MTV's Jersey Shore Viewing Thread AKA An Awesome Situation

[JerseyRich]

So they replaced Snooki getting punched out with her crying about missing her MOM?!!!

Furtherman was right. I'm mad.

[TooLowBrow]

snookie on her mom, 'shes my best friend. i live with her'
:tongue:

[Kevin]

Worst thing you could call a man, my friend.

No...

Sailor is.


By far.

[Hottub]

Mama Snooki is quite tappable.

[hammersavage]

The smartest thing Snooki does is wear oversize hats that cover that dogface.

Less hate in here, please

[paulisded]

snookie on her mom, 'shes my best friend. i live with her'
:tongue:

Deep thoughts are her specialty.

[JerseyRich]

Less hate in here, please

Ban the fuckin' haters yo.

[Kevin]

Mama Snooki is quite tappable.

No she isnt.


You have the worst taste in the history of mankind.

[Hottub]

Deep thoughts are her specialty.

Why you hatin', brah?

[paulisded]

Less hate in here, please

Deep thoughts are her specialty.

Is this better?

[paulisded]

Ban the fuckin' haters yo.

Hey! I thought we were friends!

[Hottub]

No she isnt.


You have the worst taste in the history of mankind.

My wife has worse.

Face to you, dude.:blink:

[TooLowBrow]

im gonna buy future charades for christmas

[JerseyRich]

Hey! I thought we were friends!

You bring the hate...I don't discriminate.

[Marc with a c]

i see brad.

[hammersavage]

Wha happened?

[Marc with a c]

rubber room mutha fucker.

[JerseyRich]

Oh Brad.

[TooLowBrow]

good thing there was a cop in the bar

[Marc with a c]

snooki got smushed.

[paulisded]

Best scene of the series!!!

[JerseyRich]

WTF?! They'll show Jwoww fighting...but not Snooki gettin jacked?

This show is nuts.

[Marc with a c]

Wha happened?

he will never be able to walk the earth again.

[TheGameHHH]

loveisrespect.org

[TooLowBrow]

i hope they dont actually show jwoww hitting someone

[RhinoinMN]

Mullet guy is the best.

[booster11373]

Ronnies mom has to get her tan on!

[weekapaugjz]

WTF?! They'll show Jwoww fighting...but not Snooki gettin jacked?

This show is nuts.

i was just going to type the exact same thing.

[Marc with a c]

tbs tbs tbs tbs

[JerseyRich]

i was just going to type the exact same thing.

You complete me.

[hammersavage]

Best scene of the series!!!

thanks for scaling back the hate.

[JerseyRich]

tbs tbs tbs tbs
Lopez Tonight?

[paulisded]

Mullet guy is the best.

I gotta see that show.

[drusilla]

tbs tbs tbs tbs

thanks for the reminder

[Marc with a c]

Lopez Tonight?

the situation is on.

[RhinoinMN]

I gotta see that show.


It is our version of jersey shore.

[hammersavage]

did he show his stomach?

[Marc with a c]

did he show his stomach?

he hasn't been on yet. i'll update when he's coming out. i'll take the grenade for everybody.

[RhinoinMN]

he hasn't been on yet. i'll update when he's coming out. i'll take the grenade for everybody.


As long as you can crack the code.

[joeybadass]

if somma yous didn't understand what was goin on tonight, i will be happy to translate.

[RhinoinMN]

if somma yous didn't understand what was goin on tonight, i will be happy to translate.

Beat the beat?

[booster11373]

8 situation's during the episode by the way

[joeybadass]

Beat the beat?

get a tan...go to a club. you'll get it.


next.

[paulisded]

It is our version of jersey shore.

Oh, it really is.

[weekapaugjz]

get a tan...go to a club. you'll get it.


next.

you left out pounding queers.

[joeybadass]

i got a case of that Body Heat if anybody wants some.

i can get you a deal. if you brahs want to start attracting the opposite sex instead of hanging out at the yard.

[joeybadass]

you left out pounding queers.

not you again. seriously? you want to take me on again?

stay lost.

[weekapaugjz]

not you again. seriously? you want to take me on again?

stay lost.

but i thought pounding queers was an integral part of your life.

[JerseyRich]

Hammer's not around anymore...so I guess I gotta tell you guys to stop the hatin'.

[hammersavage]

i'm not?

[drusilla]

George Lopez just dissed on Iggy Pop bad

[weekapaugjz]

Hammer's not around anymore...so I guess I gotta tell you guys to stop the hatin'.

no hate here. i love pounding queers.

[hammersavage]

Hey Ray Romano, nice abs. Queer

[drusilla]

brad ferro in the newspaper again (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/punch_drunk_ziEHytpxU0MlrDapoKGsTI)

[Marc with a c]

on on on on

[Marc with a c]

off off off off.

fuck me.

[weekapaugjz]

on on on on

that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short.

and i sat through george lopez's show for an hour for that shit.

at least seinfeld is on now.

[drusilla]

i got distracted because the secretary is on IFC so i missed it

[weekapaugjz]

i got distracted because the secretary is on IFC so i missed it

you didn't miss a god damned thing.

[mikeyboy]

I was watching last night when my wife came home from rehearsal. She couldn't believe that I'd actually recorded it.

Then she started watching.

Then she made me start the episode over.

At the end of the episode, after not seeing the Snooki punch, she asked me if I had ever hit a female.

I had to tell her the story of when I was 10 at summer camp, and this girl was being mean to me and calling me names, so I punched her in the face.

My wife was appalled.

She said she hoped that I got in a lot of trouble.

Looking back, I'm pretty sure I didn't get in any trouble.

That must have been the shittiest camp ever.

WTF was up with Vinnie getting almost no screen time last night? For a while, I thought he was gone from the house.

[Marc with a c]

hahaha what a dick.

that's two episodes in a row vinny has been pushed aside. he needs to start smushing shit for some air time.

[Marc with a c]

i have been laughing at 'we smushed' for ten hours straight.

[mikeyboy]

NY Post is reporting that Vinnie was absent from the house because he had to meet with the caterer about the baked potato station for his wedding.

[JerseyRich]

It's true that Vinny reminds us all of Pitzy. But can he sing the Mike and the Maddog theme?

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[hammersavage]

I wanna hear Vinny sing some Backstreet Boys

[JerseyRich]

Tell me why,

[Fallon]

The aftermath of Snooki getting punched really got to me. Sure it was funny seeing the gif and whatnot, but they way they built her up in the episode with her mother and then her laying on the floor crying really bummed me out.

Sammy and Ron crying over stupid shit = funny.
A girl crying because of physical pain = really bothers me.

Stupid show, I think I care about some of these guidos.

:down:

[dino_electropolis]

The aftermath of Snooki getting punched really got to me. Sure it was funny seeing the gif and whatnot, but they way they built her up in the episode with her mother and then her laying on the floor crying really bummed me out.

Sammy and Ron crying over stupid shit = funny.
A girl crying because of physical pain = really bothers me.

Stupid show, I think I care about some of these guidos.

:down:

I agree. But nothing would bring these morons closer together than the bubbly chick gettin smacked around.

I'm surprised that clown was able to walk out of that bar......i expected a huuuuuuuge beat down.

[underdog]

The aftermath of Snooki getting punched really got to me. Sure it was funny seeing the gif and whatnot, but they way they built her up in the episode with her mother and then her laying on the floor crying really bummed me out.

Sammy and Ron crying over stupid shit = funny.
A girl crying because of physical pain = really bothers me.

Stupid show, I think I care about some of these guidos.

:down:

I kind of agree. Just watching the clip, I had this build up prior to it made up in my head. Snickers just running her mouth for no reason all night long towards this guy until he just drunkenly snaps because he cannot take it anymore. Instead, she barely did anything and he just flipped out and punched her.

I really cannot believe no one beat the shit out of him in the bar. I'm a pussy, but if someone hits a chick I'm with, that guy is getting fucking attacked.

[Fallon]

He should have gotten the shit kicked out of him. I wish the cop wasn't there.

[underdog]

He should have gotten the shit kicked out of him. I wish the cop wasn't there.

He was already away from the crowd.

In the previews last week, they show that weird, fat short guy pushing him away, but not punching.

[Fallon]

He was already away from the crowd.

In the previews last week, they show that weird, fat short guy pushing him away, but not punching.

I hate that guy. He was macking on Snooki and wasn't even being clever.

[Marc with a c]

I hate that guy. He was macking on Snooki and wasn't even being clever.

you don't need to be.

[ANC]

I already posted this in the Listening thread but me and the wife are now hooked into Jersey Shore. She likes reminding me that 3 cast member are from Staten Island and they're my peeps....:laugh:

I have since started calling the baby, Anthony "The Situation".

[ANC]

www.guidofistpump.com (http://www.guidofistpump.com)

:lol:

[Marc with a c]

I already posted this in the Listening thread but me and the wife are now hooked into Jersey Shore. She likes reminding me that 3 cast member are from Staten Island and they're my peeps....:laugh:

I have since started calling the baby, Anthony "The Situation".

welcome.

[Aggie]

beatin' up the beat was my favorite part. fantastic episode except the begging with the sammi/ronnie bullshit but it was funny when he started crying like a bitch.

i didn't like jwoww until last night when i saw her try to punch the guy who hit snaggie (i think she was the only one) and then during the previews when she throws down b/c someone called snaggie fat. that's the kind of girl i want on my side.

[ANC]

beatin' up the beat was my favorite part.

x10...oh the douche chills...

[Marc with a c]

filibusta nut!!!

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[JerseyRich]

that's the kind of girl i want on my side.

On the inside...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[TripleSkeet]

The aftermath of Snooki getting punched really got to me. Sure it was funny seeing the gif and whatnot, but they way they built her up in the episode with her mother and then her laying on the floor crying really bummed me out.


Exactly. And thats the reason they shouldve shown the punch. Seeing it as a gif pic or as a preview with a music bed takes the brutality out of it. Anyone that happened to watch it last night that hadnt seen the preview is not going to realize she got blasted the way she did. Pussy move MTV.

That being said, The Situation looks to be more of a 7th inning man, because my boy cant close to save his life.

Between "I smushed her" and crying Ronnie has dropped like a stone on the guido unhateable list. He couldve bounced up if he would have at least cracked that dude that decked snickers.

I just reread this post and talking about this show makes me feel like Im speaking martian.

Oh and this is the only thread on the board that I read every post of every page. :thumbup:

[Fallon]

Snooki's attacker sucks at MMA.

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[NateCantDance]

Excellent camera work. It was almost an accident that we actually got to see the punch that dropped him.

[TripleSkeet]

Were there stars and birds circling around his head on the floor? I could swear thats what that blue was.

[JimBeam]

Between "I smushed her" and crying Ronnie has dropped like a stone on the guido unhateable list. He couldve bounced up if he would have at least cracked that dude that decked snickers.

I was trying to figure out if he was craying.

What a puss.

As far as swinging at the guy who decked sneakers he didn't get his tough guy muscles until the guy was outside and in handcuffs.

Then he was being imaginarily held back.

i didn't like jwoww until last night when i saw her try to punch the guy who hit snaggie (i think she was the only one) and then during the previews when she throws down b/c someone called snaggie fat. that's the kind of girl i want on my side.

She's even more annoying I think.

She was only swinging at the guy when he was being escorted out.

Plus it baffles me how she doesn't see that jumping on a guy and wrapping your legs around him while wearing a skirt after already admitting to seeing the guys penis would piss off her boyfriend.

Oh but wait it was house music and they were " battling ".

[booster11373]

I just found out we are going to have to wait 2 weeks before we get a new episode. For some reason MTV is not showing a new episode on Christmas eve but is sowing a new one on New Years Rockin eve

[JimBeam]

They're probably gonna stretch it out until May.

How about that lame PSA at the end of the episode.

Funny I don't remember seeing that when they replayed Gay Steven from Real World Seattle slapping that chick like 1,000 times.

[Tenbatsuzen]

According to the Post, Snooki lost her job as a receptionist because she wanted time off to go to California.

The saddest part? Snooki said she was making "good money" at that job - a whole 13 dollars an hour.

[JimBeam]

I guess it was good compared to $10 an hour.

I've gotta think she sticks out like a sore thumb where she's from.

I don't think there are many guidos in Ulster County.

They start to get filtered out by the time you hit northern Westchester and are almost all but gone once you get to Putnam county with the exception of a few towns poluplated by former Bronx natives.

[booster11373]

According to the Post, Snooki lost her job as a receptionist because she wanted time off to go to California.

The saddest part? Snooki said she was making "good money" at that job - a whole 13 dollars an hour.

So whats your point? 13 bucks an hour seems like a good wage for a receptionist

[JimBeam]

But she's not doing " great things " like the bartender fatty that left the show.

[NateCantDance]

"Grenade" is my new favorite term for a woman.

[TripleSkeet]

Oh but wait it was house music and they were " battling ".

Every time they said they were "battling" the douche chills that hit me were overwhelming. Its the stupidest thing Ive ever heard.


And Ive heard the term grenade before. Definitely a great term.

[Fallon]

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[underdog]

I was at a night last night and four guys came in that were just dancing with each other like Ronnie and singing along with Ace of Bass. It was hilarious. I was trying to get them to fight the beat, but apparently no one there has ever seen Jersey Shore.

[Fallon]

beatin' up the beat was my favorite part.

http://i48.tinypic.com/r8yxzc.jpg

So retarded!

[TripleSkeet]

http://i49.tinypic.com/29yp3bs.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/nx3z13.jpg

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http://i45.tinypic.com/spi361.jpg

I love your gifs.

[Fallon]

I love your gifs.

I steal them from here.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/

[TripleSkeet]

I steal them from here.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/

Thank you. Its hilarious.

This particularly had me cracking up...

The final lesson of the week?

- Here's how you finally air something you've been showing for weeks:
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4689/45298190.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/45298190.jpg/)

[drusilla]

i just found out j-wow is from east greenbush & not long island. this is very off-putting.

[TooLowBrow]

i just found out j-wow is from east greenbush & not long island. this is very off-putting.

i think she currently lives in franklin square

[drusilla]

i think she currently lives in franklin square

i really wonder how anyone winds up on long island when they aren't from there. especially people from the middle of nowhere like east greenbush.

[TooLowBrow]

i really wonder how anyone winds up on long island when they aren't from there. especially people from the middle of nowhere like east greenbush.

i dont know

maybe she went to hofstra or cw post or something

[Marc with a c]

one of the fine shirts being sold at the t shirt factory.

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvx8jjUQE1qz4mo5o1_400.jpg

[booster11373]

I steal them from here.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/

This a great find

[Fallon]

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[hammersavage]

I think I have 2 weeks left until I reach my limit. I can feel it. It's too mainstream.

[RoseBlood]

I think I have 2 weeks left until I reach my limit. I can feel it. It's too mainstream.

Indie elitist fag.

[hammersavage]

when she's right, she's right.


its just losing its irony

[mikeyboy]

Yep. It's way overexposed too. Sooner or later we're going to end up hating it like we ended up hating the Osbournes.

[Dude!]

mtv should do a Hamptons version
next year
with 8 annoying jews

[GregoryJoseph]

Yep. It's way overexposed too. Sooner or later we're going to end up hating it like we ended up hating the Osbournes.

I can't wait.

[BlackSpider]

mtv should do a Hamptons version
next year
with 8 annoying jews

I have several in mind if they need help casting it...

[A.J.]

I can't believe nobody pummeled that dude that hit Snookie.

[underdog]

I can't believe nobody pummeled that dude that hit Snookie.

I agree.

[foodcourtdruide]

Yep. It's way overexposed too. Sooner or later we're going to end up hating it like we ended up hating the Osbournes.

Sooner or later? I started hating this show 2 months before the first episode aired. I don't understand it. I live on Staten Island, everywhere I look I see idiots acting like this. When I see you motherfuckers enjoying this show, it's like someone in the rain forest watching someone else be entertained by trees.

[NateCantDance]

I can't believe nobody pummeled that dude that hit Snookie.

They sure did posture like they were about to though!

[sailor]

how dumb would it be to punch him knowing they're on camera for the whole time? it wasn't defense at that point since she was already down and they'd have gotten locked up just like the original attacker.

[NateCantDance]

how dumb would it be to punch him knowing they're on camera for the whole time? it wasn't defense at that point since she was already down and they'd have gotten locked up just like the original attacker.

Hasn't stopped them so far this year. They've already tossed a few punches off their back feet and bragged about it on camera.

[paulisded]

Yep. It's way overexposed too. Sooner or later we're going to end up hating it like we ended up hating the Osbournes.

And it's also becoming more and more like a typical Real World series. The opening show was full of their silly Guido and Guidette lines, but now it's just an hour of drinking, failed romantic hookups, and a forced job they hate.

[sailor]

Hasn't stopped them so far this year. They've already tossed a few punches off their back feet and bragged about it on camera.

yeah, everyone keeps talking about the 9 pounds of pressure thing, but i must have missed that.

[foodcourtdruide]

And it's also becoming more and more like a typical Real World series. The opening show was full of their silly Guido and Guidette lines, but now it's just an hour of drinking, failed romantic hookups, and a forced job they hate.

I HATE the forced job. Who the fuck says, "I wonder what it would be like if a bunch of strangers I don't know worked in a fruit juice shop for a day"

[NateCantDance]

The job gives them a setting other than the house to film in, a source of drama and conflict, and situations where a few cast members can be isolated and forced to stand next to each other for hours at a time.

[foodcourtdruide]

The job gives them a setting other than the house to film in, a source of drama and conflict, and situations where a few cast members can be isolated and forced to stand next to each other for hours at a time.

It usually just leads to bickering. Isn't the appeal of reality tv what these characters would do in their own environment?

[RhinoinMN]

The job gives them a setting other than the house to film in, a source of drama and conflict, and situations where a few cast members can be isolated and forced to stand next to each other for hours at a time.


Exactly. If there was a show where there was zero responsibility and multiple chances to escape conflict, who would watch?

[NateCantDance]

It usually just leads to bickering. Isn't the appeal of reality tv what these characters would do in their own environment?

Sure but, this just forces it. This person is lazy. This person won't cover my shifts. I don't want to work with that person but I have to.

[foodcourtdruide]

Exactly. If there was a show where there was zero responsibility and multiple chances to escape conflict, who would watch?

The point is that these people have extreme personalities and would find conflict without having to sell t-shirts.

[foodcourtdruide]

Sure but, this just forces it. This person is lazy. This person won't cover my shifts. I don't want to work with that person but I have to.

Oh, I agree with this, but it's almost pseudo-conflict.

[RhinoinMN]

The point is that these people have extreme personalities and would find conflict without having to sell t-shirts.

Yes, but the conflict between them is old hat. This gives the opportunity to see conflict with an authoritive figure or a random person ie customer.

[TonyStark]

Yeah, I kind of agree, I care almost not at all about working at the T shirt shop. I want to see the going out to clubs drama, that shit is where this show totally signs. Fights, yelling, crying etc. pure entertainment.

[JimBeam]

I can't believe nobody pummeled that dude that hit Snookie.

Because they're all punks and have after the fact muscles.

They sure did posture like they were about to though!

Yeah, really.

Maybe if they were able to do a few takes or ensure that he was in cuffs or at least being held they might've been bad asses.

how dumb would it be to punch him knowing they're on camera for the whole time? it wasn't defense at that point since she was already down and they'd have gotten locked up just like the original attacker.

But you'd think they were all liquored up at the time and most bar fights don't usually occur when the participants take time to contemplate their actions.

It also seemed like only Pink Eye was in the immediate vacinity.

What was wierd was how the cop grabbed the puncher right away and started to arrest him without possibly knowing what happened.

Funny how that guy was like " I just got hit in the face. " and then " I've never seen her before. "

In the last clip or the scenes from next week does it look like they go after 1 of the other guys the puncher was with ?

Looks like Crying Ronnie trys to calm them down.

Even if a bouncer had said he hit somebody they'd wanna question him before arresting him.

[paulisded]

The job gives them a setting other than the house to film in, a source of drama and conflict, and situations where a few cast members can be isolated and forced to stand next to each other for hours at a time.

I've always felt the quality of the Real World dropped when they began forcing these gigs on people.

[JimBeam]

Did anybody catch Mike's 2 verbal miscues in the last episode ?

He said that the Blow Out guy " fleed " the scene and left him in " arms way ".

What a moron.

What was with that whole barber shop scene ?

I'd think tool bags like them would go to hair dressers.

I was expecting to see a Cedric The Entertainer character in that place.

[Fallon]

Yep. It's way overexposed too. Sooner or later we're going to end up hating it like we ended up hating the Osbournes.

Yes!

I can't wait until Snooki is eventually on Dancing with the Stars.

With those flips and the crab walk she'd be a sure winner!

[TripleSkeet]

one of the fine shirts being sold at the t shirt factory.

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvx8jjUQE1qz4mo5o1_400.jpg

I own this shirt.

[TripleSkeet]

Did anybody catch Mike's 2 verbal miscues in the last episode ?

He said that the Blow Out guy " fleed " the scene and left him in " arms way ".

What a moron..

I did. Automatic douche chills.

[Kevin]

Yes!

I can't wait until Snooki is eventually on Dancing with the Stars.

With those flips and the crab walk she'd be a sure winner!

Please..

Enough with her.

She bores me to tears.

She is not interesting, and she looks like a fucking goblin.

[mikeyboy]

Please..

Enough with her.

She bores me to tears.

She is not interesting, and she looks like a fucking goblin.

At 4'9", I think she's technically a hobbit. I'll bet she waxes the tops of her feet.

[RhinoinMN]

At 4'9", I think she's technically a hobbit. I'll bet she waxes the tops of her feet.

A little Guatemalan that worked for me was that height. We used to hammer throw him into snow banks. He loved it.


Dude could pound beer. It was quite the sight.

[paulisded]

A little Guatemalan that worked for me was that height. We used to hammer throw him into snow banks. He loved it.


Dude could pound beer. It was quite the sight.

Those of us in the Great North certainly have weird hobbies.

[Hottub]

At 4'9", I think she's technically a hobbit. I'll bet she waxes the tops of her feet.

Nope. Just the top of her lip.

[JimBeam]

They're were just mentioning the show on ESPN First Take.

[JimBeam]

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[topless_mike]

this was pretty funny, actually.

[JimBeam]

Not as good as the Leno thing but still good.

[topless_mike]

was that when mike and nicole were on and she said she liked juice heads?

no, that was conan.

i missed the leno thing.

[JimBeam]

It was posted by somebody earlier in this thread :

http://www.hulu.com/watch/115772/the-jay-leno-show-jaywalk-all-stars-jersey-shore-cast

[Enabler]

Meet...."The Circumstances"
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[Fallon]

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[TripleSkeet]

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Hes just missing the shoryuken fire like in my sig.

[drusilla]

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[Enabler]

"A man. Punched me in the face." :lol::lol:

[topless_mike]

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holy shit thats funny.

[Contra]

Ok watch all the highlights from the first 3 (stupid that they don't have the full episodes availible online until Jan.), and the full 4th episode.

I was not disappointed!

[MetalAcorna]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA...this was awesome! :lol:

[Furtherman]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...this was awesome! :lol:

That was good. Damn it, now I kinda like those guys. Shit!

[Hottub]

That was good. Damn it, now I kinda like those guys. Shit!

One of us.
One of us.

[hammersavage]

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very funny

[Lady Resin]

N.J. lawmakers ask MTV to cancel 'Jersey Shore'

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/nj_lawmakers_ask_mtv_to_cancer.html

[Furtherman]

N.J. lawmakers ask MTV to cancel 'Jersey Shore'

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/nj_lawmakers_ask_mtv_to_cancer.html

That's an odd address. Ask MTV to cancer?

[Snoogans]

That was good. Damn it, now I kinda like those guys. Shit!

Thats what pissed me off about the show, maybe the only thing. pauly, Situation, and even snookie, they seem cool. They can goof on it and just have fun with shit. They seem pretty normal actually

[A.J.]

N.J. lawmakers ask MTV to cancel 'Jersey Shore'

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/nj_lawmakers_ask_mtv_to_cancer.html

the show promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes and is "wildly offensive."

So why not also seek the cancellation of the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer shows? You don't get much more stereotypical than that.

[hammersavage]

sup

[Furtherman]

Sometimes I like to come in here and light it up and if nothing happens I move on to another thread.

[Marc with a c]

imma knock a bitch up.

[dino_electropolis]

N.J. lawmakers ask MTV to cancel 'Jersey Shore'

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/nj_lawmakers_ask_mtv_to_cancer.html

There was an article in the paper today about this as well. Some italian representative wants to bust the balls of the store they worked at in an apparant attempt at putting pressure on MTV to cancel the show.

With all the nonsense going on in the world, this clown is worrying about the italian stereotype? He should just stick to corrupt back room dealings with the state gambling board and cooking some pasta with gravy. (not zhjauzhe!)

[joeybadass]

brad ferro is a fuckin queer.

[underdog]

I went got a hair cut, went tanning and hit the gym. I'm ready.

[joeybadass]

I went got a hair cut, went tanning and hit the gym. I'm ready.

no boston queers allowed.

[jennysmurf]

Thats what pissed me off about the show, maybe the only thing. pauly, Situation, and even snookie, they seem cool. They can goof on it and just have fun with shit. They seem pretty normal actually

And they're not bad actors, either! I'm not even kidding. Maybe I've unknowingly lowered my standards.:help:

[Fallon]

no boston queers allowed.

What about Revere?

[Marc with a c]

amongst your partying tonight please don't disregard episode five tonight at ten. i just applied some fake tan and am looking fresh to death. now i'm going to the gym for an hour and a half to work on my fitness.

[Fallon]

DVR is set!!

It's been too long.

[weekapaugjz]

Hopefully the bye week isn't going to stop their momentum.

[Contra]

N.J. lawmakers ask MTV to cancel 'Jersey Shore'

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/12/nj_lawmakers_ask_mtv_to_cancer.html

Going after them on wage practices, going with their strong points.

[DarkHippie]

There was an article in the paper today about this as well. Some italian representative wants to bust the balls of the store they worked at in an apparant attempt at putting pressure on MTV to cancel the show.


Cause that's not a stereotype

[jennysmurf]

Cause that's not a stereotype

racist.

[Sinestro]

http://us.yimg.com/p/mu/tv_tv_ah/39JerseyShore39s39SnookiTriesOutTheNaturalLook.jpg

:thumbup:

[A.J.]

http://us.yimg.com/p/mu/tv_tv_ah/39JerseyShore39s39SnookiTriesOutTheNaturalLook.jpg

:thumbup:

She actually looks attractive.

[disneyspy]

i thought j wow was a bow wow til i watched my dvr this morning,guidette can throw a punch!

[JimBeam]

Hopefully the bye week isn't going to stop their momentum.

I started hating them as soon as the show started.

I think the bye week sobered me up.

I like how Ronnie called Mike a " whiney bitch " when he wouldn't clean up his plate after he cried on TV in the previous episode like the whinest bitch ever.

By the way I was totally in agreement w/ Mike because he did do a major part of the cooking, from what we could see, so he shouldn't have had to clean up as well.

Another thing.

Sammi said in the beginning that people call her " Sweatheart " yet I haven't heard a single person in the house call her that.

Oh and Ronnie conveniently missed the girl fight. That's 2 fights he just happened to miss.

What a pussy.

Sneakers running her mouth after the girl fight kinda made me wish she'd get punched again.

Actually I kinda liked watching her wallow around on the floor crying after I heard her running her mouth pre-punch.

" Who the hell are you ? "

No Sneakers, who the hell are you ?

[Donnie Iris]

I started hating them as soon as the show started.

I think the bye week sobered me up.

I like how Ronnie called Mike a " whiney bitch " when he wouldn't clean up his plate after he cried on TV in the previous episode like the whinest bitch ever.

By the way I was totally in agreement w/ Mike because he did do a major part of the cooking, from what we could see, so he shouldn't have had to clean up as well.

Another thing.

Sammi said in the beginning that people call her " Sweatheart " yet I haven't heard a single person in the house call her that.

Oh and Ronnie conveniently missed the girl fight. That's 2 fights he just happened to miss.

What a pussy.

Sneakers running her mouth after the girl fight kinda made me wish she'd get punched again.

Actually I kinda liked watching her wallow around on the floor crying after I heard her running her mouth pre-punch.

" Who the hell are you ? "

No Sneakers, who the hell are you ?





Whoa....

[Snoogans]

they better not toss vinny

[sailor]

i was so not into watching the show last night. i thought i was over it. then i watched it and it all came rushing back. snicks had so many great/horrible lines (can't think of any but "he got bailed").

ronnie's also the biggest pussy/hypocrite ever. love everything about the show.

[JimBeam]

they better not toss vinny

I think they're just playing that up a bit.

Looks like even the owner guy is busting his balls next episode.

I do believe though that I read that Vinny doesn't finish out the show but I hope it has nothing to do w/ what happened this week.

I think that may explain why he's not really in any of the bits we've seen around.

It's mostly Blow Out, Mike and Sneakers.

ronnie's also the biggest pussy/hypocrite ever. love everything about the show.

I couldn't agree more.

He may well have become my most hated male character.

He's such a tool.

" If I ever find out that guy's name ... "

You'll what Ronnie ?

Everybody knows his name now and I haven't seen any news of you backing up your tough guy talk.

Does anybody know what JSlob does for a living ?

Was that ever mentioned ?

[Snoogans]

I think they're just playing that up a bit.

Looks like even the owner guy is busting his balls next episode.

I do believe though that I read that Vinny doesn't finish out the show but I hope it has nothing to do w/ what happened this week.

I think that may explain why he's not really in any of the bits we've seen around.

It's mostly Blow Out, Mike and Sneakers.



I couldn't agree more.

He may well have become my most hated male character.

He's such a tool.

" If I ever find out that guy's name ... "

You'll what Ronnie ?

Everybody knows his name now and I haven't seen any news of you backing up your tough guy talk.

Does anybody know what JSlob does for a living ?

Was that ever mentioned ?

some kinda marketing shit i think

[JimBeam]

Marketing clothes for chicks w/ muffin tops I suppose.

[west milly Tom]

Ill say it again. Snookie gives me wood.

[JimBeam]

Sneakers seems to be a lightning rod, or blob, for trouble.

1st she runs her yap and gets decked by that guy in the bar.

Then another set of girls calls her fat and starts a fight.

Now next week and other fat broad is starting a fight w/ her.

Sometimes you have to figure out if it's being in the wrong place at the right time or if it's maybe you have a personality that bothers people.

Didn't SAMwich do a lot of chirping after the 1st fight ?

Where was she when it was going down ?

Probably ordering another cheesesteak.

Are there any non-fat dames in Seaside Heights ?

[disneyspy]

Sneakers seems to be a lightning rod, or blob, for trouble.

1st she runs her yap and gets decked by that guy in the bar.

Then another set of girls calls her fat and starts a fight.

Now next week and other fat broad is starting a fight w/ her.

Sometimes you have to figure out if it's being in the wrong place at the right time or if it's maybe you have a personality that bothers people.

Didn't SAMwich do a lot of chirping after the 1st fight ?

Where was she when it was going down ?

Probably ordering another cheesesteak.

Are there any non-fat dames in Seaside Heights ?

i didnt think bow wow looked all that fat and remember in the first episode schinkers said she like being the center of attention

[JimBeam]

There was one scene after the girl fight where JSlob was adjusting her bustier and you could see quite a bit of roll in my opinion.

I mean she's Marisa Miller in that house but if you saw her in context you'd probably not be so impressed.

[sailor]

i don't think she's fat at all.

[JimBeam]

She's not Sneakers fat or even as fat as many of the girls that have gone in that hottub so far but she's not exactly slim either.

Next time it's on watch when she adjusts her top after the fight.

Looked like some jello there.

The outfit she was wearing on the Blowout's DJ night wasn't very flattering either.

Again she's a goddess as far as the cast goes.

[paulisded]

They all looked like shit in those awful promos for MTV's NYE countdown show that aired during every break...and the MTV host looked even worse.

[JimBeam]

I was gonna say JSlob actually looked a little better on that than in the show.

The host chick is some skank from some half-assed " muscial " group that dated the Kardashian brother.

I'm also remembering Ronnie mocking JSlob's b/f when the girl he loves, knowing only like a week, was giving her number to some other guy pretty much in front of him.

Go back to your cop Sammi. Go back to your cop. Boo hoo hoo hoo.

[sailor]

oh, i also loved how ronnie got all hissy because he wasn't having fun, so everyone had to go home.

and how does the situation buying shots for those other guys show he's only thinking about himself?

[Tall_James]

http://us.yimg.com/p/mu/tv_tv_ah/39JerseyShore39s39SnookiTriesOutTheNaturalLook.jpg

:thumbup:

She looks like Cher with big tits.

Or Sonny with big tits. I can't decide.

[paulisded]

oh, i also loved how ronnie got all hissy because he wasn't having fun, so everyone had to go home.

and how does the situation buying shots for those other guys show he's only thinking about himself?

It's part of the Real World method of creating conflict when none really exists.

[JimBeam]

oh, i also loved how ronnie got all hissy because he wasn't having fun, so everyone had to go home.

and how does the situation buying shots for those other guys show he's only thinking about himself?

I forgot about that.

Mike was actually trying in a way to fifuse the situation because he bought extra shots.

Maybe if Sneakers wasn't yapping her trap that they weren't those guys shots, when Mike had bought them for those guys even if reluctantly, she might not've gotten her face smashed.

She had her " I'm On MTV and I'm Famous " muscles going.

Maybe if Ronnie wasn't in the bathroom sitting to pee he might've been able to stop it.

With all that said Mike was standing there when she got punched and seemingly did nothing.

[Dude!]

She looks like Cher with big tits.

Or Sonny with big tits. I can't decide.

or Chastity
without the cock

[dino_electropolis]

Cause that's not a stereotype

Way to pick up on the sarcasm!

[TripleSkeet]

Line of the week...

"I dont eat lobster because they are like, alive before you kill them." - Snooki

Ronnie has turned into the pussy bf who has to walk around carrying his girlfriends purse while he watches his boys have fun. He made them leave the boat party because his girl just wanted them to sit in the turret, and then she made him leave that sorry ass club when his boy was DJing. Way to support your boy!

He does look like he caught that guy on the boardwalk with a nice shot in the next episode though. I think now theyve hit the part where everyone knows them as the "MTV guys" and you see more and more people starting shit with them. It happens alot with the Real World. Those girls calling Snooki fat tonight had absolutely no reason to except they were starting shit because the cameras were on. Thats probably why you dont really see the girls faces at all. Not giving them the on screen time they were looking for.

The Situation fails to close YET AGAIN. Will that kid ever get laid???? But he was 100% right in not cleaning his plate. Those lazy bitches dont lift a finger for dinner, then eat it and bitch at the guy that cooked for them to clean his plate? Fuck that.

Im not sure who was sadder when bragging about what they would do in a fight, Vinny or Snooki. Both times it was just douche chilling listening to them talk about it.

[Fallon]

I do like that J-Woww was defending Snooki and even said they were calling all the girls fat even though they were just ragging on Snook.

J-Woww is a good friend, but terrible girlfriend.

[Crippler]

Line of the week...

"I dont eat lobster because they are like, alive before you kill them." - Snooki

I was watching while talking to two friends on the phone. We were trying to work out a drinking game to make watching this show bearable. We were working out a # of drink-to-stupidity factor ratio...that line forced us to scrap the game for fear of alcohol poisoning.

[drusilla]

good move

[mikeyboy]

Maybe if Ronnie wasn't in the bathroom sitting to pee he might've been able to stop it.

With all that said Mike was standing there when she got punched and seemingly did nothing.

I was thinking about Ronnie saying he didn't see the punch but Mike did and Mike didn't do anything. Ronnie may not have seen it, but go back to the infamous gif. He's right there with his stupid hat behind Pauly on the left. When it went down he could have done as much as anyone.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jerseyshorepunch.gif

[Zipgun]

I was thinking about Ronnie saying he didn't see the punch but Mike did and Mike didn't do anything. Ronnie may not have seen it, but go back to the infamous gif. He's right there with his stupid hat behind Pauly on the left. When it went down he could have done as much as anyone.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jerseyshorepunch.gif

In the clip, Vinny is the only one with a dead stare at Snooki getting snuck, the rest of them weren't looking at it at all.

Unless that's Pitzy.

[A.J.]

She looks like Cher with big tits.

Or Sonny with big tits. I can't decide.

Or a young Elvira.

http://www.collegecrier.com/interviews/images/elvira.jpg

[sailor]

I think the situation was wrong not clearin his plate. I agree he shouldn't have to do the dishes, but only an animal won't take his dirty plate the 3 feet to the kitchen.

And it was really crazy Ronnie couldn't stay at a club they frequent for one damn hour to support his friend.

[Donnie Iris]

I think the situation was wrong not clearin his plate. I agree he shouldn't have to do the dishes, but only an animal won't take his dirty plate the 3 feet to the kitchen.

And it was really crazy Ronnie couldn't stay at a club they frequent for one damn hour to support his friend.

This thread has become greater than the show.

[TripleSkeet]

I think the situation was wrong not clearin his plate. I agree he shouldn't have to do the dishes, but only an animal won't take his dirty plate the 3 feet to the kitchen.

And it was really crazy Ronnie couldn't stay at a club they frequent for one damn hour to support his friend.

Ive had plenty of shore houses and one rule rings true with all of them. The person that cooks doesnt clean up. ANYTHING.

[disneyspy]

Ive had plenty of shore houses and one rule rings true with all of them. The person that cooks doesnt clean up. ANYTHING.

ah,so thats how you got your board name

[sailor]

Ive had plenty of shore houses and one rule rings true with all of them. The person that cooks doesnt clean up. ANYTHING.

ok, maybe it's some wacky shore-only rule, but it just sounds insane.

[paulisded]

Ive had plenty of shore houses and one rule rings true with all of them. The person that cooks doesnt clean up. ANYTHING.

Maybe that's so, and even while cooking at home it's not unusual for the cook to not have anything to do with the cleanup. But it's not to be expected, and it's definitely not something worthy of creating a house fight. He's one of those morons who does somewhat nice things ONLY to have hid ego fed.

[TripleSkeet]

ok, maybe it's some wacky shore-only rule, but it just sounds insane.

Not really. Its not like at home where your cooking for your family.

You cook a big dinner for all these rommates that either cant or wont cook for themselves. Thats cool. Most of the time its appreciated and the other rommates do their part in helping by setting the table, doing the dishes, etc.

Its a common courtesy thing. Especially when living in a shore house where 90% of your meals come from WAWA.

The kid is obviously a douche, just not in this case. He was pissed from the beginning that while he was cooking the girls werent even trying to help out at all. So when one of them has the balls to tell him to clean up his plate, hes got every right to tell her to fuck off.

[TripleSkeet]

ah,so thats how you got your board name

That one went over my head.

[disneyspy]

That one went over my head.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n20/Mayotte7/PeeWeesWordOfTheDaySkeetSkeetSkeet.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elev8edmind/KeiraKnightley.png

http://image50.webshots.com/150/3/62/78/388736278mYFxoo_ph.jpg

http://www.crunkrockradio.com/images/skeet_wipes.jpg

[TripleSkeet]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n20/Mayotte7/PeeWeesWordOfTheDaySkeetSkeetSkeet.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elev8edmind/KeiraKnightley.png

http://image50.webshots.com/150/3/62/78/388736278mYFxoo_ph.jpg

http://www.crunkrockradio.com/images/skeet_wipes.jpg

2 of those 3 were actually sig pics of mine on FBA.

[disneyspy]

2 of those 3 were actually sig pics of mine on FBA.

there was a forth but i guess a mod thought it was too risque,all it was was a pic of a guy cookin up a batch on some bikini chick,damn puritans

[sailor]

there was a forth but i guess a mod thought it was too risque,all it was was a pic of a guy cookin up a batch on some bikini chick,damn puritans

it's still there, it's just not loading right. i copied the url into my web browser and now it shows up for me.

[disneyspy]

it's still there, it's just not loading right. i copied the url into my web browser and now it shows up for me.

english please

[mikeyboy]

english please

he was able to see the pic using internet magic.

[disneyspy]

he was able to see the pic using internet magic.

now was that so hard to say?

thanks mb

[sailor]

he was able to see the pic using internet magic.

yeah, basically no one deleted it, but it's not showing up for some reason. i could look at the picture outside of the messageboard and then i could see it here as well.

[disneyspy]

jersey shore marathon on MTV NOW!!

[disneyspy]

snackers is such a stupid girl

[TripleSkeet]

The funniest part to me is when they try to be tender. This has mostly been Ronnie so far. Some quick examples...

"You really have to, like, catch my eye, and be like really, you know what I mean, something special."

"I thought this shore house was the best thing that ever happened to me but now Id say you are."

"We fuckin love you snook. You know? Your family. We fuckin love you."

Reminds me of the part in Bronx Tale when hes talking about hearing Italians romancing their women at night.

[sailor]

i also loved when schnitzel was saying she couldn't eat the lobster because she's you know, training to be a vet tech.

[TripleSkeet]

i also loved when schnitzel was saying she couldn't eat the lobster because she's you know, training to be a vet tech.

Well thats just because lobsters are on of those few animals that are alive before you kill them.

[mikeyboy]

Well thats just because lobsters are on of those few animals that are alive before you kill them.

Most things are already dead when you kill them?

[sailor]

Most things are already dead when you kill them?

well, that's the point.

[TripleSkeet]

well, that's the point.

Thank you.

[west milly Tom]

I saw the first episode and an watching now. I feel like I missed too much.

[west milly Tom]

I'm a vet tech yo.

[lleeder]

I haven't read all the posts in here. Has anyone started the DJ Paulie Crazed mash up?

[west milly Tom]

Ill say it again. Snookie gives me wood.

[lleeder]

I'd also enjoy a series of clips of people saying different variations of "Snookies" name. Nobody seems to get it right.

[JimBeam]

I totally agree w/ what somebody said earlier about the cast members getting f-ed w/ just because they are on TV.

But you know what, they deserve it because they play it up that they are on TV.

They act, as Sneakers did, like they are some hot property.

I'm sure they'll never show us any video of these tools getting roughed up.

Sure Ronnie looks like he gets a good shot in on that guy but who knows if they'll show us what all leads up to that.

He probably got pissed because that dude's g/f had the same purse as him.

As far as Mike cleaning up his plate yes maybe he could've been the bigger guy and done it but don't forget that the pig sammie didn't so anything, from what we can see, to help make the dinner so the request to clean up after himself shoiuldn't have come from her.

or from Ronnie as it didn't look like he did anything either.

[paulisded]

As far as Mike cleaning up his plate yes maybe he could've been the bigger guy and done it but don't forget that the pig sammie didn't so anything, from what we can see, to help make the dinner so the request to clean up after himself shoiuldn't have come from her.

or from Ronnie as it didn't look like he did anything either.

That whole sequence looked like a SNL parody of the Real World from 15 years ago.

[JimBeam]

That's a great point.

My wife was looking at some magazines and they had a spread in one of them which showed the female cast members with and without makeup.

By the looks of the pics they may be without makeup but they sure did look touched up.

[Mitch&Murray]

Did JWow say she saw Paulys cock Piercing in the first episode ?

[mikeyboy]

Did JWow say she saw Paulys cock Piercing in the first episode ?

yes

[Mitch&Murray]

yes

Im a bit older

Does a person go somewhere to have this done?
What part of ones junk would a guido have pierced ?
And most importantly WHY?

[A.J.]

A nice Jersey Shore primer. (http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/04/mtvs-jersey-shore-a-field-guide/)

[paulisded]

Oh god, I just read there is a possibility of a "Snooki of Love" show this summer on VH1.

[JPMNICK]

Oh god, I just read there is a possibility of a "Snooki of Love" show this summer on VH1.

cant wait to see the camera angles they use to try to make her look hot and not 40 years old.

[paulisded]

cant wait to see the camera angles they use to try to make her look hot and not 40 years old.

Every time I look at her I know exactly what she'll look like when she's 40, 60, or 80 years old.

[Zipgun]

cant wait to see the camera angles they use to try to make her look hot and not 40 years old.

The bio's always say she's 20-whatever, but I swear I saw one of those innoculation scars on her arm that only people over 40 have.

[Crossweird]

The bio's always say she's 20-whatever, but I swear I saw one of those innoculation scars on her arm that only people over 40 have.

(bi-weekly hepatitis vaccine)

[TripleSkeet]

The bio's always say she's 20-whatever, but I swear I saw one of those innoculation scars on her arm that only people over 40 have.

Yea well they also say this guy is 27...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2109/95161777.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/95161777.jpg/)