Things older people do that you think is funny.

[biggestmexi]

At work we put up a new hand sanitizer thing(for no reason).

It is a motion sensing one where you just put your hand under it and it cums on it.

There have been several older people that come up and use it and they put their hands really close under and start pushing things under it. just at random. Then it splooges onto their hands and they are happy.

I find that funny.

Silly oldies!

[A.J.]

Have dinner at 4:30PM.

[Dude!]

move to florida

[Marc with a c]

have a zillion board characters.

[underdog]

Play guitar.

[underdog]

Breathe.

[underdog]

Go to school to get a masters in history.

[underdog]

Talk about the 60s like they were good times.

[strawberrypop]

have a zillion board characters.

The only answer.

[Willmore]

die.

Hilarious.

[biggestmexi]

die.

Hilarious.

yeah they ARE silly arent they.

not to mention shitting themselves.

[Judge Smails]

When having family get-togethers at our house we've got to tell my parents and my in-laws, or any of my wife's older aunts and uncles that the party starts an hour later than it actually does and they STILL manage to show up early.

Before we started doing that, I can't tell how many times I've had this converation with my dad.

Me: "What are you doing here? It's 1:15. I told you the party starts at 2:00. I still have to get in the shower."

Dad: "You're always waiting for the last minute to do things even when you know you have company coming."

Me: "No. 1:59 would be the last minute. Haven't you ever heard of 'Fashionably Late'?

I guess it's more anoying than funny.

[RhinoinMN]

My in-laws are reaching into the old person genre. If we have them over for supper we have to tell them we are eating at 7 when it is really 5:30.

They are 1.5 to 2 hours early wherever they go.

[biggestmexi]

When having family get-togethers at our house we've got to tell my parents and my in-laws, or any of my wife's older aunts and uncles that the party starts an hour later than it actually does and they STILL manage to show up early.

Before we started doing that, I can't tell how many times I've had this converation with my dad.

Me: "What are you doing here? It's 1:15. I told you the party starts at 2:00. I still have to get in the shower."

Dad: "You're always waiting for the last minute to do things even when you know you have company coming."

Me: "No. 1:59 would be the last minute. Haven't you ever heard of 'Fashionably Late'?

I guess it's more anoying than funny.

My in-laws are reaching into the old person genre. If we have them over for supper we have to tell them we are eating at 7 when it is really 5:30.

They are 1.5 to 2 hours early wherever they go.

maybe they just get there early to scope out the place....

for nursing home employees

[RhinoinMN]

maybe they just get there early to scope out the place....

for nursing home employees

I was thinking that they really enjoyed our company, but they don't care for me much.

[biggestmexi]

I was thinking that they really enjoyed are company, but they don't care for me much.

you probably just piss them of with your wrong usage of ARE


:wub: U

[Ritalin]

I just like the mundane conversations.

"I think I'm going to wash my hands. What do you think? Should I wash
my hands? Where's the restroom? Is that the restroom over there?

Ok, Im going to wash my hands"

"You got it Dad. Good luck!"

[KatPw]

The fact that they see going to a Doctor appointment as entertainment and a big outing to boot.

[underdog]

you probably just piss them of with your wrong usage of ARE


:wub: U

I don't think you should be correcting anyone's grammar there, sparky.

[angrymissy]

When we first taught my Dad how to use the Internet for simple things like checking sports scores or the Weather, he referred to it as "the yahoo".

"It's not going to rain today, I went on the Yahoo and found out"
"Yankees won, I read it on the Yahoo".

Now, unfortunately, he is Facebooking up a storm.

[A.J.]

When we first taught my Dad how to use the Internet for simple things like checking sports scores or the Weather, he referred to it as "the yahoo"


Ha! I remember my grandparents getting "the HBO" when it first came out.

[biggestmexi]

I don't think you should be correcting anyone's grammar there, sparky.

shoosh, u.

[biggestmexi]

Now, unfortunately, he is Facebooking up a storm.

on the yahoo?

and we have the JCWhitney store near us and he always calls it JCWhitneys.

he adds 's's to a lot of things

[Whitey]

Answering Phones . I laughed my ass off watching an old lady answer the phone she kept screaming Hello and the person on the other end kept responding she hung up on the guy . A moment later the phone rang and she looked at it like it was the devil and wouldnt pick it up .

[angrymissy]

on the yahoo?

and we have the JCWhitney store near us and he always calls it JCWhitneys.

he adds 's's to a lot of things

No, now he uses "The Farmville" and "The Mafia Wars". Kill me plz.

[Fallon]

Getting their hats removed.

[KatPw]

No, now he uses "The Farmville" and "The Mafia Wars". Kill me plz.

Oh, it's adorable. My mom used to ask Mike how the internet works. She wanted details and schematics. "Just a series of tubes" was not an acceptable answer to her.

[ANC]

Turlet

[instrument]

falling down breaking a hip, then succumbing to pneumonia 2 months later.

[thepaulo]

I hate it when they play World of Warcraft 24 hours straight

[sailor]

Drink coffee in bars.

[Jughead]

They are always breaking off the wiper switch arm trying to put car in drive!!!

[Jughead]

Oh and put lamb skin around seat belts not knowing they are adjustable for neck protection:wink:

[biggirl]

How my dad, who never wears jewelry except wedding band, gets dressed up to go out and wears a big thick gold necklace (with a cross, no less) and a big ugly ass ring. Why? Why? Why?

How my dad has 6 pairs of identical brown loafers and 3 pairs of identical white tennis shoes that all sit in perfect line in their entry way.

How my dad bought a pair of skechers and sometimes wears them with that ugly ass necklace.

How my mom who is really thin wears clothes 2 sizes too big. How she wears her bangs back in a barrette...she looks like a little kid.

I will have to think of more...my parents are weird.

[Marc with a c]

impotence.

[FrogSlayer]

old men can fall asleep at the drop of a hat.
I remember my grandfather falling out every night about 5 minutes after supper. When he hit that recliner he was out. My brother and I still laugh about how annoyed my grandmother would get about it... poking him and sayin "daddy wake up, if you are that tired go to bed" She wouldn't stop until he went to bed, sometimes around 7:30 because he was tired of her poking.

[Marc with a c]

pull on their pants before they sit down.

[FebruaryEast]

shit in their pants before they sit down.

[Jughead]

when they ask does it have a full size spare...:lol:

[biggestmexi]

They are always breaking off the wiper switch arm trying to put car in drive!!!

i like that one

[thepaulo]

They drink redbull

[underdog]

Think races shouldn't mix.

[brettmojo]

They have no problem taking a leisurely drive through street markets.

[Ponyboy]

Just think....we'll all be like that someday!

[Chigworthy]

Old folks are always scowling, which I find funny. Why are they so bitter?

[thepaulo]

they're a bunch of know it alls

[STC-Dub]

Driving down the road at 20 with their directionals on.

[PapaBear]

I like how they use "the" for things that scare them. "the pot" "the dope" "the cullerds"

[PapaBear]

My dad wears a button up sweater around the house. A couple of years ago, I decided it was time to buy him a new one for Christmas, since his old one was all tattered. A month later, I realized he was still wearing the old one. I asked him why, and he said he didn't want to mess up the new one. IT WAS STILL IN THE BOX! He finally relented when I told him I got him the new one so he could WEAR IT!

[~Katja~]

My dad wears a button up sweater around the house. A couple of years ago, I decided it was time to buy him a new one for Christmas, since his old one was all tattered. A month later, I realized he was still wearing the old one. I asked him why, and he said he didn't want to mess up the new one. IT WAS STILL IN THE BOX! He finally relented when I told him I got him the new one so he could WEAR IT!
my dad used to do the same with wallets. His looked so ripped apart and bad that we would get him new ones for x-mas or b-day until we realized he never replaced the old one and it was the same one we saw every time we thought he was in need of a new one

[Stankfoot]

"Every once in a while (sometimes as often as 3 times a week), I'm incapable of getting my right shoe on correctly. I'll put it on, and take a few steps. It's too loose. I retie it. It's too tight. I can retie it 20 times, and it's still no good. Sometimes I put it on, and it feels like my sock is bunched up on the bottom. I'll take the shoe off, and adjust the sock. IT NEVER WORKS! When this happens, it totally throws off my day. I make simple and stupid mistakes, because I can't stop thinking about how my shoe putting on didn't take that day."

[sailor]

say "directionals"

[boosterp]

Driving on the freeway. It's so fun to watch how intense they are when you shoot past them doing 5 over.

[JohnCharles]

Confuse all black people for Anthony Anderson.