MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[Marc with a c]

good to see that me and Sammi were school mates. ugh.

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=8708&highlight=famous+high+school+grads

[Kevin]

All these girls are fucking ugly.

even the pool skanks.

[Death Metal Moe]

you ain't ready for this jelly. move along.

No problem at all.

[hammersavage]

so many haters, yo

[Marc with a c]

situation is worldwide.

[TheMojoPin]

I had to bail.

[Marc with a c]

I had to bail.

so many haters, yo

holla

[hammersavage]

oh Angelina, you don't know how this works.


she will fuck before 11:45

[Mitch&Murray]

Rockin plenty of Ed Hardy.
Shocking.

[hammersavage]

Its So Fuckin On!!!

[Marc with a c]

how could you bail mojo? you're breaking my heart.

[hammersavage]

That was exactly how my grandparents met. Weird.

[JerseyRich]

I'm so glad schnickees is staying...I'd pound dat.

[hammersavage]

right as rain you are Richie

[Marc with a c]

holy shit. "the situations" jim halpert was fucking hilarious.

[JerseyRich]

I think Jwoww's breasts are not natural...

Just sayin.

[hammersavage]

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

[weekapaugjz]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[drusilla]

oh my god i just fucking lost it

i'm sitting in my apartment alone laughing out loud like a maniac

[hammersavage]

she's classy.

[Sarge]

That was great

[TheMojoPin]

how could you bail mojo? you're breaking my heart.

It burns, it burns, it burrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssss.

[hammersavage]

it was just like Brandi M.

[weekapaugjz]

oh my god i just fucking lost it

i'm sitting in my apartment alone laughing out loud like a maniac

same here. but i'm at work alone.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v-zWDIlT3zQ/Sc_MeIvTzQI/AAAAAAAACWQ/nv1XqRoCp0s/s400/haterade.gif

[JerseyRich]

"I'm not gonna kiss you cuz you got throw up breath"

[hammersavage]

boy, this Armored looks good

[Marc with a c]

that was a great break.

[JerseyRich]

We should count the number of times they say "Oh my gawg...I was wasted...WASTED!"

[hammersavage]

Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message

[JerseyRich]

"You got pink eye...whateva...just take some medication"

[hammersavage]

dat shit's airborn

[JerseyRich]

dat shit's airborn

It's just what happens when you dance under some old skank's ass.

[Marc with a c]

situation just did angelina.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I refuse to watch this show, but this thread is entertaining.

[weekapaugjz]

i don't want to wait a week for the next fucking episode.

[Marc with a c]

It's just what happens when you dance under some old skank's ass.

particle's baby!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

situation just did angelina.

Did he look like Rambo?

[weekapaugjz]

I refuse to watch this show, but this thread is entertaining.

just do it. it's fantastic.

[hammersavage]

Maybe if you lost 10 pounds you skank. Oooooo

[Marc with a c]

Did he look like Rambo?

with his shirt off.

just cause my hair's spiky doesn't mean ima bitch.

[hammersavage]

who's in for the .net shore house next year. we can live this show.

[Marc with a c]

just do it. it's fantastic.

there's no way you can jump in now without the backstory. the layers to this show are amazing.

[Marc with a c]

who's in for the .net shore house next year. we can live this show.

there's no way i'm leaving pa without my hair gel.

[JerseyRich]

You gotta make sure you wait til the last minute to shirt up...so you don't get the juice on ya!

[underdog]

who's in for the .net shore house next year. we can live this show.

That shit is sick, kid.

[hammersavage]

Jwoww does having slammin titties

[Tenbatsuzen]

just do it. it's fantastic.

As someone who worked at MTV's beach house in Seaside, I can't. It's PTSD - I'll be like a vietnam vet at the memorial.

[JerseyRich]

I might have to get a "I <3 Situation" shirt for the Xmas party

[JerseyRich]

Ham and wahhta...

[JerseyRich]

Club Bamboo brings nuttin' but the heartaches.

[weekapaugjz]

Oh Shit!

[JerseyRich]

Jwoww does having slammin titties

ARe you playing a drinking game without us?

[Kevin]

The situation does not look good for the situation.

[Marc with a c]

"ronnie ronnie ronnie"

"sammi whadya want?"

[hammersavage]

The situation does not look good for the situation.

exactly what a hater would say.




and an albanian

[drusilla]

this show makes me want pizza

[Marc with a c]

The situation does not look good for the situation.

i am so confused by this sentence.

[JerseyRich]

"I was like...What? Diz iz goin on right now?"

[hammersavage]

it only takes another guy holding him back to punch another man in the face

[JerseyRich]

SNap....yea. That's what happens.


You can't write this shit people.

[Marc with a c]

he got fred'd

[TheMojoPin]

this show makes me want pizza

Is that code for sloppy guido group sex?

THIS SHOW HAS KILLED MY BRAIN.

[hammersavage]

if a girls a slut, she should be abused.



finally i can agree with something

[drusilla]

Is that code for sloppy guido group sex?

THIS SHOW HAS KILLED MY BRAIN.

i just puked in my mouth a little

[TheMojoPin]

Is The Situation the 29-year-old? Because he looks like he's Gvac-years-old.

[Mitch&Murray]

Yo I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!

[JerseyRich]

Someone's gonna get Cruel Circused on this show...I can feel it yo.

[JerseyRich]

Is The Situation the 29-year-old? Because he looks like he's Gvac-years-old.

Hater.

[Marc with a c]

Is The Situation the 29-year-old? Because he looks like he's Gvac-years-old.

he's back baby he's back. we missed you.

and paul d is 29, not sure how old the situation is, that tan ages the guidos kind of like them injuns.

[hammersavage]

how old is he in guido years?

[hammersavage]

Sammi must be some kind of dyke bitch to pass up The Situation

[hammersavage]

wow. i am truly drained. this was epic television.

[TheMojoPin]

The shore looks like it's made of farts and sadness.

[JerseyRich]

I hope MLC calls into the show tomorrow with is asessment...

It might be good for a little DENSHUNNNNNN!

[drusilla]

holy shit i want to watch the entire season right now

[Marc with a c]

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
SNICKER GOT SNOOKERED BY A GUY.

that was nuts.

[Sarge]

She got lit up

[Marc with a c]

I hope MLC calls into the show tomorrow with is asessment...

It might be good for a little DENSHUNNNNNN!

ichiban tomorrow is sammi hooking up with ronnie and the situation in the same night.

[hammersavage]

holy shit i want to watch the entire season right now

so bad.


she took a shot to the snooker

[Marc with a c]

wow. i am truly drained. this was epic television.

i'm starting this season over again next week, and vow to watch it at least twice a year every year.

[TheMojoPin]

The preview was looking like six kinds of awesome until the 'roid head cold cocked one of the girls.

[drusilla]

dino just got home from work. i will now watch the entire episode over again.

[hammersavage]

i'm starting this season over again next week, and vow to watch it at least twice a year every year.

good call.

The preview was looking like six kinds of awesome until the 'roid head cold cocked one of the girls.

until? what is your problem, hater?

[Marc with a c]

dino just got home from work. i will now watch the entire episode over again.

i'll be right over with some sloppy guido group sex.

[TheMojoPin]

i'll be right over with some sloppy guido group sex.

Lemme get a slice of that pizza.

[hammersavage]

there's a fred'd going on?

[Marc with a c]

i'm going to rewatch it and re-read the thread at the same time.

[hammersavage]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22944/357/9/n100000520534081_4486.jpg

[drusilla]

sorry i know his name is dino, but he's not an i-tai

[drusilla]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22944/357/9/n100000520534081_4486.jpg

did you just become her facebook friend?

schnickers is on there too

[weekapaugjz]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22944/357/9/n100000520534081_4486.jpg

i think i'm in love with jwoww.

[hammersavage]

she's into malakas, dino

[Marc with a c]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg

[hammersavage]

did you just become her facebook friend?

schnickers is on there too

i def want to be snickers friend

i like that barb called her chubby Christina Aguilera

[drusilla]

i def want to be snickers friend

i like that barb called her chubby Christina Aguilera

my friend called her a tanned puggle

[Tenbatsuzen]

sorry i know his name is dino, but he's not an i-tai

Italians aren't smart enough to be doctors.

[drusilla]

i def want to be snickers friend



sent you the link

[Marc with a c]

i can't wait for the soup this week.

[Chigworthy]

I'm watching this now. Is tri-state just llousy with these guido-types? What the hell are they?

[jennysmurf]

I'm watching this now. Is tri-state just llousy with these guido-types? What the hell are they?

Well, so far they have representatives from Staten Island, the Bronx, and New Jersey. So, I'd say yes. I saw a few in Connecticut when I used to live there, so I think it's spreading! Aiieeeeeeee!!

[weekapaugjz]

I'm watching this now. Is tri-state just llousy with these guido-types? What the hell are they?

don't let anyone fool you. everyone from new jersey is like that.

[jennysmurf]

I've made it through 31 minutes of this dreck. Is it too early in the game to hate all of them?

[JerseyRich]

I've made it through 31 minutes of this dreck. Is it too early in the game to hate all of them?

That's plenty of time.

[JerseyRich]

NJ, RI, Long Island, Staten Island, The Bronx, Poughkeepsie...

Everyone is exactly like that. EVERYONE.

[Freitag]

NJ, RI, Long Island, Staten Island, The Bronx, Poughkeepsie...

Everyone is exactly like that. EVERYONE.


Those goons from Providence cause bigtime problems in Belmar.

[A.J.]

Well, so far they have representatives from Staten Island, the Bronx, and New Jersey. So, I'd say yes. I saw a few in Connecticut when I used to live there, so I think it's spreading! Aiieeeeeeee!!

So you've been to East Haven, CT then?

[yojimbo7248]

I ended up liking them more than I thought I would. Nicole is good for comedy and Vinny is easily the most likable of the bunch. yeah, I'll watch this. I usually hate MTV and the Real World stuff but this is interesting.

[foodcourtdruide]

I can't believe how much you guys like this show. This is basically a show about all the annoying people I've been avoiding my whole life. I grew up in Astoria, Queens and they were there. I moved to Whitestone, Queens and they were there. Now, I live on Staten Island, and they are here.

[Mitch&Murray]

So you've been to Eastaven, CT then?

fixed for pronunciation
:laugh:

[A.J.]

fixed for pronunciation
:laugh:

Actually, it's "Staven".

[JerseyRich]

I can't believe how much you guys like this show. This is basically a show about all the annoying people I've been avoiding my whole life. I grew up in Astoria, Queens and they were there. I moved to Whitestone, Queens and they were there. Now, I live on Staten Island, and they are here.

I think you're just denying the fact that you ARE one of them!

[Misteriosa]

i tried to watch some of that last night. i lasted bout 5 mins before i had the overwhelming urge to shoot my tv. :dry:

[Marc with a c]

why you hatin'?

[Furtherman]

NJ, RI, Long Island, Staten Island, The Bronx, Poughkeepsie...

Everyone is exactly like that. EVERYONE.


It was nice to see the one I could probably hold a conversation with was from Staten Island.

Hippo must be so proud.

Rhode Island must want to sink into the sea.

[JerseyRich]

why you hatin'?

She's mad cuz "Jwoww" is a celebrity reprezentin' da Bronx.

[Mitch&Murray]

Actually, it's "Staven".

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[Misteriosa]

She's mad cuz "Jwoww" is a celebrity reprezentin' da Bronx.

i went to hs with these types... i was having painful flashbacks. :glurps:

[foodcourtdruide]

I think you're just denying the fact that you ARE one of them!

My life is a lie!

[foodcourtdruide]

i tried to watch some of that last night. i lasted bout 5 mins before i had the overwhelming urge to shoot my tv. :dry:

I seriously want to move to the west coast.

[mikeyboy]

I DVRed it so I would have something to talk about with you folks when the conversation at the Christmas party got awkward. I'm only through the first half. Vinny is a younger Pitzy.

[A.J.]

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Wow - -I haven't heard that in years. So true.

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[Marc with a c]

I DVRed it so I would have something to talk about with you folks when the conversation at the Christmas party got awkward. I'm only through the first half. Vinny is a younger Pitzy.

ok ronnie.

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[mikeyboy]

whatever.

The Situation is 27, by the way (http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast.jhtml)

[ralphbxny]

i went to hs with these types... i was having painful flashbacks. :glurps:

Same here, and I think thats why I love the show, to see these people implode.
I am fuckin hooked.

[Marc with a c]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

im totally putting that on my celing.

[Furtherman]

I DVRed it so I would have something to talk about with you folks when the conversation at the Christmas party got awkward.

Here's how you'll know....

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

"Hey, which is the best season of Real World?"

[JerseyRich]

im totally putting that on my celing.

It's totally going next to my duck phone and beanbag chair.

[Marc with a c]

I DVRed it so I would have something to talk about with you folks when the conversation at the Christmas party got awkward.

barb's coming?

[mikeyboy]

barb's coming?

Never gets old.

I just found your Christmas gift (http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/27476/Saved-by-the-Bell-Season-12--Season-34-or-Season-5-DVD-Set-10-Each)

[CountryBob]

how you doin?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg

Damn I am so glad that there are just rednecks down here.
Not including Mikey.

[drusilla]

I can't believe how much you guys like this show. This is basically a show about all the annoying people I've been avoiding my whole life. I grew up in Astoria, Queens and they were there. I moved to Whitestone, Queens and they were there. Now, I live on Staten Island, and they are here.

that's because we're laughing at them, not with them

i can't imagine anyone not finding this shit hysterical

[drusilla]

She's mad cuz "Jwoww" is a celebrity reprezentin' da Bronx.

she's from LI. pitz has seen her at clubs before. (of course)

[yojimbo7248]

that's because we're laughing at them, not with them

How can you not love a guy who refers to himself in the third person as 'The Situation'?

[Marc with a c]

i can't imagine anyone not finding this shit hysterical

exactly, thank you.

[JerseyRich]

she's from LI. pitz has seen her at clubs before. (of course)

My bad. I mistook Ronnie and Jwoww...they both have huge chesticles.

[hammersavage]

Never gets old.




Ever.

[Freitag]

My bad. I mistook Ronnie and Jwoww...they both have huge chesticles.

Are the worthy of the Fridays Seal of Approval?

[JerseyRich]

Are the worthy of the Fridays Seal of Approval?

They are huge and fake looking, so yea.

Top left:

http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//mtv-jersey-shore.JPG

[A.J.]

Are the worthy of the Fridays Seal of Approval?

They are huge and fake looking, so yea.

:laugh:

[Freitag]

They are huge and fake looking, so yea.

Top left:

http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//mtv-jersey-shore.JPG

I'm at work. I will judge later.

[Snoogans]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/11/guidos111109.jpg

greatest show ever

i cant wait to find out who that was that punched snickers in the face. I think it was ronnie

[JerseyRich]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/11/guidos111109.jpg

greatest show ever

i cant wait to find out who that was that punched snickers in the face. I think it was ronnie

You mess with the bull, you get the horns, schnickees.

[mikeyboy]

Are there lots of Guidos in Rhode Island?

[underdog]

Are there lots of Guidos in Rhode Island?

Yes.

Rhode Island is everything bad about Massachusetts and New York mixed.

[foodcourtdruide]

that's because we're laughing at them, not with them

i can't imagine anyone not finding this shit hysterical

I lived it!!!

[underdog]

Are there lots of Guidos in Rhode Island?

Former Mayor of Providence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Cianci)

[drusilla]

I lived it!!!

i know dude, i'm from whitestone. this show is one of the main reasons i don't hang out with anyone i grew up with.

[drusilla]

http://jwoww.com

[Marc with a c]

Are there lots of Guidos in Rhode Island?

i don't know, but i do know in rhode island when they stop their chrome keeps spinning.

[Freitag]

Yes.

Rhode Island is everything bad about Massachusetts and New York mixed.

I just imagine a cross between you and Mafia Life Chris and just got very, very ill.

[A.J.]

Are there lots of Guidos in Rhode Island?

I think Drjoek is Irish.

[A.J.]

Rhode Island is everything bad about Massachusetts and New York mixed.

That may be the best description I've ever heard.

[Marc with a c]

I just imagine a cross between you and Mafia Life Chris and just got very, very ill.

i imagined the same thing and you were the outcome.

[~Katja~]

I'm at work. I will judge later.
totally fake
http://jwoww.com/content/bianco1.jpg

[underdog]

I just imagine a cross between you and Mafia Life Chris and just got very, very ill.

One of the few things I have going for me is a complete lack of Boston accent.

i imagined the same thing and you were the outcome.

Ouch.

[A.J.]

totally fake

But they look so real!

FAIL.

[TheMojoPin]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_1/throw_up.jpg

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/jersey_shore_1_1/pound.jpg

[Aggie]

i didn't get to watch last night but recorded it. by the size of this thread i think i'm in for a weekend treat. can't wait!!!

[Snoogans]

i wish it was fake. Its not. This is actually how most of these jerkoffs that go down to seaside act, even with no cameras. They arent as nuts when i come across them in there home towns. but down the shore, they just act like maniacs

[TheMojoPin]

Snoogans had a good idea of how they should just turn this truly into the guido version of The Real World and set a different group of Jersey Shore guidos somewhere guido-free in the country each year.

[Mitch&Murray]

Snoogans had a good idea of how they should just turn this truly into the guido version of The Real World and set a different group of Jersey Shore guidos somewhere guido-free in the country each year.

Keep them in that shithole New Jersey where they belong.

[Snoogans]

Keep them in that shithole New Jersey where they belong.

come on man. how funny would it be to take 8 guido tools and give them a beach house in like South Carolina. Those people wouldnt know what the fuck to do

[Marc with a c]

Snoogans had a good idea of how they should just turn this truly into the guido version of The Real World and set a different group of Jersey Shore guidos somewhere guido-free in the country each year.

you can take the guido out of jersey, but you can't take jersey out of a guido.

[Marc with a c]

come on man. how funny would it be to take 8 guido tools and give them a beach house in like South Carolina. Those people wouldnt know what the fuck to do

it wouldn't be good, guido's need other guido's to push them into their awesomeness. they would just become regular italians if you took them out of their element.

[JerseyRich]

Everyone go and see Pitzy!

http://jwoww.com/content/bianco1.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

it wouldn't be good, guido's need other guido's to push them into their awesomeness. they would just become regular italians if you took them out of their element.

They'd have each other. Make it a group of, say, 10 guidos. That should be enough for them to sustain their guido-ness off of each other.

[Snoogans]

it wouldn't be good, guido's need other guido's to push them into their awesomeness. they would just become regular italians if you took them out of their element.

but they would have the 7 other guidos from the house to do that. Even before they went out, look how crazy they all got. It would be something

[Marc with a c]

one only gets the true essence of a guido when they are amognst other like minded guidos.

[yojimbo7248]

it's pretty insane how those three women came off the boardwalk, got in the hottub, took off their clothes, and basically were willing to fuck complete strangers 15 minutes after meeting them with an MTV camera filming everything up to the actual sex. And we wonder why most of the rest of the world think our young people are bubble heads with zero self respect or morals.

[Mitch&Murray]

http://www.guidofistpump.com (http://www.guidofistpump.com/)

[Snoogans]

DJ Pauly D

28 - Johnston, RI

Pauly D is Rhode Island's most well known DJ and keeps a tanning bed in his house. He orders gel by the case and does his hair twice a day--once in the morning and once before hitting the town. For Pauly D, cleanliness is close to godliness, so he is not sure how he's going to handle living with roommates.


what a terrible bio

[TheMojoPin]

it's pretty insane how those three women came off the boardwalk, got in the hottub, took off their clothes, and basically were willing to fuck complete strangers 15 minutes after meeting them with an MTV camera filming everything up to the actual sex. And we wonder why most of the rest of the world think our young people are bubble heads with zero self respect or morals.

It's shows like this that really make you stop and pause and think for an instant that maybe the terrorists are right.

[A.J.]

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

http://www.guidofistpump.com (http://www.guidofistpump.com/)

If Mark went Guido?

http://www.guidofistpump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/xboxguido.jpg

[PhishHead]

I will be watching it this weekend but I just want to note so you guys stop bashing jersey, yes they are all visiting NJ for the shore, but they are all from Staten Island.

[Marc with a c]

I will be watching it this weekend but I just want to note so you guys stop bashing jersey, yes they are all visiting NJ for the shore, but they are all from Staten Island.

whatever makes you feel better garden state.

[Snoogans]

I will be watching it this weekend but I just want to note so you guys stop bashing jersey, yes they are all visiting NJ for the shore, but they are all from Staten Island.

1 is from jersey, 1 is from Rhode Island

[PhishHead]

1 is from jersey, 1 is from Rhode Island

I thought he was born in jersey and moved to staten island, and least thats what the magazine article I read about the show.

[mikeyboy]

If Mark went Guido?

http://www.guidofistpump.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/xboxguido.jpg

I would be so happy if Marc showed up at the party with a blowback hairstyle.

[JerseyRich]

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[TheMojoPin]

OK, now I understand why they usually just stick to the fist pump.

[Snoogans]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e172b970c-800wi

[A.J.]

Nice pit stain.

[JerseyRich]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e172b970c-800wi


Wow that was quick.

[Snoogans]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e233a970c-800wi

[red_red_red]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e233a970c-800wi
:laugh:


i can't decide if i love or hate these people

[JerseyRich]

:laugh:


i can't decide if i love or hate these people

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[Snoogans]

:laugh:


i can't decide if i love or hate these people

i think thats the whole world. This show must have gotten massive ratings


i cant believe i missed this on the wall:

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e3433970c-800wi


why wouldnt they?

[red_red_red]

i think thats the whole world. This show must have gotten massive ratings


i cant believe i missed this on the wall:

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e3433970c-800wi


why wouldnt they?
you know what really got me dying? when they are in that store they work in and all those Jersey tees are in the background...find those, it's just hysterical :thumbup:

[TheMojoPin]

Cadillac will be suing MTV shortly.

[Marc with a c]

Cadillac will be suing MTV shortly.

italy should too.

[Snoogans]

you know what really got me dying? when they are in that store they work in and all those Jersey tees are in the background...find those, it's just hysterical :thumbup:

i lvoe how one of them was late for work when the deck at their house is the ROOF OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT

[JerseyRich]

Got this shirt for Marc and Hammer:

http://www.aspetto.com/assets/images/shirt-fbi-mini.jpg

[A.J.]

i think thats the whole world. This show must have gotten massive ratings


i cant believe i missed this on the wall:

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e3433970c-800wi


why wouldnt they?

Holy merda. Please tell me there is a Mary On The Half Shell out front.

[TheMojoPin]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e233a970c-800wi

That's how you get pink eye.

[red_red_red]

i lvoe how one of them was late for work when the deck at their house is the ROOF OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT
i don't know their names, but the bitchy chick who goes up to the roof and demands that THE SITUATION get his ass downstairs and hang with his roomies..what a pushy bitch, who acts like that? i was all OMG SOMEONE SMACK HER!!

[Marc with a c]

i don't know their names, but the bitchy chick who goes up to the roof and demands that THE SITUATION get his ass downstairs and hang with his roomies..what a pushy bitch, who acts like that? i was all OMG SOMEONE SMACK HER!!




that would be angelia, the self proclaimed kim kardashian of staten island.

[JerseyRich]

i don't know their names, but the bitchy chick who goes up to the roof and demands that THE SITUATION get his ass downstairs and hang with his roomies..what a pushy bitch, who acts like that? i was all OMG SOMEONE SMACK HER!!




Angelina "Jolie"

[yojimbo7248]

that would be angelia, the self proclaimed kim kardashian of staten island.

that's Angelina. she has a boyfriend but will fuck anyone when she's drunk. doesn't bode well for her relationship

[JerseyRich]

that's Angelina. she has a boyfriend but will fuck anyone when she's drunk. doesn't bode well for her relationship

I might actually think a little less of you now Chris for actually enjoying this show...I thought you were better.

[Marc with a c]

not sure if this amazingness has been posted yet.

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[yojimbo7248]

I might actually think a little less of you now Chris for actually enjoying this show...I thought you were better.

I'm hating myself for liking it, too. damn you, MTV.

[JerseyRich]

I'm hating myself for liking it, too. damn you, MTV.


Well let's be honest...we're gonna be like a bunch of girls next weekend...freaking out as we talk about this show.

[mikeyboy]

Right after I graduated from college, a buddy of mine from New Jersey had a share house in Belmar for the summer and I stayed there for one weekend. Fucking unreal. I also looked unbelievably out of place.

[Mitch&Murray]

Right after I graduated from college, a buddy of mine from New Jersey had a share house in Belmar for the summer and I stayed there for one weekend. Fucking unreal. I also looked unbelievably out of place.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
yeah, sure you didnt fit in!

[yojimbo7248]

Well let's be honest...we're gonna be like a bunch of girls next weekend...freaking out as we talk about this show.

can't wait. seriously, for shit tv is sure dished out good crap for the first episode - fights, drunkenness, betrayal, ridiculous promoscuity, all in a heavy marinara sauce of idiocy

[yojimbo7248]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
yeah, sure you didnt fit in!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Snoogans]

i don't know their names, but the bitchy chick who goes up to the roof and demands that THE SITUATION get his ass downstairs and hang with his roomies..what a pushy bitch, who acts like that? i was all OMG SOMEONE SMACK HER!!




that would be angelia, the self proclaimed kim kardashian of staten island.

can't wait. seriously, for shit tv is sure dished out good crap for the first episode - fights, drunkenness, betrayal, ridiculous promoscuity, all in a heavy marinara sauce of idiocy

imagine how great its gonna get then.

GUIDOS

[angrymissy]

Right after I graduated from college, a buddy of mine from New Jersey had a share house in Belmar for the summer and I stayed there for one weekend. Fucking unreal. I also looked unbelievably out of place.

A girl I work with recently stopped getting her sharehouse like last year. Jeff and his brother took me to Belmar ONCE when I first moved to NJ, to DJ'ais or whatever, we stood on line for like 1 min and I asked if we could please leave. Gross.

[yojimbo7248]

Well let's be honest...we're gonna be like a bunch of girls next weekend...freaking out as we talk about this show.

so, where are we getting together to talk about what a shit the Situation has been to Sweetheart? I am seeing Streetcar Named Desire earlier on 12 Dec but hope to swing by the parties afterward. Are you going to both?

[mikeyboy]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg
yeah, sure you didnt fit in!

Okay. Point taken. But imagine this group...

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/bt_group.jpg

with this guy tagging along...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/PDVD_191.jpg

[JerseyRich]

so, where are we getting together to talk about what a shit the Situation has been to Sweetheart? I am seeing Streetcar Named Desire earlier on 12 Dec but hope to swing by the parties afterward. Are you going to both?

I'm going to the important one.

http://jwoww.com/content/bianco1.jpg

[Kevin]

Okay. Point taken. But imagine this group...

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/bt_group.jpg

with this guy tagging along...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/PDVD_191.jpg



Good God..

I am embaressed to say that those are Albanian guidos.

[mikeyboy]

Good God..

I am embaressed to say that those are Albanian guidos.

How can you tell?

[Kevin]

How can you tell?



The hand signs that those douches are flashing is the Albanian Eagle and one has a necklace of one.

[red_red_red]

imagine how great its gonna get then.

GUIDOS
i think i'm having a Guido themed party for next week's episode and we're all going to talk loudly while being expressive with our hands, i will be passing out hair gel and lip gloss
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i19/chuckhenning/guido12-1.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

The hand signs that those douches are flashing is the Albanian Eagle and one has a necklace of one.

the drama of the petty personal battles draws me into ronfez.net but it's learning stuff like this that keeps me here. I had no idea that there are Albanian guidos and now I even know how to spot them.

[Kevin]

the drama of the petty personal battles draws me into ronfez.net but it's learning stuff like this that keeps me here. I had no idea that there are Albanian guidos and now I even know how to spot them.



Just embaressing.

[yojimbo7248]

I'm going to the important one.

http://jwoww.com/content/bianco1.jpg

Andy Warhol was a genius. 15 minutes of fame. holy shit, we are getting there so fast. JWOWW is the dj for the MTV release party? how long before we have a reality tv celebrity union? shit, you can make a career out of this. fly over to the UK, sign up for celebrity Big Brother, go work on your sex addiction with Dr. Drew, write a book about it, run for office.

[JimBeam]

that would be angelia, the self proclaimed kim kardashian of staten island.

Is she the one that descibes what a " guidette " is on the commercial ?

" Perfect hair, prefect skin, etc ... "

[yojimbo7248]

Just embaressing.

I know there is an Albanian-Italian connection because so many Albanians migrated to Italy after Hoxha died. are these guidos mostly Albanian-Italians or are they coming straight from Albania?

[hammersavage]

Thought about this show all day. wonder what The Situation's doing right now?

[Kevin]

I know there is an Albanian-Italian connection because so many Albanians migrated to Italy after Hoxha died. are these guidos mostly Albanian-Italians or are they coming straight from Albania?



Most are just Albanian Americans that were born here. Some from Albania some from Kosovo. The Italian and Albanian cultures are very simular.

[Snoogans]

Thought about this show all day. wonder what The Situation's doing right now?

prob the only thing he is good at.....selling t shirts

[JerseyRich]

I know there is an Albanian-Italian connection because so many Albanians migrated to Italy after Hoxha died. are these guidos mostly Albanian-Italians or are they coming straight from Albania?

Lots of Albanians speak Italian, right?
When I was in college, I took Italian, and there was this amazingly hot Albanian chick in the class that basically flew through everything we did...she was a good tutor too. :smoke:

[TheMojoPin]

Reasonable "serious" point/question on Videogum about this:

Here's my critique of the entire guido subculture-Unlike your juggalos, your standard rednecks-white trash, or people who are proud of being ghetto, guidos dont necessarily suffer from any sort of poverty-institutional, regional, or racially based poverty at all. Those other groups are in a way turning their marginalization into a badge of honor. These people seem to be from pretty standard middle class, stable environments-sure the singular ethnic nature of some of their neighborhoods might encourage a kind of non-mainstream culture but how does it get this extreme? I really doubt their parents even looked this ridiculous by 1980's standards.

[yojimbo7248]

Most are just Albanian Americans that were born here. Some from Albania some from Kosovo. The Italian and Albanian cultures are very simular.

interesting

[Kevin]

Lots of Albanians speak Italian, right?
When I was in college, I took Italian, and there was this amazingly hot Albanian chick in the class that basically flew through everything we did...she was a good tutor too. :smoke:



Yea, the base of the languages are the same also. So its very easy to learn either language when you speak one. And alot of Albanians speak Italian.

[Mitch&Murray]

Reasonable "serious" point/question on Videogum about this:

A serious point/question?

Why bother
Just point and laugh

[underdog]

Reasonable "serious" point/question on Videogum about this:

All their parents still look ridiculous. Did you see the mothers?

They all grew up in households with two living rooms and hideous styling. Their parents were the guidos of their day, too.

[bigtim666]

replays on right now

[Marc with a c]

when were the modern day guidos invented?

[JerseyRich]

when were the modern day guidos invented?

http://www.hottiegotti.com/media/wallpaper/family1-1024.jpg

[grlNIN]

I haven't watched this show but my FB blew up & i had no idea why until today. Apparently the "Sweetheart" one is from Hazlet, where i grew up.

She's 2 years younger than me so i wonder if she went to the same high school or if she just moved here.

Also, there is a girl in my class who is on a recent "True Life" docu, the "I'm Polyamorous" one. We're in a group project together, she's weird and empty-headed.

[Marc with a c]

http://www.hottiegotti.com/media/wallpaper/family1-1024.jpg

they helped for sure, but certainly didn't invent the movement.

[JerseyRich]

Maybe not...

But here's a tutorial if you want to join up.

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d794/d777/d744/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.hottiegotti.com/media/wallpaper/family1-1024.jpg

I have never seen one of these douches up close. Do they use lip gloss?

[BlackSpider]

I didn't read any of this thread.
Is this something I should watch, or do you have to be from Jersey...?

[JerseyRich]

I didn't read any of this thread.
Is this something I should watch, or do you have to be from Jersey...?

It helps...but it's certainly not a prerequisite.

[underdog]

I need a Cadillac tattoo running down my side.

[drusilla]

I know there is an Albanian-Italian connection because so many Albanians migrated to Italy after Hoxha died. are these guidos mostly Albanian-Italians or are they coming straight from Albania?

i actually know a prishtinali guido who owns an italian restaurant in new jersey. he was all proud cause they just filmed an episode of RHoNJ there this week.

there's tons of albanian guidos in the bronx though.

very odd how they're all so similar.

[Marc with a c]

I need a Cadillac tattoo running down my side.

you don't have one?


laugh and point.

[drusilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/PDVD_191.jpg

i can imagine that you were making that exact face the entire weekend

[underdog]

you don't have one?


laugh and point.

I do have a "The Situation Room" tattoo, though.

[underdog]

That was a terrible punch.

[Marc with a c]

That was a terrible punch.

so, it only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose.

[underdog]

I do not like this situation.

[underdog]

Watching snooker get punched in the preview for the season made me happy.

[booster11373]

Other then the "snooker" chick the others are not guido girls are they? Iknow/knew guido girls and those girls on the show dont remind me of them