MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[JimBeam]

INEVITABLE: ‘JERSEY SHORE’ PORN PARODY

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/01/inevitable-jersey-shore-porn-parody

There are a few other links on the side of that page.

[ANC]

I can't stop using the term "boombash" :laugh:

[Hottub]

INEVITABLE: ‘JERSEY SHORE’ PORN PARODY

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/01/inevitable-jersey-shore-porn-parody

There are a few other links on the side of that page.

This could be greater than Nailin' Palin!:thumbup:

[TjM]

She actually looks attractive.

Like it owed me money

[JimBeam]

Does anybody know what thread page that viewing blog was on ?

It was from a few weeks ago prior to this past episode.

I'm far too lazy to go back and view each one.

[TripleSkeet]

Does anybody know what thread page that viewing blog was on ?

It was from a few weeks ago prior to this past episode.

I'm far too lazy to go back and view each one.

I dont know if he put one up for the latest episode yet...

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-3.html#more

[JimBeam]

That's what I was looking for, thanks.

Yeah doesn't look like he updated it yet though.

Now I'll save it ot my favorites.

[TripleSkeet]

That's what I was looking for, thanks.

Yeah doesn't look like he updated it yet though.

Now I'll save it ot my favorites.

Its up...and its hilarious...
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/01/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-4.html

[mikeyboy]

Its up...and its hilarious...
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/01/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-4.html

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876a3721c970c-800wi

awesome

[A.J.]

Oh dear Jesus....

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876a37369970c-800wi

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876a3738c970c-800wi

[GregPointer]

I seen the show a couple times.

Are all you people from New Jersey like that?

[mikeyboy]

I seen the show a couple times.

Are all you people from New Jersey like that?

Every single one.

[joeybags]

and the whole state smells like shit

[GregPointer]

Every single one.

Dang!

I've only been as north as Maryland.

Guess I will keep out of New Jersey.

[mikeyboy]

Dang!

I've only been as north as Maryland.

Guess I will keep out of New Jersey.

wise move

[GregPointer]

wise move

In my family, I am known as the thinker.

[hammersavage]

its a good call

[GregPointer]

its a good call

You'd be dang right!

I make those calls.

Good calls.

[JerseyRich]

BAM! BOOBS!

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876a37676970c-pi

[joeybags]

i do love me some jwoww

[TripleSkeet]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876a3721c970c-800wi

awesome

That is definitely my new favorite gif

[Aggie]

what will happen to vinny tonight? tune in and find out...gotta get my pouf going.

[hammersavage]

speaking of poofs, i wonder what marcs doing right now

[JimBeam]

what will happen to vinny tonight? tune in and find out...gotta get my pouf going.

I know what won't happen.

He won't close the deal.

[Aggie]

speaking of poofs, i wonder what marcs doing right now

online shopping for a baby blue hollister shirt.

[Dude!]

I know what won't happen.

He won't close the deal.

you are mixing him up with
the situation

[JimBeam]

Oh yeah, my bad.

Not that Vinny's been hitting it out of the park either.

[Marc with a c]

speaking of poofs, i wonder what marcs doing right now

i'm not going through my bumpit collection like you are.

[Aggie]

i'm not going through my bumpit collection like you are.

i bet snickers poof is as fake as jwow's boobs...SHE USES BUMPITS!!!

[Marc with a c]

i bet snickers poof is as fake as jwow's boobs...SHE USES BUMPITS!!!

um. bite your tounge. that shit's real homegirl.

[mikeyboy]

I should get some of those Bumpits.

[Contra]

I should get some of those Bumpits.

Useless without pics

[joeybags]

Useless without pics

http://bumpitsightings.com/

[Marc with a c]

I should get some of those Bumpits.

you are a fucking bumpit.

[hammersavage]

speaking of poofs

[midwestjeff]

http://www.mtv.com/games/arcade/game/play.jhtml?arcadeGameId=10255829

[booster11373]

Aftershow tonight!!!

[Marc with a c]

Aftershow tonight!!!

fuck my butt. thank god.

[JerseyRich]

Let's do dis!

[disneyspy]

i dont think vinny used his tongue

[JerseyRich]

GTL Baby!

[Marc with a c]

i dont think vinny used his tongue

then he'll be fine.

[angrymissy]

Jeff is sleeping, do I dare violate our sacred martial trust and watch without him???!!!

[JerseyRich]

Hippo ALERT!

[booster11373]

That whole Boss's girl bit reaked of another producer set-up

[Marc with a c]

Jeff is sleeping, do I dare violate our sacred martial trust and watch without him???!!!

of course. you need to prioritize.

[disneyspy]

Jeff is sleeping, do I dare violate our sacred martial trust and watch without him???!!!

accidentally kick him

[Marc with a c]

Hippo ALERT!

they should just put the hippos on ignore like the rest of us?

[Marc with a c]

you have just excluded yourself from surf n turf night. you are also excluded from ravioli night n not to mention chicken cutlet night

[JerseyRich]

they should just put the hippos on ignore like the rest of us?
Sometimes hippos infiltrate.

[Marc with a c]

Sometimes hippos infiltrate.

as long as you don't quote them they'll stay hidden.

[JerseyRich]

Vinny's gonna fuck the Situation!

[Marc with a c]

Vinny's gonna fuck the Situation!

that's a fucking situation.

[JerseyRich]

you Stumpy Bastard!

[Marc with a c]

you Stumpy Bastard!

come on. enough.

you're acting like every jersey rich i know.

[JerseyRich]

Does this message board have a "Pure Creep Mode?"

[Marc with a c]

Does this message board have a "Pure Creep Mod?"

hottub.

[disneyspy]

Does this message board have a "Pure Creep Mode?"

i think jezo's name is ronny


edit:marc's was better

[JerseyRich]

hottub.

Good thing we have that mode disabled at v3

[Marc with a c]

Good thing we have that mod disabled at v3

nice. i would love to see that.

[hammersavage]

Rich has a Fred Flintstone cock

[JerseyRich]

nice. i would love to see that.

NEVER!

[JerseyRich]

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear to God.

[Marc with a c]

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear to God.

only cause guys like it.

[hammersavage]

What's wrong with you Snooki? You are completely void of even the smallest ounce of sexual appeal.

[JerseyRich]

Rich has a Fred Flintstone cock

That's the worst thing you could possibly do.

[Marc with a c]

What's wrong with you Snooki? You are completely void of even the smallest ounce of sexual appeal.

i dont know, she's got holes.

[Marc with a c]

hahahahahah

i fucking love the situation.

[JerseyRich]

I wonder what a Ronnie creep looks like.

[JerseyRich]

Giant Bodyguards!

BWAHAHAHAHHA!

Giant Grenade Bodyguards!

[disneyspy]

well if snickers hadnt been holdin that plate of bacon...

[booster11373]

Sneakers must give off such a vibe in person

[JerseyRich]

I can't wait to "test" you all on Feb 27th! (http://tinyurl.com/love4all)

[disneyspy]

ha shes so fat she called snookie a "little ass bitch"

[hammersavage]

These Michael Cera things are pretty funny

[booster11373]

These Michael Cera things are pretty funny

I still wont see that movie

[hammersavage]

I can't wait to "test" you all on Feb 27th! (http://tinyurl.com/love4all)

Worked

[Marc with a c]

These Michael Cera things are pretty funny

"alright, lets get in the hottub."

[JerseyRich]

Oh shit!
HIPPO TIT!

[Marc with a c]

the hippo's stomach was unseemly.

[Marc with a c]

"your not even italian."


hahahahahahahahah

[JerseyRich]

"Someone's gotta teach her to fight...or duck!"


HAHAHAHAH

[Marc with a c]

why did alex get arrested?

[JerseyRich]

I'm fuckin starvin. We got any zoo creachas?

[JerseyRich]

why did alex get arrested?

She wasn't Italian enough.

[JerseyRich]

Holy shit. Vinny speaks German?

[hammersavage]

When the Moores invaded Sicily

[Marc with a c]

She wasn't Italian enough.

i hope she gets the chair.

[Recyclerz]

I realize I'm late to this party but I'm watching the show for the first time. How is this any better or different than Jerry Springer?

[JerseyRich]

When the Moores invaded Sicily
Oh I'm sorry. It's the moops.

[JerseyRich]

I realize I'm late to this party but I'm watching the show for the first time. How is this any better or different than Jerry Springer?
http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[disneyspy]

I realize I'm late to this party but I'm watching the show for the first time. How is this any better or different than Jerry Springer?

this is jersey guidos,springer has alabama in breds

[Snoogans]

its what springer would be like if you let them all lose in seaside

[JerseyRich]

Don't these guys realize that Ed Hardy tshirts are targets on their backs for people wanting to fuck with them?

[Marc with a c]

Don't these guys realize that Ed Hardy tshirts are targets on their backs for people wanting to fuck with them?

fucking haters.

[Recyclerz]

this is jersey guidos,springer has alabama in breds

Good point. I guess, having grown up in Yonkers, guidos aren't exactly an exotic species for me. Except for the ink they haven't changed much in the last 30 years.

[JerseyRich]

Best Fuckin Fight on the Show so far!

[Marc with a c]

walking down the aisle? oh no ronnie.

[Snoogans]

that guy deserved every second of that pummeling. Ronnie woulda fuckin killed him if they didnt stop it

[disneyspy]

i would so ronnie you drunk punks

[booster11373]

What kind of people are these? Who goes around picking fights with people being followed by a camera crew?

[JerseyRich]

Ronnie is such a fuckin' gorilla. That guy had no chance.

[disneyspy]

What kind of people are these? Who goes around picking fights with people being followed by a camera crew?

seinfez is that you?

[JerseyRich]

What kind of people are these? Who goes around picking fights with people being followed by a camera crew?
You know the title of the program, correct?

[Snoogans]

You know the title of the program, correct?

i think he means the people who pick fights with them just cause the cameras are following them

[booster11373]

You know the title of the program, correct?

Im can understand guido on guido violence but why that guy did what he did......

[JerseyRich]

i think he means the people who pick fights with them just cause the cameras are following them

He's probably from Philly.

[disneyspy]

that guy couldnt even stand up on his own

[JerseyRich]

No No No No...like stop.

[hammersavage]

And you know, I can relate to her, having been punched in the face by a guy recently

[Marc with a c]

i hate sammi.

[hammersavage]

Their TV wedding is gonna make Princess Di's look like shit

[hammersavage]

i hate sammi.

For the way she treats your Ron Ron?

[disneyspy]

i hate sammi.

she cries more than fez,i bet those big ol fred flinstone toes of hers are fuckin soaked!

[Marc with a c]

For the way she treats your Ron Ron?

ronnie is not high on my list either.

1. sitchashun
2. jwoww
3. dj pauly d
4. vinny
5. ronnie
6. brad ferro
7. sammi

[Mitch&Murray]

Ronnie was a drink away from smacking Sammi on the boardwalk

[Marc with a c]

i hope she asks about the friggin duck phone.

[TripleSkeet]

What kind of people are these? Who goes around picking fights with people being followed by a camera crew?

It happens with the kids on The Real World every season now. Thats how they try to get their 15 minutes.

[Marc with a c]

"the ceranation" wasn't bad on the spot by vinny.

[TripleSkeet]

Just watched it. I think Pauly D. is now my favorite person on the show.

- Poor Snooki and Situation.....STILL cant get laid.

- That guy that Ronnie fucked up, you could tell he was a troublemaker and a pussy just by the look on his face at the bar. He got HOUSED.

- Im still trying to figure out what was the more annoying drama queen act. Sammi being personally offended because of her Flinstone toe, or Sammi saying she was "traumatized" by the gentle shove Ronnie did to shut her up.

For the record, thats not male on female abuse. Thats a guy trying to stop a fight before it starts. Just like Paulie and Ronnie getting the hippos in headlocks.

Another episode that didnt dissapoint.

[Space Edge]

I haven't read this thread in days and I don't feel like going back and reading but was this posted ?

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore Star Arrested (http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/01/06/exclusive-jersey-shore-star-arrested/)

[Fallon]

I forgot it was on.

I suck.

[Space Edge]

I forgot it was on.

I suck.

You can watch the full episodes on MTV.com

[Dude!]

You can watch the full episodes on MTV.com

or the re-airs
which are on like
all the time

[TripleSkeet]

One other thing....5 weeks in and I have yet to see one of these kids hit the beach. WTF kind of Jersey Shore summer is that?

[disneyspy]

One other thing....5 weeks in and I have yet to see one of these kids hit the beach. WTF kind of Jersey Shore summer is that?

snackers spent the night on the beach with that dude

and they have a tanning bed

[Space Edge]

One other thing....5 weeks in and I have yet to see one of these kids hit the beach. WTF kind of Jersey Shore summer is that?

The only beach "scene" they had so far is when Snooki's mom came to visit.

[TripleSkeet]

snackers spent the night on the beach with that dude

and they have a tanning bed

I didnt count that because in 34 years thats the first person I know to spend all night on a Jersey beach, with someone of the opposite sex, and still strike out.

[mikeyboy]

I haven't read this thread in days and I don't feel like going back and reading but was this posted ?

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore Star Arrested (http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/01/06/exclusive-jersey-shore-star-arrested/)

“I definitely felt out of place,” he says of being behind bars. “It’s definitely a place I never want to go back to again. Definitely a lesson learned.”

Definitely

[drusilla]

Don't these guys realize that Ed Hardy tshirts are targets on their backs for people wanting to fuck with them?

Seen tonight on my facebook front page from a chick I went to high school with who's married to another high school friend...

GIRL'S STATUS: Does anyone know where my husband can find a shirt like Ronnie's??
about an hour ago · Comment · Like

FIRST COMMENT: LoL... Is it cause Ronnie is from da Bronx too??
about an hour ago

GIRL RESPONDS: We like The Situations shirt too!!
about an hour ago

SECOND COMMENT: try POSH on crosby lol




and people up here ask me if jersey shore is real. :wallbash:

[drusilla]

I still wont see that movie

it's one of my all time favorite books (which isn't saying much cause I hate reading) & I'm really excited that Michael Cera is in the lead even though he's supposed to be 14. I'm nervous for it.

[TripleSkeet]

Seen tonight on my facebook front page from a chick I went to high school with who's married to another high school friend...

GIRL'S STATUS: Does anyone know where my husband can find a shirt like Ronnie's??
about an hour ago · Comment · Like

FIRST COMMENT: LoL... Is it cause Ronnie is from da Bronx too??
about an hour ago

GIRL RESPONDS: We like The Situations shirt too!!
about an hour ago

SECOND COMMENT: try POSH on crosby lol


and people up here ask me if jersey shore is real. :wallbash:

Funny you mention Facebook because it reminded me of a groups I saw titled "Thank you Ed Hardy for helping me recognize douchebags from a distance."

[joeybags]

The only beach "scene" they had so far is when Snooki's mom came to visit.

there is no time for the beach when you need to GTL ( gym tan laundry)

[JerseyRich]

Funny you mention Facebook because it reminded me of a groups I saw titled "Thank you Ed Hardy for helping me recognize douchebags from a distance."

Thank you.

Joined!

[ANC]

I saw a flyer at the liquor store yesterday promoting a party at the Casbah at the Taj Mahal in AC hosted by Mike "The Situation" and DJ Pauly D.

:lol:

[mikeyboy]

What's great is that now whenever some girl sees Sammi at a club and wants to start a fight with her, all they have to do is bring up her Fred Flintstone toe.

[Mitch&Murray]

I haven't read this thread in days and I don't feel like going back and reading but was this posted ?

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore Star Arrested (http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/01/06/exclusive-jersey-shore-star-arrested/)

Ronnies real name is Ortiz?
Hes NOT even Italian!!!

[TjM]

Ronnies real name is Ortiz?
Hes NOT even Italian!!!

:laugh:

[Enabler]

The previews for next week with Snackers falling headfirst off the stage in the club and getting called fat by Situation had me laughing hystericaly. That little guidette can not catch a break.

[booster11373]

Do these crews need to have permits to go around filming this show? because if they do I dont think SH will let them back for round 2 to much bad press for that town

[Mitch&Murray]

Do these crews need to have permits to go around filming this show? because if they do I dont think SH will let them back for round 2 to much bad press for that town



I'm sure they need permission.
Seaside Heights joined the long list denouncing the show last week.

[TripleSkeet]

Good to see JWoww learned alot from her friend getting drilled in the jaw by some lunatic guy. On the previews shes basically trying to punch The Situation in his face. Shes the exact type of girl I was talking about earlier that thinks shes walking around under a forcefield. Its a shame. One day shes gonna play that game with a Ferro type.

[TjM]

Is there any doubt Jwwow and Snookie end up working for the Bang Brothers

[A.J.]

Bill Simmons likens this weekend's playoff games to Jersey Shore characters. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100108) Well, a little bit anyway.

[TjM]

Bill Simmons likens this weekend's playoff games to Jersey Shore characters. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100108) Well, a little bit anyway.

Never post anything by that hack ass hole again. And for the love of god don't associate him with typical Boston fans

[disneyspy]

Bill Simmons likens this weekend's playoff games to Jersey Shore characters. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100108) Well, a little bit anyway.

the eagles are the drunk guys at the bar taunting the ronnie boys

[TripleSkeet]

the eagles are the drunk guys at the bar taunting the ronnie boys

Actually, after last week, I think thats kind of reversed. This week is when Ronnie stops walking and turns around.

[TonyStark]

I'm sure they need permission.
Seaside Heights joined the long list denouncing the show last week.

I have to imagine they get some type of boost though, whether it be tourism whatever. I guess we'll find out if the pull of money is stronger than sanity.

Round 2 would be epic because they'd definitely make it more outrageous than season 1.

[Space Edge]

'Snooki' to Leno: I Tried to Read 'Twilight' But There's No Pictures
(http://www.ivillage.com/snooki-jersey-shore-jay-leno-show/1-d-72483)
:ohmy:

[lleeder]

Snooki was on the news doing weather

[danlaroe]

ronnie had good ground and pound. that dude was a mess before the fight started. classic. and sammi is a cuuuuhuuuhhhhhhuuunt

[Fallon]

Snooki was on the news doing weather

The weatherman is a creep.

http://www.wpix.com/videobeta/watch/?watch=56b37735-6581-43ce-8108-5330f48ba39a

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[lleeder]

Her mom wasn't happy.

[disneyspy]

whats with the weathermans limp wrists?

[mikeyboy]

'Snooki' to Leno: I Tried to Read 'Twilight' But There's No Pictures
(http://www.ivillage.com/snooki-jersey-shore-jay-leno-show/1-d-72483)
:ohmy:

I can see why Leno's show is doing so poorly.

[Zipgun]

I do not have photoshop or the skills to do this, but can someone PLEEEEEEASE put these together for "I haz a bumpit"?

http://i45.tinypic.com/11r3nl1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12609743898 64
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/290/theybestealinmybucketseij5.jpg


It'll go viral.

[Crippler]

ronnie had good ground and pound. that dude was a mess before the fight started. classic. and sammi is a cuuuuhuuuhhhhhhuuunt

HAHAHA...that was my first thought, when he got to full mount I was laughing my ass off. I think he could have gotten the stoppage if he dropped some elbows, though.

[JimBeam]

Good to see JWoww learned alot from her friend getting drilled in the jaw by some lunatic guy. On the previews shes basically trying to punch The Situation in his face. Shes the exact type of girl I was talking about earlier that thinks shes walking around under a forcefield. Its a shame. One day shes gonna play that game with a Ferro type.

Exactly !

It's what I said when Sneakers got knocked out.

She was running her mouth like she thought she was untouchable royalty and Ferro showed her she wasn't ( although I don't agree w/ his methods ).

Then she gets messed with by the girls that call her fat.

Then she tries to act tough when the hippos were there and again would've gotten her ass kicked if not for the guys stepping in.

Same thing w/ Sammi while she was flapping her yap and Ronnie told her to shut it.

She thinks she can say what she wants because she's on TV and Ronnie's gonna save her.

She needs to be put in her place preferably by another female or in an extreme case a Ferro-esqu individual.

With guys it usually only takes one good ass kicking after talking smack to make them learn their lesson and it should work the same for females.

Sadly as we can see Sneakers didn't learn her lesson yet.

[ANC]

We don't live too far from where Sammi's from. I told the wife if I ever see her in a store I gotta shout out a "Yabba Dabba Doo!".. :lol:

[JimBeam]

We don't live too far from where Sammi's from. I told the wife if I ever see her in a store I gotta shout out a "Yabba Dabba Doo!".. :lol:

That'd be fantastic.

I like how her insult to the girl that was w/ the guy that Ronnie fought " Is that a sundress ? My mom wears one. "

Really ?

Is that the best you can do ?

While you're squeezing your fat ass and legs into some jeans shorts that you've worn on practically every episode ?

[TripleSkeet]

Exactly !

It's what I said when Sneakers got knocked out.

She was running her mouth like she thought she was untouchable royalty and Ferro showed her she wasn't ( although I don't agree w/ his methods ).

Then she gets messed with by the girls that call her fat.

Then she tries to act tough when the hippos were there and again would've gotten her ass kicked if not for the guys stepping in.

Same thing w/ Sammi while she was flapping her yap and Ronnie told her to shut it.

She thinks she can say what she wants because she's on TV and Ronnie's gonna save her.

She needs to be put in her place preferably by another female or in an extreme case a Ferro-esqu individual.

With guys it usually only takes one good ass kicking after talking smack to make them learn their lesson and it should work the same for females.

Sadly as we can see Sneakers didn't learn her lesson yet.

See I dont see the Snickers thing as the same. That dude was basically stealing their shots and she was saying something about it. What she was saying wasnt even very confrontational.

JWoww was actually punching this kid in his face. And she kept going after him. The lesson to be learned from Snickers getting punched is there are crazy fucking guys out there that dont play by the same rules as everyone else. So when you get that attitude that you can say and do whatever you want to a guy without consequence, you could be surprised by getting hit with that Snickers special.

I blame the MTV producers for that shit though. Here you have a female cast member going after one of the guys. Hes in a no win situation here. If he stands there he gets punched and looks like an idiot. If he touches her he looks like the bad guy. I mean Ronnie gave his girl a little push to try and end a fight and they were making him look like he fucking clotheslined her. If one of the guys lost his shit and start chasing around one of the girls, swinging at her and shit the camera guys and producers wouldve jumped right in and put a stop to it immediately.

[ANC]

That'd be fantastic.

I like how her insult to the girl that was w/ the guy that Ronnie fought " Is that a sundress ? My mom wears one. "

Really ?

Is that the best you can do ?

While you're squeezing your fat ass and legs into some jeans shorts that you've worn on practically every episode ?

Exactly.. The other one that got me was her saying:

"Don't even bother with that guy, he's like 30"

:annoyed:

[JimBeam]

Triple, but to me Sneakers was very hands in the face and " who are you, you're nobody " which I took to think she was " somebody " because she was on MTV.

And he wasn't stealing her shots he was taking the shots that Mike, probably reluctantly, bought.

She probably didn't pay for a thing.

But to show it's consistent w/ her was how she acted to the hippos.

And I heard the Sammi line to the hippos as " You don't even look Italian "

What the f does that even mean ?

She didn't have a mustache and hairy arms ?

I wake up every morning glad I don't look Italian.

Are you only allowed to be and/or look Italian to be in Seaside ?

We just found out her boyfriend Ronnie is probably part Spanish/Puerto Rican.

What does she say to that ?

[JimBeam]

And who is Sneakers to mock anybody ?

She's a fat little troll.

She's like a rectangle. She may be wider than she is tall.

[Dude!]

And who is Sneakers to mock anybody ?

She's a fat little troll.

She's like a rectangle. She may be wider than she is tall.

i can't wait until next week
when she asks for a roll!

[ANC]

i can't wait until next week
when she asks for a roll!

I did a spit take when I saw that... :lol:

[TripleSkeet]

Yea Sammi has zero wit when it comes to insults. But shes already shown shes an idiot so thats no surprise.

I did crack up when Mike used the rolls line. I mean its an old line and Ive used ti 100 times myself. But I never had anyone have the overdramatic freak out I saw in the previews.

[Snoogans]

I have to imagine they get some type of boost though, whether it be tourism whatever. I guess we'll find out if the pull of money is stronger than sanity.

Round 2 would be epic because they'd definitely make it more outrageous than season 1.

They will definately have a round 2. it just might not be in seaside. how bout Rockaway Beach or something. Or Point Pleasant Beach

[Snoogans]

or put the same group of people in a house in like san diego

[hammersavage]

or put the same group of people in a house in like san diego

that's my vote. i fear that they may be too big of stars to get a natural reaction, but I'd like to see a 'guido out of water' for a second season.

go to Italy, see how real Italians are

[Snoogans]

I cant wait to see the fight ronnie gets arrested for

[hammersavage]

I assumed it was this one

[Snoogans]

I assumed it was this one

no the article says it wasnt the altercation that just aired

[JimBeam]

no the article says it wasnt the altercation that just aired

I totally thought it was this fight they just showed but thought the date of the arrest, in September I think, was off from when this last televised fight would've been.

I kept saying to my wife how I thought it was funny that the police showed up in 2 seconds for a punch in the bar but they never showed up for a fight that lasted for 10 minutes ( enough time for the other meatballs to run down to the boardwalk ).

While that guy was asking for it, and Ronnie did keep his patience for a long time, Ronnie didn't exactly give him the beating he was asking for.

He kinda got on top and held on and got a few jabs in.

I didn't see the guy land any shots but Ronnie obviously had a shiner in the confessional video.

Also funny is that nobody was breaking up the fight while Ronnie was on top but as soon as it got flipped that black dude was in there.

I'm guessing that guy is the security mentioned in the arrest article.

They can pop off at the mouth, hit others ( remember Pauly's 6 pounds of pressure to break a guys nose ) and they get bodyguards.

They may get messed w/ a lot because they are on TV but I guarantee that sometimes they are asking for it.

I saw the Real World New Orleans clowns at a Mardi Gras parade and nobody really messed w/ them.

[Snoogans]

I totally thought it was this fight they just showed but thought the date of the arrest, in September I think, was off from when this last televised fight would've been.

I kept saying to my wife how I thought it was funny that the police showed up in 2 seconds for a punch in the bar but they never showed up for a fight that lasted for 10 minutes ( enough time for the other meatballs to run down to the boardwalk ).

While that guy was asking for it, and Ronnie did keep his patience for a long time, Ronnie didn't exactly give him the beating he was asking for.

He kinda got on top and held on and got a few jabs in.

I didn't see the guy land any shots but Ronnie obviously had a shiner in the confessional video.

Also funny is that nobody was breaking up the fight while Ronnie was on top but as soon as it got flipped that black dude was in there.

I'm guessing that guy is the security mentioned in the arrest article.

They can pop off at the mouth, hit others ( remember Pauly's 6 pounds of pressure to break a guys nose ) and they get bodyguards.

They may get messed w/ a lot because they are on TV but I guarantee that sometimes they are asking for it.

I saw the Real World New Orleans clowns at a Mardi Gras parade and nobody really messed w/ them.

ronnie's eye might have been from the dude's chick. and what put the guy on the ground was ronnie rocking him in the face

[JimBeam]

Also funny was Sammi acting like the walk from the boardwalk that she had to do alone was 10 miles through a bad neighborhood.

She's probably made that trip 30 times so far.

She was also a loser when she started the name calling by calling him " stumpy " but couldn't take it when he dished it back.

If there was any question that Ronnie was a puss it was answered when he took her back twice in that episode.

Also why is a girl that wears hair extensions clowning on anybody ?

Please.

[JimBeam]

That dude was doomed from the get go.

Drunk, doofy and wearing flip flops.

Not exactly brawling gear.

I know we already clowned on the guys clothes but did you notice at one point they were all wearing the same kinda shirt ?

The one w/ that fleur-de-lis ( the Saints' logo for those that might not know ) on it.

I'm guessing that's an Ed Hardy or Affliction thing.

[JimBeam]

Magro, who also gets into a separate brawl on the Jan. 7 episode, says he was acting in self-defense. “You’ll see throughout the show, we do go out and if we do get into an altercation,” he says. “It’s us just defending ourselves or reacting to somebody else.”

From the arrest article.

So defending themselves or reacting to somebody else.

So he thinks it's OK to fight if somebody's calling you bad names or instigating ?

Maybe that's how our minds think when we're drunk but sadly the law doesn't look at it that way.

[Dude!]

if there was any doubt
jim beam
your last few posts
make it inconceivable
that you are heterosexual

[drusilla]

I know we already clowned on the guys clothes but did you notice at one point they were all wearing the same kinda shirt ?

The one w/ that fleur-de-lis ( the Saints' logo for those that might not know ) on it.

I'm guessing that's an Ed Hardy or Affliction thing.


They all dress the same!!! Always. I have no idea what the obsession is with those too tight bedazzled t-shirts.

& my boyfriend keeps asking why Sammi wears hair extensions when her hair never looks any different with them in or out.

[Stankfoot]

I saw a flyer at the liquor store yesterday promoting a party at the Casbah at the Taj Mahal in AC hosted by Mike "The Situation" and DJ Pauly D.

:lol:

this was last night on LI - did anyone go?

http://www.thecrazydonkey.com/images/donkey-friday-print.jpg

[newport king]

Sammi is the absolute worst. Aside from a nice set of legs she really sucks. Overdramatic cunt.
Ronnie really makes himself look like a pussy weekly with that girl. I don't understand what the big deal is with her. She's not a 10. And is immature as can be.

Snickers just wants some dick no matter what fat ugly guy is gonna give it to her.

The Situation is very funny and should get his own show with Pauly D, but hooks up with some real average chicks.

Vinny should never take his shirt off or wear a guinea t around these guys. If he does he should start doing some Gym, Tanning and Laundry.

Pauly D, silly haircut but honestly best guy on the show. He's not a punk as witnessed by the quick jab at Bamboo, and telling Ronnie's opponent directly that he was pretty much done with him. And he can always drop a hot mix.

J-Woww. Cleans up really well. And clearly is down to fight. Some people think she might live in a bubble where a guy couldn't hit her. Im pretty sure she'd be down for the fight. She watched her friend get dropped by Ferro and WAS THE ONLY ONE TO JUMP IN AND START HITTING THE GUY. Im liking this girl more every week. :wub:

[JimBeam]

And what was the " laundry " part of the GTL that they needed to do before they went out ?

I haven't really seen them wear anything other than tshirts and jeans.

It's not like they are wearing shirts and/or pants that need to be pressed/ironed.

-Woww. Cleans up really well. And clearly is down to fight. Some people think she might live in a bubble where a guy couldn't hit her. Im pretty sure she'd be down for the fight. She watched her friend get dropped by Ferro and WAS THE ONLY ONE TO JUMP IN AND START HITTING THE GUY. Im liking this girl more every week.

Yeah but she started getting all Chuck Norris when Ferro was being held/escorted by others.

A friend of mine told me that a bar down in Yonkers or somewhere in lower Westchester is having Mike there for a night.

Something like $30 to meet him.

If anybody pays that money they should be put in a room w/ Brad Ferro after he's been drinking for 8 hours.

[newport king]

she was in there quick though. oddly enough i thought ron ron was the one that acted all tough with ferro after he had been dragged out and cuffed.

[JimBeam]

Oh yeah Crying Ronnie got his muscles when that guy was outside almost in cuffs.

Mike watched the punch though and didn't seem to flinch.

[Zipgun]

Mike watched the punch though and didn't seem to flinch.

This is driving me nuts. No he didn't. Watch the clip again and freeze frame it whe she gets hit. EVERYONE is looking somewhere else except for Vinny who is sitting in the background sipping a drink looking like a moron.

[TooLowBrow]

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[Zipgun]

http://homeshoppingista.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mtvpost.jpg

Look.

Ronnie is looking to the left.

Pauly is near him also looking away toward the back wall.

The Situation is looking to the right.


Stupid Vinny is looking RIGHT AT HER.

[TripleSkeet]

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Snoogans]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

i love how he wrote ed hardy on the hat in marker

[TripleSkeet]

i love how he wrote ed hardy on the hat in marker

The hand is what killed me. Im sitting here expecting this dog to just bark or push her off the chair.

[sailor]

Stupid Vinny is looking RIGHT AT HER.

and he's supposed to block an unexpected punch in a quarter second?

[TripleSkeet]

and he's supposed to block an unexpected punch in a quarter second?

I dont think thats what he meant. But he saw what happened which means he shouldve responded immediately. The rest of the guys turned around and didnt kno what happened before that guy was rushed out the door.

[JimBeam]

I don't think anybody is saying they could've prevented the punch.

But ALL of them were close enough to hit the guy after the fact if they chose to do so.

Obvioulsy JSlob did.

Now maybe you can argue that they had no idea what had happened but it looks like you could've figured it out fairly quickly.

[Zipgun]

and he's supposed to block an unexpected punch in a quarter second?

Of course not. I just can't stand when people don't get the facts straight and say Mike saw it or Ronnie or whoever. The FACT is that only Vinny was looking. And honestly, he looks like he was kind of spacing out anyway and probably not even really focused on her.

[drusilla]

And what was the " laundry " part of the GTL that they needed to do before they went out ?



they don't dry clean anything, but they drop their dirty laundry off everyday & pick up a fresh set of clothes. though from the looks of it, even going away for a month they brought like 4 t shirts.

[sailor]

they don't dry clean anything, but they drop their dirty laundry off everyday & pick up a fresh set of clothes. though from the looks of it, even going away for a month they brought like 4 t shirts.

unless you're wearing the same shirt everyday, why the need for daily laundry? even with 4 shirts they'd only need to go every third day.

[drusilla]

when i had my own washer & dryer i did laundry everyday too, so who knows.

[sailor]

when i had my own washer & dryer i did laundry everyday too, so who knows.

totally different, that i can see.

[Space Edge]

And they came out with a Jersey Shore iPhone App
(http://www.mobilecrunch.com/2010/01/10/tingalin-releases-jersey-shore-iphone-app-before-mtv/)
You can now fist pump with your iPhone

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[Marc with a c]

Of course not. I just can't stand when people don't get the facts straight and say Mike saw it or Ronnie or whoever. The FACT is that only Vinny was looking. And honestly, he looks like he was kind of spacing out anyway and probably not even really focused on her.

FACT: mike said he saw the jab thrown.

[TripleSkeet]

FACT: mike said he saw the jab thrown.

Does it really matter? In the video, he obviously was looking the other way. And even if he saw it directly I doubt he wouldve done anything. The Sidgeeation doesnt seem like physical type.

[smiler grogan]

Does it really matter? In the video, he obviously was looking the other way. And even if he saw it directly I doubt he wouldve done anything. The Sidgeeation doesnt seem like physical type.


his geriatric reflexes ain't what they used to be.

[Zipgun]

FACT: mike said he saw the jab thrown.

Yes, it is in fact a fact that he said that. That doesn't make it true.

He also said two girls asked him to be in the hot tub with them when he boreassed his way into that.

Mike lies.


Remember that ladies...


Mike lies.

[angrymissy]

this was last night on LI - did anyone go?

http://www.thecrazydonkey.com/images/donkey-friday-print.jpg

THAT IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME!!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!

[TripleSkeet]

Yes, it is in fact a fact that he said that. That doesn't make it true.

He also said two girls asked him to be in the hot tub with them when he boreassed his way into that.

Mike lies.


Remember that ladies...


Mike lies.

He also swears he gets laid. Havent seen that happen yet.

[A.J.]

The New Yorker didn't like the show (read review here (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/television/2010/01/18/100118crte_television_franklin)).

[Aggie]

The New Yorker didn't like the show (read review here (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/television/2010/01/18/100118crte_television_franklin)).

i'm emailing this to the author:

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

[JimBeam]

Week 5 recap is up :

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/01/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-5.html

[mikeyboy]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20120a7b560c5970b-800wi

[Mitch&Murray]

Are there recaps for the first 4 weeks that someone could llink for me

[Zipgun]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20120a7b560c5970b-800wi

Someone brought some ziti into the room.

[JimBeam]

Are there recaps for the first 4 weeks that someone could llink for me

I'm sure it's linked on that site somewhere but you can always ghetto it up by changing the number in the address field :

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/01/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-5.html

[JimBeam]

Someone brought some ziti into the room.

And a kilo of coke.

[Mitch&Murray]

I'm sure it's linked on that site somewhere but you can always ghetto it up by changing the number in the address field :



I'm on mobile so I'm unable to do it.

[JimBeam]

Week 4

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/01/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-4.html

[JimBeam]

This appears to be all of them :

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/jersey/

[JimBeam]

In case you can't view that last one here are the 1st 3 weeks.

Week 1

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore.html

Week 2

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-2.html

Week 3

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-episode-3.html

[JerseyRich]

i'm emailing this to the author:

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

Photo Credit please.

[Hottub]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20120a7b560c5970b-800wi

I LOVE it!

[zildjian361]

I LOVE it!

Im hooked now.:smoke::drunk:

[vjr97]

id love to stick my calzone inside of snooki

[Fallon]

Two new hours tonight?

[Space Edge]

Kids Reenact MTV’s Hit Series "Jersey Shore" (http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html)
:lol:

[Dude!]

Kids Reenact MTV’s Hit Series "Jersey Shore" (http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html)
:lol:

that's great!

the mini Situation is the best!

[angrymissy]

You, LIKE TRAUMATIZED ME!

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876b7cb1a970c-800wi

[JerseyRich]

Ronnie was HEATED yo!

[disneyspy]

we get 2 HOURS of guido goodness tonite!

[Snoogans]

she did fuckin cause it, what a dumb bitch

best girl in seaside?

isnt that like sayin the best thing in a garbage can?

[JerseyRich]

If she's the "Best Girl in Seaside"...we got problems.

[paulisded]

"If he wants to punch somebody, then punch somebody. Just don't punch me." WTF?

[TooLowBrow]

"If he wants to punch somebody, then punch somebody. Just don't punch me." WTF?

can he still push her?

[disneyspy]

ronnie's gonna punch snackers,watch!

[paulisded]

ronnie's gonna punch snackers,watch!

We can only hope.

[paulisded]

The boss' girlfriend is butt-ugly.

[disneyspy]

oh snookie

[JerseyRich]

The boss' girlfriend is butt-ugly.

You wouldn't smoosh that?

[paulisded]

"I know he's a nice guy. He's gotta be clean."

[paulisded]

You wouldn't smoosh that?

Um, no.

[disneyspy]

the boss's chick isnt my bag of tea

[paulisded]

I smell set up. Not only was the camera crew ready for the whore's sister, but she was mic'd up, too.

[paulisded]

I could never be in a relationship where I can't even talk to another girl. Fuckin' ridiculous.

[JerseyRich]

dension!

[drusilla]

I fucking hate Sammi

[weekapaugjz]

i hope vinny fucks the shit out of the situationette.

[drusilla]

You, LIKE TRAUMATIZED ME!

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2012876b7cb1a970c-800wi

Alkey said it best: he was trying to push her into the clothing store

[JerseyRich]

I'd drop the Situation's sister...that will not end with a good situation.

[JerseyRich]

PAULY D better get his sawseeeege cut if he wants to hook up with the Jew broad.

[Misteriosa]

bwa ha ha! the situation's wtf face was classic.

[JerseyRich]

Ronnie saying that he's not friends with fake people is the funniest thing I've heard yet in 2010.