View Full Version : Bear kills man. Colbert soon to be outraged.
Willmore
10-22-2009, 08:23 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm
An ice-skating bear with a touring Russian circus has killed a circus manager and seriously injured a trainer in the Kyrgyz capital, Bishkek.
Kyrgyz officials said the bear turned on the manager, 25-year-old Dmitry Potapov, during a rehearsal.
The bear, who had skates on at the time, severely mauled another circus worker who tried to rescue the manager.
Kyrgyz police shot and killed the bear when they arrived on the scene. It is not clear what caused the attack.
The five-year-old bear attacked Mr Potapov, dragging him across the ice and leaving him with fatal injuries.
A 29-year-old circus employee who tried to rescue Mr Potapov was badly injured and is in a critical condition, said Kyrgyz doctor Gulnara Tashibekova.
The director of the circus arena in Bishkek said Russian circus workers dragged the two men away from the bear and closed the arena's exits until the police arrived.
Bears on ice are common in Russian circuses. Some are equipped with helmets and sticks and trained to play hockey.
http://mk.ru/upload/iblock/82e/82e3006745a3ec71c67d2f8435151952.jpg
Really, if you put a tutu and skates on a bear, are you that shocked that at one point the creature goes crazy and kills someone? If someone put me in a tutu and forced me to dance on ice, I'd kill someone.
underdog
10-22-2009, 08:31 AM
That bear is on notice.
Farmer Dave
10-22-2009, 08:35 AM
That bear is on notice.
Did you miss the part about him being killed by police? He received his notice.
angrymissy
10-22-2009, 08:40 AM
What do they expect will happen after dressing up a fucking BEAR in a tutu and putting it on ice skates? He deserved it.
Aggie
10-22-2009, 08:40 AM
That tiger didn't go crazy; that tiger went tiger! You know when he was really crazy? When he was riding around on a unicycle with a Hitler helmet on!
http://www.provideogroup.com/img/Chris_Rock.jpg
Meataball23
10-22-2009, 08:41 AM
That bear is on notice.
:lol::clap:
underdog
10-22-2009, 08:52 AM
Did you miss the part about him being killed by police? He received his notice.
Now you're on notice.
topless_mike
10-22-2009, 10:07 AM
maybe he should be considered for the next mod spot that opens up.
wait, the bear's dead
never mind
Snoogans
10-22-2009, 10:10 AM
good. This is what they get for making it skate. Fuckin morons. ITS A BEAR, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS GONNA WANNA DO?
JohnCharles
10-22-2009, 10:28 AM
At least it wasn't a snake.
TheMojoPin
10-22-2009, 12:10 PM
What do they expect will happen after dressing up a fucking BEAR in a tutu and putting it on ice skates? He deserved it.
I agree, that fucking bear deserved to be in a tutu and on ice skates. DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT, BEAST.
This is the best part:
The bear, who had skates on at the time, severely mauled another circus worker who tried to rescue the manager.
I love that they felt the need to clarify that. I hope the bear used them as weapons.
sailor
10-22-2009, 12:14 PM
they put a tutu and skates on it and didn't expect this to happen? no, because they do this all the time and it never happens.
TheMojoPin
10-22-2009, 12:20 PM
they put a tutu and skates on it and didn't expect this to happen? no, because they do this all the time and it never happens.
I'm going to put you into a tutu and skates and then feed you to a bear.
TheMojoPin
10-22-2009, 01:28 PM
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Don Stugots
10-22-2009, 01:31 PM
The animals are rising up against us! ARM YOURSELVES!
IamFogHat
10-22-2009, 01:31 PM
Did the man have a secret?
http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/grizzly-man.jpg
Farmer Dave
10-22-2009, 01:55 PM
Now you're on notice.
OK, I'll behave from now on.
What do they expect will happen after dressing up a fucking BEAR in a tutu and putting it on ice skates? He deserved it.
He is expected to grin and bear it. a booo
GregoryJoseph
10-22-2009, 01:57 PM
Really, if you put a tutu and skates on a bear, are you that shocked that at one point the creature goes crazy and kills someone? If someone put me in a tutu and forced me to dance on ice, I'd kill someone.
What do they expect will happen after dressing up a fucking BEAR in a tutu and putting it on ice skates? He deserved it.
good. This is what they get for making it skate. Fuckin morons. ITS A BEAR, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS GONNA WANNA DO?
they put a tutu and skates on it and didn't expect this to happen?
No wonder so many of you are Married With Children fans...
Willmore
10-22-2009, 07:56 PM
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I would pay money to see that.
sailor
10-22-2009, 08:31 PM
No wonder so many of you are Married With Children fans...
actually, i was mocking that viewpoint and the fact that three folk wrote the same thing.
boosterp
10-23-2009, 08:06 AM
I hope they are removing the bear's ice skates from the dead guy's ass cave.
Dude!
10-23-2009, 08:23 AM
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that video is so wonderful
and so horrible
all at the same time
nocountryjon1
10-23-2009, 08:31 AM
that video is so wonderful
and so horrible
all at the same time
i know....Ive never felt so good and bad at the same time. It was a mind fuck.
razorboy
10-23-2009, 11:07 PM
that video is so horrible
and so horrible
all at the same time
Not unlike your posts.
hanso
10-25-2009, 06:04 PM
I think both shows are off a few weeks
furie
11-04-2009, 05:18 PM
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2009/11/predator_furry_kind_takes_out.html?ft=1&f=103943429
perhaps this will bring colbert around
opie's twisted balls
11-04-2009, 05:35 PM
Did the man have a secret?
http://witneyman.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/grizzly-man.jpg
Treadwell was a fucking buffoon.
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