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sr71blackbird
10-23-2009, 03:23 PM
Who is the worst sports announcer?


Is anyone worse than this guy?


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Hottub
10-23-2009, 03:31 PM
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Snoogans
10-23-2009, 05:08 PM
Is anyone worse than this guy?




you
weekapaugjz
10-23-2009, 05:09 PM
you

what about hank williams jr?
Snoogans
10-23-2009, 05:12 PM
what about hank williams jr?

wow thats tough. The only way I could hate Hank more is if he is from Philly
KnoxHarrington
10-23-2009, 05:26 PM
wow thats tough. The only way I could hate Hank more is if he is from Philly

Yeah, but he gets you READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL
weekapaugjz
10-23-2009, 05:32 PM
Yeah, but he gets you READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL

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Snoogans
10-23-2009, 05:43 PM
did i mention i hate you all?
foodcourtdruide
10-23-2009, 05:47 PM
lol, sorta dumb and looked fake. But I did laugh when the announcer said "Dustin, of course, number 15." What's that mean???

And worst announcer? John Sterling. He's not a good play-by-play guy, he constantly gets things wrong and he makes the game all about himself.

Fortunately, he's paired with the worst color commentator.. Suzyn Waldman, who may be the biggest homer ever.
KnoxHarrington
10-23-2009, 05:50 PM
lol, sorta dumb and looked fake. But I did laugh when the announcer said "Dustin, of course, number 15." What's that mean???

And worst announcer? John Sterling. He's not a good play-by-play guy, he constantly gets things wrong and he makes the game all about himself.

Fortunately, he's paired with the worst color commentator.. Suzyn Waldman, who may be the biggest homer ever.

Can you imagine if he'd been the Giants' announcer when Bobby Thomson hit The Shot Heard Round The World? Instead "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!", I'm sure he'd have stuck with whatever stale catchphrase he'd come with for one of the Thomson's home runs: "A B-Blast from B-Bobby" or some shit like that.

Why do the Yankees have such dogshit announcers?
Snoogans
10-23-2009, 05:52 PM
Can you imagine if he'd been the Giants' announcer when Bobby Thomson hit The Shot Heard Round The World? Instead "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!", I'm sure he'd have stuck with whatever stale catchphrase he'd come with for one of the Thomson's home runs: "A B-Blast from B-Bobby" or some shit like that.

Why do the Yankees have such dogshit announcers?

ITS A THOMPSON MACHINE GUN INTO THE RIGHT FIELD BLEACHERS BY BOBBY
underdog
10-23-2009, 05:57 PM
Dick Enberg has to be one of the worst. He CONSTANTLY gets the players wrong and sounds like he's having a stroke all the time.

He at least has energy, though. Joe Buck sucks because he's boring as fuck.
foodcourtdruide
10-23-2009, 05:57 PM
Can you imagine if he'd been the Giants' announcer when Bobby Thomson hit The Shot Heard Round The World? Instead "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!", I'm sure he'd have stuck with whatever stale catchphrase he'd come with for one of the Thomson's home runs: "A B-Blast from B-Bobby" or some shit like that.

Why do the Yankees have such dogshit announcers?

The TV announces (minus Michael Kay) are pretty solid.

Oh my god, thinking about him making classic calls makes me want to punch someone.

"A TYR-IFFIC CATCH, FROM TYR-EE, FIRST DOWN, FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRST DOWN"
weekapaugjz
10-23-2009, 06:00 PM
"have i mentioned the cincinnati reds in the last five minutes?"

http://mlbinsights.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tx_joemorgan_all.jpg
Snoogans
10-23-2009, 06:01 PM
"have i mentioned the cincinnati reds in the last five minutes?"

http://mlbinsights.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tx_joemorgan_all.jpg

he gets a pass for how awesome he was on that episode of married with children.


NEW JERSEY NA NA's BITCH
KnoxHarrington
10-23-2009, 07:43 PM
The TV announces (minus Michael Kay) are pretty solid.

Oh my god, thinking about him making classic calls makes me want to punch someone.

"A TYR-IFFIC CATCH, FROM TYR-EE, FIRST DOWN, FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRST DOWN"

You just know that if he'd been the announcer in the '20s and '30s, it would have been "And it's a Bombino from the Bambino!"
NickyL0885
10-23-2009, 08:08 PM
You just know that if he'd been the announcer in the '20s and '30s, it would have been "And it's a Bombino from the Bambino!"

Or in the 50's and 60's:

"And Mickey DisMantles one to center!"
SonicAssault
10-30-2009, 04:06 PM
Surprised no one has mentioned that jackass that does the pittsburgh penguins radio feed. I had to turn off a flyers/pens playoff game because of this jerkoff. Stupid catchphrases worse than john sterling. "Slap me silly sidney". Fucking embarrassing.
Don Stugots
10-30-2009, 04:08 PM
Or in the 50's and 60's:

"And Mickey DisMantles one to center!"

"there goes a Mars shot by Marris"
razorboy
10-30-2009, 04:12 PM
I hope Hawk Harrelson and Suzyn Waldman enjoy an eternity in Hell.
Snoogans
10-30-2009, 05:03 PM
Surprised no one has mentioned that jackass that does the pittsburgh penguins radio feed. I had to turn off a flyers/pens playoff game because of this jerkoff. Stupid catchphrases worse than john sterling. "Slap me silly sidney". Fucking embarrassing.

People would actually have to watch hockey to hear it, thats why no one mentioned him
Dirtbag
10-30-2009, 09:32 PM
Are Joe Buck and Tim McCarver just so bad that everyone thinks they're against their team? Dave and Earl (Yankee fans) despise them, but I remember in 2001 how disgustingly pro-Yankee they were. The disappointment dripping from Buck's voice when Luis Gonzales won the series will always stay with me.
Donnie Iris
11-02-2009, 08:48 AM
Surprised no one has mentioned that jackass that does the pittsburgh penguins radio feed. I had to turn off a flyers/pens playoff game because of this jerkoff. Stupid catchphrases worse than john sterling. "Slap me silly sidney". Fucking embarrassing.

Why are you listening to Pittsburgh local radio in Philly? Especially when you lose every game?

I would agree that Mike Lange can lay it on a bit cheesy from time to time, but he's been doing it for so long and so drunk that he gets in pass in my book. He's considered one of the greats in the hockey community as well.
burrben
11-02-2009, 08:51 AM
"have i mentioned the cincinnati reds in the last five minutes?"

http://mlbinsights.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tx_joemorgan_all.jpg

as a reds fan, its good to have the team occasionally mentioned on espn.

and joe buck blows hard.
SonicAssault
11-02-2009, 11:50 AM
Why are you listening to Pittsburgh local radio in Philly? Especially when you lose every game?

I would agree that Mike Lange can lay it on a bit cheesy from time to time, but he's been doing it for so long and so drunk that he gets in pass in my book. He's considered one of the greats in the hockey community as well.

I had no choice but to listen to him. I was out of local coverage area and was listening to the xm feed from pittsburgh. Believe me if it could have been avoided I would have.
JerseyRich
11-02-2009, 12:57 PM
I keep wishing that Brett Gardner would hit a homerun so I can hear Sterling use my gem:

"Ohhhhhhh....Brett Gardner PLANTS ONE into the bleachers!"
disneyspy
11-02-2009, 01:00 PM
I keep wishing that Brett Gardner would hit a homerun so I can hear Sterling use my gem:

"Ohhhhhhh....Brett Gardner PLANTS ONE into the bleachers!"

maybe he'll use your other gem when damon belts one out


"ohhhhh... johnny damon just EXERCISED that ball!"
Section 8
11-03-2009, 07:58 AM
Joe Buck and Tim McCarver are horrible.

Buck does multiple sports and he sucks calling all of them.

McCarver is like a more senile version of John Madden minus the telestrater.

I don't care for John Sterling either.

I actually can stand listening to Michael Kay because he works well with Ken Singleton and the other Yankees that come in for play-by-play.

No combo, however, will ever be better in my eyes than Bill White and Phil Rizzuto.
sr71blackbird
11-04-2009, 12:38 AM
I never cared for female sports announcers.