed Hardy should be punched in the face.

[razorboy]

Is that doughy guy between them a bouncer? He gets a little blowback. Maybe The Situation gets rocked by the staff after that.

I'm pretty sure that's Crazed.

[drusilla]

that's not the situation. that's some random dude (from new york) who stole her drink. i guess she was going after him about that & he popped her.

[yojimbo7248]

Presumably, everyone one the show whose face isn't blurred out (like the heavy girl who was dancing with Vinnie) gave their consent to be on the show. Who knows whether consent was obtained before or after, but the cameras don't appear to be hidden cameras, so I assume these people realize they are being filmed.

heavy girl seems to be the only one with sense enough not to give consent

[Aggie]

shit, she got clocked!!! :blink::ohmy:

[underdog]

I cannot stop watching this clip.

She must have dropped the a-bomb because his face went from alright to punching her in a second.

[TheMojoPin]

The Situation isnt the guy that hit her, you know that right?

They all look the same.

[mikeyboy]

Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right? Check out the douche in the back sipping his drink.

[underdog]

Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right?

If by Zapruder film, you mean porn, then yes, I am.

[mikeyboy]

They all look the same.

racist

[TheMojoPin]

I'm pretty sure that's Crazed.

Really? Whoever that is looks chunky to me in that clip. I think I'm going blind.

[TheMojoPin]

racist

sailor.

[underdog]

Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right? Check out the douche in the back sipping his drink.

I see three of the guys in that clip.

[mikeyboy]

If by Zapruder film, you mean porn, then yes, I am.

Are you finished yet?

[underdog]

Are you finished yet?

Nope.

[mikeyboy]

I see three of the guys in that clip.

Oh yeah. There's Paulie on the left. Is that Ronnie in the hat?

[TripleSkeet]

Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right? Check out the douche in the back sipping his drink.

Im sitting at work watching it over and over just laughing my ass off. So far Ive seen The Situation on the right, Vinny right behind the guy swinging and Paulys blowout head on the left.

[underdog]

Oh yeah. There's Paulie on the left. Is that Ronnie in the hat?

It kind of looks like him, but he's wearing a shirt so it couldn't possibly be him.

[underdog]

Can someone slow this clip down?

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sailorguido.jpg

[A.J.]

Is anyone else watching that clip over and over again like the Zapruder film? Is that The Situation on the far right? Check out the douche in the back sipping his drink.

It's strangely hypnotic. Reminds me of Chappelle as Rick James getting hit by Charlie Murphy.

[razorboy]

When are you two going to just kill the sexual tension and hook up?

[mikeyboy]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/sailorguido.jpg

:laugh::lol::clap::laugh::lol::clap:

[JerseyRich]

Can someone slow this clip down?

Done

http://richstillwell.com/guidette.gif

[Aggie]

he just snaps! he didn't even do a full pull back of his arm, it's a quick shot.

[Marc with a c]

he just snaps! he didn't even do a full pull back of his arm, it's a quick shot.

nine pounds of pressure baby.

[Kevin]

sailor.



Maybe that is what she called the guy.

That could lead a man to lose his mind and punch a woman.

[razorboy]

Fist pumping like a champ.

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe that is what she called the guy.

That could lead a man to lose his mind and punch a woman.

Good point. Look at the instant look of rage and disgust on his face. That's exactly what happens if someone screams "SAILOR!!!" at you.

[Snoogans]

maybe she threatened to cut his hair

[Marc with a c]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

[disneyspy]

she probably spent half the night with another guy

[newport king]

i swear to god thursday cant get here fast enough

[JerseyRich]

Good point. Look at the instant look of rage and disgust on his face. That's exactly what happens if someone screams "SAILOR!!!" at you.

I bet she said:

"Your fauxhawk is worse than Franklyn's!!!"

[Snoogans]

she probably spent half the night with another guy

my favorite part is he kept callin Ronnie his boy after Ronnie dogged his chick

[Snoogans]

I bet she said:

"Your fauxhawk is worse than Franklyn's!!!"

stop tryin so hard, snickers

[disneyspy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

no one has this as an avie yet? shame

[JerseyRich]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/guidette.gif

Keep up Champ.

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